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strayplots · 11 months ago

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Dialogue 364

"Spaghetti is not a fruit smoothie!"

#strayplots #story prompt #dialogue #1 person #things i hear at college #tw food mention

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stuff-the-rebellion-said · 4 years ago

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Rico: The only thing I have that might be against policy is my grenade launcher.

Everyone: ...

Rico: I mean my letter opener.

#rico rodriguez #dictator removal specialist #just cause 3 #jc3 #jc3 incorrect quotes #source: strayplots

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moxiety-my-love · 5 years ago

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Send me asks with ideas and prompts for Sanders Sides drabbles! I’m getting tired of spending hours on long fics, so if you could help a fellow human out, that’d be great.

Send me the # of one of these prompts, a ship, and whether you’d like it platonic or romantic. I can write them either fluffy or angsty. Or, feel free to make up your own to send me!

1. -“It’s 5AM.” - “I know.”

2. -“Are you sure about this?” -“As sure as you are straight.” -“So... not at all. Wonderful.”

3. -“Violence isn’t the answer.” -“Yeah, but it’s an option...”

4. -"Sooo, what are you doing with your life?” -“I don’t even know what I’m doing for dinner.”

5. -“What are you doing up there?” -“Regretting some of my more recent life decisions and hiding from my responsibilities. If you'd like to join me, there's plenty of room for two."

6. -“Seriously, what is all over your face?”

7. -“You tried to kill me!” -"Oh, don't take it so personally, we've all tried to kill each other."

8. -“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!”

9. -“Wake up and face the hell-world, sunshine.”

10. -“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” -“Not until four.”

11. -“All I know is, one of us is right, the other one is you.”

12. -“You just got stabbed and you want to know if I’m okay?”

13. -“Why does the house smell like Santa threw up?”

14. -“How many Christmas lights does one person need?”

15. -“Turns out it’s hard to breathe through a broken nose.”

16. -“Those are some fancy colour names.”

17. -“If you could go back in time, would you stop yourself from meeting me?”

18. -“Thou shall not enter thy room, heathen!”

19. -“That’s the most sexual handshake I’ve ever seen.”

20. -“I have work. Meet me in the library at 2?”

21. -“There’s dinner in the freezer.” -“Ice cream is not dinner. But thanks.”

22. -“Shut up and make me breakfast.”

23. -“You taste just like my coffee. Sweet, but bitter.”

24. -“Look me in the eyes and tell me that again.” -“I think we’d need a ladder for that to happen, Strawberry Shortcake.”

25. -“Really? You made me drive all the way back here just to kill a fucking bug?”

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