#strawbin’

[sleepystawbie]

141 and associates Discord names

Gaz - ItsKyleActually

Price - CptJohnPrice87

Ghost - xXManSlaughterXx

Soap - AccessoryToManslaughter

Kate - MamaWarBux

Nikolai - ChopperDaddy69

Farah - FarFarahWay

Alex - ilivedbitch

[theloonatic]

THE FIRST STRAWBERRY IN MY GARDEN HAS STARTED TO RIPEN OMG

[communistkenobi]

strawbin out

[punkgardener]

WERE HOME BIG GARDEN UPDATE

The strawberrys are strawbin' off (that's the biggest one in a while)

The pumpkin is doing good but has taken to beginning his declaration of war on the tomato and herb portion of the garden, the strawberries are holding the line, And LOOK! there's a female flower on there! (I'll probably make a post distinguishing the two flower sexes at some point)

The calendula seeds I planted in the garden before I left are doing good, I can now definitively say that they're calendula and not a weed (I may make a blog post talking about calendulas uses)

Salvia and lantana are doing great!

And here's my new Yarrow, already starting to bloom, I've forgotten the name of the variety but from the tag it looked like it'll be my favorite color, red!

Alas the peas are not doing well and I'm not entirely sure why, I think it may be something to do with the heat because if I remember correctly they don't like heat

And here we see a new development which has sprung up, in what I thought was a dead garden box we have thyme! I already have another variety of thyme but hey, I say more the merrier!

My bumblebee tomato is outshining everyone currently having produced two tomatoes, my delicious tomato's which are growing in the pot have made flowers but nothing has pollinated them, I think I'm going to have to go in with an electric toothbrush if this continues

And finally the American black cherry in my yard is producing A once in 5 years super crop, also referred to as a "good crop" (I like super because this thing is crazy) they aren't ripe yet, they turn solid black when they are and I'm worried they'll be at peak ripeness by the time I go on my big trip, which would suck because my friends were planning on coming over and helping me harvest them and make food. Here's to hoping though!

I have reached the limit of pictures I'm allowed to put on this post, just know that the nasturtiums are doing great (I'll make a separate post on them in the near future)

[mystarsinthesky]

The only thing I thought about for 4 hours today

[skzretro]

. . . strawbin emo !! <3 🍓

[unseeliej]

Strawbin'.

Strawbin’.

Okay! Hear me out. We… went strawberry picking. If you’ve been following this blog, I know what you’re probably going to say. “J. You already accidentally bought 47 strawberry starts. You were concerned about what you’d do with up to 140 pounds of basically-almost-free strawberries. Why did you go pay to pick strawberries somewhere else?” You’re right. This was part of a meetup with one of my…

[sleepystawbie]

Soap: Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the cock of an Englishman.

Ghost: Can’t you just be normal? Your chin is on my balls, for christ’s sake!

Soap: No.

[sleepystawbie]

Ghoap Christmas Wedding happily ever after in my RomCom Au universe. Felt them brainworms wigglin’

[sleepystawbie]

Husband found the funniest god damn Wikipedia article we’ve ever read. We were howling with laughter. Read at your own peril, I nearly peed myself cackling.

Thought tumblr would appreciate this part about his second wife and her distinctly Tumblr attitude to finding a man.

Literally called him a sad pathetic wet cat of a man and married him. She was our foremother.

[sleepystawbie]

This is Ghost. I need one of the talented artists or editors to make this Ghost.

My husband sent me this, I don’t have the credit deets

[sleepystawbie]

My nurses don’t seem that bothered about my recovery.

[sleepystawbie]

Husband is back from his industry trade show, look at this sticker swag he got.

Former chef and cooler cryer, I have stolen this for my grownup sippy cup

[sleepystawbie]

Ya boii just became an auntie 🍼🥳❤️

[sleepystawbie]

My idiot son making his idiot noises. Sorry for the dryer in the background.

[sleepystawbie]

A limerick

There once was a cowboy from Maine,

whose bottom game was frankly insane,

he took all his PREP and got down with some pep,

and the tops all cried ‘long may he reign!’