#supa strikas i.U

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Dancing Rasta x Dooma

Ship Headcanons:

One of them's a guy who likes to avoid conflict and the other always has fuel for one fire or the other.

A few weeks into the relationship they come to the agreement that they fight their battles seperatly unless otherwise asked.

Old married types; forehead kisses, side hugs, brewing tea, cutting fruit, cooking and baking togeather, stifling silence after the argument, sweeping things under the rug maybe a little too much, reaching for eachother in the darkness of the night, tender love making, even more tender promises.

Both teams are worried mostly for Rasta and the teams succes but y'know. İ.U is worried that Dooma might pull something that Vince can't cover up and Strikas are worried that they switched Rasta with a body double or something.

Dooma likes resting his hand on Rasta's throat or chest to feel his rise and fall it's threaputic to him. Rasta likes to run his fingers through Dooma's hair the rough bristles are comforting to him.

Quiet times are precious to them.

Their relationship is built on mutual trust and understanding which gurantees that it'll last long despite the scrutiny.

With that being said whenever they have an argument it takes them a bit of time to reconcile, that isn't to say they're at eachother's throat untill then it's just a bit...tense.

Rasta is more of a words sorta guy if he feels to blame than he'll tell Dooma he's sorry and if Dooma is to blame and he's given his apology than he'll just tell hım it's all cool now.

Dooma isn't the best cook he leaves that up to Rasta in turn he accepts that the things they bake togeather might be a tad burnt or tasteless.

Dooma's favrouite treat is plum tart and Rasta's favrouite is passionfruit.

Occasionally İ.U and Strikas will get togeather for a barbeque and the first few times you could cut the tension with a spoon and serve it with some gravy.

Dooma has incredibly tense muscles and occasionally he'll ask Rasta for a message.

Rasta likes to read and Dooma likes to rest his head on his shoulder as he reads.

They're not public mostly because they don't need to, they're not the type to show off, alsoo Dooma just dosen't trust people like that.

Dooma will occasionally bring Rasta lunch just to piss Coach off.

When they inevitably tie the knot the teams -expect for the coaches- are on better terms due to exposure theraphy it's a calm quite little get togeather in a lovely garden with their friends and family that is untill somone spikes the punch and shit hits the fan. All in all it's a lovely quite memorable day.

They refer to one another as 'the ball and chain' jokingly.

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Vince:

Dating Headcanons:

Let's start by addresing the elephant in the room; this man's lack of trust and dis-attachment from people in genral.

Try not to take it personally s/o ,that's just who he is:two files of your background on top of his desk where you can see it, dosen't talk about his emotions unless it's anger.

Planeterium dates, it's relaxing to him to imagine that in the when looking at the bigger picture all of his failures, shortcomings, sins etc. are just specks in the garnd tapestry of the universe.

Also it's educational so it's not a TOTTAL waste of time.

Fancy restaurant dates, big event dates, İ.U match dates and of course sabotage dates.

Not big on PDA at all get off of him eww but will hold your hand under the table or bump his knee/shoulder to yours if he's been too cold/he senses your struggling.

Loves your neck and back, the palm of your hands and the michevious little shine in your eyes. Will press his forehead to yours when he's had a hard day (everday), will never tell you but adores it when you hold his hand or his face or smooth your hand on his chest/back.

Will introduce you to İ.U after a month or so after you guys start dating, he dosen't care for their approval but it's a bonus if they get along with s/o.

Won't ask for it and most likely won't force his s/o into it but would greatly appriciate help in The Business(s)™.

Do you smoke? Well you better learn how. This guys high wired and stressed enough as is and with İ.U added he needs his smoke and s/o breaks every now and then and it just feels awkward if it's just him that's puffing and it's alright after all since both of you are responsible, mature adults, right? RİGHT?

Loves dancing especially the slow, sensual sort if s/o dosen't know then he'll teach them, he also likes card games and luck games (gambling) in general so he'll teach them those if they don't know as well.

He has a tendency to apologize with gifts rather than words so it might be up to s/o to initiate the conversation that will take them to the root of the problems.

Tottaly fine with s/o preffering not to go public his confidence isn't so fragile as to get hurt by that but won't sweat too much to keep them off the headlines either.

Calls his s/o when work get's too stresfull to either talk it through to them so they have both heads on deck or to listen to their day, the sound of their voice helps him.

Will get his s/o expensive ass gifts that fit the İ.U -and the mafia- brand; poisnous looking perfume (Dior apple one, Lost Cherry Let's Rock etc.) , thick, long dark coats with either fur lining or hidden pockets (or both), mesmerizing rings, one of those location lockets, leather gloves (not latex eww), fancy cigs (Djarnn vanilla or black, Millano strawberry), designer shades just to hide your -pretty- face, lingeries if you will.

Sends you this -im tired of this- face when his team start acting up. Also not really on the protective or jealous side but will order some of his man (İ.U or mafia) to tail his partner when he can't be around them himself luckliy they're good at their jobs so they won't notice, hopefully or not.

Speaking of the team they will most likely joke about s/o being the 'chill' manager if they're included in S.L work regardless of wheter or not they're actually chill.

Arguments last long and are hurtfull, both sides will need some time to themselves afterwards but Vince dosen't argue over small or silly things -no matter how much they might bother s/o- so they occur very rare.

Break-up is cold and final you're out of his life buh bye.

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Vince

General Headcanons:

You cannot tell me this guy isn't a mob boss on the down low, you cannot tell me this guy dosen't control Johannsanberg's black market, you cannot tell me he dosen't have one hitman on his beck and call and another with his eyes on his back at all times, you cannot!

Wears a purple suit during matches and whatnot so he's associated with İ.U less, he won't say it but at this point he dosen't quite know who he is without a suit on.

Will never ever admit it but he's sort of attached to all his players if/when they leave he keeps an eye on them to make sure they stay safe and succesfull.

Once witnessed Skarra sob from pure ambition after a sloppy match and he was so gob smacked he hugged him.

They both keep that little memory like a dangerous secret between their teeth they'll never admit to the tenderness of it.

Fully convinced that the only productive emotion is rage.

Knows how to play the piano and violin but nowadays he can't seem to find much time for it.

Fucking hates children, never leave this guy on babysittibg duty he'll sell the kid to the Mexican Cartell.

Has fragile nails, they break constantly.

One of those assholes who buys from expensive brands and uses the shopping bags as regular bags like he's trying to flex on anyone and everyone.

Hates the city straight up despises it.

We don't know quite what went down with him and Jomo but i still think they secretly had an affair.

Misses Coach and knows he misses him as well mostly misses how easy things were, how simple, they were just friends who could call eachother up whenever and hang out now they're public rivals.

When he was little he'd take Shakes up on his shoulders since he was the tallest and Shakes' been shooting for the sky for as long as he could, was a little sad when Shakes didn't recognize him but not too quite enough.

İn his first week Dingaan came to him with insecuritys about 'not fitting the İ.U brand' or 'not looking tuff enough y'know :(' Vince suggested he wear some bandaids (for the placebo effect) after telling him he dosen't have time for his nonsense.

Has excellent memory like scary level excellent.

Wears Eros Versace.

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Shakes x Skarra

Ship Headcanons:

Okay look we all know very damn well that thesse two are gonna need some help on the relationship im talking like profesional help.

There is some point in Couple's Counselling where their theraphist snaps and just goes 'Look Skarra i can either help you get over Shakes or get with him, not both!' Or 'You either stop pretending you don't care about this or start caring!'

İt gets easier after that.

Verg big on PDA once they go public (which -let's face it- won't take long) arm across shoulders, hand in the other's back pocket, kiss on the cheek, hip bumps, hand holding, etc. etc.

Extending on that both teams have stopped letting their respective players sit on the front row whenever they come to eachother's matches since Skarra and Sahakes' new favourite goal celebration is tugging the other down and smooching.

Vince visibly gagged the first time they did it, Coach called Shakes' mom.

The dogs warm up to Shakes surprisingly quickly Skarra suspects he let them have chesse or something.

Whenever they argue both dogs take Shakes' side just to piss him off.

After their first Big argument Shakes left the house to try and give both of them some space but they both have major seperation anxiety do he came back 20 mins. later to a...quite distraught Skarra.

They made it a rule that no matter how mad they are instead of leaving they'll stick by eachother and when it's time to actually talk it through they'll be cıvıl about it.

Dee's reaction to them dating was looking Skarra dead in the eyes and saying 'you don't deserve him' that dosen't mean she likes him though, she tolarates him at best.

Spenza looked Skarra dead in the eyes and said 'i'm onto you buddy', he never stopped looking for proof of some evil plan and who can blame him really.

Shakes is just as childish and Skarra's just as insuffrable.

Slowly both pairs get more used to eachother but they don't show it.

Spenza is real good with kids though and Dee appriciates a good mystery story. Begrudging Spenza Dee friendship anyone?

They like to bring eachother flowers because that's what normal couples do, right?

Both praise themselves on being the only one (?) able to understand the other, they also love showing off their partner

Skarra is a legs guy, he also appriciates a nice pair of lips, Shakes is more into the shoulders he can lean on and the ass he can slap.

The teams FREAKED when they found out Supa Strikas were all like 'Ha-Ha nice one Shakes/say sike rn/ c'mon dude tell me ur smarter than that!' Klaus thought it was the ultuimate enemies to lovers story.

İ.U was more of a 'HAH you owe me thirty bucks assmunch/Saw that one coming/well this ought to be interesting'.

Nicknames are:. Bro + every insult ever with like a honey thrown in during a tender moment.

NSFW:

Okay so y'all are gonna come at me for this but thesse guys bone like conservative 70 year olds, despite both having play boy type personalitys they never quite got it up.

Both are all talk and a wobbly walk basically.

They think having the lights off is kinky, Skarra has a thing for hair pulling he tried once and they had to stop just so he could pull his fingers out of that bird nest. Shakes is madly into hickies both giving and receiving.

First time happened after the first argument prolly not a good mindset to roll in the hay with but i think we should accept the fact that they'll never have a perfectly non-toxic relationship.

Biggest turn offs are: oral since they like to run their mouths and bondage because *vauge gesture*.

Skarra has red LED lights in his bedroom Shakes refuses to woo-hoo while they're on.