#stock photography is my passion

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The fourth and final horse is pale, upon it rides Death, accompanied by a black, angry, soggy, funny, cute, little murdercat demon.

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The great American past time. Hurling bats at people who are distracted.

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I found all these images under #people knitting ?

Photos are captioned and there is nothing more, but if you find crochet orgies offensive skip this post.

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Oh! That kind of knitting. I get it now.

But the pelt haunts my nightmares.

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Jeez FC. Where do I begin? Put your phone down. You’re already in danger of removing your fingerprints. Consider using a serrated knife for slicing tomatoes unless that knife is razor sharp, which brings me back to the unhappy future laid out for your finger tips. And for Pete’s sake why would you put raw eggplant in a salad of haphazard lettuce and 1.5 slices of cucumber. Don’t subject yourself to bitter, spongey croutons. You don’t have to live this way.