#subject 47

[issytheamateurnerd]

After weeks of work it's finally done! Not perfect of course but I am still so proud of myself.

[strangextown]

Annie Howell - The Sims 2 (PSP)

I finally got around to play this dorky obscure game and LORD I’m in love. It also got me out of my bi-monthly art block, which is neat.

I aced my state exams by the way!

[minilev]

Love the fact that canonically 47's biggest fears are Diana laughing at him and leaving him

[sixxth]

😶

[tacticalhimbo]

" 47, you'll need to eliminate Crest and destroy that control unit—or lock the militia out. The satellite cannot fall into their hands. We'll need a cover story for ICA. Luckily, Akka—the rapacious leader of the syndicate—already has an active ICA contract on her head. Take her out… and we'll even get our expenses paid. "

" Well, I never had you pegged as a rebel. "

" I'm warming to it. "

" … Thank you both. "

[technicolorpestilence]

Uncensored Randy dick was not on my bingo card I’ll tell you what.

[ellenchain]

Hairstyle meme with Lucas Grey ✨

Because we all agree that he likes his hair

[+ Bonus ⬇️]

[myth-blossom]

So can we have one about Alec Benjamin-If we have eachother with 47 and 06 as they were still in the facility? Wanna see some brotherhood thing🥺

Hi! Thank you for your request, that’s a beautiful song. Hope you like what came to mind! :)

The old mattress creaked under 6’s weight as he stretched upon it with a sigh. He had just returned from yet another assassination ordered by Father, his fourth job that month. After weeks of forced isolation, 6 was finally allowed to join his normal sleeping quarters once more. He didn’t realize how much he missed his old bunk until his head hit the thin pillow. 

The killings didn’t trouble him, necessarily, though he wasn’t fond of working those jobs alone. 6 wanted to work more with 47 so they could work on their plan to escape the Institute, once and for all. He didn’t realize how much he missed his brother until he was forced to spend a month without him. It was by Father’s orders that he had to spend time away from 47 and the others, until he felt 6 had learned some sort of lesson for his latest disobedience.

Ort-Meyer ordered random searches of the asylum on occasion, despite the possibilities for contraband within its walls being slim to none. It seemed even more ridiculous considering the guards always confronted 6 about returning items leftover from his travels. Weapons were risky, of course, but they wouldn’t even let him keep a near-empty pack of cigarettes, for God’s sake.

Unfortunately, one of Father’s random searches led to the discovery of his secret stash. The items in his collection were deadlier and more valuable than any drug or weapon they could conceive: they were his books. 6 had accumulated his own private library one book at a time, smuggling them past the guards when he returned from assassinations. 

6 took an interest in reading a few years before, when Father’s worry lessened over another escape attempt by 6 and 47. Weeks after Ort-Meyer’s men salted the earth of the community that dared to show the brothers kindness, he felt enough time had passed that his subjects had learned their lesson. Besides, he needed more funds for the Institute, so he sent his most effective assassins across the world to do what they did best.

6 was at the airport for their return when he swiped a small paperback for the flight home. He instantly became engrossed and decided he wanted to keep it, so he sought to sneak the book past the guards at check-in. 47 didn’t understand 6’s sudden interest in reading, but he recognized how much it meant to his brother for him to risk more punishment. He aided 6 with distracting the guards while his brother smuggled the book inside the Institute.

It became a habit of his after that: 6 would travel with 47 to assassinate some unfortunate soul, then find a new book to add to his stash. One of them would cause a distraction while the other quietly carried the book inside. Reading broke the monotony of 6’s existence at the Institute and fueled his desire to know more of the world beyond, to experience a life of his own volition. 

The books gave 6 hope. Father wouldn’t stand for that.

“Welcome back, 6.” 47 leaned against the top bunk as 6 folded his arms behind his head. 

“Hello, brother.”

“Are you here to stay?”

“So it seems.”

47 nodded. “What was your punishment?”

“Fewer meals, isolation, and a bonfire, unfortunately.”

“So there was nothing left?”

“Not that I saw.” 6 sat up and swung his legs off the bed. “There wasn’t a single page left under the floorboards.”

“I’m sorry, 6. I know your books meant something to you.”

6 nodded. “Yes. I was a fool for thinking I could keep them forever.”

47’s eyes followed the other subject in the room as he exited into the hallway, leaving 47 briefly alone with 6. 47 approached the empty bottom bunk across from his brother and knelt by the mattress, reaching beneath to where he had cut into the material. He extracted the hidden item and tossed it, landing it in 6’s lap.

“47, how did you…“ 6 huffed in surprise as he examined the book in his lap. “Where did you get this?”

“From an anonymous donor.” 47 offered a small smirk. “They couldn’t use it anymore.”

“This is risky, you know.”

“Yes. But you need it,” he said matter-of-factly.

6 smiled to himself. He flipped through the worn copy of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, the last book they smuggled in but he never got to read.

“47…thank you. I won’t forget this.”

His brother nodded. “Just do us both a favor, 6.”

“What’s that?”

“Find a better hiding spot.”

[headofocs-inklesspen]

Discovered that the coworker I introduced to tumblr almost exclusively uses the ‘based on your likes’ algorithm feed instead of his normal dashboard as curated by those he follows (the way the gods intended tumblr to be experienced) and I am unsettled.

[issytheamateurnerd]

My big project should be released within the next few days.😉

[rudolphsb9]

Katia's mother's lack of a canonical name still bothers me. Like you couldn't find a suitable feminine Tamil name? You just didn't think it was important? You thought no one would notice if you put enough emphasis on Litvenko?

[creature-wizard]

Addressing some anti-voter reasoning (and explaining why it's bad)

The reasoning most anti-voters are using is bad, and here's why.

"I plan to vote third party."

When it comes to presidential elections, third-party voting is dead in the water without massive election reforms, which Republicans will never allow if they have their way. By voting third party, you're effectively voting for Trump and Project 2025/Agenda 47. This might sound harsh, but it's just the truth right now.

"I would be complicit in genocide."

If genocide is what you're worried about, how would letting Donald J. "Finish The Problem" Trump become president help? Do you really think Donald J. Muslim Ban Trump isn't going to go after Palestinians already in the US? And what exactly do you plan to do for Palestinians in a Trump dictatorship when you've been imprisoned for "pornography" because you were trans in public, posted pictures of trans people or characters, or posted support for trans people? (Yeah, Trump and his buddies want to legislate so-called "trans ideology" as "pornography" and make it illegal.)

"It would be no worse than what POC are going through already."

However bad things are for POC in America right now, a Trump presidency would make them even worse. Using their suffering to justify letting Trump into the White House again is really, really messed up.

"White people have it coming."

White people won't be the ones who suffer the most. Again, POC will be disproportionately affected by Trump's policies. If you actually care about POC, why would you want to subject them to that? How does making things worse for them help anything?

"Bad things happened under Biden."

And a number of them happened because of Supreme Court members whom Donald Trump appointed, and because Republicans blocked his efforts to fix things. Furthermore, many good things happened under the Biden/Harris administration. Here's one post with examples. Here's another post. And here's another post. And here are some good things Kamala Harris has done.

One reason to vote for Harris is to balance the Supreme Court. If elected, she'll be able to appoint judges who aren't turbo-conservatives, which would help us immensely going forward. (It was a liberal Supreme Court that got us gay marriage, remember?) Meanwhile, if Trump is elected, he will appoint more turbo-conservative judges. We gotta think about the long game here.

"The Revolution would solve everything."

Leftists right now would never have tactical parity with, much less superiority over the US military, which Donald Trump would happily sic on all of you. At best, your "revolution" would actually be decades of insurgency. The genocide in Palestine would still happen, and the most vulnerable people in the US would suffer even more.

So basically, there's just no good reason not to vote at this point. Refusing to vote (or voting third party) is counterproductive to literally anything you want to accomplish, unless what you want to accomplish is "make things infinitely worse for everyone."

[pupkashi]

satoru loves yapping [to you]

satoru was always chatty, shoko could definitely attest to that statement, subjected to too many conversations she definitely did not care about.

“isn’t it hotter than usual? i swear last year it was colder around this time of year-” he began, continuing to talk as shoko tried to focus instead on healing an injured itadori in front of her.

it seemed that his chatty characteristic only amplified when you were around, his eyes would visibly brighten, practically gleaming when you appeared in his eyesight.

“sweetheart! how are you? staying cold in this heat?” you can help but smile at him, walking straight into his already outstretched arms and squeezing his waist a bit, pressing a soft peck to his cheek before pulling away.

“heat? it feels so good out today!” you sigh happily, waving yellow to shoko and itadori, “it is hotter than last year though I’ll tell you that,” satoru grins at your words, turning to shoko with a flint in his eyes before turning back to you.

“that’s what I said! global warming is getting too severe-” the two of you walking out hand in hand, the taller man still talking as you listened intently.

satoru never felt the need to be quiet around you, always finding things to talk about no matter the task or the hour.

“and so you would think that since they were doing so bad they would think of making changes right?” you nod along, humming so he knows you’re listening, “but no! they keep going with same stupid strategy and it’s so frustrating as a fan to see, i just want him to achieve his dreams,” he sighs sadly.

“can you pass the salt?” you ask, taking it from his much larger hand, thanking him before speaking up again, “why does he keep resigning if they always treat him so poorly?” you ask, satoru smiles, heart warming at the fact that you really do pay attention to him.

“he’s always wanted to win with Ferrari- let me take you back to the beginning” he begins, giving you a summary of charles leclerc’s life as you finish cooking dinner.

you could always tell when he got a bit insecure of how talkative he was, but you’d always smile at him, urging him to go on. “and then what? why’d you stop talking?” you’d say, making him smile widely before quietly starting again.

“I’m listening, angel boy,” you mumble in between dreams, listening to him talk about how orange juice isn’t the same as it was when he was growing up and how the new game he downloaded was more complicated than it seems.

it could be nearing 2 in the morning but you wouldn’t mind, satoru would be discussing how and why wombats have cube shaped poops and how koalas eat eucalyptus and pandas have half a brain cell they don’t bother to use.

“it has no real nutritional value and that’s why they have to eat so much of it,” he mumbles, eyes drooping as he cuddles closer to you.

“aren’t they made to digest meat?” you whisper, head tucked into the crook of his neck, your breath running a chill down his spine.

“think so, dunno” he mumbles back, breathing evening out before he’s fully asleep.

your eyes open slowly as you crane your neck, his pink lips slightly parted as he takes soft breaths, snowy hair pointing every which way.

you can’t help but smile at your lover.

“goodnight pretty boy” you whisper, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek, “my little yapper,” you chuckle to yourself, already looking forward to what he’d talk about tomorrow.

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a/n: hi friends ! just a quick little something i put together bc i miss satoru so bad lately </3 he’s def a yapper and i want to hear him talk all day and night

taglist (send an ask to be added!): @chilichopsticks @anime-for-the-sleepless @safaia-47 @nanamikentoseyebags @fushironi @nineooooo @the-mom-friend-dot-com @gojoshooter @sat6ru @beautiful-is-boring @sweetheart-satoru @luna0713hunter @torusmochi

[sixxth]

[tacticalhimbo]

hello hitman fandom. today, i offer you angst. tomorrow? who knows :}

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[lqfiles]

SCORE THAT GOAL! — smau

after your college had announced that all the students were required to join a club and attend it twice a week, you were planning on either a) dropping out, or b) join the art club and pretend to be sick most of the times. that was before you discovered that park jisung is a long time member of the football team. change in plans: you LOVE football.

or in which you mindlessly join the football club in hopes of catching your crush’s attention (and to maybe secretly check him out too) who cares if you can’t even kick a ball up in the air?

football-player!jisung x fem!reader

genre ; rlly just humour, football / sports au, fluff, some angst, pining and eventually mutual pining, probably slow-burn, college au, strangers to lovers.

extras ; teasing and profanity | sexual and death jokes | reader is down bad | jisung kinda dislikes reader and closed off at the start | my knowledge on football isn’t the BEST but i know above basics and enough for this fic | idrc if some of these subject clubs don’t exist this is for entertainment 😸

notes ; 😭 mostly posting this for myself cos i’ve wanted to try a smau for a while now but i hope anyone else enjoys too.

PLAYLIST ; Rising , TripleS — Hype Boy , newjeans — Awkward , SZA — Gasoline , ROSY (FT. LILMONEY) — Attracted To You , Pinkpantheress — Cognac Queen , Megan Thee Stallion — Goodie Bag , Still Woozy — Eyedress , Something About You .

STATUS ; completed! (24.02.24)

profiles (1) | profiles (2)

1 ) donghyuck’s fault

2 ) 20% more insane

3 ) it’s the voices again

4 ) yes captain!

5 ) invest in a priv account

6 ) peach lipton ice tea

7 ) no suicide EVER

8 ) always believe women

9 ) grape & lemon drink

10 ) favourite teammate

11 ) wingman

12 ) jeno’s food provider

13 ) no lunch

14 ) awkward tension

15 ) a simple conversation

16 ) an even more normal conversation

17 ) under my umbrella

18 ) a canon event (ft. Renjun's Black Friday offer)

19 ) feeling submissive and fragile

20 ) woman hobbies & failed courseworks

21 ) man up and break it

22 ) make-up brush vs subway sandwich

23 ) OFFICIAL FRIENDSHIP!!!

24 ) a nice gesture

25 ) NOT my boyfriend

26 ) business exchange

27 ) what about mark?

28 ) winter wonders with you

29 ) JISUNG vs MARK

30 ) my princess (very lame)

31 ) riddle me this

32 ) do you like her? (probably)

33 ) wtf does QUORA know?

34 ) JISUNGxY/N: plan A

35 ) evil out the way, GOOD RIDDANCE

36 ) basketball incidents.

37 ) JISUNGxY/N: plan B (the jisung quiz)

38 ) E-DATING 🔛🔝🔥

39 ) wise words from renjun

40 ) that one sign

41 ) guess it’s a date

42 ) (unofficial) couple goals

43 ) the y/nle argument

44 ) professional over-thinker

45 ) executing major girlboss energy

46 ) the confession prep

47 ) knock some sense into them

48 ) war is over

49 ) knock some sense into JISUNG

50 ) an overdue confession

51 ) be your boyfriend?

52 ) scored that goal!

BONUS:

jisung the blonde

JISUNG vs MARK pt.2

jaemin’s hit tweets

the jeno quiz

one huge polyamory relationship

rating my boyfriend’s hair colours

thank you for reading!