#stop telling me I'm not

[clementimetodie]

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[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[grey-viridian]

Sillies

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[arealtrashact]

'The cage is open. You can walk out anytime you want. Why are you still in there?'

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

Seen a lot of posts about people coming into your notifications out of nothing and liking your entire blog, but here's a shoutout to the people who do Not follow you, who appear out of nowhere, reblog One (1) post that you are Not the op of, and then you never see them again. Where did you come from girl.

[petricorah]

scenes i loved from Real Enough to Get Me Through by @marriedzukka <333 [ids in alt]

[kuromi-hoemie]

ngl it does really annoy me when everyone accepts “ace people don't have sex” as the baseline assumption instead of ace people just not experiencing sexual attraction.

you can still have sex but be driven by different reasons, like to me it is a kind of affection and way to hang out with people that is influenced by the relationship we have with each other. i can think people are pretty to look at with or without their clothes without sexual attraction in the mix.

when i see something full of ppl assuming ace people don't have sex i always want to jump on it and be annoying like MEEEE I'M ACE PEOPLE WHO HAS SEX, WE EXIST WE EXIST STOP ASSUMING WE DON'T THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STRAIGHT UP WILL NOT DATE OR BE INTERESTED IN ACE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THIS MISCONCEPTION AND WE E X I S T.

stop!!!! assuming ace people do not have sex!!!!!!!! if you don't know then ask if it's appropriate!!!!!!!!!!! stop thinking about it in a binary you either do or don't have sex kind of way!!!!!! this is fundamentally off!!!!!!!!!!!! if you are ace you do not have sexual ATTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

as to how we feel about and handle sex, that varies person to person but sex favorable aces are a lot more common than you'd think. hell, figuring out I'm ace was the hardest thing to figure out about myself because all i ever saw people talk about was whether you have sex or not. I'm sure there's a lot more people who haven't figured it out for this same reason, and let me tell you it's hard to know you're missing a whole ass type of attraction when you've never experienced it before and didn't know it was missing to begin with!!

ace is not synonymous with sexless. aces who don't have sex don't speak for me, and y'all gotta stop letting them be the only face of the community. there are More Of Us, it is All Of Us.

accepting that baseline at face value leaves you uninformed and it's frustrating to see this over and over again. challenge yourself to do better and try understanding ace people more.

[buggachat]

honestly just in general it's very exhausting to try to analyze media that is literally meant to be analyzed, only for the replies to be filled with people arguing not against your analysis, but against the premise that the media can be analyzed at all.

i don't even know what to say about it without starting to really betray my frustration, so i'll just settle with— just don't engage with analysis posts? I'm serious. if you're typing a response to a media analysis post, reread what you've written and ask yourself "is this comment/response against the very concept of analyzing the media at all?" and if the answer is yes then delete it all and go sit in the shame corner. throw your curtains away if you want to so bad and stop telling me that I'm not allowed to hum and haw at the fact mine are blue

[ohpsshaw]

[I need you to go look up "ICICLE WORKS - I STILL WANT YOU" and start blaring that as loud as you can right now.]

So. Typhus and I have failed in our mission to get him into everyone's bedrolls. Turns out that traumatized vampire got hands. We didn't have the heart to break up with Astarion, and I think we're DnD married now. Please keep us in your prayers.

[etherealyoungk]

wonwoo soft thoughts when you're both in the same friend group and you're both secretly dating. imagine getting invited to some friend hangout and you're all forced to sit next to each other. wonwoo somehow gets pushed towards you, and you look at him like 🤨 because why is he so close?? you're trying to hide your relationship?? but yk you both end up just scooting even closer to each other naturally and you feel the way his pinky wraps around yours at your side 🥺🥺 and you have to hide the smile trying to spread across your face because jdsflkjsdkf

RANIAAA SHUT UP THIS IS SO CUTEEE OH MY GOD jskgjgkg i love your mind. but here's a little scenario <3

imagine when your friend group decides to play a game during the hangout and has to be put in pairs. wonwoo seems to be shoved towards your direction and you give him a look because why was he next to you? you're about to speak up to choose a different partner but you feel wonwoo's hand brush against yours gently, sending sparks flying. you give him a look but he only shrugs in response and if you looked carefully, you could see the shy tug of his lips form into a small smile.

at some point, no one seems to be paying attention to you both and you feel wonwoo's pinky finger wrap around yours slowly and you glance at him before looking away, biting your lip in an attempt to stop the smile that threatened to spread across your face. you feel wonwoo lean closer towards you, his pinky finger still wrapped around yours as he looks at you, his eyes twinkling behind those glasses that sit on the bridge of his nose.

you mouth a 'what are you doing?' to him. he doesn’t say anything immediately, just continues to look at you with that loving expression of his. when wonwoo finally speaks, his voice is low and gentle, barely above a whisper. "just enjoying this moment," he whispers to you, his fingers giving your pinky a gentle squeeze. you blush, your heart fluttering at his words and you try so hard to maintain a straight face but the smile tugging at your lips betrays how much his words affect you, how much he had an effect on you.

[bertoyana]

charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous 🥺👐 charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥

X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

[dontvap0rdawave]

You know what time it is

Time for me to get silly with my new hyperfixiation