#str8 bros

[fitstud]

[sandk4ever]

My view in the stinky frat house just before these frat boys use and abuse me and fill me up with their hot gooey cum 🤤

[clowningaroundmars]

i still cannot get over The Twins like.

imagine.

you have another version of you out there arguably living a life just as difficult as yours, if not more, that you can talk to at literally Any Time! and they're You so you basically already have half a convo down anytime you decide to pop on over via a portal

1610 and 42 stepping out of their respective portals side-by-side just to stroll out of an alleyway like nothin happened just going:

1610: LOUD SIGH

42: rough day too huh?

1610, brushing debris off of his shoulder: yeeep. another run-in with the rhino. again.

42: you didn't lock his dumb ass up like, last month? how'd he get out?

1610: don't know, don't care. so done with this week, i just wanna... i dunno. hibernate til spring 😮‍💨

42: man, what a mood.

1610: what happened to you? you look like you had a rougher day than me!

42, covered in visible bruises and cuts along with his bandages: mannnn... rougher week more like. well... rougher life. but. anyways.

they both nod at each other in Understanding

[angelsdean]

my rule of thumb for anything misha says ever is that he's very likely lying and making things up or exaggerating for funsies and maximum chaos because why the hell not?? as an actor on a stage i too would lie abt random shit all the time for the fun of it. he is literally the epitome of real life unreliable narrator ajdskfk

[deutscherfag]

str8 dudes be like “so you suck dick huh?”

[gunkbaby]

idgaf if I’m bias nishiki is so fucking annoying in the gourmet fight like literally been bodied thrice and then interrupted my beautiful wife’s meal to tell his dumb stupid backstory for a whole episode/chapter like alright ginger snap I’d pack it in if i were you

[howlkissed]

@asabxve : // Though proud of what he'd been preparing since last night, when it came to revealing the traditional dishes, Francis couldn't help feel almost shy. Coming up from behind, he wrapped his arms around Kayleen and hunched forward to lean his jaw against the side of her head.

"And? Does it look good?" Before them was an oven dish full of chicken he marinated the evening prior, the Surinamese variant of fried rice, a spicy peanut sauce and sweet and sour cucumbers. "I had to ask my grandma to send some of the ingredients over."

Taking the scent of her that never ceased to bring him right at ease, he nuzzled into the curve of her neck. It felt like ages since he last hugged her like this.

Once her coat is hanging from his closet, she gave a thoughtful walk through of that evening's spread. Beside the enhanced sense of smell, it literally was refreshing. In every way there exist for freshness to gallop so freely.

Fresh herbs, oh how they were coated in the chicken with love and care. Not that her faith in Francis dwelled, but at the mention of grandma's influence, Kayleen realized why dinner was extra special. " It looks amazing. You brought out the sacred secret traditional dishes for lil' 'ol me? "

Before sly words were administered from little oh her, she was seconds from being caught with a subtle finger dipped in the spicy peanut sauce. Kayleen managed to pull back - but then was right in the black dog's grasp. Warm and tender, like she'd never left those few weeks ago.

Deep down Kayleen hated the distance. Waiting, being at the mercy of their work schedules for leisure time. On the other hand, it was their strongest point of their relationship. Francis' hidden identity was also a contracting part of being in a public relationship. So Kayleen holds that in her dreams at night. Regardless how it frustrates her, it's on the back burner as they embark on a quiet night together.

" I can't wait to share it with you. 𖹭 "

[ozcarr]

Actually cleaned a little for NYE so the apartment is presentable and I feel like bragging about how much our (roommate is @hateno) place rules

[pinene]

I think the thesis of my gaybro manifesto (release date spring 2025) is basically that . in a society designed around solely heterosexual romance and homosocial friendship. if you want to connect with people in a gay way you can either take the heterosexual romantic model and modify it to work for a non heterosexual connection. which I think is the dominant model. OR you can take the allowed homosocial model... and add on to it. and that's what we do

[str8homies]

Str8 guy Kameel Ismail from Perth Australia

[fitstud]

[sandk4ever]

Come on fag, unbuckle my seatbelt, get down on your knees, pull out my hard cock and go to town on it. I want your sloppy mouth sucking my cock so hard my load shoots straight down your slut throat. While you’re sucking my cock these two fingers are going right in your tight boypussy.

[edgepunk]

I'd love to see a journey of Peter Parker's self-discovery in his early-to-mid-20s and realizing he's bi. like, there's never too late to explore your sexuality and realize you might not be straight, but we all know Marvel are a bunch of cowards and will never lean into the fact that Peter's been bi-coded for decades

[nuvomica]

the 'for you' page is OBSESSED with putting sooo many m/f ships in front of me atm. ur fucking killing me man.

[nogchompa]

Also does anybody else feel like going 2 the doctor is nearly equivalent 2 going on trial

[v4lentin333]

I watched Colleen's apology video and my god LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST