#submit to reality 📹

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last post of the year! unfortunately no art (yet), so i'm just gonna say that I went to visit the royal botanic gardens. that's it!

anyways, happy new year to all of you! enjoy your last day of 2024 while you can.

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guess who got stuck in 3008 (definitely not me)

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forgot to mention this but I woke up early at 5 in the morning just to go to a giant market (there's three sections though: flowers, wares & fruit/vegetables)

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i miss white chocolate raspberry cookies :.(

tried baking in forever (for christmas ig)!! you guys can start constructively criticising my newfound natural baking skills now (..i even got the whole damn method memorised in my brain now..)

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» Konichiwaaaa.. anyone can tell i'm not human but secretly a horrific monster with multiple arms, an unhinged jaw and loaded with 200,000 knife-sharp teeth (from specific calculations)

» welcome to this non-extraordinary blog, filled to the brim with original art, other types of fanart & perhaps several more that's undiscovered!

» ART REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! REFRAIN FROM SENDING IN ANY... ⇠ 7/12/24

there's my two other little gals, totally nasty not evil business lady Jennifer & notorious reality Jennifer!

↡ σтнєя ѕσ¢ιαℓѕ ↡ 🖨️

» ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡᴘᴀɢᴇ » ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ »ᴄᴀʀʀᴅ

here's one of my main OC's references! Meet Mintee Schoony! massive creds to @cozmic-wyatt for the bonus reference below. bonus outfit encyclopedia & an extra reference.. (both are kinda outdated?? idk)

» tottmnt oc (might remake it sometime idk..)

» swbg oc (the game's kinda dead on updates??)

» regretevator oc (super duper kawaii sugoi desu!!1!!)

↡ʙᴀꜱɪᴄ ᴛᴇʀᴍꜱ & ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴꜱ (DEFINITELY) ᴀᴘᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ↡

⇢ Please be kind & respectful! Consider the stuff you say before you type it (is it hurtful, is this gonna make me mad/upset, is this gonna make me block you?).

⇢ Copying/stealing/tracing my art is strictly against everything! Call you out twice & you're blocked for eternity! There's a reason why people use watermarks..

⇢ Strictly a NON-NSFW blog! Please do not sexualise me or my OCs, I would not like to see anything about that. EVER!

↡ вєℓσνє∂ мσσтѕ/вєѕтιєѕ ↡ 📺 [⩇⩇:⩇⩇] ✮⋆˙

➠ @3m0n3rd (twinning for lifers/pos 📌)

➠ @cozmic-wyatt (MM YUMMY YUMMY ART IN MY TUMMY 🍊)

➠ @bubblegum-flavored-timemachine (never forgetting abt the comic bro (o_o)7 🍀)

➠ @ammythewanderingartist (bestie one 🌐)

➠ @untitledmichuu (bestie two ☔️)

➠ @florramor (bestie three 🍬)

➠ @masawaffles (doesn't upload often but that's okay! 🌷)

➠ @blackk-c0ffee (makes the most awesome ROTTMNT fanart ever!! 🌹)

➠ @redlotuz (super cool moot with their own TMNT au!! 🎃)

➠ @le01zk00l (AARRGGHHHHH YUM YUM GRAAAGHH 🦖)

➠ @ghosty-0w0 (you're a super awesome person!! you have my utmost respect 🐳)

ɾҽαԃ αʅʅ ყσυ ɯαɳƚ, ƚԋҽɾҽ αɾҽ ρɾσႦαႦʅყ α ƚԋσυʂαɳԃ σƚԋҽɾ ҽყҽʂ ʂҽҽιɳɠ ƚԋιʂ αʂ ɯҽʅʅ..

➠ i'm still in school, so yeah I may not upload as often but more is posted during the holidays

➠ send me tons of asks!! i don't get a lot in my inbox, but I'm always there to answer them since I'm often online lol

➠ & most importantly, you may make fanart of me, Mintee or my other ocs!! it always makes my day a whole lot better and makes me smile. :)

↡ϝαɳƈყ ʅαԃ ϝυɳƙҽɾ'ʂ ƚαɠʂ↡

⇢ #it's your local funker here 📟 ┈ aka. funkycrabturtle!! main tag i guess.

⇢ #a word from your sponsor 📇 ┈ fanart from anyone, everyone & my mutuals! even you!

⇢ #you got mail! 📬 ┈ mainly asks.

⇢ #jennifer's yipper yapper tales 💿 ┈ based on true stories & rarely traumatic experiences!

⇢ #submit to reality 📹 ┈ 4K HD real life photos snapped by yours truly!

⇢ #regretevator miku ┈ what a classic! i'm not adding anything else to this.

⇢ #select your file 🗃️ ┈ any sorts of OC art, mintee, miko, ayame & miku 4 ever broski

⇢ #what else do i add to the list LOL?? 📋 ┈ a fancy way of saying "idk what else to tag here LOL"

ɯԋσ ƙɳσɯʂ ԋσɯ ɱαɳყ ɱσɾҽ I'ʅʅ ɱαƙҽ.. Ⴆυƚ ƚԋҽɾҽ'ʅʅ Ⴆҽ ɾҽɠυʅαɾ υρԃαƚҽʂ?

ɳҽҽԃ ƚσ ƙɳσɯ ɱσɾҽ? ɳσ ɯσɾɾιҽʂ! ԃσ ʂσɱҽƚԋιɳɠ α ɳσɾɱαʅ ρҽɾʂσɳ ɯσυʅԃ ԃσ - αʂƙ αɳყƚԋιɳɠ.