#stonedposting

[181kmh]

brother, if williams doesn’t have a set driver for next year to replace logan, then they need to just keep him. the car is somehow shit at every race, there’s literally nothing he can do without them fixing the car first

[machihunnicutt]

alternate (anachronistic) title song 4 baby it’s you

[calebisprobablystoned]

So I just had an idea for a future theme restaurant once vat grown meat is commercially viable

The idea is, you have it on a couple acres with a small herd of cows that are exceptionally well cared for, trained to be friendly to people, treated to frequent brushings, bath, and mental enrichement, and routinely milked. The milk is made into butter and cheese. A cell culture is taken from the muscle tissue of each calf at birth, and is grown into veal steaks that are then used in the restaurant. This way, you could have a veal burger, cooked with fresh churned butter, and topped with cheese, all from the same cow, and you can pet the cow while you are eating her cloned muscle tissue.

[arachnidsgrippysocks]

I don't think I've posted this Dovekat 8efore........

[somuchlikeme]

I can make literally any song about yellowjackets btw just watch me at this point it's automatic

[xanfeursel]

she overdosed on yaoi marijuana

[crowjodojocasahouse]

forgot that i havent revealed my super mysterious and secret name to you guys and i was reading one of my old posts where i call myself crow and i was like who the fuck is crow

[8ball-wizard]

entire cheese pizza time

[lawlessgodlessflawless]

gonna need a phoebe bridgers feature on this new fall out boy album i tell ya hwat

[181kmh]

forgot i got super high last night during quali and found this in my notes this morning

[perikrone]

Okay this is definitely stonedposting but

it's absolutely wild to think that the earth is /basically/ a closed system, and that as a closed system, the whole thing weighs about as much now as it did in the precambrian.

Every life, death, drama, victory, and defeat, and we're still just a rounding error, of a rounding error, of a rounding error of everything

[machihunnicutt]

im not living if im not beatsabing

[exitpt3]

im so high everyone/ im sorry i keep stonedposting but um :) not rlly. i just wqnt to let ppl know im okay

[radioconstructed]

lost followers for stonedposting -> weeded out the weak

// Hahaha! I mean if they're off-put by drug stuff that's fine & understandable. If they're off-put by the stupidposting that's also fine & understandable but also what did you expect.

Takes this opportunity to *gestures* that this is her stupidposting blog where she lets her brain go "brrrrr" and also interacts with fans/audience members/etc in a way that's way more casual and fun than on-air. She keeps it professional on her station (like, she has advertisers, her livelihood depends on it, and yes there are some things that she can't Radio Demon Discount her way out of), so this unprofitable unmarketable unhinged website is like, prime entertainment and a prime stupidpost platform.

(Also she has entertainer Content Brain and like... she does have the urge to liveblog stuff in her life sometimes, and sometimes that means just sharing the wacky day-to-day shit her understimulated chaotic adhd ass gets into.)

(Anything NOT stupidposting is likely to require prompting, like whether someone on the dash posts something she wants to comment on, or someone asks her about a non-shitpost topic. She's not coming on tumblr to be like "so here's my essay on [integral topic to her characterization]" unprompted when she thinks having an account on this damn site should be in the DSM.)

[mensiscollar]

[tototavros]

til that when you manipulate a window in i3 while drafting a tumblr post (manipulate as in mod-shift-<arrow>), tumblr will delete your unsaved draft and replace it with a new blank draft page. 

thank you, tumblr, this was exactly the behavior i expected and desired, just as i expect on this fine webbed site.