#super hyped for box opening tomorrow

[cursedcatvibes]

WORLD RECORD!

re4r!incel roommate leon x roommate reader

word count: 3.6k

summary: Incel leon who thinks he’s above women and thinks he’s an alpha male. he’s an absolute piece of shit too.

tags/warnings: 18+ minors DNI! Smut, many many mentions of misogyny. He literally can’t find the clit. P in V, he wrapped it before he tapped it! Incel 😧. quick mention of abuse but it’s not super relevant to the plot. not proofread!

a/n: not much to say other than i cringed so bad trying to write leon’s character, but i was committed, i looked through incel forums on reddit and even got chronically online real quick. also i’m on vacation! so i’m not able to write as much as I want! :( i’ll probably post small drabbles but i will most likely have another full story up in a month considering I cranked out a whole 7k page fic and then now a 3k one. DONT QUOTE ME! Also maybe agent leon x agent reader next. @gettingsilly (my sweetheart who was so hyped about this! here you go my love!)

songs:

pussy - rammstein (highly recommend them)

behind blue eyes - limp bizkit (fun fact; this was the og title of the story!)

rape me - nirvana (this was going to be a non con but i changed my mind)

norwegian wood - the beatles (literally burns the woman’s house down cause she don’t want him😭)

happy reading!

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Handsome. Is the first thing that came to mind when you first opened the door to greet your new roommate, Leon. 

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The rent was getting out of hand these days and you figured it was a way better deal to split the rent instead of living paycheck to paycheck damn near.

The only downside were the horror stories about roommates and even just random strangers too. It made you feel a bit queasy, but what else could you do, a recently single woman and at the ripe age of 25, technically you were in your prime for all types of creeps and weirdos to try and pull something, especially if you live alone.

So you bit the bullet and put up a craigslist ad, putting it at the back of your mind for now while you went back to getting rid of your ex-boyfriend's belongings. 

You only remembered about it when someone responded to it and after a few messages back and forth you gave the address to him and told him he could move in tomorrow. Feeling a bit proud of yourself for even being able to organize such an arrangement.

-

The first thing you noticed was how absolutely built he was, he definitely went to the gym and it made you feel a little insecure for a brief moment, before you stepped to the side to allow him to enter. “Welcome to your new home!” You beamed, happy with what you’ve done to the place. Completely missing the way his eyes ran up and down your body lewdly. 

He only wanted to have a girl roommate because he figured she would give it up easily or at least flaunt her body off to him, much to his dismay you were wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, not a single ounce of skin showing where he could sculpt your body out. “Prude.” Is what ran through his mind.

“Thanks.” He replied stiffly. “Where is my room at?” Leon asked as he looked around, he was kinda pissed off you didn’t show him any goods. He hated girls who didn’t show off their body, but he hated girls who showed off too much, thought they were just whores looking to get some attention.

So what if he catcalled them? Obviously they were dressing like that for attention and got all pissy when he gave them that attention.

You were oblivious to Leon’s degrading thoughts, too focused on trying to make sure he didn’t try to kidnap or murder you. When he spoke about where he would be staying you perked up and showed him the room while also giving a quick tour of the apartment.

You were even sweet enough to help him unpack all his things once they were all brought in! He owned some interesting objects, a bit uncomfortable to watch him unpack as he had a whole box dedicated to just sex toys. Fake pair of tits that were way too big to even be comfortable on a woman, fake mouth, fake ass, and multiple fake pussy’s. That wasn’t even the worst part of it. 

It got all too freaky when he pulled out hentai figurines that had little to no clothes on, all in lewd poses with lewd expressions on their faces, more specifically ahegao. You could feel the initial attraction from him sizzle down to a mere speck of a flame.

How could someone just own all this stuff so casually, flaunting it like it was a toy race car collection? But Leon didn’t care, fictional cat women were so much better than real women. They couldn't reject him or deny him sex. (Because they quite literally couldn’t, they're inanimate figures.)

He had the straightest deadpan expression on his face and you got the heebie jeebies thinking about what he could’ve possibly done with all these weird toys.”So,” You cleared your throat awkwardly, suddenly feeling like every object of his you touched was just icky. “Where did you say you lived before this?” You asked curiously.

Leon glanced over at you, wondering if you were gonna pull your hoodie off and finally show him your tits if he answered all your questions, he was growing frustrated. Dammit woman! Show him something! He thinks this is the longest he had gone without jerking off or watching a porno. If you weren’t gonna entertain him sexually why were you still bothering him?

“My mom’s. She said something about me needing to move out because I'm too old.” He grumbled out, this gave you a major ick, didn’t this guy say he was 27? He wasn’t struggling to get money when clearly he can afford expensive sex toys and other items. “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.” You replied quietly, to which Leon grunted in acknowledgment.

Once you finished the box you were unpacking you decided the best course of action was to just walk away from this conversation. “It seems like you can handle the rest on your own, I don’t really wanna break any of your computer monitors and stuff.” You said as you stood up from the floor and brushed your hands against your pants.

 “Okay.” Leon hummed, disinterested in  conversation. All he really wanted to do was hurry up and set his computer up so he could jerk off in peace. You leaving his room was a bonus. He didn’t want to be downright rude and kick you out, after all, he is totally a nice guy. Plus he got the opportunity to stare at your ass as you walked out, he could see it jiggling underneath your sweats which was enough to rile him up.

-

You wish you could say it improved from there but unfortunately it did not at all. It only seemed to worsen. Like who the hell is watching porn from the moment they wake up to the moment they fall asleep. It’s all just yucky. The loud and over exaggerated moans that were definitely done for performance and not real. 

The only time Leon would leave his room was to eat or grab some water, he always looked so dazed too, it made you wonder what he was doing in there, you’ve never seen him go to work so it made you curious. 

Leon on the other hand was always so dazed or flustered in the face from the amount of jerking off he does all day. He once ran his dick dry enough to start cumming clear, rubbing himself raw damn near. It’s not like he tried not to get laid, he definitely did. But it never worked.

The way he carried himself was creepy, flaunting the fact he was a nice guy who could give a girl a good time. News flash! If you have to say you’re a nice guy, you're definitely not. Girls often avoided him in middle school and that followed him throughout highschool and even college. So he naturally drifted towards animated women.

He was hot but his personality quite literally sucked, it's like he would attract women because of his looks and as soon as he started speaking they lost interest. But you? You still greeted him every time he came out of his room with a polite smile on your face, offering to cook him something but he always declined because the mere thought of having a woman do something trivial such as cook for him like a traditional woman should, made him hard on the spot.

He had the normal views on life, such as all men do. Women are baby makers, they belong in the kitchen, they should treat their man like a king. It’s not like anyone could change his opinion either. He’s so far into the rabbit hole that his other incels praise him like he was a god, thus only further bursting his massive ego. 

-

You didn’t think much of Leon, not in a harsh way, you just didn’t really know that much about him because you two never spoke like that. All you did know was that he watched porn, maybe a bit too much that was considered normal. It's not like you're shaming him because you watch porn too, but you have some decency, a bit of dignity and pride.

Yet your opinion of him instantly sours when one day he comes out of his room, which reeked with the smell of cum and sweat, the room was humid too, which confused you when you first noticed it. He wore an angry expression on his face as he stomped, yes, like a toddler would, towards the fridge to guzzle down a can of soda. 

You, sitting on the couch mindlessly scrolling through your phone waiting for the time to pass on your off day, you planned to go to a club and slut yourself out to help remind yourself that you’re in fact hot and your ex missed out. Yet when he slammed the fridge door closed that caught your attention, perking your head up like a puppy.

“Uh, you alright?” You asked aloud, watching his eyes snap towards you with a frustrated huff. He figured if you put up with him this long then you must see the same misogynistic views he does about women. “No!” He scoffed out, dragging himself to sit on the couch next to you, like directly. Knees touching and everything.

This piqued your curiosity, maybe you could learn something about him? “What’s wrong?” You questioned as you shut your phone off, sitting up a bit straighter now, putting some distance between the both of you on purpose by grabbing a throw pillow.

Leon then started to rant and you’ve never been more disgusted and horrified in your life before. “I’ve been talking to this really hot chick and we were hitting it off, even had phone sex once or twice but when she asked me who my ideal woman was she ghosted me! Like what's wrong with saying women belong in the kitchen, or doing laundry, or even just cleaning. Women are only here to serve us alpha males.” 

Your nose scrunched up while your face morphed into genuine horror mixed with disgust. Is this seriously his mindset? It must be a joke or something of the sort because no way in hell. “Is.. is this a joke?” You asked, feeling puzzled as you looked around for a hidden camera. Out of all the people you got stuck with, you got stuck with an incel of all people.

Leon stared at you with the most serious face he could muster, he wasn’t kidding, in fact he was getting a bit upset that you were thinking he was joking. “Women are what's wrong with this world! You’re all too soft and so ditzy. You all think men’s feelings are a joke.” He grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest and you swear you can make out a dried cum stain on his clothes. 

You felt so sick and also tickled, you’ve never heard someone or have been around a real life incel before and unfortunately this one came in the form of a super hot guy that wasn’t looking so hot anymore 

“Ew..” You stood up from the couch and stuck your tongue out slightly. “Is that how you see women? No wonder why she ghosted you, you’re a fucking incel.” You scoffed out, to which Leon got offended. “So?! What’s wrong with that?!” He shouted, the tips of his ears turning pink. It was different being scolded by a woman in person rather than over the phone because  he knows they can't hurt him physically but rather verbally. Plus it’s much easier to insult someone online versus real life.

“Do you actually hear the words leaving your mouth?” You questioned, staring him down intensely. Leon tried not to shrink in on himself, it reminded him of his mom telling him that he had done something wrong and now he was in trouble. So he doubled down and sat up straighter too, staring up at you. 

“Yeah, and what about it? Why do women get so butthurt over every little thing?” Leon grunted out, rolling his eyes like a little kid would. You were just astonished that he was willing to keep going even after being confronted with the fact, but you weren’t oblivious to the way his ears were turning red from embarrassment. “Fine, if that’s how you’re gonna be.” You murmured as you sat down on the coffee table right in front of him. His eyes follow your form curiously. If he was being honest the only reason why he actually moved in with you was because he thought you were really hot from your profile picture and even the photo you sent of yourself to prove that you were real, per his request. He jerked off to both photos for hours. (Plus his mom really did kick him out.)

Leon went to question you in hopes of turning the table around to make it backfire on you. Yet as his mouth opened to make another snide remark about women you spoke up first. “Let me be the first one to tell you this, and I mean this too.” You paused as you stared right into his eyes. “No woman is ever gonna have sex with you if you have this mentality and mindset.” You watched his eyes widen a bit and felt some joy come from it.

Leon balled his hands up into fists in genuine anger, a deep part of himself knew she wasn’t lying but the other part was so adamant on her being wrong. Obviously she didn’t know what she was talking about, women never do. “You’re a liar. You’re just jealous.” He scoffed out, narrowing his eyes into thin slits.

You were absolutely not lying.

Far from it actually.

The closest Leon had came to a pussy is on a computer screen, let’s face it. No woman on earth would wanna sleep with such scum such as him, not even prostitutes themselves want to take on such a tedious task. They’d rather kill themselves or have their pimp abuse them than sleep with him.

“Really, name 5 women you’ve had touch you in a romantic way.” You countered, staring into his eyes with an intense expression. Leon opened his mouth to try and smugly name a woman until he realized the answer was 0, he had no names because no one wanted him like that.

It was a blow to his ego and it showed on his face. If he wasn’t such a loser with terrible opinions along with his shitty personality then you would’ve felt bad but you didn’t. It was his own fault.

“That’s not fair.” He grumbled, staring up at you with a slight hurt look on his face. He wanted to get back at you. Make you regret and eat your words. How? Well that problem was quickly answered as he grabbed your wrist and pinned you beneath him on the couch. A yelp leaving your mouth at the sudden movements.

“What the—“ You were suddenly cut off by Leon’s hand slapping over your mouth, he smelled of cum and sweat, it made you wanna gag and throw up on him. “I bet I can make you cum so hard you’ll forget that you were mean to me.” He hissed, his fragile ego was broken because of you!

You furrowed your eyebrows before rolling your eyes. “Whatever.” You said underneath his palm, voice coming out muffled.

Leon smirked and moved his hand off your mouth, gazing lustfully at your body. He seemed confident but on the inside he was screaming at himself. He’s never touched or seen a woman in such an intimate manner in real life. This wasn’t a screen this time.

He gulped and hooked his fingers on the waistband of your sweatpants, he was determined to make you cum if it was the last thing he ever did.

Once he removed your sweatpants he found you commando beneath it. His breath caught in his throat, your mound was glistening beneath the light in the living room. It wasn’t even wet because of him, but he was dumb enough to not know the difference. He stared in awe before looking back up at your face when you cleared your throat awkwardly. “You gonna stare or what?” You questioned.

Leon shook his head before putting his hands on you, gently rubbing your inner thighs. Making you think that for a brief moment he might actually know what he was doing, right up until he pressed his thumb against your lower lips and started rubbing them.

Completely missing your clit.

He felt so aroused and a bit cocky now that he was touching your pussy, his eyes laser focused on your face to see if it was feeling good. He even tried dirty talk too. “Yeah? Does that feel good? I bet it does.” Literally hyping himself up.

You found it hilarious and decided to nod, stifling a laugh as you let out a fake over exaggerated moan he hears in his crappy pornos. Leon let out a soft groan at the sound, his hips bucking up into the air while his cock twitched.

Now, Leon had seen enough porn to know that he needed a condom and lube, obviously they never showed the actors prepping the girls' pretty cunts, they just stuck it in. Spoiler alert, foreplay is hot! None is not.

While Leon ran to his room you took the opportunity to finger yourself, even if you were sure he wasn’t packing much you wanted to be somewhat prepared for a small stretch, you groaned silently, throwing your head back in pleasure, clearly favoring your hand over Leon himself.

When you heard his footsteps you quickly pulled your hand away and watched as he excitedly took his pants off. Wow, so much for knowing how to pleasure a woman. It was funny to watch him struggle to keep it together when he kneeled back between your legs.

“I’m gonna put it in now.” Leon announced, squirting a generous amount of lube on your cunt before (attempting to) rolling on the condom. (You definitely had to help him. The last thing you wanted was to get knocked up by some dimwit.)

He put some lube on his cock, jerking off a bit while looking down at your pussy. Not your face. When he stopped masturbating he slapped the tip of his dick against your clit a few times, your body jolting in pleasure at the sudden sensation.

This immediately boosted his ego and you were in awe he was able to make you feel partially good. He was just daydreaming of how tight and warm your hole was going to feel. His dick wasn’t that big either, it was average length, average size, average balls. Just.. underwhelming and average.

“What’re you waiting for?” You murmured, snapping him out his trance briefly before he cleared his throat. “J-Just trying to brace you for my cock, it’s big right?” Leon questioned, feeling a bit insecure but he wanted you to make him feel better, feel like a man. That was a woman’s purpose after all.

“Yes (no).” You sighed out breathily, keeping up your act, dragging your nails down his body gently, causing him to shudder and nod with a smug look on his face. He pushed himself in fairly easily, considering your ex-boyfriends cock was much bigger and overwhelming, accidentally clenching down around Leon’s sad excuse of a penis which riled him up, thinking you had came.

You definitely missed his dick and now was stuck with some crappy one attached to a misogynistic freak. A soft sound of discomfort left your lips and Leon took it as a sign that you were enjoying it. You must love it! He was so confident in himself!

So confident that after 5-6 thrusts he spilled inside the condom, talk about a minute man. He was a millisecond man. His whole body spasmed from euphoric bliss, he had never cum this hard in his life before, burying his face in your neck, sloppily kissing at your skin because he couldn’t kiss for the life of him.

You were stunned someone could cum so quickly, that had to be a world record or something. Quickest man to cum after sticking it in or some random ass title, you hadn’t realized you had zoned out about the Guinness record book until Leon pulled his cock out from inside you, feeling good about himself.

He was panting softly from the intensity of his orgasm, leaning back against the couch to gaze at your pretty pussy, he wanted to eat you out too, wanting to show you he was good orally too.

“Was it good? Did you cum too?” Leon said as he stared into your eyes, wanting to hear you sing his praises and take back your harsh words that hurt his feelings. Almost like a puppy waiting for its owner to praise them for pissing outside the house instead of inside.

You grabbed your clothes and put them back on, smirking as you stared him dead in the eye. “No, I didn’t cum.” You snickered as his face dropped, kissing his forehead quickly. “Sucks to suck, Leon.” You said casually, getting up to go to your room and nap.

Leon sat on the couch stunned beyond relief, his cock kicking against his thigh as he watched you.

He swore under his breath that you were lying and you did cum, after all, delusion is key, and delusion is what made him become your roommate to begin with.

[gladiolidiaries]

quackity priv tweets talking about content/his english audience

12/22/22: im feeling under the weather guys no driving stream i am sorry :(

12/20/22: ME AND F**LISH (FOOLISH) ARE GOING ON A DRIVING DATE TOMORROW AND IM STREAMING IT (DONT TELL HIM ITS A DATE)))(

12/7/22: Want to take the time to thank all the English speaking viewers who take the time to learn o try to learn the Spanish language to understand some of the content. It’s the coolest and cutest thing ever. Don’t worry to those who don’t anyway, lots of HUGE stuff coming for yall

10/19/22: I’m genuinely upset that throughout my career I’ve been seen as a horrible cook for all the silly little cooking streams I’ve done, when I OBVIOUSLY am not that shit at cooking. On Saturday I’ll do an actual serious cooking stream to prove all of you wrong because I’m sick of it

10/11/22: thank u guys for being so sweet and so nice to me at twitchcon. had a blast meeting every single one of you, both from my English speaking and Spanish speaking community i will proceed to yell from happiness AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9/25/22: DOING A SHORT SPANISH STREAM THEN DOING THE $5k CLOTHES STREAM RIGHT AFTER ❤️

9/22/22: FUN STWEAM THIS WEEKEND

9/17/22: i'm going through so much footage and so many scripts that explain SO much. I wrote all the scene contexts with such depth, this is gonna be amazing

9/15/22: In one of the upcoming days I’ll be doing a FULL ON behind the scenes stream of ALL the Las Nevadas footage/scripts/images/bloopers I’ve obtained throughout almost 2 years of DSMP. :)

9/12/22: I WANNA DO A DRIVING STREAM AGAIN SO BAD

9/7/22: IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS THIS NEXT LORE STREAM IS A LITERAL MOVIE IM GETTING SHAKY JUST EDITING IT I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM LOOKING AT OMFG. AND YALL KNOW I DONT OVERHYPE WHERE THERE IS NO HYPE THIS IS FUCKING THE GREATEST THING EVER; LORE STREAM TIME WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW

9/2/22: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY

8/25/22: i cant believe how fucking crazy this whole lore is ending up looking like lol

8/13/22: Despite it being short, had so much fucking fun with this stream can’t wait to do it again soon. Love and appreciate u guys so much

8/12/22: MAIN CHANNEL VIDEO OUT TOMORROW (SATURDAY) DRIVING STREAM TOMORROW (SATURDAY) ALSO OPENING THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW

8/11/22: BIG VIDEO BIG STREAM BIG LORE THE DELIVERY DATE ON ALL OF THESE IS VERY APPROXIMATE IN TIME

7/30/22: I just hit a million subscribers on my Spanish channel and I cannot thank you guys enough for everything. Iwouldn’t be able to do this in Spanish if not for the insane support my English community has brought me throughout the years. Love and appreciate you all so much ❤️; It may not seem out of the ordinary but being able to do all this in Spanish as well has been a dream I’ve had since I was a kid. I feel so blessed to have TWO amazing communities. Cant wait to bring a lot more incredible content to everyone!!!!

7/27/22: miss u guys!!

6/26/22: I REALLY MEAN IT WHEN I SAY I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH ❤️; I feel so emotional, a few days ago I got to stand inside the boxing ring of the BIGGEST ever Twitch event ever made in history with many of my Spanish friends. You guys have given me these opportunities and I’m so fucking grateful to have TWO massive and supportive communities!

6/15/22: For the next 3 days (or less) I’m participating in a huge Spanish Minecraft event on my alt Twitch channel :-) Super appreciative of those who come and support the streams despite not knowing Spanish. In one of these days I’ll raid into my main and do an English stream btw ^_^

4/11/22: MY VIDEO IS NEARLY FINISHED SO MANY BIG THINGS COMING IM SO EXCITED I LOVE U ALL I CANT WAIT

4/2/22: Hey guys, sorry for the lack of activity recently. I’ve been working hard on literally my favorite fucking video of all time. I say this for each video I make and I mean it every time. It’s coming out soon and im so fucking excited for you guys to see. Big fucking plans ahead ily

3/20/22: i remember after working on my last lore stream every day from morning to night for a month, i remember the morning after the stream, i woke up at 5AM and i literally just went to the beach and sat there for an hour it was so nice. im so happy to see everyone getting the merch; i have so many projects in the works and i can’t wait to replicate this feeling many more times in my life

3/9/22: I just filmed the most incredible video I think I’ve ever done in my career. I’m so fucking happy for these opportunities. Love you all I’m so excited to show you

2/24/22: AHHHHHHH school has been super difficult on me recently but i have so many projects on standby ready to go!!! thank you guys so much for the patience i promise theres some really big stuff for you all soon!!!!

2/21/22: STREAMS BACK IN FULL FORCE SOON 😈😈😈 HAVE A BUNCHA COOL THINGS PLANNED BUT ID STILL LOVE 2 KNOW WHAT U GUYS WANNA SEE

2/12/22: i miss you guys. ive been incredibly busy but working some incredible fucking stuff. i feel excited and very blessed

oh thanks for sending that. i think deep down he probably wants to shift to Spanish only but knows that a big % of people are attached to his english content so he keeps trying to say that things are coming

[husbandograveyard]

Hi all, I know I my take some time writing requests, and I knwo there's some from August still in my inbox, and I know that opening up the box for new things while not finishing the older ones yet might frustrate some people.

But I want to promise everyone that everything will be written eventually, and all the events and new requests usually make it easier for me to get back in my writing groove!

Can't tell which things I will prioritize and how fast your request will be out, but once i accept it, it WILL get written I promise ♡

And I have been trying to get some of the oldies out the past few days (with some success). Scenarios will have to wait till january probably because I have been working on the holiday ones first ♡

And finally, thank you all for the wonderful interactions and accommodating wonderful conversations today! I had lovely anons and non anons and it really made my day and warmed my heart!

Sending you all many smooches and please know that my inbox and askbox are always open if you just want to talk! (Im just a slow, busy or anxious bby sometimes, but i wont ignore anyone)

Goodnight ♡♡

[h2bakugou]

Ok cool beans, I just wanted to check first! I wanted to request something with a socially anxious, real hates giving presentations and trying to talk to new people(but one that opens up with time)type person. It's Valentine's Day and they work up the nerve to give him honmei choco. I though this would be cute!

a/n: yess!! this is super cute, i did touch base so this request is for bakugou, thank you for the lovely request, i hope this is good since valentines day is right around the corner!!

summary: you’re shy and rarely open up, but with time, you came to get closest to the polar opposite of your personality, bakugou. and on valentines day, you decide to give him some honmei choco

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: swearing, fluff

word count: 1.7k

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Bakugou Katsuki. Loud, obnoxious, egotistical, bold, abrasive. The complete opposite of you, quiet, small friend circle, and socially anxious. 

But despite the differences, and the vast contrasts of your character, you opened up to him. 

You had been paired together on a project, and though you’d both much rather work alone, you toughed it out and headed to his dorm to work. And through minimal to soon a never-ending conversation, you became friends.

The following week, everyone was astounded that you’d begun talking and ‘hanging out’ regularly. Now when you were paired together, you got your work done first and spent the rest of the time chatting.

Bakugou hadn’t really known much about you before the project that started your friendship, all he knew was that he thought you were pretty cute. You were quiet, and based on your rather shy personality, he’d half expected you to avoid him at all costs due to his rather loud personality.

But you weren’t scared of him like he thought you would’ve been. Still, he’d steal a few glances in your direction during classes, or when talking breaks during training.

Valentine's day was coming up. You’d been thinking about confessing your feelings to Bakugou for a while, and if all went well, you’d be hopefully closer than friends. And if it all went south, at least you’d have yummy chocolate to eat.

Trying your best not to think of the negatives, your first goal was to hunt down Sato. You figured everyone was going to buy their chocolates and gifts, but you knew better than anyone that homemade sweets were always the best.

You were good friends with Sato, for more than just his amazing cooking. You’d passed the entrance exams together and when you found out you were in class 1-a together, it kind of further moved that friendship along. He was a pretty sweet guy, pun intended, and his food was always a plus.

Hunting him down was easy, he’d been just where you expected him to be, beside the kitchen reading a book on pastries. You leaned over the table and smiled.

“I know that look. To what do I owe my cooking services?” Sato smiled, marking the page in his book by folding the corner in. You smiled and cupped your hands together.

“I’d like to make some honmei choco.” You expressed quietly. You didn’t feel exactly confident in letting the entire class know you were making ‘true feeling chocolate’ to give to someone. You’d prefer if Mina didn’t know because as much as you loved her, she’d pry until you told her who it was for.

“To whom do i owe my cooking services?” Sato changed the context of his sentence with a devious grin. You rolled your eyes and sighed.

“I’d like to confess to someone, I can buy all the ingredients if you can help make them.” You offer to pay for all the supplies. Sato nods and glances over at where Kaminari, Kirishima, Bakugou, and Sero sat on one of the couches, Kaminari and Sero having a Beyblade battle.

“I’m sure Bakugou’s gonna love them.” Sato’s comment slips past you as you begin to speak.

“Yeah, I think he will too-wait!” You freeze and look at him, your face is hot and red as you stare at Sato.

“Please tell me-”

“I knew it.” Sato grins and hops up, walking into the kitchen to compile a list of all the things you’d need to buy that wasn’t already there.

“Just spare me until Valentine’s.” You sigh, following after him.

The list was fairly simple, so you were off to the store when it had been made while Sato prepared everything back in his room.

When you returned, you were stopped by Sero, one of your closer friends.

“Whatcha’ doin’ with Sato?” Sero asked, helping you with your bags up the stairs. Sero was really there trying to get the inside scoop for Bakugou who had been rather grumpy after seeing you with Sato.

“We’re baking!” You smile, thanking him for helping you carry your bags. Sero nods and pauses for a second.

“You gonna ask him to be your Valentine?” Sero asked bluntly. You freeze and shake your head.

“No! We’re just friends, where’d you get that idea?” You try to play it cool. You’d just friend-zoned one of your friends and now you felt kind of awkward.

“You guys seemed pretty closer earlier, was just curious. So do you have a Valentine at all this year?” Sero’s question was personal for sure, and it made your heart rate quicken.

“Don’t tell me you’re going to ask me-”

“No! Relax, no offense.” Sero laughs, you pat his shoulder and sigh.

“None taken. But I uhm, do have an idea. Just kind of nervous about it.” You were stopped down the hall from Sato’s room chatting.

“Well, I’m sure you’ll be fine, just be confident! You’re totally badass, and if they decline, we’ll play Mario kart and eat pizza and snacks and I’ll knock some sense into them later.” Sero jokes. You giggle at his suggestion. You nod and take the bags from his hand and continue down the hall, feeling way better about what the future was to hold. You had this in the bag, you’d be fine. 

Making the chocolate was fun. Of course, there were some fails, but the ones that turned out good were the ones you decorated and wrapped carefully, making them look pretty. The fails were still incredibly delicious, and Sato was rather impressed for the outcome considering it was his first go at making them.

“So you and Bakugou.” Sato wiped his mouth with a napkin after eating one of the first attempts. You sigh and nod.

“I didn’t think I’d like him. We’re polar opposites! He’ll kill me for saying this, but he’s really sweet.” You confess, staring down at the wine-red heart-shaped box you’d just set the chocolates in, carefully tying a matching red ribbon around it.

“You anchor him. I think he’s got a pretty big crush on you, but that’s just cause I’m observant.” Sato was reassuring you. He knew you were nervous, tomorrow was either going to be really good, or terrible. He respected Bakugou, but he didn’t know if his cooking was going to be able to console you if Bakugou didn’t like you back.

“What does that mean?” You question, staring at him quizically. Sato begins to elaborate.

“You’re the perfect amount of humble and quiet that shows him how peaceful things can be. He needs you to be the calm and serenity in his life.” Sato’s words drifted around in your head as you sat quietly, processing what he’d said.

“Thank you, for helping me make these, and for making me feel better.” You were confident. You were ready. The most nerve-wracking part was going to come tomorrow, when you stood before him and asked him to be your Valentine.

“Please, he’s going to ask you first, I know it.” Sato laughed, offering you one of the failed attempts. You quickly reach over and pop one into your mouth, smiling at the delightful taste.

The following day, you woke up early, took a shower, and put on an outfit you’d picked out the night before. A cute top along with a pair of cute pants to really make you feel good, you were hyping yourself up. Sato and Sero had both texted you telling you good luck, excited about how the day was going to turn out.

Bakugou had woken up fairly early as well. After Sero confirmed that Sato was in fact not your Valentine, he’d felt better about asking you. Sero had also informed Bakugou that you were planning on asking someone. Bakugou was nervous.

That was new.

He put on something casual, his plan was to ask you out to the park, maybe take you to lunch and buy you some flowers if you wanted. He’d been really stuck up on asking you out, not just to be his Valentine, but to be his altogether. He was going to do it. He had to ask you before-

A knock on his dorm room door interrupted his thoughts. He quickly jolted over to the door, buttoning up his shirt save for the top two buttons, leaving just a little bit of room for him to breathe.

You stood in all of your beauty, hair fixed nicely, your lips glossy and pink and perfectly kissable, your outfit something out of a daydream he’d had about you. In your gentle hands sat a red heart-shaped box.

“Hi, Bakugou.” You said softly. Bakugou’s eyes widened as he stared down at the box.

“Hey.” He replied, swallowing the lump in his throat. Were you-

“Will you be my Valentine?” You asked, offering him the box. Bakugou’s eye began to twitch. 

You were asking him? 

“I was supposed to ask you first dumbass!” Bakugou placed his hand on the top of your head carefully as to not mess up your beautiful hair.

“Huh?” You stare at him.

"Will you go out with me?” Bakugou asked. You bit your bottom lip and nodded, a smile slowly growing on your lips.

“Then yes I’ll be your Valentine.” Bakugou hummed, taking the box that sat in your hands. Opening it revealed the yummy honmei choco you’d worked on with Sato.

Taking a bite of one, Bakugou was thoroughly suprised. It was much better than anything store-bought. He offered you one.

“I made them for you, not for me!” You giggled. Bakugou admired you as your hands laid against one another, happy that he had enjoyed his chocolates.

“Let’s go out, come on.” Bakugou set the chocolates down in his room and grabbed a jacket, tugging you along down the hall.

Your hand slid into his and you wrapped your fingers around his. Bakugou tried to hide his blush by tilting his head down, but as you walked out you could hear the cheers of Mina, Sero, Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sato, congratulating the two of you.

The date went well considering the hoards of people out spending time with their significant others. The park was beautiful, and surprisingly, not packed. You’d suggested to stop and admire some of the scenery.

Pulling you into him, Bakugou tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear.

“Happy Valentine’s day, beautiful.” Bakugou’s lips collided with yours, his hands resting on your hips. You melted into his touch and his kiss, smiling as your hands rested against his chest.

The kiss was warm and sweet, his lips tasting vaguely of the dessert you’d shared at the small cafe you ate at.

Pulling away you nodded, resting your head against his chest.

“Happy Valentine’s day, handsome.”

“Tch.” 

Handsome.

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[krashing-starz]

(image id: on a dark wood desk is two lit candles, a digital clock displaying the time in orange, a blue thermos, a white lamp, a tissue box and a black computer opened on google docs)

3.9.22

it's been a hot sec since i hopped onto here to chat. so here's some life updates! i've applied for next years courses and i'm really hoping to go into computer programming again since that's the field i want to go into when i'm older. i also got the lead for a musical i'm doing! i'm super hyped along with the fact that another musical i'm doing is opening tomorrow! it's snowing here again (boo!) but all in all life's been fun. i'm hoping i'll get back into the swing of posting my bullet journal pages cause i feel a lot prouder of what i've made recently compared to back in january :)

[pedrito-friskito]

so I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow!!!! so so so excited (going to disney and seeing galaxy’s edge for the first time and I am HYPED. also building a droid and I’m probably gonna cry about it)

that being said, obvi I’m not gonna be super active

I will be posting a few chapters of my already written bucky fic (it’s currently in ao3 but I wanna bring it over here) 💕

my ask box is OPEN for requests, fic questions, general wonderings, what have you ☺️

I’ll probably end up posting one or two new things cuz I have a few days with some downtime, but I’m not bringing a laptop with me so it’ll be mobile writing 😅

I’m planning something (I think) pretty fun for when I hit 200 followers 😇 tbh I had no idea what kind of response I’d get coming back to tumblr and the reaction and comments I’ve got have made me so happy omg omg please don’t ever stop I LOVE IT LOVE YOU ALL ♥️

that’s all I got I’m too excited to sleep so there might be something posted in a couple hours we shall seeeeeeeeeee

[roleplayingwithartscape]

Pressure

Be Hownar Hatasg

The local hardware guy huh? That guy mightve looked boring, but he wasnt lying for sure! There WAS a local hardware store, and you could barely make out lights coming from the backside of the shop!

You open the door, the bell alerting the owner of your presence "I was looking for Nithus Nukron, is this the right place, sir?" You gently push the door with your shield as the guy responds wih a laughter "hey asshole, its closing hours, you should come tomorrow if you want to get anything fixed." Ah, friendly misunderstanding, silly, you werent there for repairs! Though, maybe he could help with those too afterwards! He sounded like a very nice troll, youre sure he's also very fun "Oh, haha sorry sir, but Im not here to shop, I just wanted to fight you!"

He chuckles as he puts away some boxes, you hope the restocking wont take long, you really wanna learn stuff soon, "ah, I see how it is. So you've heard the rumors then?" God he was so cool, effortlessly using his psiionics to move boxes around and oh boy have you hear the rumors! Well. You havent really. But you could guess! A cool and skilled master, retired to a calm town to rest and teach newcomers, passing down his unparalleled knowladge and power in the progress... "YEAH! I heard you were unbeatable, that you could take down anyone with swift technique, and unstoppable skill!" Probably. You ARE guesstimating, but the guy was so cool you were sure you were right. He didnt even flinch as you kept running from side to side, managing to keep track of you as well as you kept track of your large shield to ensure it didnt hit anything. You cant help but look at his scar when you are on his right. Battle scars from epic encounters....so cool.

"Hmmhm. And let me guess, you're here to take a bite out of the champ. I guess some do get jealous of constantly getting beat up." You are very happy to see him so excited for it you can barely stand still, you were going to learn so much and kick even more ass, you furiously nod your head, almost disorienting yourself in the process "EXACTLY!!! I wanted to see what you can do and learn all your tricks! Then I too would be unstoppable and cool like you and none could get in my way!" He seems happy to hear that! Or. At least he seems to not throw you out due to being too loud, thats oddly a problem you keep facing you dont know why, youre just so full of enthusiasm and energy! Like a true master he recognizes that, and if you can get him to fight you, then you can learn!

He shakes his head in amusement, "Alright. But dont cry to your lusus when you lose...also... you dont need to dress like that to play Troll Street Fighters" you...wait. what. Oh, it mustve been a misunderstanding, youre not here to learn about THAT game, silly you. You wanted to fight him on something else. You shouldve clarified that, and THEN made him wanna fight. "You got me wrong sir, I dont wanted to learn FLARP."

"No." Oh. His voice has suddenly become much...colder. you thought he was excited! "Leave me to my work jackass." Aw. Well, you COULD still learn from him.

"Come on! I bet you are super cool!" You exclaim trying to hype him up, he speeds up his cart but you werent going to just give up anytime soon! "I got better things to do than killing a wriggler." "Hah! As if, I bet I could handle it, show me what you can do!" Does he use beams to scorch from afar? Does he fire charges to bullet hell his opponent? What could this secret master be hiding out?

You dont know really, but if you can just get him to want to fight you, then you'd learn all about how to be amazing just like him! Even if he was quite grumpy now.

[calypsoff2]

Five.

“Ok, yeah I am pushing for that, and I think it’s the right way we should go with this company, we need to aim at all avenues so as long as your happy then we can proceed Ciarra” I said to her down the phone, waving TJ and Camron into the office with the biggest smile on my face “well I will start with gearing up, and getting the team together for a meeting about it. Talk to you soon” putting the phone down “no way!” I spat, Deja is here too “if it isn’t my ex boss that left us” getting up from the chair “oh wait, is this Rihanna’ office?” she paused saying “it is, I am using it while I am here. It’s good seeing you” walking around the desk “my big man C, look at you boy” dapping him and then hugging him “hi uncle C, dad said you wanted to see me. I did say I could come on my own” moving back from the hug dapping TJ “exactly, nobody invited him to come. Why you come?” I asked TJ “nigga shut up, now you know damn well he can’t get far without me” TJ sat down “and you bought your pet along” Deja side eyed me, hugging Deja “it’s so good seeing you after all this time Chris. Even though I saw you, but you were rushed away by the team” I chuckled “oh yeah, the Fenty team rushed me away, it was at the Sephora launch or something? Yeah I remember, good seeing you all. How come Deja came” I asked, I didn’t ask for her, but she is here “oh we are doing some BP work around here, so we just came out” nodding my head “your trim is dope nephew, making sure dad spends his coins now” he nodded his head “what did you want to see us about?” TJ asked, sitting on the edge of the desk “come sit with me” I said to Camron “he just come back from his moms yesterday” nodding my head “I ain’t saying anything, at the end of the day that is your mom. Right?” TJ agreed, I don’t want to disrespect her when that is his mom, it’s wrong “I saw your mom uncle, she said I look handsome” I snorted laughing “she says that to everyone nigga, you ain’t special now” he thinks he is, placing my arm around him.

“So we are moving up with Fenty Corp, we are always moving up” Deja has a question “can you hook me up with some Fenty Beauty? Like those pr boxes, I mean shit help a sister out and I see Fenty Skin there, is that exclusive? I ain’t peep that being released” looking behind me “oh yeah, so that. You keep that here, it’s our next venture, just shut your mouth anyways, I think I have a pr box around here, I will give it you. Anyways so we are venturing onto new things constantly and well, it’s more my idea but we are aiming for Fenty Kidz. Luxury clothing, like Fenty is and I want to do a boy’s section of it, and I want nephew on it, I want him to be the face of it and of course yourself TJ, I want some real dudes on it. I mean I haven’t got a son to be showing it off like that so yeah. I will run up a contract and whatever and I want that for you, it’s the same with the girls. But Robyn is going to be the muse. I am just a lonely nigga” TJ laughed “you can always do that with my son? That’s nephew, I don’t mind” shaking my head “it’s your son but I want him on Fenty” tightening my arm around Camron “so how is that basketball camp doing for you?” I asked him “tell uncle how good you been doing? And what you want to say to him” to looking at him “thank you for getting me in basketball camp and paying for me, I really like it and coach thinks I got a career in it” I cooed out “I got you, you know that. When you are playing for Lakers, don’t forget me” Camron laughed “aiming that for you” he is so sweet for that.

Putting a finger up at Deja as she videoed me “spending Christmas with us nephew?” looking over at Camron “yes” nodding my head “cool, so y’all coming to the Fenty party? Fenty corp are having a end of year party and y’all are invited, I am happy as hell, Robyn wanted to be there but oh well, that is on her” I shrugged “you are loving this, so about that pr box and invite” Deja said, I laughed shaking my head “be quiet” reaching behind me and grabbing my phone, I think it will be Robyn calling me, answering the call “babe” I answered “hey, are you ok?” she asked “I am fine, excited about the Fenty party, I know you are too” she groaned out “shut up, I want you to come home now anyways, I am sorry but I refuse to let you have so much fun” I chuckled “be quiet, someone needs to be there and besides. The staff like me more then you, word on the office floor is that you are moody and mean” I joked “so you coming home?” she needs to stop tripping “Robyn?” I said “Chris?” she retorted “you have been there for long now, Christmas is coming so you better be home after that, Fenty Corp is on a break now anyways” she has a point “but you are allowing me to have a good time, yeah?” I questioned, I don’t want her to say I didn’t want you to go, and you did “you can, you better play the video of me praising my staff by the way” oh yeah I remembered she made that video “I will, and I will be good and tell the staff how good they have been” rolling my eyes, I mean they have been good actually.

I thought I would take the gang for some food at iHop, fixing my snapback on my head “I really want to go to the party you know” TJ said “you should” I laughed “your lady will be there” I grinned “nigga, well Mel did say she would be going so you know” Deja lifted her head up confused “Mel? So wait a minute, are you dating riri friend?” Deja just knows “this is on the low low now, Mel and TJ have been having sex on the low low” I said laughing “Camron, go and get a milkshake” TJ got up from the seat so he could slide out of the seat and get something “get me one too kid” looking over at Deja “you always out there taking pictures” wrapping my arm around her and smiled as she took the selfie “I miss my ex-boss man now” I cooed out moving back “I just wanted to speak without Camron being here, Mel and I are trying to keep it on the low but I said look I got a son and he is my main thing you know, since his mom isn’t the best. He needs someone that is going to love him, be a mother to him and she goes that she needs to think on it, but she likes me. I mean we have been getting on so much Chris, it doesn’t bother me that she has been with Barry at all, but I don’t know where her mind is at about being a step mother, you know?” nodding my head “I think she needs time to accept it, but does he know you’re with Mel?” TJ shrugged “he chooses not to listen I think, but he’s been pretty upset with his mom’s. His mom wasn’t there at all, he stayed with the gran and he goes his mom wasn’t there to be seen. I am like she didn’t want you, she had you to get at Chris” I cringed “you didn’t say that to him did you?” TJ shook his head “never my nigga, just annoys me. Like he was put there to annoy you which never did, I love him, but you know” pulling a face at him “I know but he is here now, I think Mel does like you a lot. I am shocked that my wife doesn’t know or noticed” TJ doesn’t look impressed “like she ashamed of me, am I that bad?” shaking my head “no bro, you ain’t. I think just take it as it is and have fun, in time Mel may accept you for you and your son, I think she will eventually. Camron is a good kid, I love him like my own and I just want him to have fun and grow up with the best benefits he can, more then what we had, you know?” TJ agreed on that “you think I can just bring Camron with me to the party?” nodding my head “one hundred percent you can, but don’t get drunk” I pointed at him “you on daddy duties, something Robyn wishes I was, we about to turn up” I chuckled.

Shuffling out of the seat to leave “isn’t TJ a good boss?” Deja kissed her teeth “no time off, I am joking. He let’s me travel with him all of the time” placing my arm around her “well you can always work for Fenty” Deja gasped and fell out “chile, what!?” she spat, I laughed moving away from her. I know she would love to work for Robyn “Chris, oh my god. Can I have a picture” seeing these girls and a few niggas “of course” I stopped walking “I have been seeing you for a while there, I love you so much” I laughed “you mean my wife” she stood at the side of me “no, you. I think you’re super amazing, please continue doing the vlogs” I cooed out as the friend took a picture of us “I will think about it, it’s hard. I am always busy you know but thank you, god bless” I bowed my head walking off “woah” near hitting into someone “can I have a picture too?” letting out an oh “for sure” I wasn’t ready for this, the amount of people wanting pictures like since when do people care about me “man, come on!” TJ said laughing, I shrugged confused.

My daughters and Robyn all on facetime, they have been on this thing for an hour now “I am ready now anyways, I fit the Fenty dress code for the party” making my way out of the bathroom “come to the camera then Chris” Robyn said, standing in front of the camera “oohhh baby, overalls” nodding my head, I am wearing all black overalls, with a black tee under this thing “I wish I was there” I know Robyn is jealous “you jealous” I twirled, I know she is not happy to be here for the end of year party “just don’t have too much fun” I chuckled, licking my lips walking to the phone “I miss you so much though, I can’t wait to come home. But I am going to hype you up so much baby, you have done so much for the company and I personally think you should be here, but it is what it is, I just won” She pulled a face at me “you are so fucking annoying” I laughed “you feel horny?” I asked “for what? Nigga, it ain’t you making me wet now” she is being a hater “awww Imani, Mamacita. You got your legs out, oh wow. Look at those thighs” Imani started kissing the phone “Imani, move back now” I miss my angels so much “awww daddy loves you too, I will be back soon. I mean tomorrow Robyn, promise” I want to be home anyways “so Camron, speaking of him. They are here, wait” jogging to the hotel door, dragging it open “oh shit, gang gang!” my little nigga wearing the same too “I had to match you bro” I chuckled, waving him in “come and say to Robyn and the girls” I said, dragging Camron with to the phone “is that my Camron” pulling in front of me “little nigga matching with me too!” I spat “aww you going to the ned of year party too, you need to be out of there by ten” Robyn said laughing “how adorable” I didn’t think TJ would have got the same, all three of us have got the same on.

Fenty Corp end of year party is always the one, you know it’s the one when Rorrey flies in. Throwing up the peace sign as I made my way into the club we hired for this, paparazzi are outside of course “Chris!” walking into the place “nigga!” Rorrey was waiting for me “bro” dapping him, hugging him as I did “weird that paparazzi knew about this” pulling a face, they always know shit “it’s how it is” walking off to the party, bopping my head to the music. It’s been a while “Mr Brown has arrived” I chuckled “you keep calling me that you about to be fired” I pointed “hey” hugging Mel, the employees at Fenty are pretty as fuck, there is a few that be calling me Mr Brown and I still don’t get why “imagine planning a party you can’t attend” Mel said in my ear “she did it for us” grabbing a wine glass as the waiter walked by us “I kept saying that to her and she got so angry” I know Robyn is bitter as fuck “boss” looking behind me “oh come on” I was already saying no “I don’t do photos” she side eyed me “just one then, I ain’t doing a photoshoot now” walking off with them to take pictures at the booth, downing the wine from the glass as I got to the booth “now, this is full?” I said, she grabbed me in “just stand in front of us” crouching down in front of them, this is packed as fuck “everyone shout Mr Brown in five!” I busted out laughing as the camera flashed, looking behind me at her annoying ass.

Putting up gang signs as Deja recorded me “gang” feeling an arm around me “gang in this bitch, my brother” turning around “Herbert, you came out” hugging him “I got you bro” dapping G, they both came out of course I was going to invite the boys while in New York “security stopped us, I was like I am Herb? He said who is that, then it clicked. I goes Herbert? He said yes your name is on this, you foul” he know damn well his name is Herbert “I just don’t understand why anyone would call their child such a name” feeling a pair of hands on my shoulders “the video will be shown, you need to come” letting out an oh, Tina scared me there “I will be back, need to do a little announcement shit, be back” walking off with Tina to the stage, the music started lower down “we got a little video y’all need to see, gather around now” Funkmaster Flex announced, stepping onto the stage as the video played, I am glad Tina remembered because I forgot “Hey my Fenty babies, I just want to wish you all a happy Christmas and a beautiful new year, we have so many exciting things happening and I couldn’t have done it without you all. I am sad I am not there with you on this night, I am missing it for the first time. It hurts” Robyn laughed “I am jealous because it’s always my time to have fun with you all because when we in that office we all are working hard, enjoy the gifts, the fun, get drunk and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. That is a joke, have fun and see you all next year” she blew air kisses and the video ended, the crowd cheered. Grabbing the microphone “Robyn is boring anyways” I said down the mic laughing “I am joking but honestly, we wouldn’t be who we are without you all in this room. You keep the company running while we are not here in New York, and we have the most loyal employees, we can relay on you all. So the bonus, the party is all worth it. I am sure you don’t want to hear me anymore but it’s free drinks on Rihanna’ dime, use it” I chuckled “I see y’all next year, be safe” raising my glass, placing the microphone down.

Camron was gone by ten, but also Mel was too. She must have left with them, probably wanted dick. Then G, also Herb left early because they had to go to the studio, niggas be going home early but I am left with Deja “I think I might go too; I have been drinking a lot and also Robyn wants me home tomorrow, I am tired too” I said to Deja “so you ditching me when I am here in a Rihanna party? I don’t know these niggas?” I sniggered “neither do I, the girls a very much brown nosing type. They be calling me Mr Brown and shit, but if Robyn is there they don’t they be a little too much, it’s crazy but yeah. I think it’s time. Also I stayed longer than the rest” Deja doesn’t want to stay now I am thinking of going “you know what gets me, where is your bodyguard?” Deja asked as she placed her drink down “I am a nobody, there is only one when I am with Robyn. I don’t need one” I shrugged “but that is wrong, I seen the attention you got. People know you; it takes that one person. You get harassed a lot for things, I am just wondering though” she shrugged, I don’t really see myself as that “let’s go” I am done now, I want to sleep.

I swear I had my SUV here “you want to share my uber?” Deja is ready to get inside, looking around me “no point in waiting for that shit, it’s just around the block anyways” walking to the car “around the block my ass, you know where I am staying? A damn motel, with your bougie ass” sitting in the car “jealousy” closing the door “around the block for me, The plaza please” I chuckled, I am a little tipsy. The driver started to drove off “you know what it has been so good seeing you, wait. Nigga I am not paying for your uber!?” I busted out laughing “I will pay, split it” she kissed her teeth “I don’t have your number, you owe me. Your number changed” she is right it did “when I became the silent partner I decided to change my number, new start and stuff” looking out of the car window as it’s driving “Black Pyramid is doing amazing actually, I thought things would have gone downhill, but it didn’t. And then you got Fenty, it’s just crazy but you are giving me that pr box” looking at Deja pulling a face “you not going to let it go?” she really isn’t “hell no, I love Rihanna so much and you know that” here she goes, this long list of why she loves Rihanna is starting, the driver stopped at a crossroad to turn, looking at the side of me seeing headlights coming towards us and I am not sure if it’s just me being tipsy but is that coming fast towards us.

[sandpumpkin]

Henlo you most gorgeous Pumpkin!!! I am super hyped to get into your ask box!! May I request #44 “You don’t have to pretend with me” with Shanks and fem!reader? Thank you so much this is the absolute cutest event!! Sending you all the love and looking forward to the undeniably cute scenarios that are gonna come from this!!

Hello! I’m so behind with these IM SORRY! Also. I went on a huge tangent with this. I’m sorry. I hope it’s okay. ಥ_ಥ

Without Love

Mums the word

Shanks - 44  You don’t have to pretend with me

 The day he strode into town changed your life forever. He claimed to be a travelling merchant but what self respecting merchant would look so..unkept..and in those trousers...what even were they?

And yet nobody questioned it. Even you. He and his group made themselves quite known at the tavern where you frequented yourself. You watched him curiously as he laughed merrily with his group. It was strange. He was humble and strangely polite. Despite how boisterous they got they never harmed or caused damage: only minor damage after one too many drinks but they were quick to pay for their mess. 

You knew his name. Shanks. But you played the fool. 

You saw him the next day when he entered the blacksmith where you worked. “I’ll just be a second!” you called over your shoulder as you finished re-sharpening an old sword. “Sorry about that. Now how can I-” you words trailed off when you realised who was standing in the middle of the store. That striking red hair and those awful trousers.

“I wasn’t expecting to find such a beautiful gem here.” Shanks said, offering the same charming smile as before.

“Right- so..how can I help?” you asked, skirting around his cloying words. 

“I came to purchase some new swords. I was hoping to perhaps strike a deal.” he grinned, 

“I’ll get my boss. That's for him to decide.” you explained, hollering into the back for the older gentleman who owned the smithy. He was overjoyed at the thought of selling such a large amount of swords and ushered Shanks into the back to work out the fine details. 

Night after night you saw him at the bar and occasionally through the town during the day, he always made a point of coming for a quick chat mostly about the weather or pointless chatter.

But on the last night he was in town. You saw him once again but this time he joined you at your table, away from his group. “The beautiful jewel. Lovely to see you again.” Shanks greeted, fetching you another drink. As you got up to leave, he looked at you with such gentle eyes. “Don’t leave..I wanted to talk.” 

Sighing, you sat back down. “So..you’re a merchant..” you said, trying to find a point of conversation “what do you need all those swords for?”

“Well you know..it’s dangerous on the Grandline..pirates and such.” he replied with a shrug. 

He’s a terrible liar..though he’s not wrong about it being dangerous.

“If you don’t mind me asking..” you started, your eyes fell to his missing arm “how did you lose it?”

Shanks set down his mug and smiled with such a tender warmth, as he reached for a hat that no longer sat upon his crimson hair and he replied simply “I gave it to the next generation.”

What an odd thing for a ‘merchant’ to say. You thought as you sipped your mead. But then you remembered hearing about an upcoming pirate. Young and with the same energy of the man sitting before you. His son perhaps? You wanted to know more about him. You knew the rumours and naught else. 

“For a merchant you spend an awful lot.” 

“Well you know...business..” He laughed nervously, 

“You don’t have to pretend with me.” you said sternly, folding your arms across your chest “I know who you are Shanks.” he stared at you with his jaw hung open, you chuckled resting a finger under his jaw closing his mouth, leaning across the table to steal a quick kiss “do you really think I didn’t recognise you? Or your pirate flag floating above the harbour?” you questioned with a playful smirk. Shanks blinked and laughed loudly. 

“I really thought I was being discreet.” 

It was your turn to laugh “How are you discreet? You’re one of the warlords of the ocean! Everyone here knows who you are, the only reason no one has said anything is because they like you better than they like the marines.” you explained, hearing a cheer echo through the bar. “See. Come on lets get some air.” you said rising from your chair, leaving the stuffy bar and out into the cool night air. 

“I never meant to lie-” Shanks announced.

“You could have picked a better cover.” you teased, turning to face him as you reached the harbour “Guess you’ll be back on the seas soon.” you didn’t want him to leave, you had grown to enjoy his goofy smile and playful banter. Still not those trousers though. 

He came into your life like a hurricane sweeping you off your feet but despite all his power he held you so softly like a warm gentle summer's breeze. Shanks wrapped his good arm around you pulling you in close resting his head on your shoulder. 

“Aye..I suppose that’s how it was going to be-” he admitted weakly, “But I fell in love with you.” Shanks added, shifting to plant little kisses on your neck rising to his full height, his hand playing with your hair with a soft smile on his lips “I don’t want to put you in harms way but I also don’t want to leave you here…” he explained, “Will you come with me? Onto the high sea?”

You blinked and threw your arms around his neck “How could I refuse such a request from a handsome pirate.” you teased “should I start calling you captain?” you asked, Shanks looked a little taken back and a smirk graced his lips. 

“Perhaps in...private..” he whispered, capturing your lips in another passionate kiss “I might not live long otherwise.” slinging his arm over your shoulders with a proud grin “come! I need to introduce you to the crew-”

“Not to alarm you but I already know them,” you said trying not to laugh in his face “I’ve spoken to them a few times when they came to collect your swords and we drank at the bar together.” you reminded him.

“-So you have. I was so lost in your beauty I forgot everything else.” He said resting his head on yours “A new journey begins tomorrow. I can’t wait.” Shanks smiled, “Welcome aboard, my beautiful jewel of the sea.”

[bluemoonpunch]

Hello! Long time, no post. I bring to you today a fun surprise that will be fun for some of you and probably very annoying for others, but let's get hyped for a second. The super-duper special fun surprise is that I've started a youtube channel BUT WAIT!!!! It requires some explanation because it's me and if you've been following me for a long time, you know I just HAVE TO over-complicate things and create more and more unnecessary moving parts to add to my life.

If you recall, back in late 2018 when I started my website, I nearly died trying to transfer all of the readings and posts that I had on Tumblr over to the website because the thought of having an incomplete archive on one platform over another... I can't handle such a thing. So, can you guess what I've been doing the past few months? Correct! I've been working on getting all of the main and mini-readings into a video format that can be uploaded onto youtube with clean narration and clean images. Yep.

You might be thinking, hmm, that doesn't sound fun. Just the same old stuff all over again? Really? NO! It's different. As I was going back through the old readings, I re-edited the main text for clearer narration (I used an exquisite narration software) and better explanation. So, there's a difference there. Along with that, I've also - this is my favorite part - added in "2020 Notes" that pop up along the way through the videos that include my current perspective on different points in the reading, hind-sight clarities, and for the BTS readings, A LOT of notes that point out where and how readings between 2018 and early 2020 connect and overlap, as well as more information on the Soul Body and how things have evolved over time.

For the most part, they're exactly the same, nothing in the actual readings has been changed, but they've been refined and elaborated on in a way that some of you might find interesting and refreshing.

I have it set up currently for one video to upload every day at the same time, around 2PM Eastern Time, and as of right now, it's guaranteed that this will be the upload schedule for the next thirty days - that's how many consecutive videos I have finished. Originally, I had like 200+ readings and posts I wanted to convert into videos, but I slashed it way, way down to about 150. SO IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO MY PLAN, there would be a video every single day until December 24th - CHRISTMAS EVE. Which means, perhaps, maybe, it's possible, that I'll be able to do some brand new special readings to close off the year, perhaps an overload event like I did in 2018. Then, next year, 2021, everything would be back to normal with how I used to upload - one or two main celebrity/idol readings a week, a handful of mini-readings done every couple of weeks — there will just be another platform in the mix, a video to accompany the regular written versions on the website and Tumblr.

There is some stuff I want to post in between now and then, but I do want to focus on finishing the videos and transferring that archive. It's been really relaxing (mostly) just to be able to make something new. It's kind of refreshed my interest in my own work. And, of course, being able to go back and re-read every reading in the order that they were done in really paints a picture that I wasn't able to see fully as it was all building up. Basically, I'm having fun with it, and I hope some of you find it fun to go back and see things from the past two years through a new lens.

Especially when it comes to the BTS readings, if you have an interest in the Soul Body and all that excitement, and if you have an interest in observable soul progression and development from multiple points of resonance, I really do think it's helpful to have those extra notes added in as well. There will be a playlist building of just the relevant BTS readings in the order that they were done if you'd like to visit it down the line.

My ask box is open again as well, so let me know what you guys think. And also let me know if you want me to post the videos on tumblr as they come out. I plan on going through and adding video links to the original posts, but I can also just embed the video and reblog the post as an update. I don’t want people to get annoyed with me reblogging an old post everyday, but... I don’t know. Let me know! 

Videos will start uploading tomorrow (JULY 22nd, 2020 - lol, I put August on all my posts).

Youtube Channel: https://bit.ly/2CUhhYJ

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Hi there! Just found your blog and I like it so far. Btw being Present Mics favorite student headcanons were amazing, as a bnha nerd may I request a part 2 where Mic meets readers parents and other stuff? Sorry if my English is bad.

A/N:Thank you so much for liking my blog and choosing to request, that means a whole lot! I got you with the Present Mic headcanons, please let me know if you want any more Present Mic stuff i’m here. I’m sorry this request took so long to come out, i was busy with a few thing please love me

-So i would feel this year would be a lot of fun, just like last year but the only difference being you are working harder towards your hero license and school is becoming much more difficult. This means that you have to up your game with your quirk skills and tactics while staying on top of your studies. You are stressed to say the least.

-Like i said previously present Mic knows when you are having a hard time, believe it or not he is quite attentive and super smart so he quickly asses the situation and realizes a few things. He sees you’re struggling with your quirk and school so he takes matters into his own hands.

-He offers to train you and offers extra help with school to you, he only wants to see you succeed even if that means sacrificing his free time.

-”oh- no no Mr.Hizashi that’s so sweet but i know you’re really busy-”

-”SHHHSHHSHSSJSJ Y/N I SHALL GET YOU THAT HERO LICENSE AND HELP YOU PICK UP YOUR GRADES EVEN IF THAT MEANS RISKING A FEW HOURS OF REST, I CANNOT LOSE TO YAGI AND DEKU- i-i- Mean icareaboutyourhealthandgradesandireallywannahelp”

-tHaT soCCer dAD rIvaLrY iS stiLl haPPeNinG 

-Everyday after school you guys meet up at the park or one of the training centers to train for a few hours

-”Now Y/N, breath in and when you breath out use that force to push your quirk-”

-Honestly you thought the training wouldn’t be as hard as it was (it’s Present Mic after all) but boi were you wrong

-”Get up off the ground Y/N, you’ve only been running for .3 seconds”

-”.3 SeCoNdS????? I DID THREE MILES NONSTOP YaMaDA!”

-” hUstLe y/NnNNnN”

-Aizawa comes to your trainings and observes bEcAusE hEs nOSeYy

-He actually helps out and help with things present might not have thought of or isn’t the best at

-This year your relationship with Present actually takes a deeper turn, you find yourself around him more often both in school and after school. You both learn more about each other's quirks and personalities a lot more.

-You thought you already knew a lot about him, given he was like an open book it seemed. But Hizashi is a much deeper and emotional person than you honestly thought and he truly had such a more serious, kindred spirited side to him

-Like sometimes when you guys are taking a break from training he will open up about his life at UA and how it was for him. He told you how he felt kind of odd and awkward and how that’s probably why he can relate to you so so much uwu

-”You know Y/N as much I am super bubbly and “overly confidant” , i still feel super out of place sometimes. I guess i always have it isn’t a new feeling, although I have Aizawa and the other teachers, sometimes I still feel...not understood? If that makes any sense?? But like I totally understand how you feel, and you are not alone...seriously. Thank you for being open to me and allowing me to teach and train you. Kind of makes me feel wanted and useful..haha-”

-iM sOft 

-He always thought of you as a little “sidekick” however recently he kind of looks at you as his own daughter and he’s really protective and fatherly over you. He’s more on top of you and making sure all your ducks are in a row. He’s not controlling or anything like that tho so don’t worry

-”Did you eat yet, Y/N?”

-”are you okay Y/N? You look exhausted.”

-”make sure you finish that report for class, okay? If you need any help let me know.”

-pRotEccS yOu fRom bOys

-If he sees a teacher kind of poking at you and making you feel uncomfortable or feel bad for being a “teacher's pet” he will immediately have them stop. He feels bad you have to get crap from him being a bit biased towards you

-You guys have a secret handshake

-HE’S STILL THE BIGGEST cRacK hEAd I swEar

-*crushes you in a hug* “MISS. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAATtattatSSSSSs UpPPPPPPPPPPPp”

-”YO Yo yO AMERiCaAAaAAAA HOw Is IT CrACkINGGGG”

-”YNNNNNNNNN AMErIcAAAA YoUU foRgoT yoUr lUnCH Box iN mY cLaSS *whispers* i put a donut in there for you”

-USES YOU FOR ENGLISH CONVERSATION EXAMPLES IN CLASS ALL THE TIME 

-HE EMBArASSES YOU SO MUCH ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS DUDE NEEDS TO SIT TF DOWN AND LET YOU LIVE POOR GIRL

-It’s okay because he lets you skip class to pass out in the library after being exhausted from everything

-You take his weird sunglasses and strut around with them all the time

-”BlUghH I’m a rich fashion model. WAIT OMG HIZASHI ARE THESE CHILDREN SIZED GLASsES?!?!”

-EmaiLS yOU

-” ohiyo americAa,

It’s me MiC and iM waTchING tHat drAmaA you recommended to me and Im cRyING. Also i heard from the sleepy teacher that there may or may not be a pop quiz in his class on last weeks topic...Anyways I’ll see you tomorrow...unless...Nah just joking okay mic is out!

                                    -Hiz

                              sEnt fRom ToaSter oVeN”

-You get about ten of these things a week from him. help this poor man ;-;

-Made a few youtube videos with him

-He helped you pick out your hero name and outfit, you are so ready to be a hero i swear

-Once you do get your hero license..he is such big boi proud like he’s in tears, snot running out his nose, eyes all puffy and his voice is cracking. He even got you a little teddy bear with a little candy bag attached to it.

-”LOOK LOOOK MR.HIZASHIIIII LOOOK I GOT IT I FINALLY GOT IT THANK YOU SO SO MUCH HIZASHIII I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH THANK YOU”

-”See kiddo, i knew you could do it!”

-” Pfft all thanks to you!! Oh and Hey, Mr.Hizashi? My parent(s) are coming up this weekend to celebrate me getting my license. I was wondering if you would like to come to dinner? They’d like to personally thank you for helping me.”

-THIS MAN IS THE UTMOST HONORED LIKE LET ME TELL YOU HE SAYS YES IN A HEARTBEAT AND IS AT THE RESTAURANT ON LITERAL TIME

 -He somes in a very nice suit with his hair tied into a perfectly neat bun. And is thAT GLasses he’s wearing??????  (so cute omg)

-Him meeting your parent(s) was a pretty chill experience 

-”Mr.Hizashi, right? SO NIce to finally meet you and thank you for everything you have done for Y/N.”

-”Ah, it was my pleasure. And please, call me Yamada.”

-At first it was kind of awkward but once the conversation got going, you guys were there for hours

-and i mean HoURs

-”um excuse mE, wHen aRe yoU gUyS lIkE idk LEAVING???”

-Haha but no, the literal talk was just them hyping you up and how the waiter dramatically fell coming over to the table

-”yeS Y/N is such a great kid i can’t believe you raised such a strong and patient daughter”

-”Did he just trip and act like he didn’t just dropped our food on the ground??”

-”One time Y/N tripped and dropped her easy bake cookies and she didn’t even cry, that’s when we knew she was going to be a pro hero.”

-”did he step on the fries and up it on the plate and try to serve it to us???”

-Also your parent(s) grew up around the same time as Present so they had a lot to talk about and it was interesting learning about each other different childhoods and cultures.

-Your parent(s) seriously enjoyed Hizashi and they would love to talk to him again. Vise versa, it was a great time for Hizashi as well and prepare to hear about it the next time you see him.

-”Thank you Y/N for inviting me and allowing me to meet your parent(s) it was very nice getting to know them. Next time they come up, I must treat them out instead.”

BonUs

-Let’s just make up a different scenario where maybe your parents were kind of rude and not as nice and welcoming, both to you Yamada

-When you heard your parents were coming up to visit you in Japan, you were at first excited. You were still in this frenzy of like “wow i got my hero license” so you weren't thinking about it too much plus you were excited about being treated out to dinner and having your favorite teacher tag along. 

-Everything was great...that was until you started to think about it more and started to question was that such a great idea?? Let’s just say your parents aren’t the nicest people (person). For some reason it seems like they were never proud of you, no matter how well or bad you literally did. 

-Won a championship game? Eh good, but could be better

-4.00 GPA? That’s okay but thousand of kids get that, you have to do better.

-You want to be a pro hero?? Ha in your dreams, that kid next door has a better chance of becoming one than you do.

-You started to realise they were one of the biggest reasons you wanted to exchange to Japan so much. It was far away from them and super peaceful. You wanted to tell Present to not come, but he seemed so excited, and you wanted to tell him how dreaded your parents were. But you didn’t want him to worry and get others involved. So you just hoped and prayed that they would be nice? And everything was okay?

-Everything was okay...for the first five minutes. 

-Well everyone greeted each other and sat down to eat, then the condescending comments started to pour in.

-”Yeah, well I think Y/N will make a perfect Hero in the near future. She’s gotten a lot stronger with her quirk and-”

-”Pfft, let’s not get ahead of ourselves now, Although Y/N has gotten her License that doesn’t mean she’s hero material. We watched the sports festival and compared to the other students, she’s severely overshinned. I just don’t think a year or so of training can fix that. She has to do better.”

-For a second hizashi just sat there with his face utter disbelief. How could someone just say that about their child...in front of their child...so camly?

-He looked over towards your uncomfortable figure, your face was colored with complete dismay, He felt so sad and slightly angry. You didn’t look in a position to defend yourself so he started to speak up for you

-”I really hope the both of you are seriously joking.” he snapped back with a sassy firm tone in his voice which made you look towards the three adults

-”No we are not, Y/N is pretty average and for you to put in her head that she could possibly become a Pro? Haha I understand teachers are supposed to be supportive but like come on now, just be honest with yourself.”

-Hizashi slammed his hands against the table, gaining the attention of everyone in the restaurant, including yourself who was previously looking down to avoid confrontation.

-”How DARE you. Y/N is PERFECTLY  CAPABLE of becoming a hero, her quirk,skills, technique and intelligence is all was stronger than you can even imagine. Do not downgrade her just because you’re too idiotic and narrowminded to see that. She is the sweetest kid I have ever met and quite frankly the purest. Disgusting how you talk about your own child like that. AND IN FRONT OF HER?? Now with all due respect, I think you guys need to do a self reflection and change the wrongs you have within you. If you need any help i don't mind emailing you a list of things.”

-SKSKSKSKSKSKS WOT???? DID MR.HIZASHI THE ALWAYS HAPPY AND CRACKHEADY TEACHER JUST PUT YOUR PARENTS IN THEIR PLACE???? IN FRONT OF A WHOLE RESTURANT??? BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

-on you still wore an embarrassed kind or dismayed face and when Present say that. hE tHoUghT yOU wErE eIthER mAd oR sCaREd oF Him. cri

-In reality you were literally so joyful and happy. LIKE DUUUDEEE. MARRY ME LOLOL. Seriously you were super thankful that he did that for you. 

-He looked around and suddenly realised that all eyes were on him. Aww poor man felt so flustered he didn’t mean to make a fuss and disturb others, he was just so angry your parents were such a*ssholes. 

-He turned to you and bowed while simply muttering “I’m sorry Y/N”, then grabbed his coat and walked out.

-Without even thinking you jumped up and rushed out the door with him, leaving your dumbfounded parents at the restaurant

-”m-Mr.Hizashi wait up!”  you called out from behind the blonde haired man, he stopped in his tracks then pivoted in place to face you

-”y/n im very sorry to you and your family i didn’t mean any disrespect. I understand if you may not want to be around me any more or allow me to train you.”

-”ARE YOU SERIOUS THAT WAS EPIC LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I CAn rEMEBER I SWEAR YOU ARE SO AWESOME MRHIZASHI THANK YOU THANK YOU LIKE YOU’RE THE DAD I ALWAYS WANTED I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES HAHA BOOM I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TELL ME I-”

-cutting you off from your frenzy and gave you a big bear hug, “haha don’t ever let what they have said about you ever ring in your head...okay L/N? I belive in you and i know you are going to be fucking great.”

-”Really?” you smiled

-”HECK YEAHHHHH, AMERICAAAAAA” 

[paradise-creator]

Hellooo!! I love love LOVE the diamond box matchup you did!! You're amazing!! Your blog is incredible!! Now I'm here for a romantic haven box Haikyuu matchup pls🥺

Appearance: My name is Kay! She/her, black, straight, 5'1, I have a slightly athletic & curvy-ish figure (lol idk), short-ish hair(like mid-neck), dark brown eyes, shoe size 9, I like to dress comfy so I'm always in oversized hoodies, sweatpants, sneakers, sweatshirts and shorts. I like colorful clothes too, high waisted jeans and shorts and boots. I'm not very fashionable but I try lol.

Personality:

Basics: infp-t, Hufflepuff, Taurus sun, scorpio moon, sanguine, chaotic good, ambivert.

Some positive traits: I'm optimistic, friendly, energetic, organized, enthusiastic, observant, happy, open-minded, loving, encouraging and inquisitive!!

Some negative traits: I'm annoying, perfectionist, insecure, forgetful, easily distracted, kinda lazy, argumentative, too nice at times and clingy.

I love learning new things!! Currently I'm learning Korean, how to draw, how to paint and songs on the saxophone.

When I'm up for it, I love fun physical activity!! Going for a hike, going to the gym, bungee jumping, mountain climbing, going camping and etc :D

Although I love going out, nothing beats lazy days at home. I can spend hours by myself and still be happy. When alone I usually sleep or watch a movie/anime or practice my drawing or saxophone or try and learn something new!

I have a horrible memory and can never remember important dates 😭 I've forgotten my own birthday a few times (rip) so people can get mad at me for missing appointments, forgetting birthdays and other important days. I try my best to organize everything necessary on my phone calendar so I can be reminded.

I love seeing people happy! Nothing can fulfill my day more than knowing I put a smile on someone's face! I usually try my best to help out anyone who needs it and to the best of my ability! This has led to me getting taken advantage of in the past but I can't help but try and make others happy. I've developed a thicker skin and some trust issues as I've grown up because of it.

I love hyping my friends/family up!! Do you need a boost in confidence? Here I am, ready to help you remember the absolute king/queen/royalty that you are!! I'm usually very energetic and enthusiastic about many things and I love spreading positivity around!!

My love language is physical touch! So touch is very important to me in my relationships. Though I am insecure so I tend to think that I smother the people I care about with too much affection idk lol. I live for hugs and cuddles and hand holding 👉🏿👈🏿 but because of that I feel like I'm very clingy and annoying skskfksjd

I'm introverted in nature so although I mean usually full of energy and love making new friends, I can't do it for too long lol. My social battery runs out really fast and I have to hide away and recharge before I can be fully social again, otherwise I won't be my best self. I treasure personal time and understand when people need time for themselves too.

I love spontaneity!! I love living in the moment and doing stuff just for the hell of it!! Wanna go on a road trip? Dance in the rain? Build houses for charity? Go to McDonald's at 2am? Go on a long walk? SIGN ME UP!!

I can also be lazy and unmotivated to do stuff. If something doesn't interest me, I'd find myself incapable of doing it or I'd do it with great difficulty. I'm one of those 'do something when inspiration/motivation hits you otherwise it'll be absolute shit' types.

But when I do have motivation/inspiration that's when my perfectionism comes in and I have to do it in the best possible way and anything less is an insult to me, my family, my ancestors and descendants lmaoo. Unfortunately I subconsciously set a very high bar for myself which can be overwhelming and stressful but when I manage to produce work of that quality, it's very satisfying and rewarding jshkshdhsj

I have more to add but I feel like this is getting way too long 💀 lemme just move to the next section heheheh

Hobbies: I LOVE listening to music, learning new things, watching movies/anime, sleeping, reading, writing, playing saxophone (I'm still learning tho lol), swimming, drawing, journaling, making friends, and cooking!

My music taste: any type of rock (punk rock, grunge, j-rock, metal), pop, KPOP, RnB, jazz, dubstep, lofi hip hop, rap, trap, krnb, anime OP's and bangers from: Elvis, the beach boys, Queen, Khalid, Ateez, Harry styles, Kendrick Lamar, p!atd, mcr, fallout boy, Nirvana, BTS, mxmtoon, Marianas trench, twenty one pilots, stray kids, Jay Park, crush, Dreamcatcher, Skrillex, MJ, troye sivan etc

Fun facts:

I'm more of a cat person but I live dogs and think they're adorable!!

I have four piercings and I plan on getting more soon!!

I'm a night owl, and get super grumpy in the mornings especially when woken up unexpectedly >:/

Although I love making friends, I only have like 1/2 super close friends and like 20+ acquaintances lol

I want to get a tattoo soon but idk what to get :(

I'm super addicted to coffee (rip) and if I don't take some for some time (like a week) I'll get the worst migraines and I won't feel better until I drink some coffee 😭

That's it!! I hope i wrote enough stuff!! Did I leave anything out? If you need more pls tell me and I'll send another ask :D Take your time!! I'm in no rush. I'll patiently wait even though you get writers block or have a large amount of asks 😌 pls stay safe and healthy!! Drink lots of water, sleep well and have an amazing day/night!! 💙✨

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Hello and Welcome my Starlight!

The Haven box includes:

- Match up

- Sun drop

- Journal of Feelings

- 3 am shenanigans

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I'd match you up with

Sugawara Koushi, Vice-captain of Karasuno

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Sun drops

- OKAY so like, as I read your description I thought of Akaashi or Yaku or Sugawara

- Me being the indecisive author I am had trouble picking

- But then I remembered that you loved to do spontaneous things.

- And that's when I realized that Sugawara is THE ONE

- You two would be deemed the "3 am couple"

- Or in the team it would be "Epitome of Chaos"

- He takes care of you

- He will alway remind you that you don't need to be perfect

- Insecurities? BE GONE

- Nagativity? BE GONE

- That's basically his motto

- He is both your mom and partner in Crime

- did I mention he will take care of you?

- CUDDLES AND KISSES FOR DAYS

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Journal of feelings

- Once this man realizes that you LOVE physical affection. He will give it to you. EVERYTIME HE SEES YOU

Kay entered the gym to watch her boyfriend play. She tried sneaking in and so far it has been great. She thought she was off the hook but then felt a familiar arms wrapped around her waist. "I found you~" Sugawara said with a smile.

- You both would often plan pranks and majority of the times, it would succeed

"Okay okay, so what are we doing today?" Kay asked the silver haired male. "Oh~ maybe we can scare Asahi or anyone for that matter with a beetle?" Sugawara suggested. "That's--no," Kay responded.

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3 am shenanigans

It’s 3 am in the morning. Almost everyone is fast asleep or in their homes, well almost. The night sky is littered with diamond in the sky. The streets were silent but it was comforting. A few people walked here and there. And a few cars passes by there and here. “What are we doing up so late?” A silver haired man said as he yawned. “We’ll be going to Mc Donald’s! What else?” The female responded as she smiled at him. “Is it even open at this time?” He asked. “Koushi, darling, it is open,” Kay, the lover of our beloved silvered male man said as she smiled. Sugawara chuckled and held her hand, the smile on his face was evident. “You know, we should be sleeping by now right?” He said as he pulled her closer. “And so what? I wasn’t planning on sleeping early! I slept the whole day yesterday and missed the chance to hang out with you,” The girl responded.

A small blush appeared on the male’s face and he giggled. “That’s very sweet bu-“ He was about to say but was silenced by the girl. “That was very sweet but we could’ve done this later on or tomorrow. Well, sorry to break it to you, Love. But, we are here,” She said as she pulled the male inside the fast food chain. And soon enough, the two got their orders and enjoyed their meal. “I don’t know why but this hits different,” Kay said as she eat a French fry. “It really does. Especially since you are here,” Sugawara stated as he patted her head. Now, she was the one blushing. As the two chatted, the other customers and staff glanced at them every now and then. None of them were annoyed at their interactions. On the contrary, they enjoyed watching them,

Some felt envious of their relationship. Some dreamt to have something like that. And others remembered the times of old. The two were so sweet, it’s almost too much. Laughter and chattering echoed through the building from both the couple and the people around them. Then they were dub the “3 am couple” as the two would often venture in that restaurant at 3 am in the morning.

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Author's note

I'm so so sorry for the long wait! This week has been hectic. Anywho, I hope you enjoy this matchup~ and thanks for requesting!

[scientia-rex]

Starting on service went slightly better than I anticipated. My attending, who is one of my Scary Attendings bc she’s very smart and doesn’t give a single hot shit about being sociable or nice, was actually.... super kind to me and only gave me like half the patients so I had enough time for lunch. The horrible C-section I was dreading happened right BEFORE I came on this morning, so I didn’t have to assist for it. None of my patients tried to die. The sub-intern was.... all right, which is better than he was hyped to be.

Then came afternoon clinic, which was a complete fucking trainwreck in which I fought with SEVERAL people I normally get along beautifully with, and THEY ALL HAD IT COMING so I’m not apologizing until at LEAST tomorrow. My MA was a bit of an over-sensitive dick, my beloved co-resident was a HUGE bitch, and my junior resident wanted me to prioritize recruitment activities over patient care.

THEN!!! I had a freaking LAST-MINUTE CIRCUMCISION added to my schedule, which is an afternoon-buster right there. BUT! Twist! My clinic attending had MADE SURE IT WAS BOOKED FOR AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME!!! He never does that! It was a miracle! BUT!!!! DOUBLE TWIST!!!! The baby wasn’t actually THERE for a circumcision...... because IT HAD ALREADY BEEN CIRCUMCISED!!!!!!!!!!

Highly functional clinic we’ve got!

And after that, which I then had a foolishly long time for (a simple circ CHECK is like a ten minute visit IF THAT), I had a new patient. Half an hour slot. Only speaks Spanish, which means we have to get the video interpreter technology working, and my MA refuses to use it like some sort of asshole, so he takes FOREVER to room people, and hasn’t seen a doctor in.... ever, and the REASON this new patient is coming to see me is that they were just hospitalized in the nearest Trauma 1 center for a massive motor vehicle accident that took a chunk of their intestine AND gave them a pneumothorax, and then just for funsies they got a pulmonary embolus. So!!! They DEFINITELY need a doctor, and they need to be on anticoagulation, and oh yeah they need WOUND CARE SUPPLIES because their incision is still A LITTLE BIT OPEN, so anyway, long story short, I snuck into our big clean supply room and just took some bottles of packing to give to them, and also pulled like half a box of gloves out of the box on the wall to give to their spouse, who is doing the dressing changes.

Half an hour wouldn’t have been enough time to even hammer out what exactly they’re supposed to be doing with their anticoagulation! So that destroyed the rest of my afternoon in terms of “being on time.” By the time they left they were like, actively edging towards the door to escape my constant refrain of “What other questions do you have?”

My very next patient is a lovely person who ASSURED me they were in a research study. They flew to Johns Hopkins to be in the research study. The doctor I’d called several times to ask about the research protocol, with growing confusion, finally called me back... to tell me that there is no research study. My patient was FLABBERGASTED when I informed them of this.

IT WAS A LONG DAY. And then the hospitalist called my co-resident, who is on call tonight and had just taken over the phone from me, and ripped her a new one for something very, very dumb, while I sat there and answered 600 stupid fucking faxes from pharmacies.

The best part, hands down, was when I was double-fisting a Coke and a Starbucks Doubleshot, and I bent down to tuck the Coke can into the garbage, and I said to the sub-intern, “Now you get to watch me make a horrible life decision” and I pounded most of the Doubleshot in one go, and he said, baffled, but not as judgy as you’d think, “...drinking coffee from the garbage?”

Reader, I DIED. I can’t stop laughing even now. I AM A TRASH PANDA, yes I am, but even I.... have not yet drunk coffee from the garbage, and so perhaps there is a silver lining in this world.

[tenyacore]

I haven't seen bnha so if you just wanna do hq that's fine :). Uh you know me but I'm hals, a whole 5'10 giant she/her. I'm 19 and hopelessly in love with park jisung <3 I play collegiate volleyball and I like crocheting and writing music. I'm studying prephysical therapy and minor in Spanish. Uh my fav color is yellow... idk how much information you want but my 3rd fav dinosaur is a triceratops. I also enjoy hiking and wearing crocs

HALLLLLLLS <33333

KAGEYAMA

✿ um he's in love with you, damn near fell in love at the first MEETING

✿ he likes that you're energetic but not in a super obnoxious hinata type way (at least most of the time)

✿ but he doesnt like how when tsukishima finds out you like dinosaurs he starts talking to you more frequently

✿ kageyama: thats MY tall girl she's MINE

✿ hikes w/ you as a way to spend time with you, exercise, and build stamina (im sorry but im such a couch potato so hiking just seems.... like so much work Q—Q)

✿ will stare down anyone who says anything about your crocs, since he'd probably be protective over you in a way he tends to cover up

✿ likes listening to your music, the first time he heard was completely by accident and when you realized he was there he's all "dont be shy sing some more"

✿ your timid hype man <//3 wont be over the top about it but its clear he's curious and wants to hear more

✿ is super hung up on the fact that you like yellow- he gets yellow EVERYTHING like its the only color in the world

✿ but he only does it cause he doesn't really know how to properly convey his emotions and he wants you to know he pays attention to little details you mention to him

✿ if you crochet him a scarf he will wear it every chance he gets

✿ it'll be like 90 degrees outside and you're like "tobes what the hell" n he's all like "my neck is cold"

✿ your first kiss was actually on your one month anniversary, when you gift him the scarf

you found kageyama by the vending machines, his mind on something unknown as he sipped on milk. "kageyama" you called out to him, box in hand and a cheeky grin plastered on your face. he loved seeing you like this, and he loved it when that pretty smile was for him, and in this case, only him to see.

the boy lowered his drink, raising a hand in a half hearted wave. softly calling out to you before tilting his head in confusion. "what's that?" he asked, pointing at the box curiously. "oh- its a gift, for you. for our one month" he choked at your words "our one month?" he nearly yelps out, thinking it was tomorrow "dont tell me you forgot.." "no! i just- i thought it was tomorrow" he trails off towards the end, and you could tell he was upset with himself.

"its okay, at least you didn't completely forget" you shrugged it off, before remembering your gift for him "here, for you." you held it towards him, watching as he took it in his hands before frowning "i still feel bad about it" he muttered, fingers lingering on the lid of the box. "how about you treat me to a café date after practice, then?" you suggested, before he turned to you and nodding "okay, we can do that" your eyes widened, not expecting him to agree.

he slowly opened the box, taking out the soft scarf you made him with the smallest blush forming. "i thought the blue would bring out the blue tint in your eyes- i hope you like it." you said as you took the scarf in your hands, wrapping it around his neck. he stared at you full of love, fingers softly running over yours before whispering "can i kiss you?" "what-" you gasped, before a smile creeped onto your lips "can i- can i kiss you?" his eyes finally making contact with yours. "of course" barely left your lips before his lips landed on them, the contact making both of you putty in each other's arms.

nishinoya: quick hinata take a photo

[pinkykitten]

The Move

Stranger Things

Jim Hopper x black plus size! female reader

Warning: cursing

Specifics: fluff, comedy, romance, one-shot, plus size reader, poc reader, black reader, woc reader

People: jim hopper, mrs. and mr. sinclair, lucas sinclair, erica sinclair, flo

Words: 2,411

Requested: By @malasxlenguas (cannot tag) Hi! I'm hype you're puertorican, me too! I wanna request a Hopper x black plus size. Lucas's aunt that moved to Hawkins to be close to her famiky and Hopper saw her and he fell HARD and wanted to ask ber out but didn't know how to and one day he just blurted it out and reader yelled yes lol. Just fluff all over lol thank you!!

Authors Note: honestly i loved this frickin prompt it was so unique and i love delving deeper into the sinclair fam and having something based off of that like what a different prompt! this is really fluffy and just beautiful i love hopper so much and i dont know if i ever told you this but my mom loves hopper she finds him super sexy and she loves how thick he is and masculine yet sweet she even has his face on the netflix profile and my dad was like girl who da h*ll is this??? my dad is old schooled and doesnt watch modern shows. any who hope you guys like this!

“Why is she staying with us?” Lucas asked as he followed his mother around the dinner table as she was setting it up for their guest. 

“Because, she is starting her new life here. She starts working at the police station soon and she doesn’t have a house. She is your aunt for crying out loud, Lucas. And she is supporting all our cause by being the first thing people see as they enter the police station, a black woman. Remember that Lucas.” 

Lucas rolled his eyes as he gave a groan. “But mom its weird being with her.”

“Aw why is that? You used to love being with her when you were younger. What happened?” Mrs. Sinclair shook her head as she changed the napkins out for another color. 

“I used to but every time I walk with her all these guys stare at her. They’re like undressing her with their eyes. Its disgusting mom.”

“Well baby that ain’t your aunt’s fault. Those are all those nasty men that can’t control when they see such a beautiful lady. Plus remember your aunt is on the bigger side and she has got her curves.” Mrs. Sinclair started to shake her butt as Lucas made a disgusted face. 

“That’s the thing. She walks around, people look at us and then the attention is on us like I just want to go to the mall but no can’t go there either without the stares.” Lucas felt like even saying these things his mother was not going to change her mind. 

“Lucas Sinclair I expect you to be nice and kind to your aunt. She loves you a whole lot and watch soon she’ll be out of here and who knows maybe you’ll miss her.”

The door knocked and Mrs. Sinclair took her apron off excitedly and sprinted to the door. “Who is it?” She bit her lip.

“Who do you think crazy? Its your d*mn sister!” You joked. 

Mrs. Sinclair opened up and you and her gave a loving embrace. “I missed my baby sister.”

“I missed you too. Your house is always beautiful. And you? Look at you girl you are gorgeous!” You spun your older sister around. “You sure you had two kids?”

“Hello there y/n,” Mr. Sinclair came down the stairs, smiling. He gave you a handshake. 

“Excuse me, we family. We hug,” you brought him into a tight hug. “Now where are the children? Kids!”

Erica screamed as she ran to you and jumped in your arms. You picked her up and spun her around. “Oh my God! I can’t believe you’re here! You can totally sleep in my room if you want!”

“Idiot she already got a room. She’s sleeping in the guest room.” Lucas said.

You raised your brow as Erica plopped down onto the ground and raised a finger in front of Lucas’s face, “excuse me! I didn’t know I was talking to you fool.”

“Hey both of y’all stop it!” You smacked them both in the head. “I am sleeping in the guest room but since I’m gonna be staying here for a while I can always have sleepovers with you Erica. Now Lucas where’s my hug?”

Lucas sighed as he gave you a hug. 

“There we go. Now, I got you something.” You wipped out behind your back a game that Lucas wanted really bad. 

Lucas squealed as he took hold of the precious item. 

“Now you better share with your sister. Any who I feel way better now but I’ma need y’all’s help with the truck. I know I couldn’t keep everything so I just kept some stuff.” You said as you led them outside to the moving truck. “You guys got all your arms and you all are healthy then you all can help.”

“Of course we are all going to help. Right kids?” Mrs. Sinclair asked, giving Lucas a glare. 

“Yeah of course,” Lucas said. 

Everyone started to help you unloading all your boxes and items. You felt a little homesick having to leave your life back out of town. You had to leave your apartment, friends your whole life. You told your sister that you had to leave because you wanted the job here along with it was closer to the family but in reality where you worked they fired you and no other place would hire you. It made you feel depressed and like you weren’t good enough. People got one look at your size and color and that was it, they saw you as not good enough. But you tried to see your situation half full and realize that you were with family and they were going to help you through this. 

You picked up a heavy box and because it had been raining earlier and was such a gloomy day you slipped on the side of the road with a squeal. Good thing you didn’t hurt yourself but you dropped all your items that were in the box. “Oh sh*t!” You grumbled picking each little thing up. 

You heard a car drive beside you and the car door close. You looked up to see a cop. You hastily stood up and wiped your sweaty palms on your jeans to get your wallet out. “Sorry I just slipped and I was trying to pick this up in time.” You finally looked up at him and he was very tall. 

The man gulped as he saw your beauty. The sun had just peeked through the clouds and landed on your beautiful skin making it shine. Your eyes captivated him and he felt speechless. 

“Are you okay?” You asked, waving your hand to him. 

“Yeah sorry. And don’t worry about this mess. I actually saw you slip that’s why I came here to offer my help.” The man bent down and helped pick up each little thing. “So are you new? Cause I’ve never seen you here before?”

“Yeah I just moved in here obviously today.” You chuckle. “I’m y/n l/n. My sister is married to Mr. Sinclair.”

“Oh so you’re the aunt of Lucas.”

“I’m afraid as to why a cop knows and remembers Lucas.” 

“He was just involved a little bit with a missing case we had. A few years back one of his friends went missing.”

“Oh I remember my sister telling me that. I heard you guys found him. That’s awesome saving peoples lives like that.”

“Well it is my job.” The man smiled. “I haven’t introduced myself I’m Chief Hopper, Jim Hopper.” He gave his hand out and you shook it. 

“Oh I know you! I think we spoke on the phone. I’m gonna work at the police station tomorrow at one of the desks I think y’all said next to Flo?”

“Yeah our secretary.” Hopper wanted to start dancing right there and then. He was excited to have someone like you in the police station. He wanted to get closer to you, know your story. He thought you were extremely beautiful and very kind. “So do you have kids? Maybe a husband?”

“No and no. My kids are Lucas and Erica but I would love to have my own kids someday just gotta find the right man.” She picked up the box but almost fell again with how heavy it was. 

“Here let me help you with that.” Hopper picked up the box. It was attractive. He was tall and very manly but a sweetheart. He was like a big teddy bear. 

Hopper walked in the Sinclair’s house, greeting them all. 

“What are you doing here?” Lucas asked. 

“I was in the neighborhood and saw your aunt slipped and helped her out.”

“So you were gawking at my aunt huh?”

“What? No kid I was-”

Lucas shook his head, “say no more say no more. Every man does it, you are not the first and frankly you are not gonna be the last.”

Hopper was weirded out by Lucas but walked up stairs to your room. 

“Sorry about the mess.”

“Don’t worry about it. You just moved in you should of seen my cabin when I put all my stuff in there. It was packed.”

“Really? Well I appreciate your help. So what about you Jim Hopper, do you have a wife and kids?”

“Kid yes wife no.”

“Oh really? Boy or girl?”

“Girl, her names Jane.”

You grinned, “how sweet. Well she has a good daddy. She should be really proud of you, especially how you found that kid.”

“Well it wasn’t just me who found Will. I had help but I’m more proud of her.” Hopper smiled just thinking about Eleven. “I was thinking if you’re free tomorrow night how about me and you go,” Hopper was going to say a date but he chickened out. “Go, go on a how about you stay and help me organize my desk?”

You were hoping he was going to ask you on a date. Feeling disappointed you nodded, “yeah I will. Thanks.”

“Well its getting late. I’m going to go home, you have a good night.”

“You too Hopper,” you said as he left and you felt self conscious. Maybe he wasn’t with you because you didn’t look like the other women. You were thick, chunky, plus size and black. Maybe he didn’t find you attractive. 

As Hopper walked out of the house he felt like hitting himself. He wasted an opportunity because he was sacred. “I’m such a da*n idiot.”

It was your first day of work and you were nervous. Rubbing your hands on your floral dress you realized they were drenched in sweat. You had your lunchbox tight beside you as you walked inside. 

There were only a few people there so it was not an overwhelming setting. 

“Hello. You must be Flo,” you gave Flo, the secretary a hand shake. 

“Yes, yes I am. And you must be y/n. Nice to meet you sweetheart. There are some papers on your desk that need some checking, think you can do it?”

“Of course yes.” As you sat down in your desk you caught Chief Hopper staring at you. You thought maybe he was worried you wouldn’t do your job right. The other police men there gawked at you. Hopper came out of his office to go for some donuts by the coffee machine. 

“Hello y/n.”

“Hi there Chief.” You went to the copy machine and noticed it was down. “Does this copy machine work?”

“Its just broke down all of a sudden but there’s one in Hopper’s office.” Flo said. 

You became more nervous! Going into the Chief’s office was no joke. It was his personal space. 

“Alright,” you stated quietly. “Chief, may I go copy these papers?”

“Of course, sure.” He took a sip of his just brewed coffee. 

As you walked inside it smelled of cigarettes and faint cologne. 

“Its right there in the corner.” Hopper sat down in his chair and lit up another one of his cigarettes. 

The copy machine was stuck between two cabinets there was a small gap between the two. Noticing the papers had a staple on them you tried taking the staple out carefully, without damaging the paper. Unfortunately all the papers fell in that little gap. You bent down and kneeling in that small gap to pick the papers up. The problem was you became stuck. Your butt was too big! 

You tried not making a scene or noticeable. It was embarrassing to get your butt stuck between a copy machine and cabinets, especially in Chief’s office. You tugged and tugged but it was no use. Your grunts were heard and Chief looked in your direction only to be greeted by your a*s. 

“You okay there?” He put his cigarette down and walked to you. 

“Yeah just fine,” you again pushed and budged but nothing. “Actually no, I’m stuck.”

“Oh really?” Hopper breathed harshly as his eyes couldn’t help but land on your butt. To be honest you were the perfect woman for him. He loved women who were big and luscious. He bit his fist to stop him from drooling. “Da*n.”

“I’m sorry to ask you this but can you help me?”

Hopper chuckled a bit,” sure thing sweetheart.” He grabbed a hold of your chub and honestly in different circumstances his hands on your most insecure part would bother you but you were tired of being stuck and you had work to do. 

“This is not how I would imagine my first day would go.”

“How did you even get stuck in here?” Hopper tried to pull you out. 

“Well I tried to take a staple out of the paper but then all the papers fell on the floor and I tried to pick them up but I got my mama’s body and there is a whole lotta junk in the trunk.” It made you feel awkward to have his fingers gripping your flesh. It almost felt sexual in a way and you were bashful about it. His strong fingers held you in a way you wish it were more. 

“I think I almost got you.”

You felt yourself getting looser and looser as you finally popped out. You fell back onto Hopper as he fell on his back and you landed on your stomach on top of his chest. Your faces only a few inches apart. 

“Oh my God. I am so sorry for all of this,” you pointed your finger to yourself. 

“No don’t be sorry. You’re beautiful. I actually like my women thick,” he growled, trailing his hands from your waist to your butt. 

“Really? I assumed you thought I was ugly.”

“What? Who told you that?”

“Nobody but usually everyone does. That’s actually the reason I came over here,” you leaned on your elbow above him. Your face being cascaded with the morning light. “I was fired from my previous job and nobody wanted to hire me. You guys were the only ones to give me a chance.”

Hopper touched your cheek as you melted into it, “I thought about you all night. Do you want to go on a date with me-”

“YES!” You blurted out quickly and loud.

Hopper giggled and he kissed your sweet lips. You two laughed at the silly position and leaned your forehead against his. 

“I’ll take you later tonight, deal?”

You kissed Hopper again and in a way was very thankful you got fired and that you moved. “Deal.”

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[celestianstars]

Hey Queen, I need help. I’ve only ever had sex with people I’ve been in relationships with but tomorrow I’m stepping out of my box and having my very first dick appointment and I am so nervous. Do you have any tips for me? Like how to put myself in the right mentality to go through with it or how to walk away feeling satisfied?

Hey babes! So congrats on kinda getting of your comfort zone and I promise you got this and it’s super easy to get in your head about it but you got this! 🥰

So I would try and tell yourself that however this experience goes, you should be proud that you stepped out of the box you usually stay in and opened up to a new experience cause that’s scary but you’re doing it and I’m proud of you! That’s growth!

Just remind yourself that while the situation is a little different all you’re doing is connecting with someone and make sure you communicate your wants to that person so it can be satisfying for you as well!

Also maybe before it’s time you can spend an hour or so getting ready, hyping yourself up by doing things, listening to music, doing your beauty or skin routine to make you feel a little more relaxed!

And if it helps maybe say hey can we ease into this so you have time to warm up to the person and get comfortable before anything happens!

Your voice is powerful and you can absolutely use it in this situation to ensure your feelings and comfortability are met!

It’s scary putting yourself out there like that when you’ve never done it this way but you’ll find your footing with it I promise! It just takes a bit of getting used to and try not to put pressure on yourself to do anything you don’t want or to be anything other than you!

Cheers to getting that dick sis 🔥🔥🔥 i hope it’s amazing!!! Let me know how you’re feeling after!