#sucks her. sucks her. sucks her. sucks her. sucks her. sucks h

[wisteriasymphony]

every time a tumblr post mlb rewrite mentions the fact that they're taking out marinette's 'obsessive stalker' characteristics an angel gets run over by a steamroller and fucking dies

[meowburgerz]

AURGHRHRHRTAYURGHAUAUUTHEHAHUA MILF BOBY !!!!!!!!!!!! STARTS VIBRATING SO MUCH I EXPLODE!!!! YOU DREW HER SO PRETTY IM GONGA DIE. THANJ YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS 🤤🤤🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🤤🍔🍔🤤🍔

@bobsquatley thinking of her ♡

also milf miz cause I was inspired

[cosmiicblink]

m y wife ,,

[lemongogo]

i dont think im gna finish this but vol.13 elendira means everything 2 me 🤭

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

i love her,,,,,,,,,

[missmungoe]

“You’re such a pretty man,” Makino sighed, touching her fingertips to his cheek, before rubbing his beard with her thumb. “Your wife is very lucky. Oh—hey.” Her whole expression brightened, her smile entirely cheeky. “That’s me.”

Shanks grinned, delighted. “You are absolutely hammered, aren’t you?”

“Hmm, I think I’m about to be.” She frowned. “Wait—was that not a euphemism?”

My masked Zorro, the unbelievably generous and tantalisingly mysterious Cover Anon, sweeps in once more with another gorgeous cover from Shanties, this time for Penelope (aka, the wedding fic, my beloved), by the incredible @sacred_pirate on twitter.

I...don't know how it's possible to capture the way a fic exists in my mind so perfectly it's like the artist reached into my soul, and yet that's what this feels like. This is one of the most beautiful artworks I've ever seen, and I can't believe it's from my fic, and this fic.

[twopoppies]

About T.S there's a lot of larries who are also fan of hers and I don't think that's bad, especially because how H acted the last time he was around her. I really dont think he'd act this way around O*, for example. On the contrary, I'd really doubt of a larrie who is fan of Elk or O.W. I don't think that's the case for T.S

I think Harry is in a very different space--in his relationship with Louis, within himself and in his career--and that makes having a cordial relationship with her much simpler. I don't believe they're friends or that they socialize outside of industry events. But I think he's at peace with H*ylor and everything that came of it.

[tsireyqs]

Do you have any spare Ellie thoughts? 👀

I’VE BEEN WAITING. FOR THIS LIKE girly has been on the brain lately

likeeeee imagine sitting on her lap with it deep inside your cunt, your arms hooked under hers as you tuck your head into her shoulder. she presses wet kisses into your neck, cooing in your ear when you beg for her to let you move.

your hands tangles in her hair while her fingertips trail across your spine, her movements delicate enough to send goosebumps along your skin. ellie’s hands squeeze the fat of your ass and jerks you forward just enough for your clit to roll against her lower abdomen.

her fingers swipe over the slick coating her skin and your inner thighs then holds it up for you to see. she hums as you take her slick-coated fingers into your mouth, your cheeks hallowing as you suck.

“my girl’s so desperate to get off, hm?” she pops her fingers out of your mouth when you whine around them, “beg for it then.”

[confusion-est]

cmon guys let her be a little insane and biolent she's an occultist aaaa

[mylittleredgirl]

m*a*s*h update! rest of season four baby!

("der tag" to "the interview")

actually just "der tag" whoops because this took too long and i gotta get food BUT i'll be back in a few hours with the rest of it!!

"der tag"! i loved it! the swamp boys all hanging out (under coercion)

frank being so willing and happy to join the party as soon as they convince him they "really want" to hang with him is pathetic but also fascinating

(if you're me and have been shaking frank around in a jar in your head all week)

even if you're not though, you gotta admit it's a little crushing when they tell him to fuck off at the end and he doesn't know why. he doesn't know! he thought they were finally buddies!!!

& anyway his quick flip to the drunk and disorderly side made me wonder how things might have gone in an AU where frank/margaret never happened

of course frank still arrives in korea as a terrible doctor and a smug patriotism talking-point machine but as we know, he's also a spineless weasel who's desperate for anyone to talk to him

and what happens in canon is that margaret gets so horny for him that she takes on the 🇺🇸 solemn patriotic duty 🇺🇸 of uncovering the Great American Hero that's definitely hiding in there probably

she thinks he just needs to be encouraged!! by the love of a good american woman (that he then won't be able to live without)!!

and her contribution to this Make Each Other Worse ship is to constantly inflate and defend his misplaced self-righteousness as she tries to sculpt him like a bonsai tree into the general frank burns in her head who deserves her (or at least into a functioning person)

but let's say she hadn't given him the time of day to begin with, because then frank would have no choice but hang out with hawkeye/trapper/b.j. even though they torture him, right -- and they're so bored they would have let him sometimes -- and because he has no moral center he might have been influenced by them instead

and he would still suck! but possibly in a new way??

anyway. thought exercise over. last point for this episode is that it's really good frank passed out when he did because no one would ever find kellye's body if margaret found out frank is hot for her

AS HE SHOULD BE

[beevean]

The more I think about S4 and how much of a rushjob the Styria plotline was, the more amazed I am at the utter failure that the ring is. When you really, really think in detail about how it works, it's so easy to see the gaps in logic in it.

What were the issues of using Hector to create an army for the Styrian council?

He would be able to create an army for himself that he could sic against the sisters. The ring allows them to assume control of the Night Creatures. We only see this as a short flash when Hector forges a creature, but he has to cut his own finger to force his army to stop attacking Isaac, so the ring solved this. One point!

Striga wants to strike the iron while it's hot and take advantage of the chaos in the region, and Lenore is taking too much time in "domesticating" him with good ol' fashioned gaslighting and manipulation. The ring brutally speeds things up: this could have been a nice plot point to show how prideful and eager to prove herself Lenore is, but in S4's quest to woobiefy her, it goes nowhere. Still, it can be seen as an answer to Striga's issue, so two points.

However, in the same scene, Striga also points out the paradox of relying on dead bodies to make an army when they need living humans to feed. This is straight up an issue with Hector himself, not the way he would be made to work. While we see mercenaries in the castle when Isaac assaults it, this problem never comes up again, and Hector is delivered as many bodies as he needs.

He doesn't want to be there. The ring binds him to the castle. However, considering Hector's plan apparently involved creating an escape channel that would connect his forge to Carmilla's quarters at the top, which he apparently planned to use to run away ("I had to assume I might be running from the top of the castle one day"), it seems that his own magic would have been strong enough to break the spell.

He doesn't want to work for people who hurt him. Lenore was actually doing a good job at convincing him to work for them with solid reasons, such as the fact that they shared the same plan and Lenore was willing to improve his life conditions and, by the time the idea of mercenaries comes up, she liked him enough that she was his only chance of being kept alive... then she raped him to put the ring on him, and as the beginning of S4 shows, Hector can stall for time as much as he wants. He still doesn't want to work, as we see later he's actually doing things behind everyone's backs, and nothing forces him to obey any orders. Lenore, his own mistress, has to plead to get him to move on!

That's two out of five, by the way, and one point only lead to bad consequences.

Lenore really did the exact same thing Carmilla was chastized for, breaking Hector's trust before securing his cooperation, and the story... is odd from now on. If you lay down the events, it seems that the ring's failure was an intentional plot beat: of course Hector would refuse to work for the woman who betrayed him. It looks like an honest mistake on Lenore's part, much like Carmilla beating him and then expecting him to do her bidding. But Hector actually doesn't display any anger like he did for Carmilla, and the two are on good terms... even though he planned to run away and bring back Dracula... even though he also waited for Isaac to kill him... even though he spares Lenore's life because she doesn't deserve to be hurt... even though he completely destroyed her life by causing Carmilla's death...? I honestly don't understand if it's a writing failure or not... which makes it inherently a writing failure lol. At least Carmilla got thoroughly called out for her idiocy.

The more I think about it, the more this mess seems to be caused by two ideas badly meshed together: it's possible that in the first draft, Hector was meant to betray Lenore and the others (remember the foreshadowing with the fireplace), which would explain his plotting behind the scenes, his little "thanks again for that", and the way he caused Styria's downfall... but then someone in the team decided to ship Hector and Lenore together, so the ring got completely nullified to remove as many reminders of her past cruelty as possible and he displays zero emotions other than vague fondness for her. With this in mind, it becomes effectively impossible to determine if the ring's ineffectualness was planned to facilitate Hector's revenge or was a result of rushed writing to facilitate Lenector.

A very, very simple solution to this entire mess would have been revealing that Lenore... never wanted Hector to work in the first place. She didn't like Carmilla's plan, but she wanted to save his life because she found him cute and wanted a sex slave pet, and she knew that the others were waiting for a good reason to get rid of him. So it was for her sake, and in her mind Hector's, but not for the council, who was planning to do something she didn't approve of and doesn't respect her anyway. That would have been nice, fit Lenore's established moral code (to be fair, she does look a little miffed at the idea of keeping humans in pens, and while she tells Hector that it's their plan, it's obvious she's only trying to manipulate him and has no feelings on the matter), and very selfish personality. Who cares about the livestock? She wants this new puppy! And she'll save it from mean Carmilla, because despite all the gaslighting and sexual coercion and trickery, she is a good person and likes feeling good! And if she can stick it to Striga who underestimated her, even better!

In short: no, the ring wasn't meant to work, only keep Hector docile!

I like this idea of Lenore having her own agenda and being with the council only out of mutual convenience: they don't like her but use her, and same goes for her. As long as they live nicely without causing issues, she cooperates, but Carmilla's plan is idiotic, so she snatches the pet for herself: from there, it's easier to have an arc where she grows to care for Hector as a person, without the pressure of the council who she doesn't care for in the first place, being fully aware of being nothing more than a tool to them (hint hint). And Hector can be as torn as he is supposed to be, but ultimately choosing to make Styria fall and only keep Lenore alive, but in a way that crushes her heart.

And since it's common to whitewash Lenore in S3 and assume she was a better person than what she actually was, no, I don't believe this was the intention:

Lenore wouldn't have pitched her deal to Carmilla, which was "he'll work for us in exchange for the castle". She wouldn't have even set up the expectations, because then no shit Carmilla would get "very cross". She could have kept it for herself and agreed with Striga's suggestion to hire mercenaries.

In fact, the very first perk of the ring she mentions is that now Hector's Night Creatures would obey the council as well, eliminating the danger of him using them to attack them. This is literally the only function of the ring that is shown in S4. Lenore expected Hector to work for them and was happy to reassure the sisters that he was no longer a threat.

In the dick jokes scene, Lenore sounds worried that she can't keep Carmilla at bay, but her solution is pleading pretty please for Hector to work, in a tone that implies that it's what she expects from him as well. The complete lack of apology for any morally questionable action she has taken doesn't help assuage the impression - as I have stated multiple times, the show is not subtle, and if Lenore meant to go behind Carmilla's back and was deliberately being twofaced, she would have admitted it.

Related to what above, Lenore keeps insisting that she's loyal to the sisters, and her whole angst is that she feels out of place among them in a way that implies that it's not just about her pride, but because she genuinely cares. Sure, she still comes off as a selfish brat who ragequits life because she lost all her power, but it's safe to say that we weren't meant to interpret her like that lol.

So yes, Lenore really expected Hector to work for her after breaking his heart, and pulled the mother of all shockedpikachufaces.jpg when he didn't. Although he still fell in love with her. Although he still planned to betray all of them. Although he still cared to save her life letting everyone else die.

It's just amazing to me. The more I try to meet the writing from different angles, the more issues I find. true peak.

I guess I can chalk this up to yet another way I could fix the plotline: have Lenore be a wild card in the council, and have her using everyone around her, to the point that no one can trust her, and she's only a Queen because someone like her is best to have as an ally and not as an enemy. Only after Hector betrays her, she starts to regret her actions: because for the first time in her existence, she had grown to care about someone other than herself, but by then, the damage was irreparable.

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

hotd never fails to disappoint

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

you know what actually. this may be the worst take known to man but I think Tara is homophobic

[kits-ships]

my husband ranks my f/os.png

things i love about this:

he has watched moon knight, yet didn't recognize jake lockley or marc spector

he does NOT know who rex is. he said he just likes that picture of dt hgfsdfhh

wtf did din do to him

i love who he put in 'my wife needs help.' it's everyone i expected him to put there

i thought 🪓❄️ would be in the last category tbh

WTF DID POE DO TO HIM

[dariasonlinedairy]

I fucking hate this bitches in my classsss,like,they're so fake, yesterday 3 of them kept calling me and they were fighting and i didn't wanted to get involved and like they kept yelling at eachother and they asked me about my true opinions about them and i said what it was on my soul and the next day at school (like today) they keep bulling me and calling me a fake but in reality they're just some fake little bitches who are so horny and stupid they'll suck their own's enemy dick.. oh and now all of the class is gossiping that i fucking like the same skater guy but i can't help it!! i know he aint dumb, he just acts like that but them? they are dumbasses, like literally, i hope those girls fall off the stairs bc i can't stand them anymore + the sui thoughts are comming back and my wrists are sooo fuckinnggg numbbb

[deus-ex-mona]

l e t m e i n ! ! !