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[gabbyjaylover]

Why did yall turn Glass Joe into the whore of the fandom he gets passed around by every boxer

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Deaths #5

And thus the end of the “super cool duology of interconnected series that’s the start of the next krakoan era blah blah blah”

Yeah, no, this wasn’t good. And even with it being Deaths, the weaker of the two, this wasn’t good. I get it’s whole “start of the next thing” but it was still a conclusion to this mini event and it was just weak

Wait…did all these have a parental advisory and I missed that this whole time? Or was Moira losing body parts and skinning people a-ok but a Skelton walking and talking bad? And speaking of that

It’s cool looking and all but why is he a skeleton? Does the phalanx eat your organics?? I know they said his healing factor staved it off, and with that nullified he was fully taken over, and I guess since metal bones those weren’t eaten, but ??? (Not even gonna try to understand the “deprogrammed the bones” things)

That’s Gabby…who looks quite a bit like Laura here. And I know clone do duh, but Gabby is supposed to be 13/14 and Laura is somewhere between 18-20, Gabby shouldn’t look like Laura took her mask off between panels

But anywho, the start has Moira dying and calling out Chuck for being terrible (she’s not wrong but I really don’t want to side with the woman who wore her ex boyfriends skin as a disguise not an hour ago thanks), Wolverines walking across the grass, we kill the terminator who wanted the wifi password, the end. Nothing happened. What more, Logan showed up and started narrating like he did in Lives; he hadn’t been in this book until now, that doesn’t exactly flow. I know, finale for both books, so yes it does I guess. Also that stupid watch that was only ever brought up here was there…cool I guess?? And Beast and Sage talk about how Logan is cool cause he kills stuff and the council of dumb is dumb…sure. Oh and the island ate the dead future skeleton; I’m sure only good will come of that

Our Sabretooth panel. Implying that yes the Sabretooth mini is connected after all? That it is going on at this time? That Vic ends up back in the Pit? That we’re going to have to watch Logan and Victor go at each other for the bazillionth time in the future? Eh, idk. We all know Logan repeats himself because he never learns from all the problems he causes himself (we just hammered that in in Lives after all)

Oh and Moira isn’t dead, she’s an evil Cylon now. Cool. Great job with the character. Once the Xmen’s most loyal and notable human ally, now a murder bot who’s mad they stole her powers she didn’t even want. Yup, great story telling. A+

And a thing that bugs me; why is the terminator Wolverine called “Omega Wolverine”? No one in story calls him that (aside from the single note page with people’s lame future deaths explained), is it because he’s the end? Because you know, winding this with Lives, kinda would have you thinking that name would have to do with Omega Red. Was he just called that for the stupid nonsense tie together? Whatever.

Overall, it’s not good. Nothing happened, and get padded out. For a finale to Deaths it had nothing; for a finale to the Lives/Deaths duology it was severely lacking. I don’t see this as a new start to a fresh chapter to the island of stupid, it honesty is just more of the same business as usual. It just hyped Logan up as the golden child filled with angst who does no wrong. If you wanna read it, go ahead, but I’d suggest Lives over Deaths as the more entertaining self contained mess.