#stinky food

[t00thpasteface]

just found out that giant squid meat is chock fucking full of ammonium ions to increase buoyancy so they would taste fucking disgusting if you tried to make calamari out of them. i mean i wasn't planning on it but a girl can dream right? nobody talk to me

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

[froody]

*based off the 2023 AKC registration rankings

[mocking-the-bird]

They working on a case together, exept Tim is the brain and Jason is the brawns

[catfindr]

[yukipri]

Yessssss i found it!!!! The TruMoo Blue Milk!!!!💙

Review: it tastes EXACTLY like a melted vanilla milkshake. Which, might not sound too appealing, but it’s actually quite nice! It’s very sweet, a dessert beverage, and thicker/creamier than most milks, but still definitely milk and not a milkshake.

It's a completely different beverage from the Disney Parks' blue milk, which I actually love! But this drink isn't citrusy or refreshing like Black Spire Outpost's; it is, again, a melted vanilla milkshake. It's not the most original or unique flavor, but also nothing weird or unusual, despite its coloring.

You can apparently find them at "select Cub, Hy-Vee, Coborn's, Walmart, and Target stores." Found mine @ Target!

[toon-link-plush-daily]

Todays toon link is enjoying quality sustenance

[imaginethisisagoodname]

These are my headcanons on how the different TFTSD characters would eat/react to spicy food

• Bart would have probably had a lot of it on his travels on the Jebidiabh, and he would enjoy it and not even have that much of a reaction, but he wouldn’t try to eat more than he could handle

• Mudd would have also grown up around it, but think he wouldn’t really like spicy foods and even though he grew up around it he would try not to eat it, but if he did he’d probably look kind of annoyed, but be fine

• Gum Gum would probably be fine with it, to him food is food and he probably wouldn’t have any reaction, and eat really spicy foods that kyborg dared him to eat but just have no reaction and annoy kyborg

• Kyborg would have never had spicy food before he met Mudd and Bart and probably try to act cool but once the spice hit him he would start shouting for water and saying his throat was on fire, he wouldn’t avoid it though, he’d just keep trying it and saying that he wouldn’t freak out this time

[somanyfandomsorkinafs]

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MORE FUNNY INTERACTIONS FOR PETER IN GOTHAM FICS.

(okay so Spiders are my hyperfiction animal of the month and we gotta talk about it!)

^ hyperfiction do hyperfiction. like, Peter would NOT like Nightwing just for the fact that he’s blue. Spider’s HATE blue. Like actively. (It’s funny considering that Spider-man is red AND BLUE)

But Peter WOULD like to hang with Robin, Red Robin, Signal and Red Hood. (Green is spider’s favourite colour. Other colours they are known to like is Red and yellow)

PETER SHOULD BLEED BLUE!!!!! Spiders have blue blood and if we are saying that his human dna and Spider dna is mixed then Peter has red AND blue blood. It’s freaky/pos

If Peter is part jumping spider then he should wave to people as threats!!!! Jumping spiders literally do the fake slit your throat thing with waves!!!!

His limbs should just randomly move weird. Like how a hyper motive person’s body might contract weird, his should do that. It’s trying to work like a spider(extend and then flex) but his human body Don’t work like that!!!

Also his super hearing? More like super vibrations! Through walls! He can hear things through walls! (He learns too much cause of it…)

He should get to move into the Wayne manner and immediately just make a clutter spot for him to nap in. He sleeps in the darkest parts of the house. He falls asleep in fresh laundry cause it’s warm. His room STINKS but he’s so happy about it…. It attracts flies and he’s even happier.

LET MY BOY BE MORE SPIDERY!!!!!!

[aroacesetitoff]

*spoilers for Bart's arc*

Hey correct me if im wrong but Simsun and Omar were present for the entire fight with Inku right? Does that mean Bart's dads watched him "die" before they even got to have a proper conversation with him

[cadathecat]

no thank you.. 🍉🤢

[queenimmadolla]

okay, let’s have some high thoughts sharing and caring time.

for all my twilight bitches, did you have a hard time imagining yourself being romanced by one of the vampires or shifters bc you were scared they’d be able to smell like bodily fluids, farts or maybe even you pooping thanks to their enhanced senses—or was that just me?

[creepyscritches]

Stinky is in a bad way :( He became lethargic last night and I noticed signs of dehydration (I don't think he drank yesterday???). For the past 12 hours I've been syringe-feeding baby food, pedialyte, and water while keeping him warm with blankets and a space heater. It's been working and perking him up, but he's really weak still :( He's been having issues that we thought cleared up, but he'll be at the vet tomorrow when his doctor is back in office. Poor guy!

[lunarifie]

Been thinking recently of Barts backstory and how the events in his life would fit into a timeline.

Edit:

I’d created this before Episode 80, where they delve deeper into Bart’s backstory, (which is completely different then what i’d written here.) so im changing it and ig consider this a Stinky Dragon Adventures AU? Since I like to think of that series as an alternative timeline

Bart came from Tetora, was placed in the orphanage, found Gum Gum, became a pirate on the Jebediah, and then went back to pick up Gum Gum again.

In an episode where Bart infiltrates an orphanage, he explains how he’d been taken in by a not-so-good family, so he ran away and went to get his real family (Gum Gum).

Timeline:

I like to think that Bart had a few years to get to know Gum Gum and help raise him in the orphanage, teaching him simple things like how to count and the ABC’s.

Eventually, Bart gets adopted, asking the family that chose him if Gum Gum can come too. The family isn’t subtle with their disdain, raising major red flags. Bart is crushed, forced to say goodbye to his one and only friend. He’s adopted against his will, realizing later on how neglectful his “family” is.

He runs away, becoming a pirate on the Jebediah after being found by Marge. Bart lives the best years/months of his life, but every night he can’t stop thinking of the baby half-orc he left all alone in that orphanage. The guilt becomes all-consuming, as well as the hunger that he has to make a name for himself; something he can’t do by being a member on the ship.

He bids Marge goodbye, telling the crew that he’ll see them again some time in the future.

Once Bart finds the orphanage, he’s relieved to see Gum Gum still there, but shocked at how much he’s grown. Gum Gum doesn’t recognize him at first, and Bart realizes he must have changed a bit too from his days on the Jebediah. But after a second or two Gum Gum lights up, scooping Bart up into a big hug.

[andr0nap]

Hello I want to say that I missed your AUs especially ice planet and biojet!!! These concepts are so well thought out and fascinating!!! I vaguely remember you rb one of my posts last year about food sources in canon and you talked a lil bit about food on ice planet in the tags I think… would love to learn more about the aforementioned AUs but I don’t even know what to ask

hello and thank you!!!

honestly possible! i cant remember now but i had a moment where i was very fixated on the biology of ice planet worms and how i could keep them as a primary source of food without giving everyone ammonia poisoning... i think i settled for a made up digestible antifreeze protein in the end but swarms of worms being heralded by the stench of piss in the air is still my favorite ice planet au concept

[choking-on-roses]

One of my cats escaped over the patio wall yesterday evening and she has now been missing for almost a full 24 hours. I am so worried she's never going to come back.