#stupidass

[tedthetalk]

Girls will admire physical traits in others and wish for them without realizing they’ve already got them.

[a-flickering-soul]

stop making your robots look like humans. cowards.

[redratt]

>mfw I guess I'm traumatized by people saying the word 'die' in shows when I was a kid

Nah but all this unironically is why I call myself a fucking dyke and not a lesbian and especially not Sapphic.

Something very funny to me about someone complaining abt how these terms are proliferating the non-TikTok space and then a motherfucker going "NOOOOO UWU YOURE A BUFFOON! A FOOL! BE OK WITH THESE TERMS LEAKING INTO REALITY INSTEAD OF BEING IN THEIR HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!"

Also lmao

>THE CHILDREN

we really are doing this huh

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

[theworldoftrash]

They need to make a pen that doesn't burn my fucking throat

[monriatitans]

STUPIDITY QUOTE 19

Thursday, July 11, 2024

“Intelligent people can still get into some stupid-ass foolery.” – Jonny Garza Villa, Fifteen Hundred Miles from the Sun

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[eggshapedhimbo]

The inception of this account came as a result of the realization that my thoughts without documentation are doomed to be lost in the laundry chair that is my head.

[insectsinsects]

305 posts and no tweets essentially means nothing in the grand scheme of why i continue to leave and come back to twitter all the time but also this has become my main channel for extraneous thought while i wait on therapist contact info from my older sister and my new glasses to get shipped in and they said those would take a week because my eyes need that much correcting ("umm actually!☝️🤓")

[marshmellow-diary]

Be like me.

> Do research for the story I'm writing. July, 2022.

> Find a good read on Scribd.

> Subscribe to free trial to download the pdf.

> Forget all about it.

> Fast forward to July 2023: my bank has been charging my account for a year.

> Notice it and call the bank.

> Realize I wasted money when I could have bought pretty dresses with it. Fuck my life.

[negaiishipping]

[ex0toxin]

toxic violent unstable lethal stupid yuri 🧡

[gonzogirl418]

Day 3 - 01/03/2023 = #Breakfast #FMSphotoaday #Challenge Not today's but this is a picture of one of my favorite breakfast plates. I'm not eating much these last few days because I've lost my sense of taste and smell due to #stupidass #covid This was made by my wonderful hubby and contains yummy bacon, breakfast potatoes, scrambled eggs w/cheese & salsa, and some wheat toast topped with strawberry #freezerves (yes Freezerves... Look it up and order some today it's the best jam ever!!!) #Transformation2023 - #letsgrowtogether #twentytwentythree #timeforachange #thepoweriswithin #lifeisprecious #learn #love #donotsettle #pushyourself #thedivineisinyou #possibilities #changes #newchapter #newdirection #fms #fmspad #fmsphotoadaychallenge #fms_breakfast #ilovemyhusband #covidsucks #gimmemytasteandsmellback #jerkface #soyummy https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm-rXhtrdfD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kimitona-clownzee]

Why are his horns like Medkit whaiduajdjnansjshsj

What did you do to my gun?

...Nothing.

[handweavers]

never forgetting the christian hindutva anti-communist anarchist moron i am distantly acquainted with irl who tweeted with complete seriousness "criticizing the caste system is racist because before british colonialism it didn't mean anything bad, caste was just the people you hung out with" it lives in my head rent free. verbatim "caste was just the people you hung out with" this guy's mind is a desolate place

[waitineedaname]

ENCYCLOPEDIA -- In Proud Immortal Demon Way, Luo Binghe emerges from the Endless Abyss a fully realized heavenly demon. This marks the beginning of his quest for revenge against those who wronged him, along with bedding every woman he comes across.

HALF LIGHT -- He comes out hungry for blood. Your blood.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Success] -- You remember cheering when you read his revenge against Shen Qingqiu. In fact, you remember commenting that he should've gone further when punishing the scum villain. Little did you know that someday you'd be the scum villain in question.

HALF LIGHT -- You have five years before Luo Binghe decides to turn you into a human stick. Better start running.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY -- I can take him.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT -- In a fight, right?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY -- ...

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT -- In a fight, right?

AUTHORITY [Formidable: Failure] -- You absolutely cannot take him, in a fight or otherwise. He's the stallion protagonist, what are you talking about? You're just his poser shizun. You don't stand a chance.

HALF LIGHT -- You pushed your beloved, sticky little white lotus disciple into the Endless Abyss, and there's no coming back from it. You need to start planning now. When he comes back, what will you do?

[Conceptualization: Impossible] Understand the changes you've already made to the story.

[Rhetoric: Challenging] Explain why you did what you did.

[Physical Instrument: Godly] I can take him.

[Electrochemistry: Formidable] I can take him.

[Drama: Challenging] Fake your death.

DRAMA [Challenging: Failure] -- He can't kill you if you're already dead, right? Of course, faking your death is too cliche, and there are too many ways it could go wrong. If you faked your death normally and ran off, there's always the chance he could find you again.

DRAMA -- There's only one option. You're going to have to kill yourself for real.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] -- You know, there's a mushroom that might help with this...

[gustprick]

stupid comic I've thought about when the rick sheglam blush came out

i think prime loved it ;3

[asterclaw]

he’s out there killing butterflies (moths)

i’m bad,,,,at drawing moths ig but eh idk why i decided to make it so simplistic, but i kinda like it??? congrats, @elizakai, btw, you deserve all the praise for your work you get and more <3 (that’s their dtiys btw <3)