#such a banana peel game bruh

[whitehartlane]

palace coming out with intensity and our backline looking shaky #imscaredman

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

𝗅𝖾𝗍’𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒

❥𝗌𝗇𝗂𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗍 : 𝗀𝗒𝗎𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇. (𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍)

{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗉𝗐𝗉, 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗇𝖽𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝖽𝗈𝗀𝗀𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗒𝗅𝖾, 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 (𝗉𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾), 𝗉𝗏 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝖾. }

   You were frustrated as you woke up, not finding your boyfriend by your side like normal

   You groan rolling your eyes, trudging up to the bathroom ready to start the day

——

   You cleaned down the apartment then got started on breakfast for yourself and your boyfriend. Going into his game room to hand him breakfast.

   "Who the fuck threw that banana peel man!? Douma I'm gonna kick your as— hey darling." You placed the food down and sat on his bed

   "Gyu baby when are you going get off that game and play with me?? Been on it for-ev-er." You exaggerated. He glanced at you before focusing back on the game

   "Sorry darl— fuck man I lost how pathetic. Thanks for the food I'll be done in a bit." You hopped up with a scoff, closing the door as you headed to the living room

   You cut on the TV losing your self in the box of pixelated images.

——

   Forcing yourself out of the daze the TV put on you, you realized it was four hours from when you left your boyfriend in his gaming room

    Stomping to the room, you were gonna put your foot down this time. "C'mon man, Douma why you always gotta mess with me?! Akaza help me man, Kushibou stop running in circles, get Douma off of me!!"

   You set to speak up before he yelled to his friends. "Kokushibou man why are you playing if you don't know how?! What the fuck are you doing man? Great now I'm falling, Douma when I see you it's on sight bruh."

   "Hey baby whatcha doing?" He huffed dramatically slouching into his chair as you plopped down on his lap. "Not doing anything just playin Gang Beast™️"

   You hummed treading your fingers through his hair, green tips feeling the split ends, as he sighed. "Bouta go back to Mario Kart™️." You pouted as he set it up.

   "I wanted to spend some time with you Gyu." He looked at you reluctantly before soothingly rubbing your hip with one hand. "Sorry darling the guys wanted to be on the game today."

   Putting your face in the crook of his neck that was a little ashy, but you didn't mind when you smugly retorted. "You do anything for them niggas, tch what else you be doing?"

   He leaned back to get a good look at you making sure you were lookin in his face before he spoke. "Man (y/n) don't try me like that." You scoffed. "I don't know you and Douma seem kinda too friendly to me."

   Putting down the controller he nudged your shoulder a little too hard. "Man, 'm not gay man." You shrugged. "I mean if it feels natural and that's what you into then~" He sucked his teeth.

   "Cmon man." You slid off of his lap. "Guess you really wanna play with them." You plopped down, lying on his bed your arms behind your head and a shit eating grin on your face

   Not paying mind to the noise as your eyes were shut before feeling heat on your neck and above your face. You opened your eyes processing the situation.

   Gyutaro's hand wrapped around your throat, his lazy lidded eyes watching yours ever so often trailing down to your plump two tone lips that held a shine

   "This whatchu wanted hmm~ some attention??" He cooed. You shakily nodded as his lips brushed over yours making you reach for him causing him to smirk

   "Yeah darling? Then let's play a game; how bout I fuck you, but ...if you lose the video game I'll stop completely hmm~? 'S a good deal?" You hum getting lost in his voice

   "Good." Setting the controller in your hands he maneuvered your body the way he wanted, you currently sat in between Gyutaro's legs as he lifted your tank top above your head, throwing it across the room

   Letting out a soft sigh as the crisp air hit your nipples making them stiff. "You look so pretty, so so soo pretty darlin." He whispered into your neck

   You leaned your head back into his shoulder hearing him tsk. "Ohhhh no pretty girl, you gotta play the game." You noticed that he moved the gaming chair from in front of the TV

   He shimmied you out of your panties. "Focus now darling the game's starting." You adjusted your placement making sure your could see the screen

   As the countdown appeared it was smooth sailing, Gyutaro only caressed the inside of your thighs, softly breathing against your neck

   Until you rode over a turtle shell knocking you to fourth place. "Cmon now, if you get to second place this round— I'll touch you more." Gyutaro rasped

   "It ain't fair cause you ke—" He nipped your ear laughing as you jumped in shock. Safe to say you got 3rd place. "Aww too bad darling but I'll give you a lil something anyway."

   You sighed as his hand went to your folds gently spreading your heat up to your clit, stimulating your nerves even more than the light touches he contributed earlier

   "Get in my favorite position, pretty thing." You got on your knees and elbows, the controller resting in your hand as you nearly dropped it, almost forgetting from his touches

   "That's it, pretty." His large hands grabbed the globes of your ass spreading them apart, he licked from your clit to your hole sloppily eating, then a quick run of his tongue over your asshole before biting a piece of your asscheek

   Moaning you wiggled your bottom causing your ass cheeks to ripple. "Damn that's my girl. The next round is bout to start so pay attention." You whined in compliance

   Trying to keep your focus on the screen was a hard enough task already and with Gyutaro feeling up on your most sensitive parts made it even difficult

   "Fuck~ Gyu baby." The countdown began loudly, knocking you out of your trance. You shiver as the pad of his finger circles your tender clit

   Your character received a prize box that allowed you to speed up placing you in first. "Good girl." He purred dick entering your hole thrusting his hips to meet yours

   You gasped dropping the controller. "Shit pretty girl pick up the controller win this round for me." You hurry to pick up the controller prompting your back to a deeper arch

   A position that Gyutaro took for granted, repeatedly slamming his hips into you, reaching that spot inside that made you dizzy and blurry eyed.

   "Fuucck Gyu~ I ca— fuuhh I can't." You set the controller down making Gyutaro snatch the device pressing buttons as his pace never faded

   "'M sorry baby just feel so good, 's so good." You mewled as your boyfriend growled behind you. "Fuck yea baby~ that pretty pussy's holding me tight Ugghh yea."

   Your pussy clenched more on his dick as you felt him throbbing inside you. Turning your head to get a look at your man he bit his lip, his eyes on the game rolling back every time you squeezed

   Hand trailing down, you desperately rub your clit as you steadily threw your ass back against him. You hear a thump behind you as two gigantic hands are placed on either side of your hips

   Pressing your arched waist into the bed as he pounded into you. "Fuck fuck fuck Fuucck Gyu~" You choked pinned to his rough thrusts, holding onto the bed so you don't fall over

   "Damn pretty girl the way you're gripping me is unbearable 'm bout to cum." He leaned over your shoulder sloppily kissing you, his tongue swirling yours, drool escaping your mouth that he didn't hesitant to lick up

   Your legs shook as you felt the pressure build up in your abdomen, Gyutaro landed a firm smack to your ass he bit into your shoulder, causing your coil to snap

   "Ooh fuck you're cumming ain't you. feel you finna break my dick f-fuck!" He whimpered your slickness going down your legs, a ring of cream formed around his shaft

   Gyutaro's thrust became erratic, him working to get his nut as your legs wobbled, ready to give out. Your cream dripped down his balls as he stills inside of you

   Feeling full as Gyu's thick cum filled you up, making you cried in overstimulation while Gyu roughly breathed into your ear.

"Gyuuu~ slow down 's too much." He kissed your forehead and wrapped his arms against your waist burying his head in your back

   "I can't pretty just wait." He unraveled himself little by little pulling out, bit by bit an overflowing amount of cum leaving your hole as it spasmed around nothing

   You whine hearing him groan. "Shit darling you look soo good." Falling down onto the mattress your knuckles cramped from holding on too tight, you barely gained the energy to look up but you did

   Giggling softly as you comment. "Congrats on first place baby." He gave a hearty laugh, leaning to kiss your slightly sweaty forehead as he fixed your posture laying next to you

   "Thanks darling~"

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

[pirate-kwazii]

Watching Ring Of Fire now so here’s more of my thoughts

Is that a fence in the water

Is everyone groaning about the sea urchin and crab or yawning? I can’t tell

Okay I’ve had the Vegimals song stuck in my head for awhile now

Kwazii’s alarm clock shoots tennis balls at him- same

And Dashi starts the day with yoga

Tweaks fell asleep playing video games mood

Shellington what the fUCK

Tf is that- is that lava?!?

Oh ring of fire like the volcanoes- I feel stupid now

They’re doing their role call out of order

What the fuck Kwazii why did you eat 17 kelp cakes

Is the only thing you eat is seaweed

VIDEO TRAINING VIDEO TRAINING

*terrible accordion playing* *everyone winces*

How many cousins do you have peso?!?!

Kwazii: I’m going out and FAST!!!!

Captain: *eyebrow raise*

Kwazii: I mean I’m checking the engine

MORE GUPS?!?!

“Don’t push the Z button” Kwazii is definitely going to press it I bet all 3 of my dollars

Wait why did Peso and Barnacles need a Gup if they were taking the octopod?!

How much time does Tweak have to keep making all these gups?!

Aw Kwazii loves that Gup so much

WHAT IS BARNACLES WEARING WHAT THE HELL NO

Kwazii’s copying it omg-

Shellington and Dashi are such nerd friends it’s actually adorable

Tremors those are probably important

Ring-shape? Like the ring of fire-

Oh no comms are down

A TSUNAMI?!?!

Mateys you should’ve stayed at the Octopod

Kwazii saved Tweak’s life and now it’s flooding

Why don’t they know about the Ring of Fire if they LIVE in the ocean

Oh no the comms are down they can’t reach them!!!!

Damn at least no one is alone...

Of course the Chinstrap Penguins live on a volcano

Well at least Shellington and Dashi are alright and above water so there’s a lower chance of drowning

“How does he know I’m an octonaut?” Maybe it’s because you’re wearing the octonauts colors and the logo all over it

Wow itd be faster to push the stupid thing

Last time you guys followed the screaming sound there was a tsunami

Well at least you found the whales you wanted to find

“I’ve always wanted to see a whale but not like this!” I’d sure hope so Shellington

Of course the volcano erupts

Tweak Kwazii are ya okay?!

THEY DONT HAVE AIR TANKS ON THEM OH NO

TWEAK!!!

Now is not the time to copy Barnacles- holy shit it worked

She just noticed that?!

Shit you guys are stuck

Kwazii beggars can’t be choosers

Why is that the only way to get across Tweak

No Tweak pay attention

ITS ON FIRE

I really hope you guys can hold your breath

She’s pulling a Ladybug and the things she looks at glow now

Improvised fire extinguisher

WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE ARENT YOU UNDERWATER

Eww they landed in seaweed and a banana peel

Why does everyone end in the garbage disposal- sorry compost

Oh he almost fell in-

*opens door and floods room* Guess we’re swimming after all

Tunip leave him it’s natural selection

Grouber just sits and eats during a panic- same

“Lesson Nine- dealing with disasters” what

Why is the background of those videos so bad

I mean it’s rad but also bad

Tunip: *hands the Vegimals a bunch of shovels* good luck

Mateys how did that dirt pile work-

*quickly unplants all the seaweed*

*vacuums the animals*

LEAVE THE SEAWEED YOU HAVE ENOUGH

“You gotta save us!” Why didn’t you get their attention sooner?

Why do none of them notice the volcanoes that they live on/near

We’ve seen the rafts it won’t work

How the hell did you think of that

Is that even possible

They only leave Inkling in charge when legit no one else is there

Kwazii and Tweak: *mimic pirates, rabbits and Barnacles*

Peso and Barnacles: *mimic penguins*

How was the lava that aLMOST COOKED YOUR EGGS NOT A WARNING SIGN

Wow Inkling is not good at this I see why he’s never in charge

Even Kwazii and the Vegimals have managed the octopod better than that

Why is there is Disco Ball

Why does it always switch to the training videos

“Dashi’s so good at this” yeah it’s almost like it’s her JOB

There was a BUTTON FOR THAT EXACT REASON AND YOU DIDNT THINK TO PRESS IT FIRST?!?!?!

Took you long enough jeez

What is they fall off of the “slide”

“Mothers and babies first” anyone else can perish

Well that egg is dead

Oh never mind he got it

WHY DIDNT YOU TWO GET ON THE SIDE TOO TWEAK WOULD UNDERSTAND

I mean she and Kwazii are trying not to be set on fire so I’m sure she’d get it

“I just hope everyone else is okay” well shellington and Dashi are stuck on a volcano that’s exploding trying to get a beached whale out on a very slow Gup, the Vegimals are trying to evacuate the garden, and Tweak and Kwazii are trying to get out of the burning and flooding repair area so no I don’t think anyone else is okay

“This isn’t working” no really Dashi

Oh the crabs know Kwazii that explains so much

Another Training Video?!

The crew all look so nervous when they appear in a training videos

Oh now Dashi and Shellington are mimicking Tweak

Poor Shellington he’s clumsy

“I have to say I.. really like that plan” yea cuz it’s the one that doesn’t involve you burning in the lava

Shellingtons getting a workout in oof

He’s about to fall into the lava

Now the crabs about to fall into the water

Oh god he’s screwed

Crab jump on the whale- now he’s flying

Shellington get out of the lava!!!

Alright some people are safe

Oh never mind the other volcanoes are erupting too

That water level is dangerously high are they gonna be okay

Kwazii don’t phrase it like that it sounds like you’ll die

KWAZII!!!!!

Oh god oh no his tail

Mimicking Barnacles saved the day

TWEAK!!! KWAZII!!!

Oh they are alright thank god

They’re gonna be traumatized from this- *angst time*

“And how will we get up there” Kwazii making good points again

Kwazii with a grappling hook is a terrifying idea please get one

And now they find out the comms are down

Kwazii trying to be helpful

WHY DOES SHE HAVE AN EMERGENCY CARROT STASH

KWAZII GOT ONE TOO

Another video but this ones useless-

TWEAK YOU TURNED OFF THE POWER

They sounded the octo alert together!!!

Babies

EVERYONES OKAY!!!!

OF COURSE THERES ANOTHER ONE

Kwazii and Tweak: ya we’re good

Also them: *trying to not to drown or burn*

They are all gonna connect to each other like Voltron aren’t they

KWAZII DID PRESS IT IM NOT LOSING MY $3 TODAY!!!

Tweak: I got a plan

*crashes through the hatch*

Kwazii: *excited cat sounds*

Yeah they’re going together naturally

“Mega Gup Z” epic naming skills Tweak

“Seat swap” “wait a minute- WHOA”

“It’s completely covered in sea creatures” there’s no way you get all of them

Oh good some are swimming away

“Sit tight” they can’t really do anything else Captain

Do we know where they go after being S U C C E D into the mega Gup z?

And now rocks are everywhere

Kwazii’s excited cat noises are giving me life

Couldn’t the crabs walk away?

Oh no they’re getting stuck in the volcano-

Oh they’re good thank Neptune

Dashi: yea it’s bout to erupt we gotta go

Peso: I saw something inside there we gotta go look

Does Peso want them to die

Of course the animals sound snobby

“Why ever would we do that” CUZ ITS ERUPTING i swear all the creatures have the IQ of a walnut

“I didn’t even make a button for it” bruh

Yeah just like Voltron

Kwazii: *even more excited cat noises cuz he gets to destroy things*

Why do you all name the moves with the word “mantis” in front of them?

They all share one braincell and Barnacles and Peso have it 90% of the time

Tweak gets the other 10%

Everyone else runs on pure chaotic energy

“Tweak Status Report!” Tweak: WE ARE FUCKED

Let Tweak say “Fuck” 2k21

Kwazii: *e x c i t e d c a t n o i s e s*

*throws sea creatures at whale*

*blows up into five gups in massive explosion in front of erupting volcano*

Is all that sea urchin thinks about is food

“You know what I’d like? Dinner” “you know what pal, that sounds great”

“Have the eruptions stopped” “yea but that’s not what I called about”

Is Inkling trying to be more than that guy who sits in his library all day?

Yea it’s not hatching because of the bandage all around it

Please say the egg doesn’t die

Oh it’s alive good

Octonauts: remember that island that got destroyed by a volcano? Would you like to live on an island that volcano created?

Penguins: not really

Octonauts: too bad

Vegitoa? Wow

ITS THAT STUPID SONG AGAIN LAST TIME IT WAS IT MY HEAD FOR TWO WEEKS

“It still felt like we were working as a team” maybe cuz you were all copying each other the whole time

“You really, really need to update those training videos” yeah fair enough

Of course the Vegimals still remember the dance

I see what the hype was about that was a fantastic movie mateys... though everyone’s probably gonna have some problems after that