#sunrayyellowhalo

[strawberrygardenkisses]

Hi lovely! I'll ask Fox 🦊🥰

Hello!! Thank you for this ask, sweetheart! 🦊🦊

Fox: what trait do you like about yourself?

I like that I have the ability to see beauty in the small things in life.

[sunrayyellowhalo]

writing tag game

Thank you for tagging me pooh! @bangtanlalaland 🥰🥰🥰

what is your ideal setting for focusing on your writing?

Ideally, I would love to be in a quiet place like a self imposed nook that I’ve carved out in a library or outside peacefully among nature. Truthfully, I do a lot of writing in my room (which for the most part is quiet lol) Cozy blankets, macrame decoration behind me on my wall complete with flowers, candle lit and lo-fi playing on the computer most times hehe. I live with a relative and our rooms are RIGHT next to each other. SOOO.... I normally do my writing at night when they are sleep and I can just chill, vibe and let the creative juices flow <3 

what is your favorite genre to write?

I am a history buff and a total romantic SO I typically combine historical eras with romance alllmost always? Yeah it’s kinda my thing lol. I’m trying to get more into writing more in the modern era but hey what can I say? I’m an old soul. I like ‘old’ stuff lol. I have always written interracial fiction (brothas do NOT come for me I love y’all too. Don’t start that. LOL) I’ve taken to writing mainly AMBW or Asian Men and Black Women fics because not only am I attracted to Asian men but as a teenager, I did NOT see many fics that I could relate to...involving guys I was attracted to. It was rare then and it’s still in the minority now tbh. So, my motto was if it’s not there then I have to create it. And I did. 

  I’m also um...very sensual so 9/10 my stories will have love scenes in them. lol. 🙈💯 It’s taken a long time for me to transition from a smut writer (listen... ya girl used to be W-I-L-D. I used to write NASSSSSSTTTTYYYYYYYYY SH*T. 🙈 cause I’m a lowkey freak like that-I meannn um...🙈🙈🙈) to a writer of what I call erotic art? Though do NOT get me wrong... some of y’all smut writers GOT THAT TALENT OMG. Y’all be writing SO FREAKING WELL I FORGET IT’S SMUT LOL. *looks at @bangtanlalaland

 I haven’t written smut in so long I forgot what it reads like lol. But I been kinda getting into BTS smuts? Like with Namjoon primarily 🙈. I LIKE ACTUAL STORYLINES OKAY. STORYLINES WITH THE SMUT THANK YOU. (AND FLUFF TOO).

do you prefer to write on paper or digitally?

I mostly write digitally but when I do not have access to my computer, I write on paper. Sometimes, I prefer to write on paper more but 9/10 it’s on my computer. My computer has become my new notebook. I take it EVERYWHERE. 

it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly wake up with an idea. what do you do?

I IMMEDIATELY write the idea down. I’m a very VISUAL person so I have to SEE the characters’ faces first. I try to find who in real life match with how they look in my head. Depending on how inspired and solid the idea is... I might come up with teasers, a self made trailer, self made book cover and even a moodboard. But yeah first, WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE YOU LOSE IT. 

who is your favorite person to write about?

Mmmm.....to be honest I don’t have a specific person I like writing about. All of my characters are original characters, they are not based off of celebrities. 

do you like making your own characters, or do you usually write about real people?

The question above kinda answers this one hehe.  All of my characters are original. Completely made up in my head. 

have you ever written a book, or a story with more than 15 chapters (100k words)?

YES. YES I HAVE. I’ve written it and PUBLISHED IT Y’ALL! It’s called Accordance. I’ma be a shameless plug and put the link here! GO COP IT Y’ALL! OH AND WHILE Y’ALL AT IT CHECK OUT MY TRAILERS I MADE ON MY YOUTUBE. YA SIS WORKS HARD LOL. 

how often do you get ideas?

Mmm depends on when the creative bug hit me. Since the beginning of this year though, A MILLION LOL. This year been off the charts. I’ve never felt this creative in a LONG WHILE. I LOVE IT. 

do you ever get an idea that you really like but just can’t seem to finish?

Of course!!! Whenever I am close to finishing a work, the writer’s block hits me H-A-R-D. It sucks so much booty man. I be like BRUHHHHHHH. Sometimes, I try to push through and finish and others, I just let myself rest and wait until I am up to 100% to write again. 

what is your least favorite plot?

Hm. I don’t... really have any I think? I’m pretty much down to read whatever I suppose. I just don’t like stories where there is no character development, focusing only/strictly on sex and ones that are extremely fast paced with no appropriate spacing in between. Make it make sense y’all. Thanks. hehe 

THANK YOU AGAIN LOVELY FOR THE TAG! AS Y’ALL WILL LEARN ABOUT ME IF YOU DON’T ALREADY KNOW... I WRITE DISSERTATIONS LOL. Hm....I don’t really have many mutuals that I know of that write?? Not that I think can of! If y’all do, send me a comment and I tag you hehe! Muahz. 😘

[apollostears]

GOSSIP GIRL [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: gojo satoru, yuji itadori, ryomen sukuna, megumi fushiguro, & nanami kento

↬︎ warning(s): swearing

PLOT. jjk boys and how they listen to their s/o’s gossip.

ADVISORY. reader is black and female, unless stated otherwise.

[ f. megumi ]

➝︎ phenomenal listener

➝︎ but he has mastered the art of tuning you the fuck out.

➝︎ ALTHOUGH he’s a messy s.o.b that can’t help but love a good cup of tea.

➝︎ he won’t speak much but he’s definitely all ears and taking notes.

➝︎ does not care if you say ‘girlll listen’ when talking to him. honestly makes him feel special.

“girl, you will NOT believe what that witch bitch did today.”

“i’m listening.”

[ g. satoru ]

➝︎ nosiest mfer alive

➝︎ prolly knows tea before you do.

➝︎ absolutely loves comparing notes with you.

“wait, so he didn’t cheat w the baby momma?”

“noo babe! he cheated but w the first baby momma’s, momma.”

“oh that’s messy.”

➝︎ is foaming at the mouth to hear what you got to say every time you hit him with “let me tell you about…”

➝︎ 4/10 on the listener scale bc he loves to interject but it’s always fun sharing tea w him.

[ n. kento ]

➝︎ lowkey a gossiper.

➝︎ anytime you have tea to share, he almost always has information to add.

➝︎ but it’s bc people always doing trifling shit around him so he just knows these things.

➝︎ great listener and an even better supporter if you’re the one ranting and not sharing.

“really had the fucking AUDACITY ken, to ask if i could stay over.”

“we don’t do overtime around here.”

“period.”

➝︎ remembers everything you tell him too. so when he sees people that you don’t like, always got a stank face on.

[ i. yuji ]

➝︎ he’s excited to be here

➝︎ -1/10 on the listener scale bc he can’t follow along for shit.

➝︎ always confused about something.

“so your boss is sleeping with the secretary?”

“no baby! the secretary is sleeping with the boss’ wife.”

“oh my god.”

➝︎ sits on the bed with his feet up, kicking and on his stomach with palms tucked under the chin.

➝︎ is a pack mule of information. knows things you don’t know and doesn’t even know he knows those things.

➝︎ loves when you call him “bestie” before spilling tea.

[ s. ryomen ]

➝︎ if you don’t want your own personal death note, then don’t rant to sukuna

➝︎ but, if you do. . . 👀

➝︎ is annoyed that you’re annoyed bc now he gotta deal w an irritated you

➝︎ doesn’t mind gossiping. thinks it’s useless but loves how good of a storyteller you are.

➝︎ ranting to him, however, is completely different.

“where they stay at?”

“ryomen, no.”

“just want an answer princess.”

➝︎ sits on his throne with you in his lap. it’s his best listening position.

➝︎ secretly looks forward to hearing about your day/any gossip you wanna share

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[bangtanlalaland]

writing tag game

thank you hun for tagging me @chillingtae 💜

what is your ideal setting for focusing on your writing?

i usually like writing late at night while sitting at my desk, with a face mask on, & music blasting from my bluetooth speaker. lolol

what is your favorite genre to write?

i’m a slut so i write smut 😛 (but i like to add other elements like comedy, drama, etc.)

do you prefer to write on paper or digitally?

digitally.

it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly wake up with an idea. what do you do?

I would write it down in my notes or create a new draft in tumblr.

who is your favorite person to write about?

I love writing about namjoon, tae, & yoongi!

do you like making your own characters, or do you usually write about real people?

well I write about real people while creating a character of my own. like I would add different characteristics to a person & mold a certain personality within them.

have you ever written a book, or a story with more than 15 chapters (100k words)?

oh no I actually haven’t written that much yet. maybe soon?

how often do you get ideas?

like just about everyday haha

do you ever get an idea that you really like but just can’t seem to finish

yes! ALL THE TIME. which is why I have 20+ wips currently.

what is your least favorite plot?

hm... I don’t really like fics that involve weird hybrids lolol. like there’s a certain extent to it!

tagging all you babes: @uselessbisexualfool @baepsaesbae @btsaudge @prisczero @sunrayyellowhalo @moonchild-og @namjooniebjonesuniverse

[honeyyteeaa]

Get To Know Me Tag ✨

I was tagged by the delightful @melaninbaby21

Rules: Answer the questions below and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better!

I tag these beautiful people @sunrayyellowhalo  @hues-of-green-life @sunrayyellowhalo @lovejonghyxn @bonkai-is-life @mindless-odyssey @linpiclover @chae-yeon-su @strawberryjeon @cappiecat If you want to you can do it too

A: Age - I’m 26 (I know I’m old)

B: Birthplace -Rocky Mount, NC

C: Current time - 7:49

D: Drink you had last - hot green tea

E: Easiest person to talk to -  God, my family, best friends

F: Favorite song of all time - I do not have a favorite....hm...for the sake of answering the question I will say Replay by SHINee

G: Grossest memory - An old guy hitting on me when I was in high school while his 10-year-old son stood watching

H: Hogwarts house - Pretty sure I am Ravenclaw

I: In love? - with Jesus most definitely. Also with my husband Michael B. Jordan but he does not know he loves me just yet. 

J: Jealous of people - Nah. I want more out of life but I am happy for others

K: Killed someone? - No, too much work. 

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again? I am terribly indecisive so the latter. 

M: Middle name - Marie like every other person in the world 

N: Number of siblings - 1 younger sister

O: One wish - For health, contentment, and prosperity of all good people

P: Person you called last - My momma

Q: Question you are always asked - Why do you watch Chinese/Korean soap operas? / Why do you listen to Chinese/Korean music? 

R: Reason to smile - God’s grace, SHINee, any kpop idol named Youngjae (Youngjae from BAP and GOT7), Good people living their best lives (regardless of others) -- this also goes for Kpop idols...who are hopefully good people...

S: Song you sang last - “Remember Me”  from Coco

T: Time you woke up - 2am, 3am, 5am, and finally 6:30am because of the horny birds outside my room

U: Underwear color - purple

W: Worst habit - Closing everyone off and dissociating due to my anxiety

X: X-rays? - Nope.

Y: Your favorite food - chicken and veggies

Z: Zodiac sign - Pisces

[diamondsinmyafro]

Hey Nellie boo~♡ It's my sister's and it doesn't have a name just a number lol. I wish I knew. It is gorgeous

it's rly pretty!!

[darkprinceleo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN BOO!! ^_^ I hope you feel better! Smile gorgeous because you are beautiful! You deserve a happy day everyday! :) Take care my dear! ♡♡♡♡

Thank you so much

[apollostears]

GIRLFRIEND [ a. todo ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ pairing: aoi todo x chubby!reader

↬︎ warning(s): smut, small choking, swearing, unprotected sex (wrap it ‘fore you tap it)

REQUEST. Todo with his not so subtle personality (who is an undercover chubby chaser) has a crush on shy chubby y/n @aripariii

ADVISORY. reader is black and female unless stated otherwise.

Y/N NEVER INTENDED TO BE IN THIS POSITION, although she’d be lying if she were being honest. She had been dreaming about it for months, but it still took her by surprise to be bended over the table in the teacher’s lounge getting her back blown out by todo aoi. the two had been pinning over each other ever since y/n stepped foot onto school grounds. however, todo was more relentless in his approaches, always flustering the shy girl. and now, feeling todo’s hot hands on her love handles, y/n felt like it was all a dream.

“you feel better than i imagined.” todo breathed out with a laugh, like he was excited to be proven wrong.

he hadn’t let up in his movements, pounding into her pussy like the alpha male he was. she had cum twice already, both times from his fingers and tongue, and was about to cum a third. her tits were pushed more into the table each time todo delivered a powerful thrust and it hurt but the pain was a sacrifice for the intense pleasure she was getting. “i can--can feel you!” y/n whined in a needy way, lips turned into a pout as she struggled to breathe.

“yeah? tell me where peaches.” he taunted, moving one hand to wrap around her throat to lift her back towards him. “there?” todo cockily asked, lips nipping at her bruised neck as he watched her hand weakly rub her pudgy tummy.

she tiredly nodded her head, tears spilling from her eyes in pleasure. “aoi.” she whimpered, one hand slipping down to rub her sensitive clit.

releasing her neck, todo slapped her hand away before bringing it back to her neck and giving it a tight squeeze. “when you cum, it’ll be because of this cock. understand?” he commanded dangerously into her ear.

“y-yes sir! ‘m sorry aoi!” she sobbed apologetically, moans spilling out her lips when todo nudged the spongy spot in her.

her creamy cunt spilled juices on his cock and dripped down the backs of her thighs each time todo pulled out ‘n pushed back in. his eyes were transfixed on the way her ass rippled back against his stomach, she was perfect to him in every way.

y/n could feel the coil in her stomach growing tighter, her body preparing for euphoria. “yes! yes, right there aoi!” she screamed when todo lifted one leg onto the table and entered her in a different angle.

“shit peaches. you keep sucking me in like this and imma---ahh--cum quick.” he moaned, struggling to hold himself back from cumming before she did.

the jujutsu sorcerer didn’t have to wait long for his release because with one more thrust,  y/n came hard, vision going white and mouth hung open. her pussy squeezed todo’s cock as she came down from her high, the fluttering of her walls triggering his own release balls deep into her.

“‘mh feel full.” y/n slurred as the two began to relax, some cum already seeping out of her used cunt.

todo smiled tiredly, securing his arms around her waist to carry her to the couch behind them and taking a seat. still buried in her, todo rubbed soothing circles into her tummy and hips.

“wanna be my girlfriend?” lips kissed the back of her neck gently.

y/n rolled her eyes, fighting the goosebumps that ghosted her skin at the thought of officially being labeled as his.

“yeah, i’ll be your girlfriend.”

NOTE. i hope you like it! sorry it took me so long, please forgive me :(

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[apollostears]

SORCERERS ANONYMOUS [ JJK GC ] IV

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: jjk first years, toji fushiguro, kento nanami, & gojo satarou

↬︎ warning(s): swearing, underage flirting, gojo

PLOT. paternity court. y/n plots to be toji’s next baby mama

part one part two part three

NOTE. omg this had me weak af 😭

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[apollostears]

uncensored thoughts ━︎━︎ armin minors DNI

🏷 tags: perv!armin, face fucking, breeding, smut, and swearing

thinking about dom!armin who is so fucking annoyed by your teasing. all you do is baby him and coddle him like he’s some child, leaving jean and the others to relentlessly pick on him. but you don’t do it on purpose! he’s just so precious to you! however, if you knew the thoughts your precious boy armin has had of you, you wouldn’t be going around so carelessly pinching his cheeks and fixing his hair. you’d be begging for him to fuck you and fill you up, over and over again. growing addicted to the way he’d leave your legs shaking and breathless after dicking you down. he would relish in the looks the others would give him after another loud night of you yelling his name. urging him to go harder, faster, and to cum in you. you would be falling to your knees to have your throat stuffed with his cock everyday, just to please him.

if only you knew the thoughts inside armin’s head.

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[apollostears]

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: toji fushiguro, geto suguru, gojo satoru, nanami kento, & choso

↬︎ warning(s): swearin, au, college!jjk men

REQUEST. would u be willing to do a continuation of the roommates with the guys post? it’s so fucking funny i reread it all the time and laugh every time. it could be more of the same style headcanons or like a scenario maybe where they r a fucking terror to live with most of the time but they are still super protective/will stand up for u if anyone tries u

PLOT. fighter!toji and roommate!reader are bonding. also a continuation of the ‘college confessions’ hcs.

ADVISORY. reader is black and female unless stated otherwise.

college series

➟︎ toji was an underground street fighter

➟︎ and you being a woman of opportunity, how would you not become his unofficial, official, manager?

➟︎ all of the boys were against it

➟︎ toji wanted to lock your ass up in your room for the rest of college, at the suggestion

➟︎ it was just really dangerous

➟︎ but you pressed and pressed and pressed and toji only got but so many nerves

➟︎ so, now you’re setting up toji’s fifth match and he hates to say it, but you’re good at this

➟︎ gojo goes with you to most of the fights, wanting to protect you in case something goes south

➟︎ bc there was a time, after a match that toji won, where the contestant damn near choked you out

➟︎ lets just say y’all were three seconds away from being murder suspects

➟︎ you had never seen toji get so mad and move so quick, before in your life

➟︎ after some more begging and pleading, the boys let you stay with toji at the request that gojo was your ‘bodyguard’

➟︎ there was only so much you could take

➟︎ gojo had to be everywhere!

“satoru, swear to god if i turn around and you’re behind me!”

“but i have to protect you”

“I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM!! wtf are you going to do? fight the toilet for flushing too early?”

“. . .yes”

“jesus christ”

➟︎ you immediately demanded toji to train you on how to fight

➟︎ i think that toji both loved and hated this

➟︎ he was excited to teach you self defense

➟︎ but was upset that you were learning bc you wanted to hang around him

➟︎ learning fighting with toji taught you a lot about him

➟︎ yes, he’s an asshole

➟︎ but he’s had a shitty family life

➟︎ all the boys have money. and it’s bc of the families they come from.

➟︎ toji’s family were just straight hellians

➟︎ you also discovered that he’s really soft for all of you

➟︎ you guys are his ‘chosen’ family as cheesy as it sounds

➟︎ you also learned that if he had a son, his name would be megumi and you would be the godmother (crying)

➟︎ toji was definitely not expecting you to burst into tears at that

➟︎ after having a serious bonding moment with the person you share a bathroom with, y’all’s relationship grew stronger

➟︎ to the point where you’re his manager, but also his biggest hype man

➟︎ you in the crowd wearing toji merch, selling merch, and yelling his name all at once

➟︎ you also rebuke all the groupies that try to trap him bc you on godmother duty and your godson is only coming from the best of the best

➟︎ the other boys see a change in toji the more he hangs with you

➟︎  he has become softer, just a bit, to where they feel like they’re learning more about him everyday

➟︎ i also headcanon that he drives a motorcycle, which then encourages you to want a motorcycle and nanami’s in the background taking migraine pills the third time that day 💀

➟︎ toji’s your brother from another mother

NOTE. this was so much fun. thank you for the request! 🤍

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[apollostears]

uncensored thoughts ——— geto MINORS DNI

🏷 tags: daddy!geto, mean dom!geto, breeding kink, overstimulation, size kink, riding

thinking about geto and how he fucks you so lazily. you’ll be needy, desperate for any type of attention and he’ll tell you to help yourself. clumsily, you’re climbing on his thick thighs, nightgown bunched up at your waist with your wet pussy exposed. he looks bored, but you know how hungry he is by the way his hands grip the inside of your thighs. “take what you want from daddy, princess.” he’ll whisper seductively, one of his fingers lightly swiping at the sensitive clit. and, with no struggle, you’ll pull his cock from his sweats and align it with your dripping hole. but he won’t allow you to slowly grind your hips down on him. nah. he’s going to pull you down onto him the second his soft tip pushes through your entrance. and you’ll be whining. complaining that ‘daddy’s dick is too big’ but you’ll ride him anyways, moaning like a bitch in heat as he lets you do all the work. and when you’re coming down from your first orgasm, cream coating the base of his dick as you tiredly move your hips, geto will swiftly lay you down on the desk in his office, push your legs to your ears and fuck you dumb. “needy little bitch. just filled you three hours ago.” and he’ll say it so mean, but won’t stop pounding into you. not when you’re crying and babbling out apologies and certainly not after he dumps his second load into you. “such a good girl. lets do one more, okay?” and you’ll let him because he fucks you so good, you’d be dead before ever allowing him to stop.

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[apollostears]

SORCERERS ANONYMOUS [JJK GC ] VI

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: yuji, nobara, megumi, gojo, & nanami

↬︎ warning(s): swearing

PLOT. y/n is going to her parents for thanksgiving.

ADVISORY. reader is black and female unless stated otherwise.

series masterlist

NOTE. happy thanksgiving y'all [ if you celebrate. i'm here for the food ]

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[apollostears]

SORCERERS’ ANONYMOUS [ JJK GC ] II

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: itadori, megumi, nobara, & sukuna

↬︎ warning(s): swearing, mentions of todo’s monster c**k, clowning gojo

PLOT. megumi does not approve of todo

part one part three part four

❧ le list of tags: @pimpnameyannie @olamidey @exomama-random-writing @sweeneyblue1 @brownmochi @namjoonswifeyy @knjkitten @sunrayyellowhalo @supop

[apollostears]

IN SESSION [ aot ]

↬︎ anime: attack on titan

↬︎ featuring: eren, mikasa, armin, jean, yelena, ymir, pieck, colt, sasha, reiner, bertholdt, onyankopon, connie, historia, floch, gabi, udo, porco, annie, & zofia

↬︎ warning(s): swearing

PLOT. type of students aot characters are in online school.

always signs in to the class late. misses roll call and is still marked absent despite coming in. will use the chat box throughout the entire class for unnecessary shit and memes.

➞︎ CONNIE, eren, jean, PORCO, & sasha

one of the first few in class. present and awake. also wearing actual clothes and has things ready to take notes. is the type to have done the weekly readings that the teacher assigns, but no one actually does.

➞︎ ARMIN, udo, mikasa, BERTHOLDT, & onyankopon

screen on blank, mic on mute, chat on empty. is literally invisible every session but does their assignments on time.

➞︎ ANNIE, colt, marco, & ZOFIA

will not shut the fuck up asking questions the entire class. always has something to say. is always volunteering to read and/or answer questions.

➞︎ GABI & pieck

screen is on, but face is blanker than a mfer. teacher asked for them to unmute one time and never asked again.

➞︎ YELENA & YMIR

forgets that their mic is on when eating or doing anything in general and when classmates tell them, they still don’t turn that shit off.

➞︎ SASHA, eren & porco

doesn’t always speak, but when they do it’s always poetic and smart af

➞︎ udo, REINER, MIKASA, historia & onyankopon

logs in with everything off and then goes back to sleep bc they stayed up all night doing hw

➞︎ FLOCH

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[apollostears]

SCHMIDT’S WORLD [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: geto, choso, gojo, nanami, and toji

↬︎ warning(s): mentions of death

PLOT. college!jjk men as some quotes from Schmidt on New Girl + some for college!reader.

ADVISORY. reader is female and black unless stated otherwise.

college series

[ college!nanami ]

“yeah…we’re totally chill. we’ll just break out THE BACKUP CHINA! 🤬”

when choso asks if he’s ok thanksgiving morning after finding out gojo accidentally broke the original place settings.

“ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS?! FROM THE STATISTICS?!”

when you guys collectively prank him and dress up as robbers in the middle of the night, catching him his chiffon silk boxers and bonnet you gifted him.

“DAMN IT! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”

just…i can’t explain this.

[ college!choso ]

“can you please not tell anyone i just did that? that feels…embarrassing.”

after you make him laugh so hard he shits himself. literally.

“oh, the parfait? parfait.”

choso discovering parfaits for the first time.

“what are ya doingg?? almost hit you with this brush steel modern lamp.”

when he catches toji bumping bodies with a girl but he thought someone was tryna rob them.

[ college!gojo ]

“someone’s personalized condoms just came in the mail.”

gojo, after the magnum condom broke because he was “too big” so he bought personalized ones instead.

“I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKE IT!”

one night at dinner when nanami made brussel sprouts and gojo threw a tantrum.

“A-A WHITE MAN? NO!”

when he’s watching his favorite soap opera and the only ethnic character, gets paired with the white man.

[ college!geto ]

“i will scream sing EVERY LAST WORD TO LES MIS!”

geto threatening you all when his lucky hair tie goes missing [plot twist, he left it in his pocket when he washed laundry and found it later].

“ *angry breathing* YOUTHS!”

when some underage kids tried to break into the shop while he was still there.

“you aren’t the only one that’s hurting here y/n l/n. the economy stinks, bees are dying. movies are pretty much all sequels now.”

when your usual rant buddy [choso] waa busy, so you turned to geto, who made your rant session into his own.

[ college!toji ]

“you think that you can—you can beat me in a physical altercation of fisticuffs?”

drunk!toji beefing with drunk!gojo after a game of uno goes wrong.

“well you know, everyone dies. maybe he’ll die.”

toji when you guys witness a guy choking on his food while out for dinner.

“YOU POUR THAT COFFEE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND I’LL POUR YOUR BLOOD ON THE GROUND! I’LL KNIFE YOU!”

feral!toji in the morning when gojo had the audacity to try and drink the last cup of coffee before toji could get his fill.

[ college!reader ]

“i’m fine.” *starts choking self* “let me die.”

you after your favorite restaurant runs out of your favorite dessert that you really wanted.

“i’ll kill you! i’ll murder you!”

a valid reaction to you finding out that gojo used up all of your curling cream [expensive curling cream] because he wanted to look like you.

“hit me with your car.”

you ask some random stranger one day after you pulled an all nighter for an assignment that wasn’t due until next week.

NOTE I. happy new year’s everyone!! hope 2022 is everything you guys want and more!!

NOTE II. i’ve been dying to do this for the longest 😭

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