#suf memes

[imgoingtotraumatizesteeb]

Oh I love them so dearly I wish them all happiness I want to see them struck by lightning

[werewolfie]

Obsessed with this specimen

[neemso]

Pac in The Veil by @ell-arts (at least that's the impression i'm getting from him)

i only remembered that one Steven Universe Future shot and this is what got me to draw it, i could NOT help myself lmao

Thanks Ellarts for making this fan fic haha

[moonllhi]

[courtshipfan]

I made It super bad but IM NOT PAYING FOR PICSART PREMIUM 💔💔

[weirdcat1213]

i have discovered great things and met really cool people in the last couple of years but i genuinely mean it when i say su/suf ended and the world went downhill

[pokedash55]

Behold! Every Steven Universe song played at the same time.

(TW: volume and noise sensitivity )

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Nobody asked, but I am BORED and thinking about my fic and found a blank meme generator, and I think I’m hilarious

[imgoingtotraumatizesteeb]

Me? Posting Steven Universe art? In 2023???

[novantinuum]

wip ask meme: "taste of ordinary" chapter 3, "white noise," and also you know i've gotta ask about the ford in hyrule fic LMAO 💜

Thank you friends! Piling all these asks in here since many of you are curious about White Noise, ahah. Which is lucky, because that's one I am actively working to finish right now and finally got a proper title!

Aight lemme dust off my wips...

_

Taste of Ordinary Chapter 3:

Okay, so this one is like. Gosh. Portions of it are SUPER old, and that's why it's been taking me forever to finish it, but this story is overtly the first bit of SU fic I ever started to write, predating even Crack the Paragon. But the gist here for the final chapter is that- while Steven goes to spend the weekend with Connie in the hope of enjoying some Gem incident free time away from home- he's sorta hit with the realization that he'll never really be able to completely separate himself from this reality of his life. From the reality of all the consequences that his mother's war left for him.

I have a fun Steven and Connie solo (no CGs to help!) fight sequence planned for this chapter, because... well...

“Aww come on,” he whines, “another corrupted Gem now? Haven’t we bubbled like, a thousand billion of you already?” She shoots to her feet, already taking the offensive. “Um? Shouldn’t we—?” His lips press into a flat line. Deep inside, the months and months of repressed annoyance and stress and frustration coursing through his veins boil over. He extends his free arm and summons a large bubble to envelop the pair of them. Thoroughly satisfied, he situates himself on the log again and stubbornly crosses his legs. “Y’know, after all the days you corrupted Gems have interrupted my quality time, I’ve decided you can hold your horses!” he says with resolve, pausing to lick at his treat. “I’m finishing my ice cream first.” At his side, Connie pales. “What? Steven?!” The corruption howls, slamming her claws against the pink translucent barrier. “Oh, double-fudge rocky road,” he whispers, gently caressing the side of his waffle cone as he purposely tries to ignore the unholy racket outside his bubble. “You’re my only light in a world full of darkness…”

White Noise:

So, I don't want to give away TOO much of the actual body of this one, because it's not going to be a particularly long fic, but this is a sort of coda to the SUF episode In Dreams. I've had much of the dialogue sketched out since the night that episode aired, but just haven't gotten around to fleshing it out until now.

I think it also acts as a bit of a companion to my fic titled Second Skin, the one that explores Steven's growing understanding of his "pink mode" across the epilogue. There was once a time where I considered outright putting it in that fic, but I ended up scraping that idea because I wanted to maintain the (mostly) steady downward spiral of Steven's own mental state in that one, and this particular story ends on a rather sweet note. It just felt like it wouldn't fit, and deserved to be expanded into its own thing.

I will share a few snippits of dialogue. Some of it is already fleshed out, some of it is still just notes.

"So, have you always glowed pink in your sleep like that?"

“I don’t need to be fixed!” he insists, almost feeling sick to his stomach as that damned glowing pallor rises under his cheeks again anyways, a rote betrayal of all his futile claims. “Didn’t we just decide that’s the whole point of us hanging out now? That we don’t have to fix anything anymore?”

(Surprise hug.) “Steven? It’s okay if you’re not okay.” (She says it in such an understanding manner.) “Sometimes… I’m not okay either."

Ford In Hyrule:

I'd still like to do something with this at some point, because I feel like Ford getting hurled into Hyrule would be PRIME material.

But basically, this is an excuse to have a completely external to all the chaos character commentate on the wild Bullshit Hyrule is dealing with and be a nerd. I think Ford would totally geek out over guardians and ancient tech and do THE most dangerous shit to get his hands on ancient cores for his weapon design. With this crossover in mind, I have the silly thought that a giant ancient core actually ends up as the power source for his quantum destabilizer.

Here, have a bit of one of his journal entries:

Journal entry #8539 Day 2 At first glance, this world is a vessel of stark contrasts. A barren land, strewn with ruins of a civilization long past… and yet irrevocably alive. The wide bounty of wildlife, so similar to the creatures of my own dimension in form, are no doubt the true rulers of this place. Thick young-growth forests blanket these rolling hills all the way to the horizon, practically bursting at the seams with deer, wild boar, foxes, squirrels, and wolves. A diverse variety of avian species populate the vast skies. If I’m honest, such unfettered freedom amidst the local fauna is not a sight I often see in a lot of the more technologically advanced dimensions I frequent, and that saddens me. There’s just something so ephemeral and intimate about observing the daily routines of critters in their natural habitats. (And it’s a large reason why I began my cryptozoologic research in the first place.) Of course, as I mentioned briefly in my last entry, the crumbling remains of former houses, barracks, and marketplaces (among countless other facilities I cannot even begin to guess the purpose of) exist as gaping scars amidst this otherwise pristine wilderness. While the broad grasslands I currently traverse certainly seem peaceful on the surface, all the lingering rubble and rust paints a dire picture of this realm’s history. Dented, tarnished swords lay long-abandoned in the dirt. Scattered humanoid remains pepper the edges of settlements like garish confetti. Certain structures are now housed by small troops of tribal, flat-nosed creatures the likes of which I have never seen, a species which must be unique to this dimension. Since these were the first tool-wielding creatures I had encountered in this world, I briefly considered making contact to learn more about their customs and capacity for communication, but after observing their nature from afar for quite some time, I determined it unwise to approach. While seeming endlessly loyal to each other, this species quickly proved to be intensely territorial upon the approach of those who were not a part of their tribe. I watched them all take arms against a lizard-like creature who made the mistake of hunting too close. Suffice it to say, that lizard was not long for the world. I shan’t be making the same mistake.

[dimonds456]

Okay so I had this dream where humanity managed to colonize Venus in very near future somehow but now it's in some kind of crisis?? And on the Tumblrs you reblogged this meme post about how Steven Universe is going to save it which linked to a picrew-esque website which you can customize an image of Steven which kinda looked like this except he was in a darkly lit gem spacecraft room

And you reblogged the post with him put into the SUF black shirt outfit meanwhile I tried it to put him in a side shave haircut for some reason.

And that was the dream.

GFHDJSGFHJKADSL ??????

I mean Steven could probably hands-down saved Venus if he really wanted to, so this may be a premonition. /j

also side-shave Steven sounds like something that would look horrifying if I drew it but really cool if literally any other SU artist did HFKLJSAD

[stevenuniverse-described]

[Image Description: a screencap from Steven Universe Future, episode "Volleyball" of Mega Pearl from the shoulders-up. She bows her head and presses a hand to her chest whole cast in hot-pink light. There is text that reads "Within me are 2 Pearls. One is gay. The other is gay. I am gay." End Description.]

[fortunetellersdilettante]

ish lech child babit bemishigan waza taim kemo g'k kashani mansk otho ez amereti lu shef time lo memes ivati at hahber shlo ikhsiu hawa inano, wahou shuv card le clebe ish bahor shachi pamedine hagan wahou amar le senzleech id shensim at halimodim. ez amereti lu shamosica tahia scheve at hole ebl hawa whati shoot bemetbah am slahat arohat erev ani mamin, ani mamin, ani mamin, ani mamin schnadno weit ebl knaa, knaa, knaa, knaa lahpik mamney at hamitab therae, ani lo matakhun letskhel, ebl ani themid leavs at otan drower, ken themid leavs at otan drower 'cos ani ra bahaba (oh-oh-ho) ebl est lo jechol lashim shoot senisithi' est yodeia sheweith miskar vaumar' est heyte hahed (oh-ho-ho) ze suf suf jechol lathken shoot tsethechel al histories slay ani groe blahbetich ish le bihura am einim californiut huhashbeti shehya bamat yechola weit zo sewame ebl meolam lo hazdman le lauch ota lashli cos hia hathava backeum levanyim katnim wadkim bihura londonic am

मिशिगन में एक लड़का घर वापस आ गया और यह जैक की तरह स्वाद लेता है जब मैं उसे चूम रहा हूं तो मैंने उससे कहा कि मैं वास्तव में उसके दोस्तों को कभी पसंद नहीं करता अब वह चला गया है, और वह मुझे फिर से एक कुतिया कह रहा है एक लड़का है जो बगीचे की स्थिति में रहता है और उसने मुझसे कहा कि हम इसे तब तक बनाएंगे जब तक हम स्नातक नहीं हो जाते। इसलिए मैंने उससे कहा कि संगीत इंतजार के लायक होगा लेकिन वह मुझे रसोई में खाने की थाली में चाहता है मुझे विश्वास है, मुझे विश्वास है, मुझे विश्वास है, मुझे विश्वास है कि हम होने के लिए हैं लेकिन ईर्ष्या, ईर्ष्या, ईर्ष्या, ईर्ष्या मेरा सर्वश्रेष्ठ प्राप्त करें देखो, मैं निराश करने के लिए मतलब नहीं है, लेकिन मैं हमेशा एक ही गलती करें, हाँ हमेशा एक ही गलती करें 'क्योंकि मैं प्यार में बुरा हूँ (ऊह-ऊह) लेकिन आप मुझे कोशिश करने के लिए दोष नहीं दे सकते ' तुम्हें पता है कि मैं झूठ बोल रहा हूँ ' आप एक थे (ऊह-ऊह) यह अंततः मुझे ठीक कर सकता है मेरे इतिहास को देख रहे हैं मैं वादा करने में बुरा हूँ कैलिफोर्निया आंखों के साथ एक लड़की मिली और मैंने सोचा कि वह वास्तव में इस बार एक हो सकता है लेकिन मुझे कभी उसे अपना बनाने का मौका नहीं मिला क्योंकि उसे छोटी पतली सफेद रेखाओं से प्यार हो गया था लंदन की लड़की के साथ

יש לך ילד בבית במישיגן וזה טעים כמו ג'ק כשאני מנשק אותו אז אמרתי לו שאף פעם לא ממש אהבתי את החברים שלו עכשיו הוא איננו, והוא שוב קורא לי כלבה יש בחור שחי במדינת הגן והוא אמר לי שנצליח עד שנסיים את הלימודים. אז אמרתי לו שהמוזיקה תהיה שווה את ההמתנה אבל הוא רוצה אותי ��מטבח עם צלחת ארוחת ערב אני מאמין, אני מאמין, אני מאמין, אני מאמין שנועדנו להיות אבל קנאה, קנאה, קנאה, קנאה להפיק ממני את המיטב תראה, אני לא מתכוון לתסכל, אבל אני תמיד לעשות את אותן טעויות, כן תמיד לעשות את אותן טעויות 'כי אני רע באהבה (או-או-הו) אבל אתה לא יכול להאשים אותי שניסיתי' אתה יודע שהייתי משקר ואומר' אתה היית האחד (או-הו-הו) זה סוף סוף יכול לתקן אותי תסתכל על ההיסטוריה שלי אני גרוע בלהבטיח יש לי בחורה עם עיניים קליפורניות וחשבתי שהיא באמת יכולה להיות זו שהפעם אבל מעולם לא הזדמן לי להפוך אותה לשלי כי היא התאהבה בקווים לבנים קטנים ודקים בחורה לונדונית עם

Ka dawo da yaro a gida a Michigan Kuma yana kama da Jack sa'ad da nake sumba masa Sai na gaya masa cewa ban taɓa son abokansa ba Yanzu ya tafi, kuma ya sake kira ni ƙara Wani mutum ne da ke zama a cikin lambun Kuma ya gaya mini cewa za mu yi hakan har sai mun sauke karatu. Sai na gaya masa cewa waƙar za ta yi amfani da shi Amma yana son in shiga akin da sashe na cin abinci Na gaskata, na gaskata, na gaskata, na gaskata Mun yi nufin mu zama. Amma kishi, kishi, kishi, kishi Ka samu mafi kyau daga gare ni Ka duba, ba na nufin in yi sanyin gwiwa, amma ni Koyaushe ka yi irin wannan kuskure, e Kullum ku yi kuskure iri ɗaya Na yi baƙin ciki da ƙauna (ma'ana-ma'ana) "Kuma bã zã ka yi mini laifi ba." "Kuma lalle ne nĩ, haƙĩƙa, mai magana ne." Kai ne wanda yake a cikinta. Hakan zai iya gyara ni Ka duba tarihina Na yi baƙin ciki da alkawarin Ka samu wata yarinya da idanunta a California Kuma na yi tunanin cewa za ta iya zama wadda a wannan lokaci Amma ban taɓa samun zarafin sa ta zama na ba Domin ta soma son ƙananan fari Yarinya a London da

Te resevwa yon ti gason tounen lakay yo nan Michigan Epi li gou tankou Jack lè mwen bo' li Se sa k fè m te di l mwen pa t janm renmen zanmi l yo toutbonvre. Koulye a, li ale, epi li rele m ' yon ti jan ankò Genyen yon nèg ki ap viv nan eta jaden an Epi li te di m 'ke nou ta fè li 'til nou gradye. Se sa k fè m te di l mizik la t ap vo tann Men, li vle m 'nan kwizin nan ak yon plak dine Mwen kwè, mwen kwè, mwen kwè Sa nou vle di pou nou Men jalouzi, jalouzi, jalouzi, jalouzi. Jwenn pi bon nan mwen Gade, mwen pa vle di fristre, men mwen Toujou fè menm erè yo, wi Toujou fè menm erè yo 'kòz Mwen move nan renmen (ooh-ooh) Men, ou pa ka blame m 'pou eseye' Ou konnen mwen ta dwe lyin'di' Ou te youn nan (ooh- ooh) Sa ta ka finalman ranje m ' Gade istwa mwen m pa byen pwomèt Te resevwa yon ti fi ak je Kalifòni Apre sa, mwen te panse li ta ka reyèlman yon sèl fwa sa a Men, mwen pa janm gen chans pou fè li Paske li tonbe nan renmen ak ti liy blan mens blan Ti fi London ak

[new-kit-on-the-block]

[iamthecutestofborg]

Steven Universe + @screenshotsofdespair

[stevenuniverse-described]

[Image Description: a meme of Steven Universe(at 14 years old) is edited onto a sketch of a doorway with a stick figure raising their arms and excitedly saying "OMG he's just like me fr fr(for real for real)!!!"

Below, Steven Universe(at 16 years old) is edited onto a sketch of a doorway with a stick figure surrounded by black scribbles on their knees saying "omg he's just like me fr fr(for real for real)".

End Description.]