#stitchuation

[theredthread85]

That awful feeling when the stitch count doesn’t add up. I’ve got a “stitchuation” happening.

[duckselshop]

It sounds like you are in trouble with Duolingo.

This little green guy is dager. (Or danger, whichever you prefer) Fourtoneitly, I have an amazing and wonderful item for eggsacktly this kind of stitchuation!

I have a bird repairer.

This will return an instance of a bird into another instance of a bird of your choice. (eg. your pet parrot to Duo)

It is on sale for 100 universal unit$.

I hope you find this useful and give a call!

I missed my duolingo lesson, I don't think even I can escape that dude

...help

[roxi-reid]

Just got my friend to name her embroidery/cross stitch/knitting shop “Same Old Stitchuation”

Yes that’s a Mötley Crüe pun and a stitch pun in one. Y’all are so Fucking welcome!

[enderinator1]

perfect shoes for any stitchuation

[awkwardstitchuations]

Hi everyone :) I have decided to have a fresh start and go in a new direction with my crochet this year. I have been doing made-to-order customs for the last 6 years and I'm over it, so are my hands! I am going to be embarking on teaching Crochet classes in my little area of New Zealand instead :) Wish me luck and have 50% off ALL of my patterns in my Ravelry store!! https://www.ravelry.com/stores/awkward-stitchuations https://www.instagram.com/p/CLWFwYBLW7oS3dxwy5strKbd0CMs0yeyLd4nl40/?igshid=gzm92bqc8sn2

[centuriesuntold]

Post TEN characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, or might bring back, then tag ten others to do the same. ( If you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can )

PLEASE REPOST INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING!

CURRENTLY PLAYING — HIGH ACTIVITY:

The Doctor ( Doctor Who ) - YOU ARE HERE

CURRENTLY PLAYING — LOW ACTIVITY:

Groot ( Marvel ) - UNGROOTED

Cullen Rutherford ( Dragon Age ) - THEDOSIANSOULS

Dorian Pavus ( Dragon Age ) - THEDOSIANSOULS

Pikachu ( Pokémon ) - POKEDEXXED

                        ( note: all of my other blogs are sideblogs and currently inactive.                           but i want to write more on these in particular right now, SO :C )

HAVE PLAYED/MIGHT COME BACK/WILL COME BACK ON REQUEST (HIT ME UP):

Stitch ( Lilo & Stitch ) - STITCHUATIONS

Newt Scamander ( Fantastic Beasts / Harry Potter ) - CREATURECARE

Steven Universe ( Steven Universe ) - GEMOFTHEHEART

Nobody Owens ( The Graveyard Book ) - NXBODYOWENS

Harry Dresden ( The Dresden Files ) - WIZARDSLIGHTLYUSED

BB-8 ( Star Wars ) - BBOT8

WOULD LIKE TO PLAY:

Vivienne de Fer ( Dragon Age )

Fenris ( Dragon Age )

Varric Tethras ( Dragon Age )

Cole ( Dragon Age )

Krem ( Dragon Age )

basically just all the dragon age characters ok

The Vision ( Marvel )

TAGGED BY: @colonelwhizbang

TAGGING: @romanaofheartshaven @abouttiime, whoever wants to do this!

[1craftybruja]

Woohoo live what I learned today . . . . . #objects2desirestudio #embroiderymachine #objects2desire #awesome #sewing #class #aquiltingstituation ##janome #lovingthis #sewersofinstagram✂️ #workshop (at A Quilting Stitchuation) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB_njO-J1et/?igshid=1ozu4ifbi50ow

[oldearthaccretionist]

I wound-er if you've considered that this is a very serious stitchuation! Bobbie's hilarity is very pun-ishing!

I assume you could be extremely clever and funny if so desired, but instead choose to make dad jokes and puns because you will take the groans of your friends over the laughter of your friends any day. (I may be projecting a bit)

Wrong! Not that I can be clever and funny, but I make dad jokes and puns because I find them funny. I make a lot of jokes that aren't dad jokes as well, tbh. And I think at least some of my friends like my dumb nonsense so hey. (The ones that groan at dad jokes, I also really like their laughs, but hey, can't win em all)

[writingsfromthenight]

Hi vince!! I know you aren’t gonna get these for a while, but I’m gonna send them anyways. I wanted to to write you daily little letters because I miss you a lot and might nougat to talk to you everyday. I cried for three hours Tuesday when you got sent to shuman. This morning I cried three times before homeroom and once every period until seventh.Vince I don’t cry and you made me cry! It’s so quiet without you here. I miss you and I play fighting, I miss seeing your ugly face, I miss hearing you scream, I miss you texting me in class, I miss making each other stay up to talk, I miss you so much. I’ve been listening to lucid dreams and drive my car and other songs that remind me of you on a loop. I made a whole playlist called “Free my nigga, tadpole”. I added your original snap back and went through our old messages. I found when you first got duke, when I wanted you to bring me a smoothie, when I first thought I’d never meet Emily, from our first kiss, from when you’d tell me how much you liked me, from when I’d tell you some random guy was my boyfriend, from when I used to threaten to call the cops on you … It made me cry more. I keep looking threw my memories and watching old videos of you. I made you my lock screen with a whole bunch of stickers of inside jokes. I watched lilo and stitch the night you went away and big mouth because I know you like that show. I keep seeing people, thinking I see your face, but then I snap out of it and get sad. I think I hear you call my name, but I turn around and your not there. I went into school today, just hoping I’d see you. It was so quiet without you there. You weren’t there to take my coffee. To trip me while I hop up on the counter, to take my book bag … it’s so fucking different without you here. Everyone keeps saying "he’s not dead” and I keep saying it feels like it. It’s so different without you here. Ally and I sat in the bathroom for 5 minutes crying at lunch because we can’t hear you scream stupid things at nagey, you aren’t there to do something stupid, you aren’t there to make fun of someone. It’s so fucking different. A few of us put #freevinnie and got so much shit for it. I just told them they didn’t know you like we did. Jaden and Erik riles put #Vinnieapussy and I told them to shut the fuck up cause Jaden didn’t even fight back. I just don’t get why you can’t stay a good kid. I remember you used to be so good, ya you did some stupid things, but never anything wrong to get you sent shuman. I keep thinking of what Trent said that one night about how you’re better when I’m in your life and when I’m around and then I think back to those like 6 months we weren’t talking and can’t help but wonder, If I never called your step dad and cussed you and him out, would you still be in shuman today? Would the thing with Haily Schiller ever even happen? I don’t know. I just wish you would stop doing these things that get you sent away. I keep telling you to stop but you won’t and I can’t understand why. I want you to not be on probation so we can hang out without worry, I want you to not be on house arrest so we can hangout and go places, and I want you to be here so I can see you. I want you to stop getting in trouble. I was talking to my dance teacher Rachel about you and I told her how you’re a good kid around me, but when I’m not there it’s like who are you. She thinks you need a therapist and I kind agree. Her sister was a therapist at human and she’s gonna ask her sister if she knows you. Halloween is coming up. Who’s gonna be Hugh Hefner? I keep thinking back to last years halloween. I was excited to spend this year with you again. I remember when you tried to kiss me and I wasn’t sure at the time, but now I regret not kissing you. I’ve been wearing my devil onesie and your hoodie since you went. I had dance today and I missed you blowing up my phone and calling 5 times in a row. Every time I hear my email go off and my snapchat or someone calls me I hope it’s you. I hope to hearth crickets chirp and “My Tadpole” pops up on the screen. I miss you a lot man. I didn’t even cry when Waverly left for Michigan, but I cried for you and you getting sent was all on you. I guess it’s cause you and I are closer than her and I. I was talking to Shaylee she said you’re probably in shuman for a month and then placement out of state for 6-9. I’ll be driving by then. I wanted to spend my birthday with you. I have I whole party planned. I’m gonna miss your birthday too. I was gonna buy us matching weed socks and a little stitch plush doll. As soon as you get back though, I’ll come pick you up and we can have another trolly stop date and then I’ll take you to get those and then we can have another Lilo and Stitchuation. Lilly had surgery today and she wasn’t at school, that only made me more upset. I’m spending the night at her house and we’re both taking the day off. I set my account up today so you and I can talk. I can’t wait for you to call back and we can talk. Thats all I can really say for today other I miss you so fucking much and I can’t wait for you to get back and please stop getting introuble it hurts my heart. I love you so much Your tadpole

day 1 without my tadpole

[littlemermcid]

[text] Do you want to go?

[ outgoing → the stitchuation ] do you really have to ask??[ outgoing → the stitchuation ] of course i want to go! but i’m hanging out with bonnie…[ outgoing → the stitchuation ] on a scale from one to ten how awkward would it be if i brought her along? i promise she’ll behave (:

[stitchuations-archive-blog]

THIS BLOG IS NOW AN ARCHIVE

I’m in the process of moving all of my blogs into sideblogs! You can now follow this blog at the same url @stitchuations - but be aware it is a sideblog to @centuriesuntold​ !

[studio3951]

The current #stitchuation, here knitting chunky scarves while sipping #chickensoup thanks to a rotten #summercold. #knittersofinstagram #knittersgonnaknit #chunkyknits #chunkycableknit #knittedscarvesforeveryone #staghorncables #brownsheepburlyspun #winteriscoming #knitfastdiewarm (at New Rochelle, New York)

[awkwardstitchuations]

Hi all! Head on over to my Ravelry store to receive 50% OFF on ALL OF MY PATTERNS!! https://www.ravelry.com/designers/awkward-stitchuations #crochet #knitting #Ludo #Labyrinth #ThomasTheTankEngine #Womble #Worm #Blinky #TheSimpsons #Octopus #Beanie #Pixie #Scoodie #Pentagram #Sandals #Minions #Mermaid #Unicorn #Mudkip #Pokemon #Ram #horns #Viking #Ravelry #sale #halfoff #plushie #amigurumi #crochetersofinstagram #crochet #crochetaddict linktr.ee/AwkwardStitchUations https://www.instagram.com/p/CFWQZftBnf8/?igshid=1uzt874m39m15

[awkwardstitchuations]

Hi lovelies <3 I have had soooo many orders for my Naughty Beer Cozies so I thought I would share the love and give everyone a chance to get the pattern ebook (and any of my other patterns) for HALF PRICE!! No coupon code required <3 https://www.ravelry.com/designers/awkward-stitchuations #crochet #crochetaddict #handmadewithlove #sale #crochetpattern @ravelry #NZProud #workfromhomemum #dailygrind #yartist #halfprice #getitnow https://www.instagram.com/p/CFMEoDFBNqH/?igshid=l27i1htv7lnc

[centuriesuntold]

ok! i’ve queued up promos for all my sideblogs for over the next two hours (well, between 10PM to midnight) SO expect that, but in the mean time I have starter calls on all of them. the list again, in case you’ve missed it:

   @creaturecare - newt scamander (fantastic beasts and where to find them)    @ungrooted - groot (marvel)    @gemoftheheart - steven universe (steven universe)    @stitchuations - stitch (lilo & stitch)    @wizardslightlyused - harry dresden (the dresden files)    @bbot8 - bb-8 (star wars)    @nxbodyowens - nobody owens (the graveyard book)

[centuriesuntold]

my project for today: move (most) of my other blogs as sideblogs to this one.

so right now my sideblogs are:

@creaturecare ( newt scamander. ) @ungrooted ( groot. ) @gemoftheheart ( steven universe. ) @stitchuations ( stitch. ) @wizardslightlyused ( harry dresden. ) @bbot8 ( bb-8. )

i’m not quite ready to start writing on them yet, i have to get back in the groove, but yes !!! if you followed any of my other blogs i have moved them here so you will have to refollow them.