#sunzuu

[kayforpay]

3 LEAST fuckable fantrolls:

pansie. unless you have a kink for only ever praising your partner and begging to be allowed to get her off and then leaving silently and never contacting her again

tiphus. she's actually a pretty good girlfriend and stuff but she's just emotionally not ready for it and is fine with being alone forever

sunzuu + hradil joint placement. they're not bad but unless you want to be with both of them, you get nothing. package deal.

honorable mention for visper and cipher: they're down for whatever but only together and you can't mention how weird they are about it. you have to feed into the weird but you are not allowed to be like ohh you little freaks (pos) or they kick you out and vandalize your house

[creativegeneric]

Good news, the drone fucked off and is giving us another two hours to get everybody else’s prepared.

[victoriousinpink]

>You wake up like you usually do after sleeping sporadically in the back of a vehicle on rough ground: with a gasp like you’ve just been revived on a crime drama. You sit straight up from the, what, twin bed? and Hradil tumbles right off with a curse. Sunzuu, more safely pressed to the wall, just lets you drag him up.

“Where am I?” You’re not panicking. Close, but not panicking.

Sunzuu stretches across your lap. Hradil shuffles out of the room and locks the bathroom door. “The colony. You passed out, and we don’t exactly have an overflow of beds, fincess.” He twists to lay on his back.

You kind of want to rub his stomach, for some reason? “I could have slept on the floor. I need to go, I can’t get any service here and I don’t need my assistants calling the Alternian Guard on me.” You sit him up just long enough to stand, all of your bones cracking. Gods, you’re old. It’s happened. You’re old. Turning down a hot pitch fling because of a job, cracking like a bowl of puffed rice.

“Thanks for keeping me out of the sun.” You pull on your shoes, touching your bun and then deciding to just leave it until you can wash the grit out. “Why don’t you come by the palace and I’ll return the favor, wader?”

He grins. “Sounds like a plan, pink.”

And then, troll Christ on skates, you’re down the hall and transporting home (with a kiss on the cheek from Karkat, the little sweetheart) before he can even look at you. Next time, you’re gonna hang out.

[radzuu]

i can draw buildings but i cant draw people

[sistermaryam-blog]

I Hate How In Tune We Are Because I Was Seconds From Typing "My Distractions Name Is Sunzuu"

[29tokens]

Gonna go on a trip tomorrow.

Never sat right up by the beach before. Gonna do that.

Bring Hradil and Sunzuu with me. Gonna decompress and not wind myself up further. Again.

[kayforpay]

clorad, and sunzuu can unhinge their jaws. pansie, as a loser half-fish, can't, but she tells people she can

[kayforpay]

clorad's lusus was a hedgehog, tiph had a vampire squid, pansie's was a lungfish (her ancestor's was a nurse shark), sunzuu's was a sting ray, hradil's was a stag beetle, acules' lusus is a leaf bug/praying mantis mix, taelir's is a weaver bird (xxxl), nekret's is a black bear, and rereve's was an eyeless minotaur

[kayforpay]

various fantroll infos because apparently I'm just gonna keep thinking about them anyway

clorad loilud: ~8 feet tall, thick build, extremely long, wavy hair (to the floor when standing). horns look a lot like an axolotl or moth's antennae. fuchsia, but was able to sneak off-planet while fairly young and lived on a mining colony for about 100 sweeps. due to the lack of adequate water, he still has issues with dry gills, and tends to have to soak if he goes very long without moistening them

typing quirk is "the quick bro\/\/n fox jumps o\/er the lazy dog"

hradil udhopo: 5' even, slim, a categorical twink. with horns, about 6'6". long hair (mid-back) that is very straight, to the point of lank, and cut to frame his face. horns look like stag beetle horns, and give him a bit of neck pain.

clown purple, during a battle he was in with the clurch he was injured very severely and lost his memory. his universe GHB had made an edict that memory loss should, if at all possible, be regained, and so he had other memories from trolls around him who have chucklevoodoos inserted into his brain, essentially retraumatizing him from a cinematic viewpoint.

typing quirk is "t/-/e qu/ck brown fox jumps over t/-/e lazy dog."

sunzuu sonait: fish violet, they're a comfortable 7' tall. their horns twist back in tight spirals from their forehead, and don't add much to their height. their hair is naturally straight, and they cut it into a mohawk, though it can grow in all over their head.

they're a recovering addict who failed to meet several requirements for alternian recruitment, and met hradil when he tried to walk into the ocean after he was forced to remember his injury. they've been close to him ever since, and their moirailship was a primary motivator in getting help to stay clean, because they love their lil clown.

typing quirk is "the quick brown foxx jumps over the lxzy dog"

taelir taylor the teal tailor: as their name suggests, they're teal. although they play with presentation a lot, taelir would describe themself as "masculine-adjacent". they're 5'6" tall, with close-cropped, loosely-curling hair. their horns grow out to the sides, terminating in an end that looks like the eye of a needle and the other that looks like a seam ripper.

they're the offishal tailor for clorad, but also take work on the side when he doesn't need something special. a lot of their work is altering clothes for clients that wear sizes not catered to in traditionally expensive shops (short highbloods, for instance). they wear large oval glasses at all times they're awake, though the glasses have to be adjusted to have a third lens lower than the one on the right, for their third eye, which is also the worst in terms of vision.

typing quirk is "+he quick brown fox jumps over +he lazy dog--"

[kayforpay]

when hradil met sunzuu, sunzuu's lusus was still alive, and hradil was like "why don't you have a tail?" and sunzuu had to look at this little clown twink with stag beetle horns almost as long as him and tell him that most people don't look exactly like their lusus, actually

[kayforpay]

alright, all apparently sixteen of them

acules is the tallest (8'11), and hradil is the shortest (5' even)

wot if I do height comparison for all my trolls. wot then

[kayforpay]

Sunzuu/Tres Horny Boys because god I can't choose

I just imagine sunzuu and merle rockin out to Good Old Music while magnus and taako complain just for the sake of it

sun would get along w them esp taako bc sun is a very Listening Type dude, he doesn’t like talking a lot (or at all if he can help it) so taako would just talk at him for 45 minutes and feel better

magnus would probably like fishing w him bc he can cheat lmao

[kayforpay]

if my characters were in a sexy calendar

hradil would be october, and his pic would be him scantily clad strapped to a knife thrower’s board, with a knife in his teeth.

clorad would be may, with him floating in a little pool in a river with only flowers covering his bits n pieces

sunzuu would be august with him dressed all punk-skimpy using his guitar to smash through a window

[kayforpay]

most other seadwellers of mine have earfins like the dorsal of a monster spiny pleco; much more webbing, less defined fins. some are more frilly or less frilly, but all are generally fuchsia or violet depending on the seadweller in question

pansie's earfins look like the pectoral fins of a lionfish, sans coloration (unless she has a fever)

[kayforpay]

sunzuu’s Sexy #look

[kayforpay]

hradil w/o his paint is like a startled beetle but instead of to noise it’s to affection and instead of running it’s almost fainting

sunzuu, for instance, on seeing his palemate w/o paint for the first time couldn’t stop saying “precious sweet lovely palemate” and stuff and just cuddling his head and hradil almost fkn died