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I mean my Dave in particular went for a direct to video release to make sure that absolutely no mass groups would be exposed to the same iteration at the same time and there was absolutely a metaplot centered around what was going on with Geromy in the background but unfortunately he didn't get to release the secret 13th version that would've resolved that plot before Sburb happened. And then he kinda died so,,, yeah.

Anyways sup the names Rose Strider no I don't want to talk about it suffice it to say someone shuffled my universe like a fucking deck of cards.

I'm sorry Mr Strider but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to run you in for copyright infringement on your own alternate timeline future self. There can only be one Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Miovei

Well, actually there's like twelve, each with a different plot and unique misspelling of the title that are all distributed intentionally mixed up between sets to maximize chaos value but that's just pedantry.

is that even how copyright law works wouldnt i just own everything because im still dave im sure if other dave was still alive hed probably just give me the rights be like oh hey bro yo whats up bro i got these hella sick movies i made you wanna own them forever fuck yeah i do give that shit to me ok thanks bro i gotta go kill a batterbitch now ttyl man if i was him i wouldve released them all on the same day all at different movie theaters to even further propose chaos and then theyre all needlessly connected and theres like some true plot bullshit hidden in all the garbage like the worst arg ever conceived except it actually reverses in itself into being something rad as fuck at the end the person who can piece it all together wins ten billion dollars worth of shitty swords i have in my back closet

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"That sounds...about right, actually...

Hi Dave. You can call me DJ."

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"Well, on top of knowing how to play bass guitar, I dabble in other...stuff. If you want I cash try and pull something up...

...I hope not. That'd be...chilling if that were the case...to say the least."

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"Just a nickname, is all. Been a while since I worked with any kind of music in any capacity.

And yeah. Stuff gets...complicated."

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