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Today my child's teacher informed me he had to be moved to a different seat because he and his friend wouldn't stop doing "The Cheese Touch" to each other ... but she neglected to inform me that this is a thing from an age-appropriate book, so I just assumed it was like a chocolate-pretzel-stinkpalm type thing (and also it just sounds fucking hilarious, ok??) and I started laughing uncontrollably and backed into a third grader who was trying to exit the building...
...I think I got a note in *my* file.
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Greetings Friends, Tired of turkey? Sick of shopping? Pooped-out with politics? Yeah...same here. Well if you need something to do, check out my #blog http://stilesofart.blogspot.com/ It鈥檚 been updated, twice (#nationallampoonsvacation and #mallrats) since I last posted, but you already knew that didn鈥檛 you? 馃槈 Take care, and stay healthy!!! @jaymewes @therealclaireforlani #jeremylondon #jasonlee @theshando @joeylaurenadams @ethansuplee @benaffleck @reneekhumphrey @michael_rooker #priscillabarnes @therealstanlee #stanlee @svenothorsen #stinkpalm @thatkevinsmith #artist #art #illustration #illustrator #procreate @procreate #ipad #illustratorsoninstagram #digitalart #digitalartist #digitalillustration #digitalpainting #design #designer #orangecountyart #orangecountyartist #losangelesart #losangelesartist #stilesofart https://www.instagram.com/p/CIMgjXTDGYD/?igshid=1pt35gfei8p9x
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Dutch: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him.
Johnny: How do you propose I do that?
Dutch: You stinkpalm him.
Johnny: Stinkpalm?
Dutch: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.
Johnny: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Dutch: Yeah I probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello LaRusso how have you been?"
Johnny: What's the point?
Dutch: You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
Johnny: Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit.
Dutch: Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.
#johnny lawrence#cobra kai#karate kid#dutch karate kid#daniel larusso#incorrectcobrakai#source: mallrats
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slipping your pet the 鈥榦l stinkpalm
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STINKPALM DEATH Infected Vol. 1 CD grindcore dream death commit suicide metal
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#babyskeletor #skeletor #mattel #motu #mastersoftheuniverse #throwupthursday #tbt #mallrats #stinkpalm #sweetandsalty #shopping
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Brand new Superpub comci is up for grabs!!
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We will see YOU Tuesday for the 20th Anniversary of Mallrats Party! Party starts at 7:00, Truth or Date starts at 8:00! Sponsored by Star Pop! #TheSideQuest #Mallrats #Mallrats20thAnniversary #KevinSmith #JasonLee #StinkPalm #IReallyWantToBeSuperExcitedButImTooWorriedAboutStarWarsTickets
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Asking for directions with a hand in his butt. #stinkpalm #welcometomissouri #roadtrip #arkansasorbust #yousmellthat #upsidedownowl
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Howdy all!!! Hope you had a chance to check out @galleries1988 #mallrats 25th #anniversary show. This post has all the illustrations in each deck of #cards featuring your favorites @jaymewes @therealclaireforlani #jeremylondon #jasonlee @theshando @joeylaurenadams @ethansuplee @benaffleck @reneekhumphrey @michael_rooker #priscillabarnes @therealstanlee #stanlee @svenothorsen #stinkpalm Tomorrow check out gallery 1988鈥檚 #instagramlive of @thatkevinsmith doing a live run through of the show! Stay healthy and have a great weekend! #artist #art #illustration #illustrator #illustratorsoninstagram #digitalart #digitalartist #digitalillustration #digitalpainting #design #designer #mac #macintosh #ipadpro #procreate @procreate #orangecountyart #orangecountyartist #losangelesart #losangelesartist #stilesofart (at Gallery 1988: LA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFlY-ygjD1o/?igshid=lcv3z5t5lp9k
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Brodie man. Mallrats 2 can't come any faster. #mallrats #kevinsmith #jasonlee #heywouldyoulikeachocolatepretzel #stinkpalm (at Westminster Mall)
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regram @antpizzo2 #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin Hahaha!!!! #stinkpalm
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Robin gets back at Batman with stinkpalm
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STINKPALM DEATH Infected Vol. 1 CD grindcore dream death commit suicide metal
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ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN MALLRATS KNOWS WHAT IM THINKING. #mallrats #stinkpalm #kevinsmith #chocolate #coverd #pretzel
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