#stuhlinger too!

[cyb3rangel1]

sometimes i pretend im in a stuhlinger situation and i have richtofen's voice in my head and i 'talk' to him :3

very crazy of me, but its fun! we watch videos together and hes always confused cause hes an old man >.< i dont explain anything cause its funnier that way

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Edward has been tormenting Stuhlinger with the same song for 17 hours straight

[fizzygator420]

I love Samuel J. Stuhlinger ,,,

[jambo-mybeloved]

Samuel Stuhlinger has skill issues and he is the definition of a wet cat and deserves to be thrown into the ocean where he will perish because he has skill issues

[horrordraconic]

About

I follow from @agentukelele

I'm Hatch! I'm 26 and I've been otherkin for about 10+ years now. Time flies, lol!

I'm very alterhuman, but my brain issues makes it hard for me to remember details or pick them out very well. I'd like to try to figure out things here

Highly quoiluntary

Empty median system (Jaeger in memoriam), possible future willogenic system. I might settle on multiselves because I fear giving up autonomy.

Desirdae! That will likely come up a lot here too.

Insert label dump here

Vampire. Not psy/sang, most likely otherkin.

Divine. My own original type, and a fictional godshard of the Night Mother. Mainly associated with horror

Pokekin, Fallen angel, Dragonkin, Dollkin

Fictionkin:

Kylo Ren

Otacon

Oswald Cobblepot

Medic

Pyro

Richard Trager

Frank Manera

One of the twins from Outlast

Alfred Drevis

Battle Droid

Desert Bluffs

Trevor Phillips

Michael De Santa

Sans

Mettaton

Junkrat

Samuel Stuhlinger

Nero Blackstone

Foxy

Amber (og SU gem)

Hannibal Lecter

Little/Big Sister

Maxie (ORAS)

Hearted:

Spooky (Neko Atsume)

Cicero

Lucas Baker

HABIT

Wolf

Opossum

Otherlink:

Alternates

TMA Avatar

Smiling/Nightmare Critters

Hearthomes:

Slendermansion

The Vast

Abandoned playgrounds

Arcades

SCP Foundation

The Backrooms

Apocalypses

Playcare

Desirdae:

Hipster

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

FictoMed

Panhorror

[melondareaper]

Is it possible I request a little doodle of either Ultimis Nikolai Or Stuhlinger I'd love see one of em in your style :D

YEYEYEYE OFC!!

I did some drawings of the Primis and Ultimis Crew a while ago, I havent drawn any of the Victus Crew yet so I drew Nikolai for ya!

I hope you enjoy it!! And ty for submitting your ask, I literally was just playing bo4 as Ultimis Dempsey and slammed my controller as fast as I could and draw this goofy man<33

I'm not too good w hands ToT

[clownsarthouse]

Deadman's Wonderland...

I DID A COVER! YIPPIE! Anyways, I hppe to be more active in singing and in my other hobbies this year. Hopefully do the entire COD Zombies album (I wanna say too that Kevin Sherwood HAS stated that is all good to cover the songs. I asked him on a livestream-) Stuhlinger image under cut!

[bumblingbee1]

What's your opinion on these fuckers from tranzit

GOSH, I fucking hate the denizens 😭😭😭

Anyway, my favorite has got to be Misty! Marlton is pretty neat too! Russman’s pretty cool too!

I got mixed feelings on Stuhlinger, though. While I do find him kinda funny sometimes, his misogynistic remarks towards Misty piss me the hell off! So I don’t like him that much.

But overall, the Victis crew has grown on me over the years. I used to dislike them as I was too attached to Ultimis, but as I opened my mind, I began to enjoy them 😊

[1andxrea1tge1bisexual1here1]

After Nikolai falls into a coma, the characters' reactions and After Nikolai falls into a coma, the characters' reactions and interactions unfold as follows:

1. Tank Dempsey: Initially, Dempsey hides his emotions from the group, trying to maintain his tough exterior. However, the weight of the situation eventually becomes too much for him to bear. He experiences his first mental breakdown and struggles to cope. Samuel J. Stuhlinger, despite his own issues, recognizes Dempsey's distress and offers him support.

2. Nikolai Belinski: In the coma, Nikolai obviously does not exhibit any immediate reactions.

3. Takeo Masaki: Takeo becomes reflective and begins to contemplate the significance of their journey and the bonds they've formed. He starts training more rigorously, seeing it as a way to honor Nikolai's absence.

4. Edward Richtofen: Richtofen becomes more focused and obsessed with finding a way to wake Nikolai up. He throws himself into researching potential solutions and grows distant from the others due to his preoccupation.

5. Samuel J. Stuhlinger: Stuhlinger becomes more serious and responsible, trying to take on a leadership role in Richtofen's absence. He also spends time consoling Dempsey, recognizing the need for emotional support within the group.

6. Marlton Johnson: Marlton struggles to balance his logical approach with the emotional turmoil that surrounds them. He becomes more protective of Misty, recognizing the need to keep the group stable and united.

7. Abigail " Misty " Briarton: Misty takes charge of the group, leading them in their missions with determination. She becomes more vocal and assertive, stepping up to fill the void left by Nikolai's absence.

8. Russman: Russman becomes even more paranoid and erratic, haunted by his knowledge of the truth and driven to find a way to confront their situation head-on.

As time passes, the group's dynamics shift and evolve in response to Nikolai's coma. Each character copes in their own way, finding support from unlikely sources within the group as they navigate the challenges ahead.

Comic dub

Panel 1:

[Dempsey is shown sitting in a corner, his face buried in his hands. He looks distressed and overwhelmed.]

Dempsey: (thoughts) What the hell is happening to me? I can't... I can't handle this!

Panel 2:

[Samuel J. Stuhlinger approaches Dempsey cautiously, placing a hand on his shoulder.]

Samuel: Hey, Dempsey. It's gonna be alright. You're not alone in this.

Panel 3:

[Dempsey looks up at Samuel with red, tear-filled eyes.]

Dempsey: (voice trembling) I... I don't know, Stuhlinger. I just... I can't keep it together anymore.

Panel 4:

[Samuel sits down beside Dempsey, offering a reassuring smile.]

Samuel: Look, I get it. We're all going through some messed-up stuff here. But we gotta support each other, you know?

Panel 5:

[Dempsey lets out a heavy sigh, his tense shoulders relaxing slightly.]

Dempsey: Yeah, you're right. It's just... this whole situation, Nikolai in a coma, Richtofen's schemes... it's driving me crazy.

Panel 6:

[Samuel places a hand on Dempsey's back, trying to provide comfort.]

Samuel: We'll figure it out, man. Together. We've faced worse, remember?

Panel 7:

[As Dempsey begins to calm down, Nikolai suddenly stirs in his coma bed.]

Nikolai: (weakly) V

What... is happening?

Panel 8:

[Dempsey and Samuel both turn their attention to Nikolai, surprised and relieved by his awakening.]

Dempsey: (whispering) N- nikolai?

Panel 9:

[Nikolai's eyes slowly open, and he looks at Dempsey and Samuel with a mixture of confusion and concern.]

Nikolai: Where... am I? And what is going on?

Panel 10:

[Dempsey's face breaks into a relieved grin, tears still glistening in his eyes.]

Dempsey: (emotionally) Nikolai! You're awake! Man, you have no idea how scared I was!

[End of Comic Dub Text]

[widowswineapologist]

In theory, I think it's funny to picture Ultimis Richtofen at the end of Buried taking over his s/o's body instead of Sammy Stuhlinger. It's all fun and games until he makes it weird and controls your body to not do what you want. No, Richtofen. I don't care if you don't like apple pie because I do and I will fight to have control to enjoy that!

I MAY HAVE THOUGHT ABT THIS BEFORE BUT IN A NOT SO SAFE FOR WORK WAY SOBS- 

but he absolutely would just be a menace in your body. he might purposefully try to do things to antagonize you, but nothing *too far* since you're like the only one who's boundaries he actually respects LMFAO i dont know exactly how control would be split, though. it might be a major matter of will power but it'd be extremely funny if you could talk but he's the one controlling the movement of the body- so he's just doing some absolutely random shit while you're chatting to someone. IMAGINE YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE AND HE JUST CONTINUOUSLY KEEPS TAPPING THEIR FACE AND YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE EVERY TIME WHILE TRYING TO CARRY ON- 

wish i knew how to do a read more thing on mobile bc then I'd just go haywire with this idea i have so many Thoughts™ (well. thots. AHAHA-) 

[perseus-apologist]

Edward Bitchtofen

Is that anything?

yes, the perfect theory: everyone in touch with the Aether turns into a bitch

evidence? Richtofen is Bitchtofen, Samantha gains rabies, Samuel Stuhlinger is a piss boy, but he a lil bitch, not too much, and Maxis in Buried? Biggest bitch of all

how tf u gonna blow up the whole earth just cuz of some random lil German twink? <:/ that’s a bitch move if I’ve ever seen one

[zombiesheadcanonsplease]

Tbh It was actually sad that they’re all gone, but I feel like how they made the end like that was uninteresting. I wish we got to see them back to their old lives instead of them saying what they want.

I knew someone was going to die, especially Victis, so I was already preparing myself.

I too wish that the end could have been ‘better’, per say.

For example, making Nikolai’s speech shorter or at least have the art be about them (perhaps when they’re dying or even do another scene with Victis) Speaking of which...

I wish Victis had time to say farewell to each other, I wish Marlton and Misty spoke to each other about their love and how it’s unfair, Russman in denial of what’s about to happen, and Stuhlinger in utter despair at the fact that he trusted Richtofen, only to be left to this fate. Then, you see them slowly fading away, Marlton (being the last one to disappear) watches on as Misty disappears only for him to join her in a few seconds.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

Heya, Maddie!

It's random as hell, but I was wondering if you had any COD Zombies LGBTQ headcanons? Just curious :)

Good evening, Bee! I do have several! Here goes!🌷

For starters:

Takeo Masaki is asexual. He has interest in romance, but other affairs just don’t really interest him.

Dr. Schuster is gay. Peter McCain was too (that’s what the whole “Phoebe” incident was about)

It’s more canon that Samantha Maxis is lesbian (*cough* SamGrey *cough*)

Misty is definitely bi and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Primis Dempsey is more likely to be openly bi (thanks to a certain Samurai), and he was by Blood of the Dead. Ultimis Dempsey is too full of anger and internalized feelings to ever explore it, which is what he told Peter after those loving letters ended up not being “Phoebe”. He would hopefully come around if things hadn’t hit the fan. I still hate Tag Der Toten.

I remember someone having the headcanon that Marlton is trans and I think I do too! As if the poor guy doesn’t have enough anxiety, he worries sometimes if he won’t be accepted if he was ever open about it. Misty reassures that nothing could ever change what an amazing man he is. Perhaps she’s a little rough about defending him, but she’s always being the best supportive gf she can be.

Richtofen goes by no label if you asked him, but he is in my eyes pansexual (between the obvious mlm quotes and the few quotes said about women + Director having a wife). Primis never had the time to truly pursue any of the crushes he had. Ultimis did! He actually dated his college roommate. Due to wanting different career paths, they broke up. Ultimis’ quote about how “all American women do is play games” is in reference to a not-so nice woman he pursued short term in the Illuminati. There was a lot of passion. Alas, his poor little heart loved her more than she deserved.

To add to this, Ultimis Richtofen and Dr. Schuster actually had feelings for each other! But the two were shyly pining their feelings thanks to how awful the 1940s was. It’s without a doubt those late evenings performing “overtime” lab work there was just an excuse to grow closer. Before the 115-induced delusions warped Richtofen’s mind, it was actually endearing to see the softness between each other blossom. Maybe in another timeline, things went better than what we had to see.

Samuel Stuhlinger is gay, but he’s heavily closeted about it. It’s no help when a voice in your head knows about your secret daydreams and teases you about it.

I can still hear his voice… YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE

TO MY GLOWING GREEN

BALLS! 🤪🤪🤭

[fizzygator420]

(idk if this is gonna work BUT)

Richtofen telling Stuhlinger he loves him (real)

edit: it works good enough, I'm too lazy to fix it for now

[lexiconcatalog]

Stutofen shit under the cut (my headcanons and such, I’ll probably repost this to add more if I come up w/ anything more!)

Regarding “Blood Donor Edward”/Edward 2.0:

Samuel keeps Edward up often with his theorizing bullshit and feels bad about it so he usually makes Edward a cup of coffee in the morning. 

Edward tries to convince Samuel to eat healthier because his entire diet consists of 9 pounds of cheese, two bottles of beer and misc junk food he orders like mcdonalds fries a day (Samuel eventually complies a bit, and Edward takes him out to Olive Garden where Samuel later again kept Ed up over about how the breadsticks there are actually extradimensional and/or created by the government to make everyone eat more carbs bc obivously CARBS are something the Government wants to shove down ur gullet) 

Samuel writes a lot of "remember this" notes but forgets where he puts the notes (he shoves them in a drawer) so Ed takes them and puts them where they should be (like, "remember to take ur car keys" Ed would put it on the counter in the kitchen or smth) and Samuel would do the same for Edward by making sticky notes and sticking them onto like Ed's notebook ("remember to bring me more notebook paper I'm running out ... ily!!")  

Samuel can and will spoil Edward but in bizarre ways because he's convinced that most holidays are government propaganda and so therefore he celebrates Valentine's day at like 2am in the morning in the blink middle of Summer. This often surprises Ed but hey whatever, he's being showered in fuckin' chocolates  

Samuel can't cook and orders take out, so for the sake of being able to give themselves proper nutrients to survive, Edward took some cooking classes (though he didn't tell Samuel b/c Samuel would say that those cooking classes might brain wash you or some shit) 

 Edward refuses to let Samuel drive his car because Samuel doesn't remember where places are and/or turns on the GPS and puts it all sorts of fucked and he literally just follows whatever it says like if they're on a bridge and the exit is in a mile but it says "turn left" you might as well cease and decease bc Samuel has caused a car accident 

Edward works in his own little workroom and has grueling hours of study and planning and shit and often times forgets to get food, so Samuel would come in with a whole ass bag of mcdonalds he orders from uber eats and drop it in front of him and just smooch him and let him be -However whenever SAMUEL'S working on something he always shoves it at Edward like the super proud dumbass he is just "Hey look what I found out" and Edward would lowkey gush over how his bf is so happy about how he cracked down that the government has been destroying popular people 

Edward knows a secret to get Samuel to stfu and sleep: he hums or sings quietly to Samuel and he just mcfucking dies

Samuel buys matching shirts, stupid phrases that only he and Edward would get. Like they'd probably have two shirts that say "Hambone" and "Boneless ham" and it's so stupid but Samuel loses his fuckinfshit over it so Edward would wear it w/ him what a dumb meme man 

Speaking of memes Edward has a collection of wholesome memes and sends them to Samuel when Samuel is having a moment while Samuel would literally go grab their dog(s) and bring them to Edward when hes upset ([RICHTOFEN]: I thought Takeo was taking care of ze dogs- [STUHLINGER]: you sounded sad so I brought them all to fuck shit up)

Edward cries internally because their house is a fucking mess. 

 Samuel never takes off his glasses unless Edward tells him to and he will literally sleep with them on often times and this is most likely why he fucking breaks them a lot + Edward bought Samuel a little nightlight that glows w/ little stars in the room so Samuel's dumbass doesn’t panic in the middle of the night bc of lack of glasses + darkness

Edward makes scrapbooks of all his friends and ppl he cares for but for Samuel he just sketches him and uses scrap Polaroids of his bf, it makes him smile & Samuel has no clue he has it! Edward is saving the reveal for a very rainy day SPEAKING OF RAINY DAYS... 

if it's a calm rainy day they'll just sit near a window and chat while they relax and drink and just :') + if it thunders or there is lightning Samuel panics and Edward goes over to just.. hug... just comfort him bless. 

Samuel owns a parrot named Frisbo and it copies Samuel pretty well. This makes Edward lowkey on edge bc itll be like 4am, hes trying to sleep and suddenly hears laughter but his bf is at the desk working on a new conspiracy so he "??????"

Regarding Announcer Richtofen:

Ed could actually see through Samuel's eyes and will constantly tell him to turn or grab things, like if Ed wants Samuel to do an easter egg he'd just "Sam. Sam. Sammy. Sammy. HEY! LEFT YOU DUMBASS. Ha. You got it. ooh.. okay." and it was annoying at first but Samuel now is just like "okay tell me where to doc" 

 Samuel gets lonely when Ed doesn't talk to him bc sure he and Russman are friends but Russman isn't gonna sit down and have somewhat of a heart-to-heart talk. Ed just listens (and most likely pays attention to something else.. but it makes Samuel feel so valid so) 

 Samuel is genuinely curious about Ed and will ask trivia like "What's your favorite color" and Ed at first would answer the simple ones but at this point it's become: [STUHLINGER]: So, have you ever kissed someone? [RICHTOFEN]: ...und whose asking???it's a bit one sided w/ announcer but I feel like.. Samuel would appreciate any sort of human contact?????? or social interaction? especially if they actually listen to him. 

Announcer Richtofen probably could manifest in Stu's dreams, but Stu wouldn't remember much the next day..

 If Samuel ignores him for too long all you hear in the back of his head is "Stu. Stu. Stu. Stu. Stu. Stu-" until Samuel just "hhHHHHhh" 

 Edward would reference people hes known vaguely and vent on occasion with Samuel but it would be so fuckin random, out of the blue and vague like "I cannot stand that America sometimes!" and Stu would just "...w..who???" 

[startswithabang]

Even While The World Suffers, Investing In Science Is Non-Negotiable

“Although our space program seems to lead us away from our earth and out toward the moon, the sun, the planets, and the stars, I believe that none of these celestial objects will find as much attention and study by space scientists as our earth. It will become a better earth, not only because of all the new technological and scientific knowledge which we will apply to the betterment of life, but also because we are developing a far deeper appreciation of our earth, of life, and of man.”

Every so often, the argument comes up that science is expendable. That we’re simply investing too much of our resources — too much public money — into an endeavor with no short-term benefits. Meanwhile, there’s suffering of all kinds, from poverty to disease to war to natural disasters, plaguing humanity all across the country and our world. Yet even while there is suffering in the world, investing in our long-term future is indispensable. This story is nothing new. Back in 1970, shortly after the first Moon landing, a nun working to alleviate poverty in Africa, Sister Mary Jucunda, wrote to NASA, and begged them to stop this frivolous waste of resources, and instead to use their funding for the benefit of humanity. The letter made it all the way to Ernst Stuhlinger, then the Associate Director of Science at NASA. Stuhlinger’s response was all at once compassionate and convincing, and helped convince Jucunda — as well as skeptics everywhere — of the value that science has to offer.

Come see the full story, and read Stuhlinger’s complete, original letter, on the non-negotiable value of science to our world!