#superfunny

[doctorphonix]

This is a test to see if tumblr allowes my incredibly funny videos (that I definitely didn't steal) or if video formats dont work very well!

[mrphotoeye]

EVERYONE TUNE INTO THE FUNNIEST PRANKCALLS @ TheMrCraigsListShow 🤣

[flovverworks]

im beyond exhausted rn so im gonna talk nonsense. but theres this one figaro n akira comic where figaros in akiras world after the entire. Plot. and one panel is him holding a smartphone with the words "internet is sugoi" and im OBSESSED with that panel. its so funny to me. everyday i have to stop myself from saying it

theres also a figaro n akira in similar setting (or even the same one i cant for the life of me rmbr) where they end up watching some old video of a school play akira did and akira thinks its cringe but when they look at figaro for his reaction hes SO captivated,,,,,,,,,,,and at the end credits he recognizes akiras name and akiras all '?? u learned jp??' but what figaro learned was akiras name................theres a akira n mithra too about names where akira shows mithra how their name is spelled + learns how mithras is spelled,,,,,,i need canon mentions of akira knowing this and that word so bad alrdy, since there r mentions of akira not knowing how to read their language like. hand it to me. i know u consider these things coly

[toestalucia]

Fraux: Anyway, you better remember I beat everyone else this Valentine's Day! Huh? I'm actually… the fifth person?

HELP.........................the way shes so smug about it.....and then....

[bianca-mii]

Paul wrapped 2024 yet again

I really couldn't stop myself from doing another one😭 Paul's been my one and only for almost 15 years, but only this year I could see him so close live. This tour will be forever special for me. I've been in total and hopeless awe of:

1. Superhot Paul forgetting to be the supercute/superfunny Paul for a moment:

2. Somewhat nostalgic Paul in the rain

3. Superplayful Paul

4. Supercaring and forgiving Paul, who kept reaching for his babe even when the babe had a really bad day and didn't act too nicely before

5. Caring Paul reaching for the fans too:)

6. Paul keeping everybody warm:)

7. Paul giving Till a taste of his own medicine🤭

8. Romantic Paul with his babe

9. Paul letting it go for a moment in his one and only's embrace...

10. Paul driving people insane with how he got behind his babe during the last show, as if he was about to take him right then and right there

6. Photo by Paul Harries, hard to say about the other credits, most of the gifs done by me, but unless there's a credit added on the media, I can't really tell anymore where I got it from😢

[motsimages]

The bit about the menopause in Never Stop Blowing Up was superfunny but I don't want the youth to think it was just a joke because it's funny to speak like this about menstruation and menopause. If you happen to be next to menopausic women after you are 30, they will tell you about it and yes, it may involve a way heavier flow than before for a couple of years.

Quite literally, the nurse assisting a gynecologist I had an appointment with told me that she spent two years having to have a change of pants in her workplace (the hospital) because she bleeded so much. Sometimes she even fainted.

And since I'm at it, other things that apparently happen, as told to me by menopausic women are: temperature dysregulation (the famous hot flashes), your boobs get bigger, your vagina lubricate much less, difficulty regulating the mood swings (if you get angry, you get superangry superfast and it's hard to calm down).

Looking forward to hear jokes about this too.

[olath124]

And well... I couldn't restrain myself and I've made a few shots of the two gonks. This idea is taken from the... second chapter of the fic I'm writing, where they talk on the terrace of the Black Sapphire. This one:

I'm really happy, and can't wait to do more VPs, it has been SUPERFUNNY!

My brain is going to explode at all the possibilities I have now!!!

[aiwithsocrates]

“Every child has super powers; we just help them to find those”

#ai #aiart #aiartcommunity #creative #midjourney #midjourneyart #midjourneycommunity #generativeart #pixar #disney #universalstudios #digitalart #characterdesign #funny #funnyanimals #funkycroco #desert #superfunny #superman #kids #dc #dccomics

[robovictim]

yeah i thinmk so too, my spelling on pc is actually ALOT worse because i try n type at thw same speed as i do on my phone and it just doesNOT work out which is superfunny sometimes

alotof my inplurals / subsystems are currently dormant buti am curious on how the ones that aren't would feel about the labels n which one they'd choose, the separation would probably make logging thinfs alot easier tbh ...

therer lots of ofher robot characters you coudl maybw project on even if it's in a different way, i'd give you some examples of mine but my opps .... IPEOMISE IM NOT PARANOID bur i am.. so...

iwana have a bunch of pearls irl n have tjem in a little jar and shake fjem around i think it would cure me tbh .... ir would be so cute and sound so wonderful

i'm liek n evil stuffed animal, my stuffing is liek fiberglass i thigk...... iwana eat fiberglass but it'd chopup my organs D: but my main id is a dog, I ACTUALLY GOT ASSIGNED A BREED AWHILE AGO n they said i'd b a husky which maaybbbb i dont liek the cold all tht much unless im bundled up thooo i think if i was all bundeled up n could stay warm though i'd be in the snow aaaaall the time because snowwy days can b super relaxing

i habe a few big ones n like 2 smalls, most are bigger than my hands at leasy but i worry about my big ones fallign off too so they're safer on my shelf, usa even falls off sometimes and its so miserable.... i move around alot in my sleep

for me i used cashapp for alot of years n thay was pretty easy n it has a physical card n a card on my phone cause i lost my physical card awhile back ( i have a new one ) but i coild just use it through the app n it was fine but its good that you have someone that can help yio out wirh these things as they can be annoying to figure out on your own

hehe surprisingly i'm not a big plusho or objectum at all !! ijusy really like usa n my other stuffies are liek my friends maaaybeee N HE IS especially after i wash him hehe, i've been thinking about getting him his own brush at some point cause his fur gets all tangled sometimes

thankfully names are pretty easy for us n though we've had and gone through a lot they usually are used for a longer period of time n since we're blurry a lot its easier to have one or two names we can all agree on either cause of ids or because the name was assifned to us liek my nimber name was

i think my migraines started after my concussion n are like a permanent side effect of it like some other stuff, can rarely evr find the cause of it tho but sometimes i liketo play a guessing game on if its cause i haven't drunk evnouhj water, eaten eough food, if front is too full, or if im on my deathbed, usually its none of the above but it's still fun to play cause it helps me to remembr to eat n stuff but stress migraines SUCK cause theres not much you can do othr than just wait it out -💫

thts so reql me too.. actually made me go n get our little bluetooth ketybaord thingy ,, we hve a pc but it doesnt work rn.... i miss it i mis playing minecraftt......

mmaybe.. i dont feel super Connected t being robot in nonhuman way lik i did before with victor when i was larry.. i think i still could if i am prototype buit i mgiht not have any regretevator frontrs for a While cs joseph is just really comforting t be and stay as for a really long timme..

that sounds really pretty,,.. we hage something Kind of like tha um its a little . jar in our bathroom (i know weird placement but our bodys sister made it and just left it there ? so..) filled with like orange water glitter,.. the glitter usually sits on th bottom n it looks really dumb but its pretty when its shaked togerher....

i think weve touched fiberglass at least once when we were a little kid ... i dont really know what exacly our main id is when it comes to being nonhuman .. because as of late weve mostly Just been Joseoh and often not even any specific nonhuman joseph like cat or anything just .... normal joseph,.. which is still nonhuman for us but not.. anything in partcular so its hard to pin down..

we dont move a lot in our sleep really,... i think we sued to beecause sometimes wed have sleeopovers with our friends and wed wake up like half way down the bed .. i dont think we do that anymore..

illlll hope i cn figure that out yeah,.. i know velma used a different card app bc she has like stuff she does with her mom .. so i dunno...

i am a big objectum id say i just find it hard to really make actually strong n long lasting Connecions with things even when im attracted to them .. i think a lot of it s tyat i dont experience object sentience ,... which i actually prefer i think i find it More romantic (?) that th objects arent like ... sentient and alive.. but it oes also make it a little bit difficultt... it akso means that typically we dont Feel much for our stuffed animals unless its like romantic.. like they alll mean a lot to us and wed sob if we ever lost any of them like permanently but also we dont really think about them much at all n have no strong EMOTIONAL ties to them beyond.. that attachment.. we um . mainly just have trauma about losing things/having things tajken from us . as an explanation for that one..

names are kind of back n forth for uss... we aent very creative with names unless we can just come up with one really easily bc that happens sometimes but usually even with some sort of inspiration of like a Theme we want the name to take from it can be hard to think of an actual name and then also needing to connnect witg it and actually feel like its Our Name n stuff... we struggle to find like Permanent collective names cus we have host changes sometimes (not Super often but still enough to affect our collective identity strongly and indefinitely until a New host change) and even then sometimes even without hsot changes we just lost interest/connnection with a name..? or just change interests, vibes, existing cnnections tht would change the names were connected to, etc.. i wwas gonna sau that i think were really lucky that viuctor never assigned us any names (just sources which is still hard but i think is Easier to disconnect and get over than names are..) but actually he did because he gifted us 3 chinese names since hes chinese.. n they actually meant a LOT to me but now theyre ruined and it makes me really sad because i loved those names n i loved him.. n they were such cute and sweet and emotionally charged names..

i dont think webve ever had any serious head injuries which actally is really surprising because weve had lots of accidents and events where we did get our head hit pretty bad.. but at the same time it is pretty possible that we did and just dont remember.. since we dont remember most things,.,, i never really know whgat the cause of ours are either really.. since pluralness doesnt really affect uss bodily or anything very much at all were never bothered when we form new people or when theres lots in front .. i think they do sually just happen for no reason for us..

[siffrin-stardust-traveler]

( it’s because i’m superfunny. you must now transcend and accept the title of funnyjokesperson!! /silly )

Oh no!! I am suddenly feeling compelled to think of a pun for every situacion no matter how cheesy it may be!!/silly-Mirabelle

[mari--lace]

"why use one anime-canon hair color when you can use them all???"

OP how does it feel being superfunny

Would you believe I *still* didn't get to all the drawings on my list?? XD Spoilers for recent manga chapters and Black Iron Submarine! (And thank you to folks who sent suggestions, sorry if I missed some!)

[cheesecake69]

hello

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[smileything]

That Wall Good

1 That hull comeing Back to live part Was Something

2 Them seeing nari Back form The Dead Was a Good

3 all Th Jokes About plans Where superfunny to Me

4 The hull fight Was Really Good But o dont Have much to Say About ti sorry

5 did he just Magical Girl Transform his weapon?!

yes yes he did

6 love The Talking at The end Of The fight

7 Ye hes Day Was a lot

8 i Loved This Good Job

Tighnari's professional guide on how to be super(hero) - Chapter 7

TW: explicit mentions of blood and murder

And that, dear diary, was the story of how the fifteen year old, Tighnari Valukshuna, had woken up from his demise.

You all thought I actually killed him off, didn’t you? Well, no. I’m pretty sure everyone knew I was going to do this, but whatever. Tighnari was certainly back to the land of the living now, but not without—-complications. For Tighnari had woken up in the exact place and state of mortal body when he had died. With a large axe inside his body.

Tighnari wanted to scream in pain and barf out all of his organs, if most of them weren’t already split in half and bleeding out. He couldn’t even bare to look at his mutilated body, his turtleneck and khaki’s were stained with his blood. So it was perhaps safe to say that his course of action was blurred in his mind. How is he even still alive with the axe right through him?! Would he die again if he removed it? Only one way to find out.

He tightened both of his hands on the handle of the axe, before he wrenched it out of his body and threw it aside. It wasn’t a fun experience, to say the least. I would have described every single visceral detail, but I (and Tighnari) have decided to spare you most of it.

The axe was gone, that was one thing, but he still had a big gaping hole in his stomach. He slumped to the floor, clutching his stomach to somehow prevent more blood from coming out of his chest than it already had. He felt something vibrating in his pocket, which he assumed was his phone. He prayed to the heavens above that it wasn’t his parents videocalling him from their jobs, because Rukkadevata probably couldn’t bring back more than one person from the dead.

However, when he reached into his pocket, he pulled out a vibrating and glowing vision. He held it tightly in his hand, making a tiny sound of pain. Suddenly, he felt a layer of skin forming over his chest wound, million times the speed of skin usually heals. He could also feel his mauled organs lacing together to how it used to be, a feeling he would probably cherish for the rest of his life.

The vision—-was healing him. He didn’t know how, nor why, but it didn’t matter. The pain in his chest slowly disippated, and his pounding headache was even healed just the slightest. It wasn’t long until his body was in the exact state it was before. The only thing remotely concerning about him now was the fact that he was covered with blood and that there was a large rip in his ‘nerdy looking’ turtleneck. His favourite one too.

The gym was so quiet you could hear a pin drop, which was weird. Now that he was all better, his mind immediately went back to his friends. Where on earth WERE they?! His question was answered shortly by the sounds of crashing and screaming outside of the school.

He took a quick glace at the literal bloodbath on the floor, having a moment of silence to the janitor who had to clean up that mess before dashing on his heel to the main enterance of the school. And what a sight he saw. The monster, the creature of the abyss like Rukkadevata said, was still on the prowl in the playground, with multiple students and teachers in front of it, one of the older students with a more built figure standing in front.

Yet, no sign of his friends. He decided to put that big brain of his to use, if he was getting chased by a monster, where would he go? It had to be gender-neutral (so none of the bathrooms), big enough to fit two people (so none of the lockers), and probably compact enough (so none of the classrooms). He hadn’t derived much information hidden behind a wall. But he got a pretty good idea of where they could be. He casually strolled amongst the destruction that was brought upon by the abyss creature to a little room located near the girls' and the boys' bathrooms, put on the most deadpan expression he could muster. "BOO." When Tighnari swung the door open, his deadpan expression was a sharp contrast to the chaos behind him—the blood-soaked turtleneck, the slight limp in his step, the unmistakable weariness in his eyes. For a moment, Kaveh and Dehya just stared, frozen, like they’d seen a ghost. And in a way, they had. "You two really thought you could get rid of me THAT easily, huh?" he smirked, pretending he didn’t just have a mental breakdown over his own death in the limbo.

However, he found himself regretting his nonchalance when Kaveh broke down into sobbing. "Now I’m hallucinating," he shivered, tears dripping down his face as he rubbed his reddening eyes. "I was so stupid. [blurred] my best friend was killed all because of my cowardice, now we’re gonna get killed because… because–" he used his hand to cover his face as he wailed into them.

"I don’t think it’s just a hallucination," Kaveh muttered, staring straight into Tighnari’s clearly spooked eyes by their dead friend’s presence.

Tighnari’s [blurred] eyes darted between the two of them, before he sighed and slapped Kaveh across the face. Kaveh, taken aback by the sudden assault, stopped his tears for a second and held his cheek. "Ouch!" he cried. "What the heck?!?"

"You felt that, didn’t you?" he replied flatly. "HOW—" Dehya exclaimed, taking Tighnari by the shoulders and shaking him roughly. "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?? YOU LITERALLY HAD AN AXE INSIDE YOU."

Tighnari looked at her blankly, trying to process [blurred] what had happened at the celestial plane and shrugged. "I was brought back to life."

Now it was Kaveh’s turn to look at Tighnari blankly. But his doubt hadn’t lasted for long, going over to his friend and pulling him into a tight embrace. Kaveh’s arms wrapped around him before Tighnari could react, the force of the hug nearly knocking the air out of him. For a moment, Tighnari froze, unsure of what to do. Then, slowly, he raised his arms and returned the embrace, a warmth spreading through him that had nothing to do with the vision in his pocket, feeling his friends body shiver against his. "Don’t—don’t joke about this, Nari," he mumbled into his shoulder, "...please. I don’t know what I’d have done if we lost you."

"Yeah, yeah," Tighnari whispered softly, his lips stretching to form a fond smile. "Now we’ve got a monster to defeat.” "You got a plan, smartass?" Dehya questioned. "One that ISN’T 'f*** it, we ball'?" Kaveh glanced at Tighnari nervously. "Please don’t say ‘wing it.’"

A wide grin spread across the boys face. "Oh, I’ve got a plan alright. But first, let’s go on a supply run."

*************

"This is a horrible plan." "A horrible plan is better than a non-existent one." "I’d beg to differ."

"Whatevs," Tighnari groaned, 'weapons' in hand. "Let’s get this over with, dying was exhausting. Everyone clear on the plan?" "Clear," Dehya and Kaveh replied in unison, both not very thrilled with the idea at hand. They were now face to face with the abyss creature, it seemingly getting more aggressive at the sight of them. "Do we have an escape plan if this goes wrong?" "I admittedly haven’t thought that far." "You don’t even deserve the title of nerd." The three slowly backed away from the monster as it simply stood in front of them. Not a movement. Not a sound. Just... nothing. Tighnari nudged Kaveh, and the others groaned before yelling out, "Hey, you... big fat ugly thing!" he stuttered, losing more and more confidence with every syllable he uttered. Or yelled. "Oh, for the love of god, WHEN was the last time you cleaned your fur?! It’s positively GRIMY. Ugh, do you even have in whatever hole you crawled out of? I can practically see each and every thick knot in it," he yammered on nervously. For a second there, the creature actually looked at itself as if to check whether everything Kaveh was saying was actually true. When it figured out he was, it was NOT happy. Within seconds, the creature managed to materialize an even larger axe than the one that stabbed Tighnari earlier. The blade was at least three Kavehs big, which was enough motivation for the boy to shoot off like a bullet, screaming for his life as the creature chased him around the schoolyard. "Dehya, get everyone to safety!" Tighnari hollered, taking a long, thickly braided rope that was usually used for climbing drills in gym from his bag. The girl nodded and aggressively motioned towards the school’s gates. "C’mon, get moving! What’re y’all standin’ around for?!" Tighnari knotted the rope between the two trees, his hands moving quickly but precisely. If the monster charged through, it would trip straight onto the broken playground slide he’d dragged into position earlier, all while Kaveh attempted to do his own version of parkour through the children’s playground. It ended up with Kaveh falling flat on his ass multiple times. Kaveh scrambled up the monkey bars like his life depended on it—because it did. He yelped as the monster’s axe shattered the jungle gym below him, sending metal bars flying. "WHY DOES IT EVEN HAVE ANOTHER AXE?!? NARIIIIII!"

“I’m working on it!” Nari shot back, “anddddd done!”

The monster’s axe smashed into the ground, sending a shockwave that cracked the concrete and nearly knocked Tighnari off his feet. Tighnari opened his bag he had brought along with him while weighing his options. He had brought along the axe he yanked out of his body half an hour ago, a flimsy-looking bow with measly arrows, and a spare pair of boxing gloves if Dehya burned through the ones she already had. Literally. His hand had gravitated toward the bow and arrows, but he decided to pick up the axe in adherence to his "better judgment." Tighnari motioned Kaveh towards their trap, the other missing the thud of the axe as it pounded the ground by an inch. Kaveh’s foot snagged on the rope, sending him tumbling forward with a panicked yelp. The world spun for a moment before Tighnari’s arms caught him, yanking him out of the monster’s reach just as the axe came crashing down. The sheer mess of the monsters foot getting caught in the rope was enough to bring down both of the trees the rope was tied to on top of it. When the monster came crashing down, Dehya immediately took the axe that Nari had offered to her and brought it down upon its head.

What they didn’t expect, however, was the blade on the axe breaking on the impact with the neck of the creature. Dehya looked at the broken axe in dismay and gave Tighnari a pleading gaze. The monster roared in rage, clawing at the fallen trees as it began to lift itself up. Dehya stumbled back, her gaze flickering between the broken axe and the towering creature. "Uh... Nari?!" .Tighnari and Kaveh looked at each other in uncertainity and fear, unsure of what to do. Suddenly, it felt like something clicked in his head. Tighnari took out the bow and arrows, strung it as quickly as he could, and aimed it towards the monsters head.

“Are you crazy?!” Kaveh mouthed out, frantically shaking his head “what good can arrows do if an axe isn’t enough to do damage against that thing?!” But the words were of no use. It was like something had possesed the boy. He held his bow tightly in his hands, seeming to be concentrating on it. Kaveh immediately noticed the Dendro vision in the others pocket flashing incessantly, not just glowing, FLASHING.

Tighnari’s heart pounded as he gripped the flimsy bow. His mind raced with Rukkadevata’s voice—"You claim it’s impossible for you to become a leader, but you haven’t been given a proper chance yet."

He had his chance, right on the tips of his fingers.

Like hell was he going to waste it.

It happened in a matter of seconds, the bow in Tighnari’s hand slowly grew bigger, a green aura emitted from his hands enveloping it as it transformed before their eyes. What was a simple play-toy archery set became a large bow of white and green, the wood slowly growing before its eyes as it changed into white branches with dendro symbols all over it.The vision in his pocket burned against his skin, its warmth spreading through his veins. As if responding to his will, the energy surged into the bow, transforming it in his hands.The gaps in the bow, encased with green glass seemed to have Dendro residue, the edges of it sprouting full blown leaves.

When he shot the arrow, the arrow morphed into a sort of green bullet of energy as it whizzed through the air, hitting its target with precision. “I had no idea you could do archery Nari!” Kaveh exclaimed, pleasantly surprised, which contrasted Dehya’s confusion with the entire situation. “Did he just magical girl transform his weapon?”

The shot hit the creature straight through its head, which was enough to bring it to it’s knees. But from that shot, after hitting its mark, split into multiple other energy bullets and hit the creature from every possible angle. The creature let out one final, guttural roar before collapsing to the ground, shaking the earth beneath them. For a moment, everything was silent, save for the crackle of energy fading from Tighnari’s bow. The monster’s lifeless body lay motionless, before exploding into fur and claws.

And thus, the monster that had destroyed the Akademiya had been felled by a 15 year old teenager.

After a few seconds, Tighnari snapped out of his trance when Kaveh practically lauched himself towards his friend with another embrace “We did it!” he laughed almost crazily “I am never doing that again!”

“I can’t believe we actually pulled that off,” Dehya huffed, putting her arm around Tighnari’s shoulder. “Not bad nerd, not bad at all.” The boy observed the destruction around him, before drawing his attention to the monster he just slayed. “I…” he muttered “did I really do that?” he looked at the bow in his hands, and gripped it tightly with a new-found determintation and pride. He did it! He actually did it!

Maybe rukkadevata was right after all.

“Which one of your places are the closest?” Dehya asked “I don’t wanna be here anymore.” “Mine’s out of the question,” putting his foot on the floor a bit too roughly, Kaveh suddenly winced “I think I sprained my ankle, can somebody carry me?” “My place is probably the closest.” Tighnari noted, his ears picking up the sounds of sirens wailing in the distance. “I don’t want to be around when the law enforment come bearing questions.” he said, looking at his bloodstained clothes. He took a sweater out of his bag and used it to cover himself, hiding most of the bloody damage. “Carry Kaveh, Dehya. Lets go.”

Dear Diary,

Today was WILD, to say the least. I met someone who I went from hating to having a mutual appreciation with, I got murdered and got sent to the limbo, I murdered a monster, I learned how to actually use my powers, and have learnt so much about who I am as a person. Who I am as a person, and as a hero. I had my doubts when the archon constantly told me about how important I am and how great of a leader I could be, but maybe..just maybe...I could actually do this! Maybe this superhero idea isn't so far off after all. I already have a team, don't I? 

I still have so much left to learn, thats obvious. But I actually feel more...confident in myself. Maybe I can do this! I can show the world who I really am. 

Tighnari.

@smileything

[uttamkumar330]

Super funny dance with funny music #fun #funny #funnyvideo #superfunny #youtube #youtubevideo #UK330 #uttamkumar330 #UTTAMxyz (at Delhi, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4SBVyEpbNB/?igshid=137ftezdh0gyx

[iamlunaloovgoodfan]

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[flyingazrolls]

#superfunny #thanksgiving with our family enjoying #golfing with #grandpa Whiskers and then yummy food made by Mommy and spending #moretime with our #family !! #somuchfun #reno #mountain #mountains #mountainlife (at Somersett) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWvnM-dJTku/?utm_medium=tumblr