#superbeefs

[theartofgg]

a commission done of two dudes being bro$

[beef-a-week]

Well here is the big news you've all been waiting for... this weekend we launched the official @beef.a.week APPROVED #stickers as a way to identify #sultansofsauce and #theonionrollpatrol APPROVED beef joints. We will be rolling these out like #Ludacris and #limpbizkit over the next few months so let us know where we should be going or invite us to check out your #beef for the #OFFICIALBEEFAWEEK #stampofapproval... approved as of this weekend #mountvernonrestaurant #minosroastbeef #johnsroastbeef #bluehouseroastbeef #jamesriverbbqsauce#kingbeef #yeahhescarryingjamesriver #stickerporn #beeflayers #superbeef #superstickers #beefville #bbqsauce #superbeefthreeway (at Mount Vernon Restaurants)

[sango-blep]

Thank you for always indulging the hornycorp fandom with your wonderful drawings of Superbeef and her big tiddy goth wife

Only description of SC I accept from now on

[mikehsu666]

The epic New England Toast Beef #superbeef 4-way. Fred,pink and warm. I like putting the #onionrings on it because life is beautiful and it pisses people off. #sandwich #roastbeef #beef #worcesterma #foodporn #beefporn (at New England Roast Beef) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2aGHtkhKxM/?igshid=u41r5ekfqjt2

[magical-gull]

hotaru?

Kale. Self conscious and timid for a (tldr, possibly different from the default asshole Punchmonkeys types in the main universe timeline). Has a best friend (the more typical punchy tomboy type, name sounds like Cauliflower) who can go super saiyan too, and arguably more sure of what she’s doing.

Except Kale turns into a big ol’ serving of beef with broccoli (tldr, a special rage of the gods powerup we only seen in a movie-only character that is a Big Deal, especially cause she managed to both control it and do it for altrustic Love My Friends reasons)

[jieanette]

Maya is the only protag that could eat heavy amount of food, and still feel hungry.

Naoya has a very low appetite like he could eat like, bread and butter and feel full. He would never win in an eating contest.

Akira (and perhaps Shin and Kazumi) could eat mid, while Tatsuya, Yu, Minato and Kotone could eat large amounts of food. But they are no match for Maya.

In the SuperBeef Bowl Challenge I could imagine their rankings.

1. Maya (ACTUALLY finishes the bowl with no effect)

2. Yu (finishes the bowl, but was too full)

3. Minato (same with Yu)

4. Minako (same with Minato)

5. Tatsuya (the only reason he manages to finish his food because of the whole, 'being a man never gives up' thing. Immediately got a food coma after this)

6. Shin (was able to make a big dent but didn't finish it)

7. Akira (same with Shin)

8. Kazumi (same with Shin, but the dent is so-so)

9. Naoya (can't even tell if he actually eats it, there is so much food left)

[coffeeshib]

Kara really should have picked "Beefgirl" or "Superbeef" for her superhero name. What a hunkasaurus rex...

in Kara's heart her superhero name is Superbeef

[hankonfood]

The whole family and team from @eakerbarbecue Make no mistake about it, the mom, the missus, Boo Eaker is in charge. @saintarnoldbrewing @houbbq #SuperBeef (at Saint Arnold Brewing Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btbu0HcgWnP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6xk2ap4pt1dr

[bookgeekgrrl]

Sunday reading recap (16-Jun-2019)

just one more week til vacation!

(i actually want to try to remember to watch this production while i’m on vacation!)

anyway here’s the reading!

The Intelligence Nerd and The Avengers (LilyInTheSnow) - 135K

Hither, Page (Cat Sebastian) - even if this wasn't one of my favorite authors, this would have had me at 'Agatha-Christie-but-gay' - I enjoyed this so, so much!!!!!

The First Breaking Point (Honey, Honey #26, justanotherStonyfan) - 20K

Blood (leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)) - 45K, shrinkyclinks magic AU - HYDRA uses magic & the blood of a god to make their soldiers but it leaves them unstable; Steve manages to talk down the Soldier so HYDRA uses him like a pet goat for a racehorse - loved this premise

Sweet Boy (mishaminion69, sydkn3e) - 195K, Destiel - D/s arrangement, age difference, the only thing i really didn’t love was the cigarette smoking, which i hate so so much - but whatever, i just skipped those scenes and tried to forget about it - the rest of it more than made up for it.

plus, as usual a TON of shorter work, much of which was really, really good so here are at...

shorter work shout out!

miles to go before i sleep (alby_mangroves, obsessivereader) - 34K, Stucky,  an '80s Rambo AU

a deeper season than reason (cobaltmoony, CoraRochester) - 33K, Bucky/Thor - a post-CW canon-divergent where Bucky goes to Asgard instead of Wakanda to heal - I loved that even though you can feel shadow of the Steve/Bucky endgame, it's very tender and true between Bucky & Thor 

Flying Practice (cyclamental) - 11K, Stucky - the Pern crossover I didn't know I wanted but absolutely did

Make a Statement (aunt_zelda) - 16K, Stucky, post WS canon-divergent - footage of pre-serum Steve & Bucky having sex surfaces and they have to deal with that. Super cute ending!

if you're looking for jesus (then get on your knees) (voxofthevoid) - 18K, an AU with a silver fox former Cap Steve and SHIELD agent Bucky, this fic was amazing - great characterization and smoking hot sexy times. Cannot wait for more in this series!

All of Your Love is Sunlight (canistakahari, WarlockInTraining) - 22K, shrunkyclunks - i just kept sort of whisper screeching 'oh my godddd. ohhhh my god' at how wonderful and fluffy and hilarious and great this fic is. the art is SUPER CUTE.

"It’s imperative, in this moment, that Steve communicate he is single to the cute florist."

"It’s an unimportant detail. Still. It’s something Steve knows now. It’s a fact he can hoard in the cavity of his chest like a gremlin grasping desperately for a snack after midnight."

Quench (AidaRonan) - 5K, Stucky - inspired by that amazing gif of superbeef cevans, the author says the working title was 'Indiana Bones' which tells you everything you need to know about this glorious little fic of archaeologist Steve Rogers and twinky intern Bucky Barnes and their thirsty, thirsty escapade in the Texas desert

Fav reads of the week:

 there was a lot of goodness, especially in the shorter fics, but 

Hither, Page

if you're looking for jesus (then get on your knees)

All Of Your Love Is Sunlight 

Quench

[beef-a-week]

We apologize for yesterday’s post, it was nothing more than a publicity stunt to see if the beef crowd was still out there yearning for more beefs. There will be no more tartare or foo foo beefs coming out of this crowd- in fact in 2019 we plan to be more brazen with our beefs and take the show on the road ...or in this case to the movies... #superbeef #superbeefsneak #neednapkins #liamneeson #coldpursuit #hotbeef #jrbeef #3waywithbutter #jamesriverbbqsauce #theloopmethuen (at AMC Methuen 20) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuTjUBnAW3i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=avj9ajmo60p3

[noreasterbackcountry]

This was about the moment where I realized that maybe a Nick's Superbeef was a bad pre-ride snack. (at Whipple Hill)

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

Superbeef

[robelibe]

#alloraciaoeh #rubiagallega #noveanni #premiummeat #superbeef #vacavecia #realgrassfed #imanoljaca #donostia #paesibaschi #gastronomiabasca (presso BOTTEGA LIBERATI)

[massivelyburningstrawberry]

Ronnie Coleman’s ‘Superbeef’

[hankonfood]

@uncletexgp doesn't look to9 happy to "meat" with Lance Eaker of @eakerbarbecue #HeeHeeHee #SuperBeef @houbbq (at Saint Arnold Brewing Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbnfjMgr8d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5hioffv8034c