#stormaggedon

[evilminji]

I choose to make this Weird(tm) and hilarious. I choose to believe that means He's Pregnant. Congrats \(^o^ )/~☆ It's a Rage Spawn! World's ANGRIEST Baby!

Because One(1)! Ghost core can not make a ghost baby.... but TWO SURE CAN. And no one ever gave Danny the Ghost Talk(tm). There is a REASON you take Core related injuries or ailments to a CERTIFIED Ghost Medical Professional(tm)!!!

The bright side? The "joy of fatherhood" has DEFINITELY calmed and centered Jason. In that he is on a VERY panicked mission to retrieve his child, negotiate co-parenting with the Alien(?) he somehow got suprise superheroics pregnant(sweet Jesus, WHAT EVEN IS HIS LIFE), and binge reading both the parenting books he stole from the Manor AND the JLA's various "So You've Knocked Up An Alien, Demon, or Eldritch Beast!" Pamphlets. He's VERY Calm. NEVER been calmer.

In FACT, the ONLY person calmer, is BRUCE. Who is making Concerning(tm) wheezing noises and gripping the batplane's steering wheel so hard he may break bones in his hands! WE ARE ALL VERY CALM HERE, RIGHT BRUCIE?! *very deliberate, if slightly wheezing, controlled breathing exercise sounds in the background*

The Outlaws AREN'T helping, because all THEY heard is "blah blah Some One Kidnapped Jason's Brand New Adorable Baby and Probably Made Jason Cry. They Like To Kick Puppies. You Should Overreact About It!" Roy ESPECIALLY is out for blood because he KNOWS Jason hadn't actively been planning on being a Dad so HOW IS THERE A KID? And WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!

He and Nightwing are just feeding off each other in a rage cycle at this point and may MURDER their way through half the God damned continent. NO ONE has stopped to talk to each other. Timmy is THIS👌 close to his supervillian origin story, AGAIN. Damian is in the wind, on a one man campaign to Rescue His Nephew(tm), and probably both have a life changing journey of healing and come to grips with his own shit childhood as he vows to save the unborn Todd Spawn from a potentially SIMILAR childhood.

Oracle? She's just straight up at war with the government. Found herself an active threat to her new nephew. Not Today Satan(tm). GIW? Meet the tech equivalent of a tactical nuclear strike. She's out here destroying LIVES.

Cass is sitting in Amnity already. She's been there a week. She has discovered blob ghosts enjoy being juggled and tried the "Nasty Burger". The sauce tasted oddly... flammable. She is concerned. It has yet to occur to her that she should PROBABLY tell the others where "Nephew's Other Dad" is headed.

Duke and Steph, concussed and injured respectively, are watching with horrified awe and horrific glee as everyone LOSES THEIR SHIT. Alfred's sensible suggestion of just ASKING the glowing lad what was going on, perhaps over brunch, and having a civilized ADULT conversation... was dead before he could even fully voice it.

It is, of course, CRITICAL. Absolutely VITAL! That NO ONE has any fucking clue what is happening. One moment everything is normal. The next? The normally unflappable Bats are LOSING THEIR SHIT in broad daylight and multiple things are on fire. All anyone can get up at the Watch Tower is "AAAAAAAAA BABY AAAAAA JASON AAAAA HE TOOK RAAAAA NOT ON MY WATCH AAAA *BAT EQUIVALENT OF HYSTERICAL SOBBING* "

Yet? Hood is... Not? The culprit here? Victim? S-Should they be... HELPING? They DEFINITELY said BABY, right? There is a baby involved? That's important! We protect babies! ....from who though? Supes, you get anything out of that? Wonder Woman? ...Why are they in Illinois?! Guys this SEEMS likesomething we should be doing something about!

And of course! Ghost babies don't take nine months. They take however long they need too! Mostly, until they have a Core Cause... and enough ectoplasm. Which? The Rage Child most CERTAINLY has a CAUSE. All he needs is that sweet, sweet 'plasm babyyyy~ then HE, STORMAGEDDON (or some other EQUALLY no doubt Suitable and IMPRESSIVE Name his Father's will Bestow Upon Him) shall unleash his MIGHTY and UNSTOPPABLE WRATH upon the SCURGE of INJUSTICE.

Starting with the Joker. He's going to rip his throat out with his itty bitty baby teeth. For DADDY!

Wrath Child's birth is going to be... An Event(tm). So, SO many hero and anti-heros and GHOSTS and GHOST HUNTERS! Because, after all, Red Hood DID Suprise Superhero Weirdness Baby the Fenton's baby boy~ So :D obviously they have to kill him. Well MADDIE wants to kill him. Jack wants to know if this is a whirl wind romance thingy, if not, THEN kill him. Vlad has made the case for marry so the child isn't a bastard and Danny gets Hood's criminal empire.... THEN kill him.

Sam is gonna take his kneecaps. Who's? Yes. Tucker, Holder Of The Braincell, called Frostbite. Who, sadly NOT being the holder of the brain cell, panicked when he realized The Talk was never given and THE KING is about to be a single mom. That can't happen! Both the king AND his unborn child need support! I will (platonicly obviously, no offence Great One, but he prefers sexy other Yetis ya know?) step up and be the Other Parent!

Which? Will NOT stand. How DARE. No, no, clearly PANDORA shall rise to this occasion! And take on this great hono- *smash!* LIKE FUCK YOU ARE! The kid' be BORED to undeath! No clearly it has to be ME, EMB- *Dragon noise!* Mi'lord I came as soon as I heard! I am ready to help you raise your so-*Ack! Fwump!* A child allowed to roam FREE with no STRUCTURE or RULES? The LAST thing we need is TWO royal brats! I, by the power invest-*Fenton blast!*

LIKE HELL YOU ARE, SPOOKS! Stay AWAY FROM MY BABY AND GRANDBABY!

All this. Throw in TEAMS of superheros. Probably Klarion because let's be real hear, this is the greatest thing he's seen in MILLENNIUM. Hell, HE might volunteer to be the little rugrat's new Daddy just to keep the show GOING! How do you feel about a summer wedding, ghost king? We can do it on Christmas just to stick to that old Saint Nickolas you hate so much~? C'mooooon, let him be a Bad Influence~

And Just? Jason, so passed panicked he's now reached a nirvana like numb, just calmly picks his way through the CHAOS *Distant Klarion giggling* and just.... scoops up his baby. Throws his new co-parent over his shoulder. Aaaaand keeps walking. Jason has Decided: Nope(tm). Just a big ol... We are NOT gonna do this today. He has decided: To Not. Really, should have done it years ago! It's very relaxing.

Let's go get something to eat. Pick out names. My name's Jason btw. Danny huh? Nice name. We should probably buy some babystuff while everyone we've ever met tears apart the outskirts of your town. I'll pay, kinda a crime lord, also a Wayne sometimes. What're your thought on college funds... *they meander off and Amnity's current mayor, whomst is not Vlad, weeps at the destruction.*

@tourettesdog @cyrwrites @stealingyourbones

DPxDC Prompt where Danny does what comes to him instinctively when he meets Red Hood: he cleanses the man’s core. He’s not even sure how he does it– how he knows to do it. Danny just puts forward what he can of his own ectoplasm, expelling the corruption from Red Hood’s core in one foul swoop.

What Danny doesn’t anticipate is that taint latching onto his own core instead, reinforced with a vengeance.

[forlornmelody]

Today's List of Nice Things:

Compressed air is my new favorite thing. Cleared whatever was fucking with my iPod's charging port and it works like new. (Well, my PC still takes issue with the drive itself, but at least it charges and syncs with iTunes now.)

Wrote a new scene for Bad Seeds. One day I will finish this thing. And it will be glorious.

Watched some more of Bad Samaritan.

STORMAGGEDON. New favorite Doctor Who character. The fact that Matt Smith's Doctor speaks baby is probably my favorite thing about him. That and he'll literally confess love to someone just to keep them from turning around and seeing the scary thing. Poor Craig.

[nojarama]

I know us Southern Californians are prepping for “stormaggedon”. But, inside my flat right now, it’s 80 degrees celsius = 176 degrees fahrenheit… and with the forecasted winds during the storm, that bitch Dorothy might drop a house on me too!!! Kill me now!!! #stormageddon #hurricanehilkary #wickedwitchofthewest #immelting #wizardofoz #menolikeyhumidity

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 172

LARP and the Real Girl/Closing Time

“LARP and the Real Girl”

Plot Description: Sam and Dean investigate the mysterious deaths of two LARPers who were engaged in a game involving a real fairy

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I mean…if the fae get you, the fae get you…

I did cut out the part in the description where they said what LARP stood for, just full disclosure

Honestly, they DESERVE to go see a movie or hit up a bar. Just one night off

Omg I love that Dean really has accepted Garth as the new Bobby

God…I’d love that LotR poster.

Fuck you, small town cop. Look. I don’t know what this guy’s whole deal was, but as long as he treated women right and wasn’t a gatekeeping asshole, “toys” on display at your residence (read: replicas of weapons from fantasy series and probably figurines of some sort. (Remind me to make a post about how much I’ve spent on the anime figures at my work desk…and the look on my work bestie’s face when she saw the amount)) are not a sign that you can’t be in a relationship or get laid.

“These kids today with their texting and murder…” I wanna kiss whoever wrote that line of dialogue on the mouth.

Felicia Day’s hair is so pretty

The dramatic thunder is…well, it’s something

Sometimes I get so sad about how much Dean has missed out on due to John. THIS is one of those times. He’s so excited to help Charlie with her battle strategy!! And he never got to foster that because he had to grow up WAY too fast and ALWAYS had to keep the tough guy persona. He’s such a little nerd at heart

Dean and Charlie should have gotten wayyyyyy more time together

You know, for being known as the nerdier of the two brothers, Sam is having zero fun with this and really just wants to get the job done. Dean’s in costume and following Charlie around as she flirts with every woman she encounters in their investigation

Noooooo don’t abduct Charlieeeeeeee

Oh. Looks like Charlie is no longer disappointed in her kidnapping

I love the boys getting sidelined in favor of the rules of this LARPing community

Of COURSE it’s that dude

Did he really think that the sword, once it turned back into foam, was going to stop Dean??

Omg is he……….HE’S GIVING THE SPEECH FROM BRAVEHEART. Deeeeeeeean

“Closing Time”

Plot Description: The Doctor, in his final days of life, encounters a mystery as he visits an old friend

Don’t love that we’re back with James Corden

What is happening with the…no that’s not how you ask about lighting in this show. Hey, who turned out the lights?

The cybermen? Maybe

Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All is quite the name for a baby to give themself

This Farewell Tour he’s on doesn’t hit as hard as Ten’s because he’s really been with just Amy and Rory and River most of the time, with the exception of Craig (who he’s visiting now), also I know he has at least two more seasons

Hmmmmmmmm a motorized toy…the cybermen are hijacking TOYS??

Omg…I don’t like how often Moffat-run shows have the joke “oh these two men seen together and/or show any sort of affection toward each other MUST be gay.”

He just went straight for the lingerie department?? Come on…

Oh they didn’t hijack shit, they just put a weird robotic rat thing in a department store

I forgot we jumped ahead some time….we still get a little bit of Amy and Rory, but Amy’s already a perfume model

The cybermen gave the cybermat TEETH??? WHY???

These….oh, yeah. Those are things to cry about later. For sure

Oh…that baby’s ceiling is the ideal. Like, real project galaxies

Aw man, James Corden only ALMOST got mauled by the lil rat thingy

Ugh, the Doctor is doing the whole “I shouldn’t have anyone around me” thing again

Did they actually kill Craig???? What is happening???? Ahhh, rats. Like, of course they didn’t but STILL

So the cybermen just exploded? Because Craig felt emotion again??

This episode is just eh. Except for the Doctor’s coat. The coat’s good

Why DOES linear time affect him now??

Oh that’s where he got the hat River’s about to shoot off

[mallymun]

@ladymaliwan

Issue with name generator, I don't need a Name Name

I need a fake ass name that won't make me want to use it as a DND character

I need generic:

Twilight Princex

Shadow

Alex

But unique:

Stormaggedon

Buffy Summers

Damian Whatever your last name was in Vamp Diaries

Now accepting

Suggestions for name changes over on ao3 so I can keep posting smut without a worry since now irl people know my name

[fuzzybunnycat12-blog]

Craig

I just realized that Craig Owens (James Cordon) probably has a better understanding and greater knowledge of the Doctor and his past than any other re-boot character (other than River Song of course). 

[tracyreviewslife]

What we get vs what I think is pretty. #winterwonderland #stormaggedon (at Milwaukie, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLP1A4dHRev/?igshid=vqlsaqfzhnxo

[ratherembarrassing]

it's raining it's pouring #stormaggedon 🌧☔️ (at Melbourne, Victoria, Australia)

[djstormageddon]

Good morning. Where you’re headed today I hope it’s a good one. #stormaggedon #commute #commuter #morning #wednesdaywisdom #coldweatherstyle

[bugsnbites]

I feel as if Craig Owens is horrifically under appreciated I mean seriously

[iamnotmereally]

That scene with the 11th doctor and Alfie in doctor who it's literally Cas and Jack

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Someone I follow has been reblogging your asks about old discourse and stuff and old memes and now I wanna read fics about the elder companions and one off characters that don't get as much love, e.g. stormaggedon. I love your blog so much, I'm so glad the person I follow is putting you on my dash so I see more of it!!

Thank you! I’ve had a lot of fun getting everyone to resurrect their old memes for me lol

[thelearningcat]

Storm has settled in to watch my put clean clothes away. He lives atop the closet now.

(But seriously, I had to stand on something when he finally decided he wanted down/pets. Unclear if he actually wanted down, but he definitely wanted pets. Nearly got accidentally scratched in the face as I struggled to get him down. I can just reach the top shelf of our closet, getting to the stuff that's been stacked is not feasible without something to stand on)

[byutak]

Hugs? ●w●

HUGSIEEEEEEESSSSS FOR YA!!!! ❤-hugs-

[entertainmentnerdly]

Rewatching DW in quarantine and forgot about the best character in the series: Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All via /r/doctorwho https://ift.tt/2V1pyPS

[rederiswrites]

Just learned that the original flock sire for the soay flock we're working on buying was named Stormaggedon. NICE.