#I turned fifty and can feel my growing irrelvance as a middle aged woman with no acoomplishments

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Jeez FC. Where do I begin? Put your phone down. You’re already in danger of removing your fingerprints. Consider using a serrated knife for slicing tomatoes unless that knife is razor sharp, which brings me back to the unhappy future laid out for your finger tips. And for Pete’s sake why would you put raw eggplant in a salad of haphazard lettuce and 1.5 slices of cucumber. Don’t subject yourself to bitter, spongey croutons. You don’t have to live this way.