#stupidlexusfans

[lexus-is-problematic]

Did she cheated on max?

Yes, Lexus cheated on Max when he was in rehab. Though I do think there was proof that she cheated on him before rehab with Matt Good as well.

[all-timebl0w]

aw guys. on the xstupidlexusfans i left them a message about lexus smoking, and skye called juan and i cute IM SO DONE BC IT MADE MY DAY UGH

[inthisillusion]

I couldn't find Stupidlexusfans and I almost had a heart attack

Oh god that was scary

[sexuswhoranda]

Faggots.

just saying, youre an asshole. get a life and stay out of other peoples shit. you dont even know wth is going on in her life; youre just pissed off because she DOES have talent and IS actually very pretty. 

[assfisted-me-blog]

My Limited Edition Birthday Card to Lexsucks and Dick

To Lexus: Why do people do you,

Why do people do you,

Your pussy reeks of mayonnaise,

And you smell like chlamydia too.

To Nick:

I'm gonna make you moo,

I'm gonna make you moo,

I'm gonna put a dildo up your ass,

And I'm gonna make you fucking moo.

COMING SOON: A peek inside their birthday cards and gifts to each other...

[fuckyeahlexusamanda-blog]

Quit reblogging stupidlexus fans... I love your blog, but you reblogging them pisses me off. I want that blog to burn. They're so judgmental and they don't enough know her.

I love that blog tho fuck off

[assfisted-me-blog]

Reprobate Romance - Blacklisted Me *Re-write* AIDS in Your Pants - Assfisted Me

Verse 1:

Sucking your dick is the most wonderful crime, 

I’ve been to jail tons of times. Oh oh.

You know you’re getting AIDS despite the condom we used, An illness you can’t fight. Ohh.

CHORUS:

We’re just an accident,

Based on uh-dull-tree (adultery)

And when you left your wife,

Did you ever thi-n-nk of me?

I know I do have AIDS,

But not Herpes as well,

So listen when I confirm it through teh-eh-ext

(So listen when I confirm it,confirm it, through teh-eh-ext)

Verse 2:

You left me here without a text or goodbye,

You never even called.

Oh oh oh

You saw me then with all my genital warts

Acceptance I’ll never find, ohhh

CHORUS

Middle 8:

I just like giving people AIDS

And faking my pregnancy

So if the hospital calls,

Will you still have sex with me?

I don’t know if it’s Herpes,

Or just my HIV,

So listen when I confirm it through teh-eh-ext.

Yeah I said you wouldn’t get AIDS but it’s my ex’s fault,

I came back positive

Yeah I said you wouldn’t get AIDS but then something changed

I came back positive

Yeah I said you wouldn’t get AIDS but then something changed,

I came back positive

CHORUS

I JUST LIKE GIVING PEOPLE AIDS AND FAKING MY PREGNANCY

So if the hospital calls,

Will you still have sex with me?

I don’t know if it’s Herpes,

Or other STDS,

So listen when I confirm it through te-eh-ext.

Yep, I finally found it! This is the original RR parody I submitted to stupidlexusfans around a month ago. I looked through their posts for a while until I found it. Hope you guys like it, this might be one of my favourites out of the parodies I've written.

[fuckyeahlexusamanda-blog]

stupidlexusfans will never not be perfect people　

[assfisted-me-blog]

Re-write of 'Breathe' by Blacklisted me: Eyebrow Girl by Assfisted Me

I didn't always wanna pluck my eyebrows I thought the bush was always here to stay But then I fucked up and pulled them all off I didn't think that I could kill a rat And glue it where my eyebrows should be But you forgave me when my eyebrows were fading

CHORUS:

How can she see?

Does she even know where she is?

She was so lost on the street and she still can't properly see

Because those god awful eyebrows are blaw-cking (blocking) her sight

Now that she can't see, we can troll her for eternity

Verse 2: The rat you've given me for my eyebrows loss

An alternative to going eyebrow-less (said: luss)

Cuz you gave me an idea to save me 

I struggle as the evil eyebrows call my name

Taking over my life and my twitter page

Still you gave me ideas when my eyebrows were fading

CHORUS x3

Hey she got what she wanted right?More negative attention. No racism or baseless  thoughts and ideas, telling her to kill herself, etc. Just the bushy eyebrow-like truth. Because that hurts.