#stixel

[sportadork]

AHHHHH if you’re an active LazyTown blog in 2023 please reblog this!!! I need more of it on my dashboard please 🙏🙏😩

[shinzoo69]

[magpie-trinkets]

OBJECTION!

Do not worry, Hourly Eternal Diva, for I will do my best in defending your blog from this Targent organization!

FIRST!

I. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT GROSKY'S CHEST HAIR PHOTO. I HAVE YET TO SEE IT.

MAY. MAY THE DEFENSE SEE PROOF OF THAT.

SECOND!

I... Kicking a guy in the balls? My word! Oh bother! I must see evidence of this at once! The defense has nothing to object.

THIRD!!!!!

You claim that you convinced Masakazu Hashimoto to add that inflation scene to bother my client! Where's your proof?! This movie premiered in Japan in 2009, while this blog started its journey just last year! Therefore, there's no way Masakazu Sugimori (or you, Bronev) had any knowledge of the future reactions of this particular individual and their followers! Unless you are time travelers, which I seriously doubt. What were you doing in that time window of 15 years?!

Besides, may the court know that Leon Bronev first appeared in Miracle Mask, which released AFTER the movie, in 2011!

You didn't even exist to manipulate the director into adding the inflation scene! You are claiming credit for that devious idea, fictional character Leon Bronev, for your own gain!

FOURTH!

You claim you were behind that wall all this time! But I will direct the court to this evidence:

The suspect, being a human being, needs breathable air to survive – if you claim you've been there since the beginning, you'd had to hold your breath for months, which is plainly impossible! There's no proof of an oxygen tank or breathing apparatus in the diagram you submitted!

And before you claim "There was a vent, or window from which I could breathe!" Think again.

Will the court direct their gazes upon this frame:

The bricked wall the Layton-shaped Object is facing is the same one with the door, that, as we all know, leads outside.

Are you claiming, Mr Bronev, you were hiding inside the narrow wall, that shows no signs of a ventilation conduct or window?

As you can see, there's no sign of anything that would provide you with air, nor space, nor light. And if you were in hiding, you couldn't have opened the secret entrance to your lair, thus blocking the only option for air. And as I analysed every brick and line of mortar, I know there isn't a gap in the wall.

I did not consider the possibility of someone being in the walls because it is impossible! Sure, at first, without enough clues or context, someone may have made the argument of a third person in the room, hiding behind Mx Wall! But now, that we know better, the possibility of someone hiding there, let alone surviving for months, is so miniscule is not worth considering!

Therefore, Leon Bronev, you are lying in multiple counts! You are trying to intimidate and instill fear into my client's mind! The motive? Causing a slip up so you might swoop in and take over the blog for real!

Oh well I knew about that stuff with Targent and the Nautilus Chamber because (Throws off my conveniently convincing costume) I was actually BRONEV the whole time! I’ve been adding asks relating to the events of this movie since the blog began, as this specific Tumblr url is actually the oft-forgotten FIFTH Azran site! And, you know, this entire time, I have been present since this movie’s inception! I took the close-up picture of Grosky’s chest hair! I deliberately delayed the frame where Emmy kicks the guy in the balls! I was the one who convinced Masakazu Hashimoto to add the really weird inflation scene for no reason other than to cause mild discomfort to you and all your followers! And the whole time…

I’VE BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE WALL ON THE BLOG’S BANNER, WHERE NOBODY HAS NOTICED MY PRESENCE UNTIL NOW! Even the thorough analyses of @magpie-trinkets were not enough to consider there could possibly be someone behind that wall!

This blog will be my Azran Heritage Posts blog, unless anyone dares to stop my plans! Unless your pitiful followers can successfully combat my efforts, you’ll have Brambled your last Takato, Descole!

(Also please do not spoil Azran Legacy on 3DS for me because I have been meaning to get around to it at some point and I’m deliberately trying to avoid plot details for now! We here at Targent are big 3DS fans and we play Kid Icarus Uprising a lot!)

BRONEV ?! IMPOSSIBLE... I WILL NOT LET YOU STEAL THAT OF WHICH I HAVE EARNED !!!!!

[lidioliveir]

King Stingy and Prince Pixel

[royalityandrobotics]

hey stinge kinnies,,, (id prefer MASTERMIND stingy kinnies but hey, i'm not picky) please hmu,,,

(butimeanyoudontHAVEtoimjusttoawkwardtostartaconversationmyself)

-pixel

[puffythepigart]

Day 29 of Goretober was nightmare so here’s Pixel comforting Stingy after one before Sportacus came to town! Based on @fabcreature’s headcanons about the lazytown parents leaving their kids alone in lazytown!

[guacamolefluff]

Cooking by the book for your crush

[someoneplsloverobbierotten]

My secret friend gift for @maggiedarkbado! It turned out uh... a lot longer than I planned, but i hope you like it!

Summary: Sportacus wants to invite Robbie to the football match he and the kids are having, and the kids are very much in favour of this. They encourage Sportacus to go ask him, but when he comes back with Robbie's answer, none of them are happy with it.

[sexycraisinthanos]

stixel for the ship thing

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill allthis out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this notgetting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will theylast? – “This boyfriend is mine.”

How quickly did/willthey fall in love? – The crush started when they were kids. Love started whenthey were in high school.

How was their firstkiss? – They both practiced so they’d be perfect. Don’t ask what they practicedon because they don’t want to talk about it.

Wedding:

Who proposed? – Stingy.Technically. He said “if you think I’m great now, you should try marrying me.”

Who is the bestman/men? – For Stingy, Ziggy was. For Pixel, it was Trixie.

Who is the braid’smaid(s)? – Stephanie and Bessie

Who did the mostplanning? – Stingy.

Who stressed the most?– Stingy. Of course.

How fancy was theceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specificallynot invited to the wedding? – Bessie.

Sex:

Who is on top? – Theyjust flip a coin.

Who is the one toinstigate things? – Stingy instigates a lot of things.

How healthy is theirsex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they?- Straight missionary with the lights off| 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t gointo the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do theynormally last? – Basically an average amount of time.

Do they make sure eachperson gets an equal amount of orgasms? – “Allthe orgasms are mine.”

How rough are they inbed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 |8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, thewall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How muchcuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | Alittle spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 |9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date toa pillow factory.

Children:

How many children willthey have naturally? - 0

How many children willthey adopt? – 1.

Who gets stuck withthe most diapers? – Stingy. He knows how to do it. Pixel tried to let thetechnology do it and Stingy didn’t let it happen again.

Who is the stricterparent? – Pixel. He has to be because Stingy just babies the child.

Who stops the kid(s)from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Stingy.

Who remembers to packthe lunch(es)? – Stingy.

Who is the more lovedparent? – They are both loved.

Who is more likely toattend the PTA meetings? Stingy. Pixel stays home and takes care of them.

Who cried the most atgraduation? – Stingy.

Who is more likely tobail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Pixel.

Cooking:

Who does the mostcooking? – Stingy.

Who is the most pickyin their food choice? – Stingy.

Who does the groceryshopping? – Stingy. (Look Stingy is the mom, ok?)

How often do they bakedesserts? – Every weekend.

Are they more of ameat lover or a salad eater? – An even mix.

Who is more likely tosurprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Pixel.

Who is more likely tosuggest going out? – Pixel.

Who is more likely toburn the house down accidently while cooking? – Pixel.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? –Stingy.

Who is really againstchores? – Pixel. He invented a machine to get out of doing chores.

Who cleans up afterthe pets? – Pixel.

Who is more likely tosweep everything under the rug? – Pixel.

Who stresses the mostwhen guests are coming over? – Stingy.

Who found a dollarbetween the couch cushions while cleaning? – Stingy. Pixel doesn’t know how,but he did.

Misc:

Who takes the longershowers/baths? – Stingy. 

Who takes the dog outfor a walk? – Stingy.

How often do theydecorate the room/house for the holidays? – They decorate for literally everyholiday.

What are their goalsfor the relationship? – To be LazyTown’s next power couple

Who is most likely tosleep till noon? – Pixel.

Who plays the mostpranks? – Pixel.

[sportadork]

YAHOO!!

My shirt came in!! :D

It says “no ones cishet in Lazytown” and it has the rainbow flag and trans flag behind it!!! 😊

[melilossa]

☾ ★ Stixel?

Have some nice fluff! Followed by SADNESS ANDTEARS

☾ - sleep headcanon

Stingy has a very strict sleeping schedule. Hegoes to sleep around 8 and wakes up with the sun. A bit like Sportacus.

Pixel often forgets to sleep. He’s so caught upin his games it’s morning before he realizes it.

Stingy takes him to bed with him so it doesn’thappen, or sometimes he wakes up to an empty bed and has to drag him there sohe gets at least a couple hours.

Once Pixel gets into bed though he sleeps likethe dead. Nothing can wake him up, not Stingy hoarding the blanket for himself,not the sun shining through the window.

Stingy sometimes has nightmares where he loseseverything (friends, possessions) and cuddles to Pixel’s side until he fallsback asleep.

★ - sad headcanon

Stingy is often the one that gets sad. He’spretty insecure and is scared Pixel is going to leave him one day.

He doesn’t say anything about it, just closesup and waits for it to go away.

Pixel thinks Stingy is starting to doubt theirrelationship or is ashamed of it.

Basically, it’s just a vicious circle.

When sad, Pixel will ask for hugs and kissesand a warm blanket.

ask me about a headcanon + a character/ship!

[godilovestixel]

Clingy Stingy

[mccoppinscrapyard]

Lazytown Ship Week Day 3: Teamwork/Friendship

Stingy and Pixel doing homework together 👍

[tondurtoka]

u know what is THIS mean??

[royalityandrobotics]

god i wanna give stingy spoilero a hug-

[puffythepigart]

day 11 of inktober was scarves, so i drew some stixel sharing a scarf... this of course is rare from stingy, hence why pixel looks a little surprised.. plus stingy seems to have claimed pixel’s hand!