#suggestive memes

[bursting-at-the-memes]

Send 'Morning After' for a starter where our muses wake up together after hooking up the night before.

[mudskip-memes]

Send 🚿 to join my muse in the shower OR send 🛁 to join my muse in the bath

[talesfromtherollingmountain]

sinful asks for the Rolling Mountain girls hehe >:)

🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant?

🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual?

🫶what does after care look like for them?

🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant?

Eleni lost hers young. She was a teenager, in a port town, and she just thought it was the thing to do. She didn't know the boy, it was just a fling romance. She always acted like it was no big deal, but to her, it was. It was uncomfortable and awkward to her, but she pretended she enjoyed it. She felt strange afterwards for a while but pushed it down, and it started her down a life of falling into any bed she could get her hands on.

Jocasta lost hers on her adventures, regretfully to a man who died soon after. It came as a surprise to most people that she'd never lost hers yet, but she had spend most of her life under the curse of a blade that never let her make her own choices. By the time she was free of its grasp, she was a young woman who hardly knew anything about love. After such a stressful, nearly deadly adventure, she was more than happy to fall into bed for the first time with a man named Azterio. Sadly, only a few days after they met, the city collapsed and he died trying to save her. This did make everything feel that much more significant to her. He had been exceptionally kind.

Unaek lost hers to Sanji, soon after they met. Until then, she had absolutely no desire for sexual contact. While Unaek may be asexual, she falls a bit under the category of Demisexual, where she wants a specific deep connection. And Sanji provided it for her. After beign separated on the sea from him, she knew she didn't want to part with him ever again, and asked him to help her with such a momentous step in their relationship. Unaek, of course, thought this was very significant. Her heart ached for him, and he was perfectly gentle and wonderful to her. She is very, very attentive in bed, making sure everyone, including herself, is comfortable, and Sanji is just the same.

🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual?

Oh, Eleni has done it anywhere and everywhere. The most obvious one was getting highly frisky in the booth of a bar, surrounded by other patrons. Or in an alleyway just outside said bar. 😏😏 For her, the risk is just as fun as the... reward.

Jocasta had originally thought she'd be against doing something so risky or in public, but soon after she had just met Usopp, she was very clingy to him. They sat together on the beach and ended up hooking up. They were making sandcastles and found their way into a little secluded cove. Even though nobody else was around, it was still the most exciting thing they'd ever done together 🥹

Unaek is very timid and traditional when it comes to sex, so her favorite place is to just do it in a soft, safe bed. But the bravest she ever got with her sexual encounters was slipping away during a party together to pull Sanji into the boys' bunk room. 😏

🫶what does after care look like for them?

Easy answer for all three of them. ✨️ATTENTIVE AND WONDERFUL✨️

Eleni becomes very clingy after sex. She's always insistent on taking care of whoever she's with, especially Zoro. She has soothing creams for any injuries and overall just loves to snuggle. She feels if she doesn't tend to the other person, and tend to them well, then she's not doing her job.

Jocasta doesn't take aftercare very seriously, as she doesn't do anything all that aggressive or kinky in bed, but she does love laying together for a while, just cuddling and making jokes until they feel content. She likes helping each other clean up and then spooning for a while, happy to be big or little spoon.

And Unaek is the aftercare QUEEN!!!! Most vanilla girl out there but still 100% attentive and sweet and gentle. If she scratched a little too hard, she is TAKING CARE OF IT. If someone's leg was in a bit of a weird position, she is TAKING CARE OF IT. Water? Got it. Snacks? Got it. Nice smelling flowers? Got it. And above all else, she's just as clingy, too. Always attached at the hip and looking to snuggle.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[slothliart]

Elphaba’s locked in

[yooo-lets-go]

He can’t talk right now, he’s doing hot girl shit

[katyagraveyard]

sorry.

[notherpuppet]

Can you do a gender swap Alastor and Lucifer in human form?

Yes

Luci and Alice

[lotussart]

Icebreakers

[shadowkira]

Dungeon Meshi Text Post Memes

✨️ Farcille edition ✨️

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[skyrim-forever]

Worst Places to Jerk Off in Skyrim

In no particular order, as they are all shit in their own ways :P

Redwater Spring

Unless you are a vampire or werewolf then you are getting all the diseases. And if you are a vampire, don't do that to the food??? Unless, you're into that 😏

2. Altar of Molag Bal

I don't even need to say why, y'all already know. If you are so inclined (I'm not kink shaming I'm kink asking why) go to the one in Castle Volkihar at least. Don't do it in Markarth my guy

3. The Dwemer Lockbox at Septimus Signus's Outpost

Okay, this might just be me but it would be impossible to have a good time inside a giant Dwemer mechanism with Hermaeus Mora lurking around. HOWEVER, I am aware I am posting this on tesblr on monsterfucker.com so if you are an enjoyer of tentacles than this may be a top spot. You do you bestie, have fun becoming a Seeker someday <3

4. The Chantry of Auri-El

Gelebor has been through enough

5. Frostfall Lighthouse

You probably don't want to anyways

6. Inside Tel Mithryn with Neloth is there

This also has the caveat as some of you (including myself to an extent) are into Neloth. That said, I feel like he would absolutely destroy you with insults that even if he didn't ban you you'd never come back

7. The Warren

Wahoooo second Markarth location! Incredibly depressing, would not be a good vibe

8. The Chill

It's fuckin cold my guy

9. Yngvild

Also cold but more importantly, Arondil has major issues. The room of dead women, the contents of his journals NOPE I am kinkshaming him

10. The Butcher's murder room in Hjerim

Let's offer the dead some peace since we cannot bring the killer to justice as the quest is always broken!!!

Feel free to add your own picks, we could also do a list of the best places ;)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[nomifae]

Vox would def make personalized Alastor audios for himself 💀📺