#stole all of fernandos cake

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sick of the "lewis bbl" allegations, he is all natural 😣

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My “Works” Masterpost: (Everchanging, always growing!)

Someone asked me for a master post of all my fics so here they are! This post will be updated as I write them. 

Also feel free to shoot me an ask with an idea if you have one!!! ♥

ETA  6/9/2022:

I’ve added more people I write for!

Who I Write For: [All are x Reader]

Rafael Barba (SVU)

Nevada Ramirez (”Trouble In The Heights”)

Jonas Nightingale (”Leap Of Faith”)

Abel Plenkov/The Ripper (”My Soul To Take”)

Paul Mendelson (”Dopesick”)

Jack Neilson (”The Path”)*

Bryan Kneef (”The Good Fight”)*

Really any Raul Esparza Character

From Stranger Things:

Steve Harrington 

Eddie Munson

Maybe someone if you convince me to. 

*-- Be advised I haven’t written for them yet. Also I only saw a few episodes with Jackson in The Path, and I think Bryan only has like two scenes in one episode?

Series In Progress:

"Words Fail" [Rafael Barba x Reader]

“Summer Of ‘87″ [Eddie Munson x Reader]

Completed Series [Eddie Munson x Reader]

“Spring Break ‘86″ 

Completed Series [Rafael Barba x Reader]

(All the chapters are linked up I promise!)

"...So I Married A Monster" *A William Lewis/Rafael Barba x You Story, Read At Your Own Discretion*

“Build Me Up Buttercup”

“Helpless”

“Return To Sender”

“My Fairy Abogado “

“Caught In The Storm”

“Clueless”

“Black Magic”

“Doppelganger” *Sequel To Black Magic* Rafael x Reader and Nevada Ramirez x Reader  {Note: This fic deals with dark situations like sexual assault and abuse.]

"Not My Yacht" {A William Lewis fic, this fic deals with dark situations like torture and sexual assault. But a happy ending!}

"Weird Secret Friends"

“Betrayed”

Eddie Munson One Shots:

“Rocky” 

“Happy Anniversary”

“The Gauntlet”

“Cool Off”

“Wingman“

“New Kid”

“Beetlejuice”

Rafael Barba One Shots:

“Todos Las Dias De Mi Vida”

“Warrior” (Sequel To “Helpless”)

“You Are My Exception”

“If You Like Pina Coladas”

“God I Love Weddings!”

“The Story” (Barson)

“Paper Rings”

“Never Leave You Again”

“Your Soliloquy”

“The Man Of Your Dreams”

“Because I Can”

"Trick Or Treat"

"Tag"

“Holiday Party [NSFW]

“A Boyfriend For Christmas”

“A Christmas Miracle {ANGST}

“Christmas Bake Off”

“Buttons”

“A Helping Hand” (NSFW)

“Say You Want Me, And I’m Yours”

“New Year’s Eve”

Miscellaneous One Shots:

“Dancing On My Own” (Rollisi)

“The Good Lord’s Touch” (Jonas Nightingale x Reader, LOF)

"Reunion" (An "Atypical" Sam/Paige OS)

"I'm Yours In Every Way You'll Have Me" (Regina Mills x Reader, *OUAT*)

Nevada Ramirez/Reader One Shots:

“Feliz Año Nuevo” 

“Christmas At Rockefeller Center”

"Mi Rey" 

“Fernando”

“Super Bowl Sunday”

Ripper/Abel Plenkov x Reader One Shots:

"I Hate Mondays" (NSFW)

"Happy Anniversary"

"Dancing With The Devil"

Anon Drabble Requests [Rafael Barba x Reader]

“Sick Day”

“La Loba”

“Lunch Date”

“Secret Agent”

“Cupcake Apologies”

“I Love....’

“Going Live!”

“Merry Christmas Darling”

“Driver’s License”

“Take Your Daughter To Work Day”

“Rafaella”

“Bad Day”

“Career Day”

“Good Morning”

“Jealous”

“Cake”

“Law And Order”

“Cupcake Congrats”

“Caught”  (G Rated)

“Caught” (NSFW)

“McBarba”

“Cookies”

“Yelina”

“Only You”

“ Cierras ya tus ojitos”

“Doodling”

“Coffee Date”

“Breakfast In Bed” 

“Hey, Get Back Here And Cuddle Me!”

Three’s A Crowd” *NSFW* (Barisi x you)

“Love Handles”

"All Of You" (NSFW)

"Bar Fight"

"Cappuccino Man"

"Pumpkin Spice Lattes"

"Bar Bet" (Nick Amaro/Reader Rafa/Reader)

"Law School"

"Stole My Heart" (William Lewis/Reader OS) *Don't JUDGE Me!*

"Death Do You Part" (ANGSTY OS/Death)

"Princess Prude" *High School AU*

"You Broke My Heart And All You Can Say Is Sorry?!"

"My Hero"

"Thank God For Vodka"

"Big And Beautiful"

"Meeting The Kids"

"Underwear Shopping"

"A Breeding Kink, Counselor?"

"Undahpants!"

"Prepped"

"...It Unhooks In The Front"

"Boob Worship"

"Making Up"(NSFW)

"Piercing Surprise"

"Feliz Navidad"

"Negotiations"

"Big Bad Lawyer Boyfriend"

"No Dogs Allowed"

“Sharky” Series [Rafael Barba x Reader]:

“Sharky”

“I Don’t Want To Hurt You” (”Sharky” One Shot)

“Eyes On The Mirror....” (”Sharky” NSFW One Shot)

“Baby Shark” (”Sharky” Baby One Shot)

“Love Doesn’t Stand A Chance” (”Sharky” *Deleted Scene*)

“Safe Place”  (”Sharky” Fluff OS)

“Rough Day”  (“Sharky” NSFW OS)

“Baby Shower” (”Sharky” Fluff OS)

"Drive" (An AU "Sharky" NSFW OS)

"Broken" (*ANGSTY* Alternative to "Baby Shark")

“Spring Cleaning” (”Sharky” Fluffy OS)

“The Package” (”Sharky” Fluffy OS)

“Cuddling” (”Sharky” Fluff OS)

“Date Night” (”Sharky” Fluff OS)

“No Running” (”Sharky” Fluff OS)

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Get To Know Me Better :)

Thanks @vinvantae for tagging me!! I love doing these as I am incredibly vain lol

Relationship status: Painfully, agonisingly single

Favourite Colour(s): Orange, Pink and Black

Favourite Food: Pasta (of all kinds, but the simpler the better. Cacio e Pepe my beloved), kimchi ramen, nachos

Song Stuck In My Head: Either that one ‘Chrissy Wake Up’ remix from TikTok or ‘Our Last Summer’, specifically the version from Mamma Mia The Movie lol

Last Thing You Googled: Can I take Naproxen and Co-codamol together? (I am 90% painkiller and 10% human at this point lol)

Time: 11:42pm

Dream Trip: Spending a whole summer travelling around the Mediterranean. There’s so much I wanna see!

Last Thing You Read: This one doesn’t specify that it has to be a book so i’m gonna give the honest answer which is This fic by the wonderful @vinvantae

Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: Chernobyl by Serhii Plokhy

Last Book You Hated Reading: I don’t think I’ve ever really hated a book I read for pleasure? But tbh I hardly read anymore unless its non-fiction and it’s hard to hate a non-fiction book really.

Favourite Thing To Cook/Bake: I like making vegetable chilli, mainly because I know exactly how I like it and I know all the ingredients are fresh and tasty! I also like to just be able to throw on some fun music and sing my heart out while I chop various vegetables. When it comes to baking, not to blow my own trumpet or anything but I make an amazing Victoria sponge cake. With raspberry jam and fresh chantilly cream ah its delicious.

Favourite Craft To Do In Your Free Time: I like those diamond art kits because they’re repetitive and impossible to fuck up lol. I can just throw on my favourite album and get going without really having to think about it all that much! And you get something sick for your wall once you’re done too!

Most niche dislike: Slow walkers in public places who don’t move to the side to allow fast walkers myself the chance to overtake them. Like yeah, yeah I get it, we’re in a shopping centre for some leisurely shopping time, but also if you’re walking at like -2mph and blocking the entire path when I just want to yeet to Primark and get what I need then I should be able to execute you via firing squad. Sorry lol.

Do You Have Any Sense Of Direction: Once I’ve got my bearings in a place I’m usually pretty good. On road trips I usually earn the role of front seat navigator!

Tell Us About Your D&D Character: I don’t currently have an active character, however, I am currently planning a campaign for a few friends. It’s essentially a heist movie, set in a Vegas-like city. The party are approached by Charles (I stole all the names from F1 Drivers because why not, right?) who is the beloved prince of their nation. He reveals that he had lost his crown to the unscrupulous Lord Fernando in a game of magic poker. The party are tasked with stealing the crown back by any means necessary before the King realises what his son had done. So essentially a heist movie, but with magic users. And a vampire.

I genuinely don’t think I know anyone else who wasn’t already tagged when I was lol, so this is a completely open tag, wherever wants to do this, I give you permission!!!

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a bakery au for 911? 💕

You got it, hot cakes (see what I did there)?

Bobby - Bakery Owner/Head Baker

Athena - Health Inspector

Hen - Pastry Chef de Partie (Bread)

Chimney - Pastry Chef 

Buck - Barista

Eddie - Barista

Maddie - Dispatcher

Michael - General Manager

‘The Bakery on 118′ is a small bakery/café off SR 118 in San Fernando, known for their experimental creations, fast turn around, and incredible taste - plus no short amount of drama.

The high-stress world of luxury baking is not for the faint of heart. Bobby has loved to bake since he was a kid in the mid-west, but after a fire stole his business and his family, he moved to Los Angeles for a fresh start. He took over ‘The Bakery on 118′ from a man with little passion for the work (and little imagination), but found he loved the people there. 

In particular, he was fond of his two pastry chefs (Hen and Chimney), inherited from the previous owners. Together, the three of them made a name for the 118 as the fastest service and the craziest creations. 

He met Athena through the business, but she was also connected to his business partner Michael (the man in charge of the financial and non-artisanal side of things). After confirming that dating a health inspector wasn’t, in fact, a conflict of interest, they found love and a second chance.

Buck was made to be a barista. His work with a steamer, and his ability to charm anyone who walked through the door, made him an instant favourite. If he found himself clinging to the others and forming a family with them, all the better.

Eddie stumbled into the 118 looking for a second chance after moving him and his son to Los Angeles following his return from Afghanistan and the death of his wife. What he found was more than a second chance: he found a new life.

Maddie found her brother in LA, and he found her a safe place to hide from her abusive husband, as a voice on the phone, managing the orders and deliveries of their business with a new-found passion.

Everyone who enters the 118 feels like they’re coming home. The environment is warm, the staff are friendly, and everyone leaves feeling full and satisfied.

Prompt Me with AUs