DIRK: Unfortunately I'm wearing pantaloons and flying through the middle of goddamn nowhere.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Pantaloons you say
DIRK: Pant a fucking loons.
You can’t have a conversation about boobs in pantaloons!
.....
Ohhhhhhhhhhh....
ARQUIUSPRITE: E%actly a little more than three hours
DIRK: Damn it.
Wow, he was thrown far out there...
What if he needs to pee?
ARQUIUSPRITE: Additional sweeps from my STRONGLASERS are telling me there are a few other people on the periphery of the session closing in at a similar rate
DIRK: Who?
ARQUIUSPRITE: Just some dudes
THOSE ARE KIND OF IMPORTANT! D:<
ARQUIUSPRITE: That is to say, there e%ist people here who are not evil
ARQUIUSPRITE: Such as Dave
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dave is not evil, to my knowledge
DIRK: Dave???
Is that the first time he’s ever heard the name or does he know his bro’s name?
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