#str8 romance writers are you ok

[risingshards]

I saw this description for a book on Netgalley and am losing my mind

I've seen so many romance books lately that are like:

Liv runs her family orphanage after losing her family in a hot air balloon accident. Then she meets Blake, the infamous serial orphan baby puncher. She's appalled by his existence, but he's just so hot and their chemistry is really cool. Then she learns Blake was also responsible for her parents' hot air balloon accident. But he's SO hot. What can she do?

Like that enemies to lovers deal but the enemy bf is like. Deplorable just from the synopsis lmao.

(Oh my god we should do a cynical sunday writing basic tradpub enemies to lovers synopses with all their absurdities)