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ATEEZ Would You rather - NSFW

HUGE thank you to @thisisjustmywritingblog for making this. honestly, this has inspired me. maybe i'll even try writing!!

original post: https://www.tumblr.com/thisisjustmywritingblog/674321619708182528/ateez-would-you-rather-nsfw

Would you rather...

~Make out with Yeosang or dry hump Yunho?

i'd have to say make out with yeosang. no particular reason.

~Give Mingi a lap dance or have Wooyoung do a sexy dance for you?

wooyoung is an incredible dancer, give me it!

~Tease San under the table at dinner or Jongho tease you under the table?

tease san. want him to quickly flash me those demon eyes before carrying on the conversation like nothing happened.

~Give hickeys to Yeosang or get hickeys from Seonghwa?

hickeys for yeosang. i like marking pretty boys up.

~Praise Hongjoong or receive body worship from Yunho?

praise hongjoong. i have a thing for taking care of leaders.

~Blindfold Mingi or be blindfolded by San?

blindfolded by san. he's such a wildcard in general that i can only image how wild it would get with a blindfold added.

~Sexting with Wooyoung or send dirty snaps to Seonghwa?

snaps for seonghwa. i want him to tease me about taking a screenshot when i forget he can see that. i don't have snapchat, can you tell?

~Choke Yeosang or be choked by Jongho?

choke yeosang. i'm not into choking in general but if i were to do it, i would need to do extensive research. i have the time to learn how to do it properly, and jongho doesn't.

~Pull Hongjoong’s hair or Yunho pull your hair?

hongjoong please let me give you a scalp massage. you deserve it baby.

~Tie up Wooyoung or Jongho tie you up?

tie up wooyoung. i feel like he would dare me thinking i wouldn't do it but surprise bitch. ribbon, rope, handcuff, i'll do it.

~Beg for Seonghwa or Mingi beg for you?

i'd beg for seonghwa. who wouldn't?

~Ride Jongho’s thigh or sit on San’s face?

sit on san's face. thigh riding always sounds sexy but it doesn't actually feel good imo.

~Dirty talk with Seonghwa or Mingi?

seonghwa. i want to try and intimidate him just to be hit back with something much filthier.

~Spank Wooyoung or Hongjoong?

spank wooyoung. brat.

~Get spanked by Jongho or Yunho?

i'm down to be spanked by jongho. give me that strength, i can take it.

~Deny San his orgasm or Seonghwa deny you yours?

deny san. i want to see if he would try and chase his release anyway.

~Have Yeosang as a master or Hongjoong as a pet?

hongjoong as a pet. he deserves head pats and to be called a good boy.

~Touch yourself and make Yunho watch or Mingi touch himself and make you watch?

mingi. i'd crave yunho's hands too bad and give in early.

~Call Hongjoong ‘daddy’ or Seonghwa call you ‘mommy’?

call hongjoong daddy while he calls me mommy. be domestic as hell. promise to start a family together. probably cry out of happiness.

~Receive aftercare from San or give aftercare to Wooyoung?

give aftercare to wooyoung. i'm a bit of a pillow prince(ss) so i'm usually the one responsible for aftercare as i probably didn't put in much effort during the actual act.

~Skype sex with Hongjoong or phone sex with Yeosang?

skype with hongjoong. i want to hear him struggle to decide what part of me he wants to see.

~One night stand with Mingi or friends with benefits with Wooyoung?

fwb with wooyoung. i'd get to be bros with him and suck his dick. it's the best of both worlds.

~Studio sex with Hongjoong or practice room sex with Yunho?

studio sex with hongjoong. i don't care how cliché it is, i want him to record my moans and put it in a song.

~Receive nudes from Seonghwa or a sexy video from San?

nudes from seonghwa. he'd make em all artistic and shit.

~Cowgirl position with Jongho or doggystyle position with Yeosang?

cowgirl with jongho, i wanna feel those thighs baby!

~Hot tub sex with Mingi or shower sex with Yunho?

shower sex with yunho. hot tub sex sounds.... painful. i do not want chlorine in me, even if it is for mingi's sake.

~Give oral to Yeosang or recieve oral from San?

oral for yeosang. been in a head-giving mood recently.

~Seonghwa cum in your mouth or Wooyoung cum on your face?

wooyoung can cum on my face. it's his reward for being a good boy for once.

~Jongho cum on your thighs or Hongjoong cum on your stomach?

both sounds great, but jongho cumming on my thighs would be preferable. my thighs are sexy and i know it.

~Car sex with San or sex under the stars with Yeosang?

car sex with san. hot, desperate, cramped, and most importantly, no itchy grass.

~Take Mingi’s virginity or Yunho take yours?

i'd love to take mingi's virginity. what a cute boy.

~Library sex with Wooyoung or movie theater handjob with Yeosang?

movie theater handjob. i get bored easily during them.

~Lazy morning sex with Yunho or late night sex with Jongho?

late night with jongho, we waking the neighbors then sending an apology letter the next day with a fresh tray of cookies. probably fuck again during baking tbh.

~Wear a collar for Seonghwa or San wear a collar for you?

i want both so bad, but if i had to choose, i'd like to collar san and customize the name tag.

~Rough sex with Hongjoong or romantic sex with Jongho?

rough sex with hongjoong. i want to be his stress relief, regardless of who's in charge.

~Receive anal from Seonghwa or give anal to Mingi?

as long as it isn't full on penetration, i'd let seonghwa give me a tail plug or something.

~Suck on Yunho’s fingers or San suck on your fingers?

i want to fuck my fingers into san's mouth so bad.

~Wall sex with Jongho or mirror sex with Wooyoung?

mirror sex with wooyoung. i want to tell him to quick being so cocky and then have him see me secretly enjoy it when i forget he can see me.

~Hongjoong finger you or give Yeosang a handjob?

hongjoong lemme ride those fingers pls

~Overstimulate Mingi or be overstimulated by Wooyoung?

overstimulate mingi. i want to hold him while i do it and tell him how good he's doing.

~Woosan threesome or Seongjoong threesome?

BOTH but seongjoong. we're all parent friends and could use a break from the kids ;)

[theside-b]

1 ¾ cups of cuteness + 2 tablespoons of good humor

SUGAR DOG LIFE • シュガードッグライフ (2024)

[neonakto]

they lurk in the thunder

[lespresso]

moody monday (featuring low exposure shots and chipped nail polish)

[criminal-cynical]

Hello folks! Long time no see. (tl;dr at end)

So yes, turns out I am still alive (shocking, I know) and am once again interested in tumblr.

Most of what is in my introduction post still stands. A lot has changed in my personal life since then, but here I am anyways.

To get some very important disclaimers out of the way:

What I write and the concepts I come up with are entirely fictional and fantasy. In reality, Korean dating culture is very different from the Western dynamics I tend to write about. Also, with all due respect, I can only think of about a couple dozen total male idols that I am confident know where the clit is, and most of them are foreigners. Understanding of consent and sexual health is sorely lacking in people all around the world, but is particularly absent in South Korean men. Sex education is subpar at best and deep-rooted misogyny still thrives.

I have also found that we, as international fans, have a tendency to sexualize skinship between members that, for them, is widely accepted as entirely platonic. I might draw on ideas from these moments, but I understand that it is usually fan service or societal differences driving these interactions, rather than chemistry.

I do not say these things to demonize South Korea- rather, they are from my own research and personal experiences with the Korean men that tried to date and/or have sex with me. I highly recommend doing your own investigation into what both foreigners and native Korean women say. Additionally, I do not want to deny the very real possibility that several idols are not only queer, but have romantic or sexual feelings for their members; I merely wish to acknowledge that the same actions carry different connotations based on culture, and that companies benefit from shipping.

Okay, with that out of the way:

I am seriously considering getting back into writing! I've had some ideas, but I abandon most WIP early on, so we will see.

Most fic reblogs are going to be relocated to side blogs based on group and genre. It will be a while as I want to properly tag each and I have a wealth of them hoarded for classification.

What I can say is that, in honor of the "Ateez Would You rather - NSFW" post turning 1.5 years old, I am going to redo it and see how my answers have changed!

tldr; i'm back(ish) bitches, i still don't understand tumblr, i know i am delulu, and i plan to recreate my most popular post

Xoxo, Sugar

[theside-b]

SUGAR DOG LIFE (2024) — a.k.a. Gay Panic - The Show!

[got-eggs]

i am slow cooking the most delicious of concoctions in the kitchen rn

(my tags are so long lol whole half ass recipe down there)

[neonakto]

the other side

[paranormeow7]

I’ve been thinking about the vampire subtypes in my oc world a bunch but I realized I haven’t talked abt them much… so here goes lol- info on some of the ones I’ve come up with !!

rose is a flora vampire, slang term “woods witch”, the first subtype I thought up while fine tuning her. Vampires originated after the murder of the worlds Guardian (more on them in a future post), as most of the strange and surreal oddities of my oc world did. sometimes a person would go missing into the monolithic, ever growing, offputting forest and never come back. More and more people ended up this way, becoming the very first race of vampires, who were more based on the traditional idea of the creature, with some differences. Longer lifespans, yet mortal. Sensitive to sun, but unable to be instantly killed by it.

Once vampires as a species began to evolve and spread, they began to adapt to their new environments, spawning different subtypes. The flora vampires evolved from those who remained in the forest, appearing much more elvish and slightly animalistic. I based their appearances mostly off of rabbits!!

Very rudimentary sketch, but here’s what a typical one might look like!! They tend to be 5-10 feet tall and may or may not be born with mutations such as tails, long necks, stretched limbs, saber teeth etc. they are covered in a fine, peach fuzz like fur and range from mostly humanoid to very creature :] they love making art and sharing it!! Flora textiles are highly treasured and of some of the most breathtaking quality in the world.

The flower inside the body is the core of their power, allowing them to do things such as commune with spirits/animals, grow plants out of their flesh, and even control the wildlife around them if powerful enough (these powers vary and they can do more than these examples). This flower feeds off of blood. The more blood drank, the more powerful you get, but if you don’t have enough in your system, the flower will spread its roots throughout your body and feed off of your own blood supply, like a parasite.

This subtype mostly keeps to their own community in the center of the forest, however some leaders may commune with outsiders. If you wish to join, they’ll bite you, turning you into one of them and allowing you to live in their community. They are very close to one another, hold communication skills in high regard and are in tune with nature/the spirit world, making them a good ally to have when dealing with the paranormal beings that infest the world.

The sun affects these vampires the least, however they are still sensitive to it and are prone to sun sickness, symptoms including fatigue, lethargy, forgetfulness and skin lesions in mild cases, and depression, amnesia, wasting and necrosis in severe cases.

The next subtype i wanna write about are the terra vampires, slang term “tunnellers”. Probably one of the subtypes least equipped for life outside of their habitat. They may walk on all fours or two legs as they please, and they mostly live underground, although they are most known for the massive community residing in the central metropolis.

This city is ideal for these vampires as almost no sunlight is let in, as the city is a massive, closed off entanglement of metal sprouting out of the ground that almost seems to simulate mole tunnelling systems. The further in you go, the less sun you’ll receive until there’s simply none at all. It’s pretty hard to explain what the city is like, but I’ve been planning on making some concept art that should show it better.

Another shitass sketch lol. These vampires are blind, and the rest of their senses are highly elevated. They mostly get around through touch and sound, and are built for navigating claustrophobic, maze like environments. They come in human and inhuman skin tones, however pale/ashy and slightly translucent. Their hair is thick and fur like, and the tallest they get is 6ft standing up, even that is rare. They have an excellent music scene, fun fact!! They also love food and run amazing restaurants, though most of the food is blood based as it’s intended for vampire consumption.

These vampires are a bit of a hivemind and can communicate with one another through a psychic connection. They mostly travel in colonies, although sometimes you’ll catch one alone. Vampires can be excommunicated from the hive if they do something horrible enough. Betraying a fellow terran is one of the highest offenses, and being separated from the hivemind is a deeply traumatizing and mind breaking punishment. “Feral” terrans are usually those who have been exiled like this, and they have no sense of self. Their behavior stems from extreme, murderous, blind aggression to simply wandering aimlessly until they starve.

These vampires have little to no blood in their bodies to begin with, and drink it in order to supplement this lack of supply so they can keep moving and stay stable. Lack of blood causes a general inability to function properly along with a severe dampening of the senses. If left too long without blood, the flesh begins to rot and the bones start to crumble.

These vampires powers are mostly attached to their elevated senses. Some can hear conversations from a mile away and will be able to tell you who’s talking, or tell you the details of a tv show from an apartment 3 train stops away, others can tell exactly what any object or surface are by touch, etc. however, some of the more powerful may be able to manipulate soundwaves or give off intoxicating scent pheromones in order to subdue prey. Pheromone emitting individuals sometimes may be used as living drugs in certain backroom clubs (city slang for hidden, taboo or unethical operations).

If exposed to sunlight, terrans will quickly develop a severe, deadly sun sickness in which senses are overloaded to an unbearable degree, flesh begins to wither and flake off, internal bleeding begins, quickly draining a boiling blood supply, and bones begin to melt as a result of the extreme body temperature of the afflicted, enough to give someone 3rd degree burns if touched. Even if the sun wasn’t a problem, this subtype isn’t built for open areas and one wouldn’t last very long if made to live in one.

These vampires have rich cultures and communities that I’ll probably post about later, and there are more subtypes than this in my oc world, but this post is too long already !! Hope y’all thought this was even a little interesting. Peace!! (feel free to make ocs of these if u want lol)

[phosphophillight]

just a new lil guy :3

[affidecrystal]

Episode 18 of A Blood So Sweet is LIVE.

Nikolai has to come clean. Should be fun!

And if you haven’t given it a go yet…the first 3 episodes are FREE and 200 FREE tokens for new readers! That’s a whole lotta FREE CONTENT! Come see why this story is still crowned as a Top Fav!!

[criminal-cynical]

Welcome to Criminal-Cynical

Hi! I am Sugar (they/them). I am 19. I'm not super active at the moment, but I plan to return eventually! Just needed a break from tumblr :).

This blog is NSFW, specifically Kpop RPF. Minors, do not interact. I do not consent to you being involved with my page.

I am new to Tumblr. Please be patient, but feel free to correct me.

If I follow someone/reblog something problematic, please let me know! Ethics with kink can be complicated, but I want to make this blog a safe space, even if it is NSFW.

My blog is currently unorganized, but I am going to clean it up someday.

I type both with capital letters and lapslock. It just depends on my mood.

You may see some hard kinks on here, but I am generally not too intense. There might be the occasional minor CNC or dubcon. There are likely to be more triggering topics involved in angst.

I will probably write, but for now, this will primarily be reblogging stories I like. That being said, feel free to send hard asks! Maybe it'll motivate me.

The blog is named after Taeyong's line in "No Manners"

"Criminal, so cynical // And you need to learn some manners"

See you on the flipside!

XOXO, Sugar

[theside-b]

Tanaka Koki and Tawada Hideya in

SUGAR DOG LIFE (2024) episode 6

[galahadwilder]

Most of the SU fandom came out of the show thinking Rose was a villain. Not @mnino, who believes Rose was selfish but didn’t know she was putting in danger in her attempts to get away from a toxic family and eventually got better.

No, after SUF, @mnino has decided that the bad parent was Greg.