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ineffabildaddy · 1 year ago

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@celestialcrowley tagged me in an in-depth bio thing (thank u!!!) so here's some stuff about me:

real name: samuel's my full first name so let's say that?

nickname & nickname origins: sam!!! the only people who call me samuel are a couple of my friends when they sort of pretend to scold me, ha. or if they're singing little freak by harry styles but the line is "little freak, samuel" instead of "little freak, jezebel" (i have a tattoo of the words 'little freak' because of how much i love that song. i also am one i guess)

a couple people i know who are lotr fans call me samwise but i haven't read or watched lotr yet so i'm reluctant to accept this as a nickname hehe

sammi is what my sister and my very closest friends call me. if someone i'm not close to calls me that, my sister vetoes lol

ao3: sinchester

social media/s: i have all of the big ones but they're all personal accounts so</3

state country: i'm from the uk. always lived in london, it's the one true love of my life (and it's a character in good omens in its own right, fight me). i will answer ur state question in another way by saying that i usually visit the us once a year (usually for gigs and to see friends) and my last trip was to ny

pets: none</333 my grandparents have two lovely german sheps and a black cat which are my most precious loves though

hobbies: i like reading (fantasy, romance, twentieth-century poetry and nineteenth-century fiction mostly), writing (prose, screenplay and very bad poetry), live music/following tours, vinyl records, tea, whiskey, sitcoms, romcoms, and american traditional tattoos, among other things

personality: i have the most warped and harsh sense of self so i asked my best friend amy to describe my personality. this is what she said:

brb gonna go cry now

favourite holiday: christmas because i love christmas music of the easy listening jazz persuasion, and also because i love a lot of christmas films

favourite food: mac and cheese, bao buns, strawberries

favourite dessert: potentially cheesecake?

favourite colour: baby blue<3

favourite quote/s: "i am an unspeakable of the oscar wilde sort" / "not a southern pansy, the southern pansy", and in the same vein... "i'm not a big fat panda, i'm the big fat panda" / "there are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning, they are leaning out for love and they will lean that way forever"

favourite book/s: call me by your name (sue me), good omens, the fables series, pride and prejudice (cliched i know sorry, i have read all of austen's work but it's her most popular for a reason), the scott pilgrim series, the spud series, the princess bride

favourite tv shows: good omens, avatar: the last airbender, peep show, supernatural (reluctantly), bob's burgers, arrested development, ghosts, yonderland. it's only just come out of course but honorary mention goes to scott pilgrim takes off

favourite film/s: shrek is my favourite of all time. it's just got everything. trust me, i went to film school (i actually did tho). then we've also got the nightmare before christmas, ferris bueller's day off, scott pilgrim, submarine, clueless, deadpool, the princess bride

favourite character/s: sam winchester, aziraphale, crowley, katara, sokka, jack and sally, kitty (ghosts), lucille bluth, envy adams, wallace wells

favourite actor/s: i've always found this a really difficult one to answer but i'll just say mae whitman because she's been in 3 of my favourite things ever and slayed all of them (avatar: the last airbender, arrested development and scott pilgrim)

favourite song/s: my favourite songs of all time are probably...

a certain romance - arctic monkeys

happiness/the gondola man - elliott smith

i used to be someone - kevin devine

i need some sleep - eels (shrek 2 teehee)

the way i loved you - taylor swift

let's call the whole thing off - louis armstrong and ella fitzgerald

that old feeling - frank sinatra (prefer his earliest version of this song to any other versions but i like ella's rendition too)

favourite music genre/s: i listen to pockets of all different guitar music, some pop and some jazz

favourite podcast/s: braving the elements, which is the official podcast for avatar: the last airbender and the avatarverse in general (hosted by the actor of zuko and the actor of korra!!!)

have you ever met a celebrity: oh god, erm... i've met so many musicians and actors (mostly actors that are less well-known) but i'll just mention the most famous ones. on purpose (some of whom i now regret lol): dua lipa, halsey, frank iero, brendon urie, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, jinkx monsoon (and loads of other drag race queens, but she's my favourite). by accident as they've come into my work: matt berry (i died), rob delaney, a couple of actors from sex education, sharon rooney (i actually bumped into her on the way to work oops). people i see around my local area or my area of work but haven't met: graham coxon from blur, peter capaldi, olly alexander. i know i've forgotten people but they'll come back to me hah - living in north london and working in central london means you do tend to see famous people sometimes

have you ever been to a concert: not sure exactly how many but my estimate is 200+. one band i've seen 37 times alone... but yeah, i follow two tours a year on average and then i'll go to gigs as a one-off for artists i don't commit as hard to lmao

do you collect anything: vinyl and soft toys! i also like to have lots of different interesting teas in my cupboard

do you have any idols: not sure i could call anyone i like an idol of mine but i naturally want to be neil gaiman when i grow up. i also would absolutely love to be as good at words as leonard cohen was. i guess taylor swift because i love her more than almost any other musician and have done since i was 8 years old but... she's a person at the end of the day (and a billionaire which is questionable)

is there a real life friend you can be completely yourself with: i feel i can be entirely myself around @icanbeurangle, among a few other people from different parts of my life. the person who wrote my little personality bio above, along with our mutual friend, and then a couple of friends i've known since school. i've also got friends who started off as internet friends but are now irl friends (the uk is a small place) who come under this category uwu

where would you love to travel to: off the top of my head, new zealand and mexico. i'd also like to see more of wales (i only went once or twice as a small child)

random fact about yourself: i'm an identical twin? it doesn't feel random at all but yeah haha

if you made it this far without falling asleep, well done!!! thank u so much for reading, i hope u didn't bore u to tears<3 i've missed out a couple questions where i addressed them already in a previous answer

no pressure tags (but i want to read up on u all!!!): @raining-stars-somewhere-else @sad-chaos-goblin @crowleyslvt @indigovigilance @icanbeurangle @bowtiepastabitch @genderqueer-hippie

#personal #not good omens #ineffabildaddy

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my-fandom-polls · 2 years ago

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Thanks again to @bfqt for her Yonderland Blog

#as always #i ran out of room #so here are the honorable mentions #commander spink #ninny tom #mr payne #left Ron #and camp actor #ben willbond #six idiots #yonderland #them there

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commonguttersnipe · 8 months ago

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Ok so like, I've just noticed this one thing and it's been bugging me since I've thought about it.

So, like, is it just me, or does this one animated frame from "A Liar's Autobiography" (2012) that shows Graham's mum (plus baby Gray, but I'm mostly talking about his mum) that makes me think that she really looks an awful lot like of Jim Howick's character Cake Lady Lynn from "Yonderland" (and vice versa)? Like, it can't only be me that sees the parallels right? R-right?

Evidence:

(1st pic shows Baby Graham Chapman and Gray's mum from the Graham Chapman animated biopic "A Liar's Autobiography" (2012))

(2nd pic shows Jim Howick as Cake Lady Lynn from fantasy comedy TV show "Yonderland" (2013-2016))

“Oh shut up, Sue!”

#monty python #yonderland #graham chapman #jim howick

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iris-in-the-rain · 2 years ago

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Everyone go and read this right now! I love my Yonderland ladies and here's to more fabulous friends having girls nights! 😊

Plus Vextan! 🥰

Fluff Friday - 5 - Yonderland

Title: Friends [AO3]

Characters: Ho-Tan/Vex, Debbie, Edith, Lynn, Sue, Mary, Jenny, Palla the Parvuli

Prompt: Ho-Tan and Debbie having a Girls' Night In - Prompt by the lovely @iris-in-the-rain

A/N: This is a very loose sequel to my story Amends in which Ho-Tan and Debbie spend a day together and Debbie apologises for reversing Ho-Tan's Pipple Fruit wish. You will be able to understand this fic without reading it first but it gets briefly referenced in the beginning.

Prompts are open, so if you want me to write a story for you as well just send me an ask with the fandom, characters and your prompt. I’m writing for Ghosts, Yonderland, Horrible Histories and Bill at the moment.

Six Idiots Whump Wednesday / Fluff Friday masterlist is here.

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Friends

When Debbie proposed a Girls’ Night In, Ho-Tan hadn’t been quite sure what that meant. She’d had a Girls’ Day with Debbie once and while that had turned out to be an absolutely marvellous experience, she had no idea what a Night In entailed, especially considering it wouldn’t be just her and Debbie this time since Debbie had invited some of the friends she’d made on her adventures as well. Palla the Parvuli would be joining them this evening, as well as Mary and Jenny – a lovely couple who owned a trinket shop Ho-Tan liked to spend more money in than she really should – and Edith, Lynn and Sue who had promised to bake something for the occasion.

Ho-Tan had to admit she was a little nervous. She barely knew these women, and she had no idea what one was supposed to wear for a Girls’ Night In. Would her usual robes suffice? Or was she supposed to wear a pretty dress? Not that she actually owned one. Oh gods, what if there was a dress code, quite literally? The shops were closed by now and she’d never be able to sew a dress on such short notice and–

Someone gently took her hands and gave them a squeeze.

“I can hear you thinking, my dear,” Vex said softly and Ho-Tan felt her racing heart calm down a little. “What’s the matter?”

“I don’t know what to wear,” Ho-Tan whispered and let her head hang.

With a smile, Vex gave her hands another squeeze and let go of them to take a look at her wardrobe. After a moment, he pulled out a hanger. “How about this? It’s nice and cosy and the colour always makes your eyes shine.”

He was holding up the softest pair of beige breeches Ho-Tan owned and the dark blue shirt she secretly loved but rarely wore. “Are you sure? It’s not very … girly.”

Something changed in Vex’s face then. It was subtle and yet Ho-Tan felt a tug at her heart when he hung up the hanger on the door and reached for her hands again. “Women wear trousers all the time.”

He had a point there, Ho-Tan had to admit. Debbie and Mary certainly seemed to prefer trousers to skirts and dresses. Still … “There might be a dress code, though.”

“If I remember correctly Deb-beh said you could wear whatever you felt most comfortable in.” Vex inclined his head. “Would a dress make you feel more comfortable?”

Ho-Tan shrugged helplessly. “I don’t know. I’ve never worn one.”

“Would you like to?” Vex asked softly.

Ho-Tan swallowed and looked down at her shoes. “Maybe? Just once, to try it.”

“Then we’ll get you a dress,” Vex promised without hesitation. “Tomorrow, if you’d like.”

Ho-Tan felt herself melt a little at the love shining from his eyes. She leaned up to press a short, sweet kiss to the corner of his mouth before she reached for the breeches and shirt he had picked out for her, feeling lighter than she had all day.

“Thank you,” she said. And then, a little more quietly, “I mean it, Vex. Thank you.”

Vex smiled and shooed her off to the bathroom.

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Half an hour later, Ho-Tan nervously fiddled with the hem of her shirtsleeve as she waited for the others to arrive. It was almost time. Only a few more minutes and the clock would strike–

A knock on the door made her heart jumped. Standing up from her sofa, Ho-Tan took a deep breath and smoothed down her shirt before she went to open the door. To her surprise, no one was there. She frowned and was about to chalk it up to nerves when a high-pitched voice said, “Down here.”

“Oh!” Ho-Tan said and looked down at the Parvuli. “I’m sorry! I didn’t see you there. Come on in!”

She opened the door a little wider to let her first guest in.

“Thank you,” Palla said with a smile in her voice just as someone shouted behind them, “Hold the door for us!”

They turned around and saw Jenny and Mary hurrying up the street, hand in hand and with matching smiles on their faces. It didn’t escape Ho-Tan’s notice that they were both wearing trousers, and she felt a little tension drain from her shoulders.

“Hi, Ho-Tan!” Mary said happily and, much to Ho-Tan’s surprise, pulled her into a hug. “You look lovely tonight!”

Ho-Tan ducked her head shyly. “Vex said I should wear it.”

“He has excellent taste,” Jenny said before drawing her into a hug as well. “Are we late?”

“No. It’s just me so far,” Palla piped up from the ground.

“Oh, hi there!” Mary beamed. “Would you like me to pick you up?”

Palla smiled and nodded.

Ho-Tan showed them the way to the common room – decorated with more pillows and blankets than Ho-Tan thought the Elders actually owned and beautifully lit with scented candles that made the room smell like a wildflower field in the height of summer. Then there was another knock that had her hurrying back to the door.

“Oh, what a delicious smell!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. Edith, Lynn and Sue stood before her, wearing pretty pink dresses that made Ho-Tan’s heart ache just a little and holding three trays of cakes and muffins that not only smelled heavenly but also looked the part as well.

“Let’s hope they taste just as good,” Lynn grinned at her. She leaned a little closer and added in a conspiratorial whisper, “Between you and me, Sue’s creation is a lot more experimental than it looks.”

Sue glared at her. “I may be getting older but my hearing’s just as good as ever, Lynn.”

Lynn rolled her eyes but didn’t stop grinning. Ho-Tan didn’t know them well but it was obvious that this teasing banter was a regular occurrence between them, especially when Edith added, “Ladies, please. We are guests here.” She turned to Ho-Tan with a smile. “Good evening, Elder Ho-Tan. Thank you so much for hosting tonight.”

“Thank you for coming,” Ho-Tan smiled and let them in. “Just head straight down the hallway and take the last door to the left. Jenny, Mary and Palla are already there. I’ll just wait for – Debbie!”

In the middle of the street, Debbie was stepping out of the portal with a big smile on her face and wearing the most comfortable-looking sweater Ho-Tan had ever seen.

“Hi, Ho-Tan!” she said before she waved at Nick and Elf. “Thanks, guys. See you later!”

“Not too late,” Nick grumbled. “I need my beauty sleep, you know?”

“I think all hope’s lost there, mate,” Elf said.

Their bickering faded into the distance as Ho-Tan was pulled into her third hug that evening.

“I’ve brought snacks,” Debbie declared once she’d pulled back and held up two bags that were filled with different types of crisps as far as Ho-Tan could determine.

“And we brought cakes,” Lynn said brightly, gently shaking the box in her hand as proof.

“Well, what are we waiting for, then? Let’s get this party started!” Debbie grinned and swung her free arm around Ho-Tan to pull her down the hallway.

Ho-Tan let everyone’s excited laughter wash over her and ease her nervousness. Perhaps this time, she thought, she wouldn’t be the odd one out. The thought made her smile.

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“Hey.” Ho-Tan glanced up to find Edith sitting down next to her. “Is everything all right? You seem a little quiet.”

Ho-Tan smiled at her. “Oh yes, everything’s fine. I’m just not used to … all of this.”

Almost in unison, they both looked over at the others who were currently competing for the first place in a game called Twister Debbie had had hidden at the bottom of one of her snack bags. Ho-Tan wasn’t quite sure about the rules – Palla seemed to be rotating a needle on some sort of board and every now and then announced something like, “Right foot on green!” that left the others scrambling to find one of the green circles on the mat with their right foot. It looked like fun, Ho-Tan supposed, but it was also loud and chaotic and right now, she just needed a moment of peace and quiet to process everything that had happened so far – from eating the most delicious cake she’d ever tasted and snacks she’d never even heard of before to laughing at the silliest things and most embarrassing stories.

She’d never felt so comfortable in a group before, if one didn’t count the Elders. There was just something about the way Mary and Jenny smiled at each other before they explained one of their inside jokes, or the way Edith, Lynn and Sue bickered with a fondness that reminded Ho-Tan of Vex and Choop. And little Palla told the most amazing stories – Ho-Tan really needed to ask her if she would allow her to record them, if only so she could use them as bedtime stories for the Youngers in the future.

This must be what it feels like to have friends, she thought to herself. As a child, her life had been so busy between school, housework and taking care of her younger siblings that she simply didn’t have the time for sleepovers and play dates – all things she knew her schoolmates regularly enjoyed in their free time. It made it hard to maintain friendships, and it hadn’t helped that she’d always been a little … different. Until today she’d never truly realised how much she had missed out on back then, and while she knew it was decades too late for little Alfie now, Scribe Elder Ho-Tan was glad beyond words she got to experience it at all.

“I know how you feel,” Edith said, pulling Ho-Tan out of her thoughts. “Before I met Lynn and Sue, I never felt comfortable in large groups, especially when I didn’t know anyone. It was all a bit overwhelming – the noise, the people, all the expectations that come with social gatherings.”

Encouraged by Edith’s understanding smile, Ho-Tan admitted, “I couldn’t stop worrying about what I should wear. Now it seems rather silly.”

Edith shook her head. “No, it’s not. I kept redoing my hair at least four times before Sue dragged me away from the mirror.”

Ho-Tan felt her heart warm. “Really? I think it looks very pretty.”

“So does yours,” Edith smiled.

A little self-consciously, Ho-Tan twirled a strand of hair around her finger. And then, before she could lose her courage and change her mind, she said, “I really like your dress.”

Surprised, Edith looked down at herself. “Oh, this old thing? I’ve had it for ages. It was a birthday present from Lynn and Sue.”

She smiled to herself fondly and with a far away look in her eyes that told Ho-Tan she was lost in the memories of that special day. Ho-Tan knew what that felt like and reached up to touch the butterfly hairclip behind her ear.

“I could make you a dress like this if you’d like,” Edith offered.

For a moment, Ho-Tan could only gape at her like one of those fish from the river Goingdownhill. She must have looked so shocked that Edith thought she’d offended her somehow for she quickly backtracked and said, “I mean, only if you want me to. I’m sure you could make one yourself just fine.”

“No,” Ho-Tan hurried to say. “No, it’s not – it’s not that. I was just surprised. I … I’ve never worn a dress in my life – any sort of dress, and I really wouldn’t want you to go to all that trouble for nothing.”

Edith’s eyes softened. “How do you know it will be for nothing if you haven’t tried it?”

Ho-Tan shrugged and nervously started to fiddle with her shirtsleeve again.

“How about this,” Edith said, gently taking her hand in hers. “You come over for a visit whenever you like and try on some of my dresses. We should be about the same size, I think. That way you can see if you’re comfortable wearing one and which style you like the most.”

She was smiling so openly at her that Ho-Tan found herself nodding along even before Edith had finished. “I’d love that.”

“Wonderful!” Edith exclaimed just as they heard a loud thump from the other side of the room. They both looked over to see Sue lying flat on the mat with Jenny, Debbie, Lynn and Mary all piled on top of her.

“Mary wins!” Palla declared as loudly as she could over Sue’s unhappy grumbling.

Ho-Tan and Edith looked at each and burst into laughter.

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“You waited up for me,” Ho-Tan said softly after she had bid everyone goodnight and locked the door.

Vex smiled at her and took her hand in his to lead her down the hallway to her bedroom. “Of course. How was your Girls’ Night In, my dear?”

“Simply marvellous,” Ho-Tan beamed. “We ate so many things and played games and talked and, oh Vex, I had so much fun!”

“I can see that,” Vex said. “You’re almost glowing as brightly as the Glow-Worm People from Radiation Springs!”

Ho-Tan huffed out a laugh. “I’m not. That would be weird.”

Vex pretended to ponder that before he made a vague noise that Ho-Tan knew was the equivalent of a shrug and leaned down to peck her cheek. “I’d love you anyway.”

Warmth spread through her whole body. Ho-Tan didn’t think she would ever grow tired of hearing him say those words. “How about you go ahead and get ready for bed? I’ll just quickly tidy things up.”

“Oh no, you won’t,” Vex said and before Ho-Tan had a chance to react, he put one arm around her back, the other behind her knees and literally swept her off her feet.

“What are you doing?” Ho-Tan laughed. “Put me down!”

Vex grinned down at her and shook his head. “No. We can worry about cleaning up tomorrow. Right now, I want to cuddle with you and hear all about your night.”

So Ho-Tan allowed herself to be carried back to her room. She felt young and newly in love again, and the butterflies in her stomach went crazy when they got ready for bed side by side and tried to make each other laugh with toothpaste smiles and foamy faces just like they used to do when they were children.

They were lying side by side in bed, the blankets pulled up to their chins, when she finally told Vex about Edith’s offer to make her a dress.

“That was very kind of her,” Vex said and searched for her hand under the blankets so he could intertwine their fingers.

“It was,” Ho-Tan agreed. “I didn’t ask her but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind you coming with me.”

Vex laughed, a low rumble that reverberated in her ear, and shook his head. “I think you’ll have all the help you need without me there trying to pretend I know anything about dresses. Or fashion in general.” He tightened his hold on her hand, prompting her to look up at him. “That is, unless you want me to come with you. Then I’ll accompany you, of course.”

A few hours ago, Ho-Tan wouldn’t have needed to think about her answer. The mere thought of going into a shop and looking for a dress on her own would have made her feel nauseous – it still did, if she was being honest. But now she wouldn’t have to go to a shop – she’d just be going to Edith, Lynn and Sue’s. She’d be among friends, not strangers, and that made all the difference.

“You know what? I think I’ll be fine on my own,” Ho-Tan said. Then, with a teasing smile, she added, “That way I can surprise you with my dress later on.”

“As long as it makes you happy, I know I will love it,” Vex said softly. “Just like I love you.”

Ho-Tan smiled up at him and leaned a little closer. “I love you too.”

He met her half-way in a kiss.

#yonderland #scribe elder ho tan #debbie maddox #the cake bake ladies #cake bake lady edith #cake bake lady sue #cake bake lady lynn #palla the parvuli #mary and jenny #wise elder vex #my fic

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bfqt · 2 years ago

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Yonderland, series 3 episode 4! Series 3 is clearly the one with less characters so the lists per episode are really short.

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Jim Howick:

Physical Characters: Cake Lady (Lynn)

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Mathew Baynton:

Physical Characters: Boo

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Laurence Rickard:

Physical Characters: Peasant at the Elders gate, Cake Lady (Edith)

ㅤVoices: Mr. Big

Ben Willbond:

Physical Characters: Prison Guard, Cake Lady (Sue)

Final Character Scores:

Jim Howick: 48

Mathew Baynton: 39

Simon Farnaby: 28

Laurence Rickard: 53

Martha Howe-Douglas: 3

Ben Willbond: 55

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Ben stays in first place and Larry remains in the second place won last time.

#yonderland #ben willbond #jim howick #laurence rickard #martha howe douglas #mathew baynton #simon farnaby

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debbeh · 1 year ago

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can u give me a guide to the six idiots :33 like maybe with a picture of them n their names n who they play in the Big Three shows :33 pwetty peesse :33

UM YES!?

ok, you saw me earlier trying to format all the images so it's gonna be mostly my (ehhhh) descriptions of the characters and you gotta guess what they look like 😈

Ben Willbond

Yonderland:

Elder Vex (above): the one who says Deb-beh and has the coziest looking outfit I NEED IT RN PLZ and the Tom Cardy- esque hair and earring

Nick: the stick. Grumpy all the time cuz he's a stick >:(. Is also a portal between dimensions but whatevs

Horrible Histories

Mike Peabody :historical news reporter that wishes he were anywhere but here rn

King Henry, Alexander the Great: SkINy MaNdRiA, excellent hair, sniffed a guy

Ghosts

The captain: AKA James, makes a lotta noises, if you ever hear me going weeeahhhhhuuuueeeaaaaaahhhh, I'm referencing him, the gay one<3

Martha Howe-Douglas!

Yonderland!!

Debbie.

Debbie's evil twin sister (bossy boobs)

I just googled it: Rita, the Negatus simp AKA us, the demon that looks like how female animals are protrayed in Barbie movies

Horrible Histories!!!

Boudica (look up the song, it's rlly good), Cleopatra, every female historical figure

Pirate lady....<33333

Ghosts!

Lady Button (present day): Old disgruntled lady that pouts all the time and falls out of windows

Lady Button (flashback)

Mathew Baynton!!!

Yonderland!!!

Oracle: weird blue blob guy, Nigel, Darling

Nanny la roo: NUM NUMS!!!! - nanny that is also a kangaroo

Admiral Anous: Voldemort mf I hate him bc he hates Negatus>:(

Elder Choop: Croissant hair mf, says, "IDK WHY DON'T WE ASK UR MUM??"

Le Fox: French

THE BIRRDDDDD: AKA Thomas Payne, Batman but cooler

Oh yeah, and Elf: the elf shaped one, full name: Grintallin Gobscrew Crotell Fashanu F’naw Goplatz Holla-Holla, has multiple wives apparently and is in debt to the mob

Horible Histories (look all of them up, they are all hot)

Dick Turpin: play the song >:333, shot not one but two men dead!

D.I. Bones: the whakkus bonkkused

King Charles II: absolute party-er

Ghosts

Thomas Thorne, shot, dead! Absolute poetic simp for Allison, drowned himself in the lake ;( -cannot drown-

Jim Howik!!!

Yonderland

Elder Pressley: looks like Elvis, eats christmas tree ornaments

Crone: A sLaPper *wink wink*, has apparently gotten with everyone, goes eeeerrrrrrrrrrr all the time- sounds like a doorhinge, she is amazing

Neil: lhe most normal of the demons probably

Horrible Histories

A SHOUTY MAN!!! :does all the infomercials, will try to sell you piss

King George VI (above) : "oh yesss, dad's dead, I'm king..."

King Richard III: a sweet little guy<3 -according to the song, get's attacked by whasp

Ghosts

Pat Butcher: Greatest DJ in the AAARRREEEEEUHHHHH, killed by a child, AKA Pete in the American version

Larry Rickard

Yonderland

Detective Mounteback: very dumb detective with very large hat

Elder Ho Tan: trans Icon, doesn't like loud noises, absolute baby<3

Sue: above, the lady with the gun from the episode I showed you

Horrible Histories

Bob Hale: weather report, needs a hellicopter and a nice cup of tea, basically Bill Wurtz

Lol knight with shit on head, Aztec guy, George III friend who slays so hard; "ConGRatu-VerY-LaTiOns your... *MAgEsTy*"

Ghosts

Humphrey: keeps getting left on roofs and shelves, does NOT know French smh

Robin: 5,000 yo ghosts, once saw a cool butterfly, KNOWS FRENCH! Got stuck by lightning and now he can turn on lights

and finally... the moment you've been waiting for...

Simon Farnaby!!!

Yonderland!!!

Negatus<333: Silly guy try to take over Yonderland but is just a lil guy, has an evil lair, uses The Font of Orris (cauldron thing that lets you see everything) as a hot tub, get's bullied by all the other overlords, wears pjs with houses on them.

Elder Flowers!!!: Long hair and lack of shirt, vegetarian hippie of the group, wants his clothes to be veGONE, "all you need is love, brothers... oh, and food"

Horrible Histories

Emperor Caligula: the wakkus bonkkus guy

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Knockoff Bassline Junkie song

Ghosts:

Jullian!!!: Died conducting an affair with his secretary!!!, is eternally sorta drunk, does the hand thing, only ghost that can interact with stuff, makes silly EEERREREEEEE noise when he's trying to move something, his name is Trevor in the American version, sad when there's no porn on da TV ;(, has no pants BTW

Thanks for coming to my TEDTALK!!!

Lemme know if I missed anything!

#yonderland #bbcghosts #negatus #sixidiots #themthere #ghosts

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