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ghstwoods Β· 2 years ago
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yella (2007) dir. christian petzold
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whtepony Β· 24 days ago
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OMG PLEASE HEAR ME OUT😭😭 I've never seen this anywhere im dying.
imagine asking bakugou (you're best friends) about his dick size out of curiosity.....
what would he do and how would he react?? would he tell you?
note: hii sorry this took so long, thank u for this ask 🫢🏻🫢🏻 this isn’t proofread and idk how to feel abt it. anyway cw mildly suggestive
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anon i love this… this is so college katsuki to me…
okay realistically? he’s giving you the meanest side eye and throwing out some comment about you being a perv, weirdo, loser, etc etc. but if you’re close enough to him to the point where he’s comfortable talking about your sex lives (and maybe he’s a little into you) he’s gonna be suchhhhh a little shit about it 😭
you’d be hanging out in your apartment, tv long forgotten as you laid across the couch with your legs thrown over his lap. he’s got one hand resting just above your knee, the other propping his head up as he listened to you complain about your latest one night stand. β€œit’s just- not to be mean, but his dick was so small. i could hardly feel anything,” you groaned, running your hands over your face in frustration. β€œi haven’t had good sex in- ever, it feels like.” katsuki raised an eyebrow at you, the look on his face mostly indifferent. β€œstop wastin’ your time with small dicks, then.” he deadpanned, turning his attention back to the tv. you shot him a glare, kicking him lightly.
β€œit’s not like i knew it was small beforehand, dumbass. as if you have any room to talk,” you scoffed, crossing your arms over your chest. he laughed, shaking his head without looking over at you. you furrowed your brows, staring at him for a moment. of course you had always wondered what it’d be like to have sex with him, i mean, you’re together all the time, and he looks like that. it’d be weird to have a best friend this hot and not think about how he’d fuck you, right?
β€œy’know you’re staring, right?” he hummed, squeezing where his hand rested on your thigh. you huffed, your entire body going warm as you looked towards the tv instead. you moved to pull your feet from his lap, suddenly hyper aware of the contact, only to be held in place by his hand. β€œi got plenty of room to talk. can’t believe you’d think so little of me,” he said with a low laugh, unbothered as ever. you, on the other hand, felt your face flush even deeper. β€œgross, katsuki. hate to break it to you, but three inches isn’t big at all.” he rolled his eyes, massaging your thigh gently. β€œwhat, you can’t take more than that, princess?” you kicked him again, feeling slightly victorious as he winces slightly, glaring at you with dark eyes.
β€œwell- how big is it anyway?” you asked in a moment of confidence, your curiosity getting the better of you. β€œyou always act like you’re overcompensating for something.” you added quickly, trying to make your question more lighthearted. his gaze flickered over your body in a millisecond, meeting your eyes and responding without missing a beat. β€œwhat, you trying to find out?”
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maraczeks Β· 3 years ago
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tww s2 rw thread pt 4
#leopold 😭😭#aug 23 2021#when cj said it's soft so toby told leo it's soft that look OH MY GOD SMACKING MYSELF ON THE HEAD THEYRE SO??????#the hags really got me theyre insane#WHYCDO THEY KEEP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT BROOOO#2.03 is a very sick cjtoby ep !#toby πŸ™πŸ™#cannot believe eee how subtle they address the aftermath of the shooting like tobys anger and fixation but they're trying to move on idk#just suchhhhh good writing#yaaaa like it's just so good after the action of the first two#they lowkey all unload on cj :/#josh not being able to be in the office for midterms :/#my goD#sam taking the crab puff help me#leo + couples r so funny#THEM SITTING ON JOSHS STOOP ON ELECTION NIGHT GOD MY FAVORITE SHOT EVERRRRR#i love previously ons where it's introducing them#OMG AINSLEY FIRST EPPPPP YOU GUST EVERYONE SHUT UL#GUYS I LOVR HER SOCMICH#SAM AINSLEY BUZZ YOU HUYSSSSSS ITS BACK#AINSLEY IS SO CRAZY YOU GUYSSSS I LOVE THEM AND THE REACTION FROM JOSH AND TOBY HEKP#SAMS GETTING HIS ASS KICJED BT A GIRL HFONDJFNDFNFNJDJD I#CJ CLUCKINGGGBGGNYNNGBDBDJXJSBCNZNNDJXNDNDNDNDJASBFJFJFN#is emily actually southern her accent is so addicting#no i don't think you get it the way ainsley melts in with the rest of senior staff deo josh donna sam is just sick#DONNAS SO PRETTY HERE#LMAOOO CJJJJJ HELP MEGAHAHAHAHAGAGHAHDNDSKJD#do good in there πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί#josh back in e4 already??? why did i think he was home longer#whyd they stuff twelve weeks into 2.03 bruhh like that's so much skipped
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olliedollie1204 Β· 3 years ago
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the shot in the opening credits w the four kids all looking at logan as he walks away makes me NUT it's so good
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elytrafemme Β· 3 years ago
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Shit fuck- Mare I was going through my ao3 and I just now realised you were literally the first person ever to comment on my fic!! Like!! That was you!!!!
Our little circle of stupidity evolves!
I WAS THE FIRST PERSON??? NO SHOT BUT ALSO tucks hair behind my ear I just have suchhhhh good taste like that
the mare and jade cinematic universe fandom is heating up what will they do...
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tellywoodtrash Β· 4 years ago
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TT, what are your overall thoughts on QH 2.0? I really liked Kabhi chemistry and funny/romantic portions of the show, but the plot was kinda predictable. What did you feel bout it? Have a good weekend!
Hi hi anon! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
Lol, achcha hua you sent in this ask, coz I was meaning to make a post about it anyway. 😊😊😊
Man, I quiiiite liked the show. I didn’t expect to like it as much; esp. coz these reboot thingys never really work for me, usually the characters are just there (literally) in name, with absolutely none of the things we loved about them in the original. But this series did a really good job of bringing back everything we loved about Zoya and Asad; and even made it better (Asad is not a perpetually angry asshole this time, just merely withdrawn and exasperated, but fully in control of his emotions. Except when it came to his feelings for Zoya.............. He was fully driven by his heart there and *siiiiiiiiigh* ngl, it got me a lil swoony. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°) The callbacks with the scenes/dialogues and character quirks were suchhhhh a delight, it really was like our same old characters, just set in an alternate universe. Also, bringing back Dilshad/Tamaatar was just such a balm to my heart. I wish we’d seen Asad interact with them more though. Oh well, that’s for S2, I guess! (Also crossing fingers for finally getting my recommended dose of β€œAmmi, woh BECHAARI nahi hai!!!!!!” then, coz honestly.............. It’s literally my favt. part of the show.)
I found where the show falters is the whole.............. Spy thing. Like....... It’s kinda ridiculous to think of, imagine the govt. recruiting Virat Kohli or Mary Kom or any other eminent sportsperson of the country as a spy and sending them on full-on dangerous missions, lol. Kuch Bhi. Every time Mandira Bedi showed up on the screen I was rolling my eyes coz this whole angle was just tooooooo far fetched. Also you’re right about it being predictable as hell; it’s coz they literally gave it all away in the trailer. It would have definitely packed more of a punch if we just saw unexplained shots of WHY Mandira Bedi is keeping track of Asad/Zoya until they revealed that he’s a trained spy at the midpoint.
Another thing I wasn’t toooooo keen about was the randomness of some of the characters thrown in. Like, Zoya’s parents and Sana (MY FAVE!!! MY ACTUAL FAVE!!!!!!!! PLS GIVE ME MORE SANA I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!) and Zoheb/Anika and all work; even Salman and his irritating family/gunde, and the annoying Phupi contributed to the plot properly, but why was the cast so bloated with so many randos on Asad’s side? Like what was the point of bringing back Rashid and that whole plot point of him leaving Dilshad for Shireen (whom we saw for LITERALLY ONE SECOND)??? Ayaan toh phir bhi theek, he had a purpose to serve towards the end (not too much, but thank god, kuch toh dikhaaya; the fact that Najma turned to him when she couldn’t reach Asad and he just readily showed up willing to do what he did, lol..... I loved it.) but like...... That ex girlfriend plot??? Kyun? So ainvayi. It served no real purpose (other than one callback in the last ep ka car scene where Zoya asks him about the ring.) They even brought back the actor who played Farhan (Imran’s brother/Nikhat’s haraami husband) and I was like oh, yeh BHI hai iss plot mein, but he was just there to be a chamcha to Mandira Bedi? Hein? Why cast this dude specifically and confuse us if he had nothing to do with the character from the show?? Isse achcha toh you shoulda brought Vikram back as Imran and have him be the secret Pakistani spy.
So yeah overall, I’d give the show an 8 out of 10, maybe even an 8.5? The aesthetics and production quality and stunts and everything were on point and executed really well. The title track is awesomeeeeeeeeeeee and I’ve been humming it ever since I saw the trailer. The acting and chemistry toh was evident from the trailer itself, and it delivered splendidly. Everyone here knows that I’m not really a KSG fan, but honestly no one else can play the character of Asad like he does and have THIS level chemistry with SJ. Everything I hated about his character in the original was done away with and I really was able to wholeheartedly ship the couple. Surbhi toh........ Kya hi kehna; Zoya is a role she fully inhabits and I’m just so glad to see one of my absolute favt. Tellywood FLs return, and that too in perfect form!!!!!! And the fact that it was on the web and we finally got one of our Tellywood OTPs kissing for realz? I’m ecstatic, lol. πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ So yeah, on the whole, I really liked the show, it was a good binge watch for me (who’s been away from Tellywood for the past few weeks, and esp. anything of QUALITY..........) I’m so glad S2 has been confirmed, I hope we get it within the year (max by this time next year) coz I really need to know how that cliffhanger resolves and how their relationship progresses!!!!!!!!
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kinktae Β· 5 years ago
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no idea if anyone has said this yet but i feel like kiri only told jk she wanted him to spite y/n and that she has no desire to get back together w him 🀭
bitchin 8 asks because i suck
spring2787 said: Pls tell me my son didn't do that to her in bitchin 8.... Ahhh.. Jeon Jungkook.. You dumb brat... πŸ₯Ί
Anonymous said: You’re such an amazing writer, like damn you have SO MANY PEOPLE invested in your stories that you now have 1247294 people ganging up on jungkook and forming protection squads for y/n 🀣🀣 I’m so excited for what’s to come !!!!
Anonymous said: Ummmm.... I just binge read all of bitchin and let me tell you that it WAS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ! I LOVE THE SOCIAL DYNAMICS BETWEEN YN AND JUNGKOOK AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE YARAS PERSONALITY
cheeky-kookie said: Hey bb just me dropping in to give my opinion on the Bitchin' Chapter because I havent done it yet & you know how whipped I am. JK did a big uh-oh and fucked up. Hes confused. Kiri came and it's what he wanted forever. My theory is that it probably didnt feel like what he wanted after the fact and that's why he met up with MC. ALSO, the MC is upset (understandably) but she cant blame him bc she has given him no hint that there could be something there. Overall, good chapter :) Still whipped.
Anonymous said: I "kombucha girl"-ed to y/n telling jk she would never fall for him but I've decided it's what she (bitchin!jk) deserves 😀😀
unknowntalesx said: oh my god that anon went off πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nd the other anon has a good point! he might be very confused and wanted to see if y/n had feelings but alas the dirty dickin was still dirtyyy, oh meathead, i lovE bitchin
yourdelights said: watching everyone freak out over bitchin makes me very glad that i decided to wait and read it all after it's finished. i'll still end up suffering, i'm sure, but i'll get all the suffering done in one shot. like ripping off a bandaid after wetting it first.
Anonymous said: Lmaooo I'm over here sipping on my tea, waiting for Yara to wear her black latex suit and give little Jungkook a visit.. Honey, you've got a big storm comin 🍡🍡
Anonymous said: I feel like Kiri is going to cheat on him again and THEN he'll finally have the big revelation that oc was the right girl for him all along
Anonymous said: the real question is: is kiri going to use what happened and jk β€œcheating” on y/n with her to hurt y/n πŸ˜ΆπŸ‘€
yourdelights said: watching everyone freak out over bitchin makes me very glad that i decided to wait and read it all after it's finished. i'll still end up suffering, i'm sure, but i'll get all the suffering done in one shot. like ripping off a bandaid after wetting it first.
Anonymous said: Lmaooo I'm over here sipping on my tea, waiting for Yara to wear her black latex suit and give little Jungkook a visit.. Honey, you've got a big storm comin 🍡🍡
Anonymous said: I feel like Kiri is going to cheat on him again and THEN he'll finally have the big revelation that oc was the right girl for him all along
Anonymous said: the real question is: is kiri going to use what happened and jk β€œcheating” on y/n with her to hurt y/n πŸ˜ΆπŸ‘€
Anonymous said: rose i really hope u know that we want to y/n to have an least a moment with taehyung in this goddamn fic called bitchin
Anonymous said: thank god we just ship y/n with tae in this house right
Anonymous said: we are going to beat jk’s ass after all that shit he did with y/n 😀 meanwhile i wanna say a very important thing: taehyung WOULD NEVER do that lmao bye
Anonymous said: Me after reading about what Jungkook did to OC in bitchin08: I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street for little bitches who don’t know how to process their feeling and need to get their shit together before a pissed off best friend come to chop their dicks off because he couldn’t keep it in his pants, and I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man
anonbebe97me said: Please, for the love of God, update Bitchin’ soon. I literally felt it so bad when he admitted what he did. My entire heart collapsed. I cannot even. Your writing is so good- I genuinely laughed during so many moments in this series and you might be my favorite writer. Seriously, I love you
Anonymous said: bitchin’ is legit the best thing ive ever read
Anonymous said: Same anon who has a (metaphorical) hole in her chest now...This fic is written so beautifully and I feel like I didn’t express that in the previous ask... it’s too good and damn why I did I have to get emotionally attached to these characters because now I’m genuinely Devo πŸ˜ͺ but still looking forward to what comes next (whenever it comes :))
Anonymous said: Damn chapter 8. Of bitchin’...BROUGHT ME TO TEARS. But I know your a great author so I BEG IT WORKS OUT AND THEY GET BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE I AM TOO EMOTIONALLY INVESTED AND THERE IS A HOLE IN MY CHEST FROM THE ANGST OH MY
Anonymous said: So I was putting off Bitchin 8 for a little bit because I didn’t know if I could handle it. I don’t know why a fictional story has me so effed up, but it does. So tonight I read it and OMG now I’m all angsty and upset! Why do you do that to us? Suchhhhh a good fic and amazing writing, but whyyyyyyy must you make us feel this way. This boy needs to get his shit together and just love her already. My heart can’t take it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
madjammil said: I am waiting with bated breath for part 9 of Bitchin'! Part 8 had me all distraught 😭
Anonymous said: Will Y/n fight Jungkook? πŸ€§πŸ˜‚
cuteipat said: Should I prepare tissues or not?
toomuchdaegu said: art 9 dropping on my birthday, that is very much adequate
sydney--chan said: Your new mobile theme looks really good babie πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί I cant wait to get my heart stomped on again during bitchin' 9!!! You're the only person I'll allow to do that to me HEHE hope ur doing well luv u ❀❀❀
wallbitjch said: Bijj stop teasing us 😀😭 huuhu but thankyousomuch ok πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’• bitchin foreva
Anonymous said: fanservice is gonna be yara x tae i KNOW IT
Anonymous said: Fuck Jungkook. Stan Yara.
Anonymous said: YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH BITCHIN' KOOKIE OMG until chap 8. 🀑 You nice keep going.
Anonymous said: so, either taeyara shit happens or y/ntae shit happens... bro lowkey kinda wanna have y/ntae just to piss jk the fuck off man like fuck u jungkook
Anonymous said: I can’t wait for this Bitchin update. You better heal my heart. After last time, I shouldn’t trust you, but I’m placing my heart in your hands once again. Don’t hurt me. Jk you’re the best. I love you.
Anonymous said: When I say I'm not ready for pt. 9 of bitchin' I mean, FUCKKKKKKKKK NO I DON'T WANNA CRY STILL CRYING OVER PT. 8 😫
Anonymous said: It's a shame to do this while i'm drunk but i just want you to know that i love you and i will probably Fall asleep when you Will post pt 9 of bitchin' but i really really love the way your posts and your writing make me smile, giggle and dmkdldldldldlldldldldl scream when theres no Word to descrinw how i feel. I love you, please, have a great night know that you maks my heart boom boom πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
cheeky-kookie said: I re read Bitchin' 8 and almost cried because Jungkooks heart was breaking slowly I just- Hes an idiot but he cares for MC
Anonymous said: if kiri doesn’t drop dead in this chapter imma take matters into my own hands 😑 also chop off jungkook’s dick, he doesn’t deserve it
paolaa9700 said: Don’t gonna lie, I hate you for making me wait for the new chapter of Bitching until 4am (in my country). But you think I’m gonna stay awake until that hour just for that? Well you are right cause I’m gonna freaking wait. I’m already so nervous oh my god, oh my god! I can’t put in words how nervous and happy Im πŸ˜‚
Anonymous said: mskjxjsmksksdkdjndlskxjbfbjc i just read pt.8 of bitchin and eye- fuck why did you do that to me? 😭 (also i think i’m new here, but i just want to say i’ve been reading your work for almost an entire year and it never ceases to amaze me! πŸ’—)
tinievmin said: YOUR NEW THEME IS SO CUTE OMG!!! Also, I’m so excited for bitchin’ pt 9 but I’m terRIFIED THAT ILL STILL BE MAD AT JK ))):
rebekahoofblog said: im READY for pt 9, got my reminder SET. bitchin makes me wanna draw jungkook until i pass out boutta make more fanart i love ur writing the most πŸ’žπŸ’žhave an amazing day
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mekatrio Β· 4 years ago
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its SUCH a shame that the loz games for the ds console flopped so badly. like i am sure that if phantom hourglass was more accessible, the loz franchise would have been way more wildly popular and probably gone down a different path. like the ds is literally the highest selling handheld game console ever, mario and pokemon and a handful of other nintendo franchises successfully took off from it, yet zelda fell so behind. really far behind.
which shouldnt have been the damn case!! god, zelda games are actually fun and good, if kids of the ds era actually had access to a playable zelda game i swear people would be obsessed with it!! like if something minish cap-esque made its way on the ds, that wouldve been suchhhhh a success. like ill never get over these godawful controls. the game actually looks good, link is actually a funny quirky kid, the plot looks interesting, the game is actually good when u can FUCKING play it. the zelda team really shot themselves in the foot with these awful controls.
wasnt this the problem skyward sword had too, jfc. utilizing gimmicks isnt Bad, but relying completely on them with no way to opt out is just awful. not only does it make it inaccessible, its also really?? not intuitive at all?? if botw fucked their controls up the zelda franchise would be in its fucking grave at this point lmao. like did they not have any playtesters that pointed out "hey... this feels uncomfortable as fuck' πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ god, did they have no left-handed playtesters either?? lol i just cant believe a game like this exists.
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tellywoodtrash Β· 8 years ago
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ishqbaaz lbs: 4th + 5th may
suchhhh bad acting by the qaidis. lord, why can’t this show get better extras? 😐😐😐
pft. shivaay singh oberoi just DANCED around drunk on magic berries with a bigger gun than that. try harder, qaidis. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
lmao, shuru ho gayi apni madam. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
HAHAHAHA AMAR PREM πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œnaam sunte hai pata chala tha tum filmy aur awaara kism ke ladke ho, but no! tum toh nikkame aur nithalle bhi ho.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol shivaay’s reaction to her ENERGY. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OMG JUST WHEN I THINK I CAN’T LOVE ANIKA MORE, SHE QUOTES ANDAZ APNA APNA. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. I WOULD. MOVE OVER SHIVAAY. NO ONE CAN LOVE HER MORE THAN ME. 😭😭😭
this is exaaaaaaaaactly how i react when ppl tell me they haven’t seen andaz apna apna. 😧😧😧
jesus i feel like gul & co. are stalking me. *looks around suspiciously*
these qaidis need to get a grip with the bad acting. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
shivaay is so undeserving of my queen. can she leave his unappreciative ass and marry me? ours shall be a happy, andaz apna apna quote filled union. πŸ‘­πŸ½πŸ‘­πŸ½πŸ‘­πŸ½
why are the qaidis holding hands? are they lovers, β€˜i love you philip morris’ style? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
also i swear i’ve seen the moochi waala qaidi somewhere before. 😐😐😐
lmaooooooooo shivaay’s faceeee when she keeps talking. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol, the moochi waala qaidi is thissss close to losing it. i guess you need to be exposed to anika for a really long time to build up resistence the way shivaay has. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
whattttt kinda stupidass police doesn’t know what the faraar qaidi look like? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
i really think the qaidi are lovers. look how affectionately that one is sehlaofying the other one’s knee. πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™
who died and made anika the leading expert on tyres? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
lol, sach mein aaj bohut bakbak kar rahi hai. i think she MIGHT still be high on berry juice. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lo. aur police. 😐😐😐
finally. someone knows what INDIA’S LEADING BUSINESSMAN looks like. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
BIWI BIWI BIWI BIWI. man is unstoppable. i think he’s just glad someone’s married to his annoying ass. Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
aaaaaaaaand moochi waala qaidi’s lost his temper finally. 😝😝😝
OUFF, SHIVAAY. YOU’RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT. I THINK THIS IS PROOF HE’S A BONAFIDE OBEROI, COZ SUCH DUMBASSERY IS 100% OBEROI GENES. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘Β 
lol anika talking about her hair routine featuring mehendi reminds me of the scene where she offers omkaara shikakai and reetha waala shampoo as thanks for clearing her name of the chip waala accusation. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
why the fuck hasn’t shivaay noticed that the policeman is out cold???? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
CODEWORD BHI NAHI SMAJHTA, BEWAKOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀😀😀
β€œlagta hai bhabiji ko antakshari khelni hai.” lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
haha shivaay’s fake laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
oh god, please don’t make HIM sing. πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ™‰
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SHIVAAY’S GETTING MAD THAT ANIKA’S SINGING DURING HIS TURN. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
shivaay singh oberoi, antakshari enthusiast. who knew. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
… i’m so surprised shivaay even knows how to play antakshari. it’s such a LS game as far as he’s concerned. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
LMAO LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING β€˜GOLI MAAR BHEJEEEE MEIN’ AS IF IT’S SOME CLASSICAL RAAG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
oh godddddddddddddd now he’s even singing along to oye oye. this fucking idiot. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
FUCKINGGGGGG FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!Β 
LOL WHY IS HE STILLL SINGINGGGG ALONNNNNGGG???? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
could youuuuu people run a little FURTHER, and not just stop at the first thing you found???????? idiots. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
β€œtum theek ho?” awwww 😭😭😭😭
lmaooo β€œhaan par US WAQT ka code word tha na!” pffffffft. typical husband wala excuse. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
β€œTOH ACHCHI QUALITY KA BRAIN KHAREEDNA CHAHIYE THA NA!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
he doesn’t know what oootpataang means??? it’s a normal word though?? 😐😐😐
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO RUN FURTHERRRRRRRRRRR 😩😩😩
qaidis are taking full opportunity to fucking ACT the fuck out of the 3 minutes given to them. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
shivaay, you know she’s not gonna leave your stupid ass, as much as you deserve it. it’s her one fatal flaw. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
pffffffft, so only you can talk crap about how much she talks eh? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
lmaooooooo anika and her thermocol ka stone. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
qaidi 2 ki actingggggggg. amazing.Β 
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headcanon: patidev was finding anika all types of sexy and advancing to kiss the crap outta her when that stupid qaidi interrupted. 😠😠😠
is this the time to pick a fight, shivaay? kissss her! 😚😚😚
i feel like my liveblogs these days should just be a bullet point after bullet point screaming β€œkiss her!!!!!!!!!!!” and nothing more. 😐😐😐
please, is that why you stood in front of a gun, ready to take a bullet with her name on it FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME???? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
this is an equal opportunity bullet-taking relationship, asshole. you better accept that and get used to it, mister. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THEM SCREAMING SHUT UP AT THE QAIDI. AND HIM ACTUALLY PUTTING HIS FINGER ON HIS LIPS. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
she’s right. it is yourrrrr fault, shivaay. your nosy NKK enquiring ass is to fault! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
β€œhaddi-tod bhi” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS KANJI EYED MOTHERFUCKER GETS HIMSELF SHOT AGAIN, IMMA RESURRECT HIS DEAD ASS AND KILL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN MYSELF. AND IT’LL BE PAINFUL AND FUCKING SLOW. FUCKING HELL. 😑😑😑
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lmaoooooo wait, they’re really named AMAR PREM? hahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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shivaay’s sideeye at the qaidis while watching them argue. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œmere koooo kyunnn maaara????” - said in the same voice and tone as β€œtere ko kisneee maaara????????” from gunda πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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anika’s turn to stand in front now. #feminism πŸ’πŸ½πŸ’πŸ½πŸ’πŸ½
oh mooch wale qaidi. that was a mistake. you made SSO angry. you won’t like him when he’s angry. 😬😬😬
β€œBIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIII HAI MERIIIIIIIIIII! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS RAN OUT ON MY ASS ON MY WEDDING DAY???? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO MARRY ME? AND TO KEEP HER MARRIED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS? IT’S FUCKING HARD. DON’T YOU FUCKING BE SHOOTING AT THE ONLY WOMAN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WHO CAN TOLERATE ME!!!!!!!!”
lol nakuul having to stand on his tippy toes to match the qaidi’s height. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
why’s he pointing the gun towards himself tho? such a fucking idiot. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
pfffffffffft, i already know the qaidi’s the one who’s getting shot. awaaiiiii ka drama. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
looks like policeman finallly fucking woke up from his mini coma. 😐😐😐
also, god, so overdramatic, mooch waale qaidi. bas haath pe hi toh laga hai. that’s like a rudra level graaaaaaze. ask these two how a gunshot to the fucking chest feels. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
yaaaaaaaaaaas, you hug the crap outta your husband girl. 😊😊😊
and since he’s not taking the initiative, maybe YOU kiss him. it’s 2017, girls can do that now. πŸ™†πŸ½πŸ™†πŸ½πŸ™†πŸ½
coz she loves your dumb ass, you dumbass. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
ouff. you two. less fighting. more makeout-ing. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
oh ho, ghoom phir ke back to NKK. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
btw, is this all happening in front of the chor-police? like… you two should maybe take this behind that wall. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
aw. he’s trying. 😭😭😭
i know he is, but… come on man, you’re a grownass adult. you gotta learn how to control your impulses. you can’t just do whatever the fuck you β€œwant”. i WANT to quit my job and just stay in bed, braless all day. i WANT to never eat another healthy meal again and just subsist on potato chips and popcorn for the rest of my life. can i do that? NO. COZ THAT’S WHAT BEING A GODDAMN ADULT IS ABOUT. YOU CONTROL YOUR IMPULSES AND DO THE RIGHT THING.Β πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
aaaah, finally she said it. 😭😭😭
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
also, crying. my boy’s grown up. he’s SO grown up. waaaaaah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
amazing what some rottenass alcoholic berries and having a gun pointed in your face can do! they’ve given this man the self awareness he’s been lacking for 33 fucking years. 😐😐😐
ok, did he stay up all night reading some relationship therapy book or what? he’s talking classic counselling language. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, they love each other sooooo muchhhhhhhhhh. and iiiiiiiii love them soooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
COULD YOU FUCKERS AT LEAST FUCKING KISS NOW?!!? 😩😩😩
GODDAMNIT POLICE OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GONNA KISS! THEY ALREADY HAVE A BROTHER WHO DOES GHATIYA INOPPORTUNATELY TIMED SHAYARI BACK HOME. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPIDASS FUCKING SHER. 😑😑😑
also, where did the second policeman come from??Β 
GO HOME AND SEXXXXXXXX NOW!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ŒπŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
walk, you spoilt braaaatttt! πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
CHAMPA!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
lmaooooo anika’s wonderstruck look at her ownnnn hands. such fucking cute. i love her so much. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
lmaoooooo β€œzindagi bharrrr yeh sunna hoga” suchhhhh a typical husband. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol tumhare paas jet THAAA. it crashed, remember? πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
LMAO SHE’S SOOOOO ME. SUCHHHH A PATRONIZING SMUGASS BITCHHHHHH. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
awwww look how nervous he is. 😊😊😊
HELLO CHAMPU! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β 
she just SHOVED him offffff lmaooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE’S COVERING HIS FACE!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œdono” haha awwwwwwwwww πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™
β€œis baare mein kisi ko bataana mat.οΏ½οΏ½Β 
omgggggggg this adorable fuckerrrrr. πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜
β€œpair theek se aa rahe hai?β€œΒ 
kyun nahi aayenge? utniiiii height toh hai nahi iski. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
lollllllllllllllllllll he doesn’t know what to do with his handsssssssss. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
why the random flashbacks to the #shitia party? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
ouffffff, back to this hellhole. can’t my babies just stayyyyy in the foresttttttttt? 😫😫😫
lmaoooooooo look at him saunter in coooooolllly in the bg. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
UGH. CALM DOWN MUMMEH. HE’S BACK NOW. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
and fuck your passive aggressiveness. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
shivaay’s silent but slightly annoyed β€œI’M A GROWNASS ADULT” face is my permanant face at my mom. 😐😐😐
mummeh doesn’t appreciate being dismissed like that. 😬😬😬
nor does she appreciate him being a GOOD FUCKING HUSBAND. THERE IS NOTHING I FUCKING HATE MORE THAN THIS DESI CONCEPT OF β€œJORU KA GHULAM”. IT’S CALLED BEING A CONSIDERATE, LOVING HUSBAND. MAJAAAAAL HAI KI THE PATRIARCHY LET A MAN BE DEMONSTRABLY AFFECTIONATE AND CARING TOWARDS HIS GODDAMN WIFE. πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ
i’ve said it once, i’ll say it again: fuck you very much pinky. please die, thanks. πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ήβ˜ β˜ β˜ 
god what nonsense. looks like gauri’s bullshit #pativrataness is spreading via air to anika. ugh. LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GODDAMN FEET IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
goddddddd pinkyyyyyyyyyy, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!! BHOOT KE TARAH MANDARAAA RAHI HAI HAMESHA. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
and he said he doesn’t wanna do the damn pooja. DROP IT, MUMMEH! 😠😠😠
yeah, whatever. good luck trying. now leave. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
β€œkhud ko change karne ki koshish kar raha hoon. mere liye tumhara naam khoon khaandaan TUMSE IMPORTANT NAHI HAI.β€œΒ 
excuse me. it’s raining on my face. 😭😭😭
… ”HUMAAAAAAARE LIYE”. SAY IT! SAY IT! πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
HAAAAAAAA, HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œek dusre ke liye goli khaa sakte hai… toh mom ki gaali khaa hi sakte hai.β€œΒ 
lol idk about you shivaay, but i’d rather khaaofy goli rather than mom ki gaali, coz desi moms and their daant is waaaay more emotionally traumatic. 😫😫😫
also, waaaaaaaaaaaaah, i loveeeee himmmmmmmmmm. 😭😭😭
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAHI VE CONFIRMED TO BE SHIVAAY KA BHAI 😱😱😱
today’s lb will be put up like… waaaaaay later. :)Β 
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lmao, pidddddi sa shivaay taking on 4 people as wide as he is tall, fucking ridiculous. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
if i had anika’s Awarenessβ„’ power, i’d be soooooo fucking pissed. like i JUST fucking got SHOT saving your ass 3 HOURS AGO, and you instantly went and got yourself attacked again?!!!?!!Β 
if the gundas don’t kill you, I SURE AS FUCK WILL. 😑😑😑
onlyyyyyy shivaay would have suchhhhh good hair after being hit over the fucking head. πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•
MAHI VE TO THE RESCUEEEEEE! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
lmaooooo he just drove in the middle of the group, didn’t even touch them and they all went flying in different directions. amazing. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
mahi ve be driving around shivaay like a dog peeing on something to mark its territory. β€˜mine! don’t touch!’ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
lmaooooo gundas be like WHUT???? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
that one gunda (in red) is fully checking mahi ve out hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
saaaaaarukh khan. (meta reference to how much nakuul apes srk?) 😝😝😝
i love how he did so much planning that he brought sand WITH him. he was likeΒ β€œπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” first i’ll make the line with the sand, then i’ll say my dhansoooo dialogue. it’ll be fucking awesome. πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Žβ€
pakka shivaay ka bhai hai. has a flair for the dramatic. 😌😌😌
ugh. men and their mard waale issues. so boring. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
β€œmurder spot” has number of handy places where you can hide your weapons (like a SWORD. everyone just… has a SWORD lying around, right?) to gain strategic upper hand in murdering.Β 
^ that’s going in the brochure for the place! 😊😊😊
oh ho what is with oBros and just… HOLDING ON TO SWORDS with their bare hands?????? 😬😬😬
now shivaay and mahi will have matching sword scars on their palms, that they got protecting their brothers. 😌😌😌
… isn’t this how omkara and gauri got married???? what kinda weird twincest subtext is this???? 😣😣😣
OK ALL THE NERVES AND TENDONS AND SHIT ARE PROBABLY SEVERED IN YOUR HAND BY NOW, CAN YOU FUCKING LET GO OF THE FUCKING SWORD ALREADY!!!!!!! 😟😟😟
oh ho, yeh lo, this one also got hit in the head!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
but he didn’t pass out like shivaay did. mahi ve is so much better. in every way. 😊😊😊
jesussssss, mahi ve. why are you wasting your life if you have such skillz? go be a pro wrestler or something! like… once this is all over, tell shivaay to sponsor you and go be a part of WWE or something. 😐😐😐
ok bohut dekh liya maar dhaar. fwding. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
i know i rag on nakuul’s acting a lot, but man idk how he’s doing it, it’s really like they’re two different people. like he’s just playing them differently ~physically~ or something. 😢😢😢
i’m probably overanalyzing, he’s not even doingggg anything as shivaay, coz ffs, shivaay is unconscious. but idk, i really feel like i’m watching two different people! 😯😯😯
awwww man, mahi ve. why are you so good? that too, to this idiot??? he’s not gonna appreciate it. 😫😫😫
question: did mahi ve JUST find out that shivaay’s his brother???? like… he didn’t seem to be so loving towards him a while back? he was always calling himΒ β€œkaanji aankh waala” then. and willing to get him captured by the commandos and face whatever the consequences of that were. so why such a sudden change????? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
β€˜kaho na pyaar hai’ waala bhai-love move. itne pyaar se toh omRu ne bhi nahi sehlaaya hoga shivaay ko. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
ok shit mahi ve is crying, and now i’m all teary. FUCK ME. FOR SUCH A STUPIDASS PLOTLINE!!!! πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
it’s just that… Β i’m really getting the feel that mahi ve is the bada bhai. shivaay has always been the Big Brotherβ„’ till now, and taking care of the others. now the Bigger Brotherβ„’ is here to protect him. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
how is he managing to make shivaaaaay look YOUNGER than mahi???? what sorceryyyyy is thisss? 😦😦😦
oh man. mahiiiiiiiiiiii veee. i love you so muchhhhhhhh. you’re too fucking pure for this show and these horrible people. πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ
i need a fucking moment to stop fucking crying. fuck. 😭😭😭😭
finallllllllly, we see rudra put his muscles to use in the show. 😐😐😐
ohhhhhhhh boy. first word is β€œanika”. mummaaay is not going to like that. 😬😬😬
just like the last time when he woke up from the gunshot though! my man is nothing but consistent! 😊😊😊
OH HOOOOOOOO COME ON. TWO PEOPLE CAN SIT THERE. HONESTLY. THERE’S SO MUCH PLACE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED. jesus. such unnecessaryyyyyyy conflicttt. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
this is going to culminate in another thing where anika leaves coz she doesn’t want to come in between mother and son, isn’t it? πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
prinkRu know that shit is about to hit the fan. 😬😬😬
OUFF OH PINKY, HONESTLY. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
β€œwaise main yahan kaise aaya?” β€œcourier waala deke gaya aapko yaahan.”
lmaooooooooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
we laugh, but please note, this is not entirely implausible in the ishqbaaz universe. remember the time courier waale brought an unconscious anika to shivaay in a box? so delivery of people who’ve been knocked out is definitely a thinggggg in their world. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
IT WAS YOUR BIG BROTHERRRR. 😩😩😩😭😭😭
ugh fuckingggg ranveeer is still alive and ok. whyyyyy??? if someone deserves to be attacked with a sword, it’s this fucker. 😀😀😀
fucking kameeni sucks. she just fuckinggg abandoned himmmm. she doesn’t deserve to be mahi’s mom. 😑😑😑
*submits the paperwork to officially adopt mahi ve* i’m his mom from this week on. me. now do your homework and eat your veggies, mahi ve. πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸ½
ughhhhh OF COURSE shivaay is an unappreciative asshole about this. I TOLD YOU MAHI VE!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN’T APPRECIATE IT!!!! WASTE YOUR BLOOD AND TEARS ON SOMEONE WHO CARES. 😫😫😫
ugh fuck you shakti.Β 
seeing pinky and shakti realllllly puts a spotlight on why shivaay is the fucking way he is. he’s got the worsttttt qualities of them both. any redeemable qualities he has is an act of god (or more realistically: omkara's influence), and no thanks to their neurotic parenting. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
anika be like β€œhe’s baaaaaaad, but not veryyyyyyyy bad!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
oh boy. Naam Khoon Khaandaanβ„’ issues again. alllllll the way from 70 episodes ago. oufffffffffffff. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
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