#still. for the funney

[lalarawr]

yeah so. ive been a little busy

[razzafrazzle]

lesbian wizard divorce is like normal divorce but worse

[image description: a reference image for an original character named mona chrome, a tall older dark-skinned goth woman with messy black hair, a goatee, gothic black and white makeup, a long black gown, and a tall black staff. next to him are blurbs that say that his pronouns are she/he, and the following: "a powerful wizard of darkness and ex-wife of roy g. biv. call her a witch and he will blast you." below that is a drawing of her without her makeup and wig, where her hair is much shorter. end id]

[the-kestrels-feather]

Not to sound like a boomer but I remember back in my day Markiplier was just the Funny Jumpscare Videogame Man™️

(I ADORE Edge of Sleep and the like and I'm glad he's getting to make the content he wants but also... The Duality of Man)

[yansurnummu]

WIP whenever

tagged by @captain-of-silvenar and @pocket-vvardvark (i think last week sorry LOL)

tagging @caliblorn @varlaisvea @xangrr and whoever wants to!

here's a silly little sketch I started of zerith carrying azandar like the pretty prince he is. I thought about him picking up drals too but the only image I have of that in my mind is "over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes" which is not quite as romantic.

also here is a little piece of the old man polycule fic I've started working on. which is very rough currently but here's the direction it's heading in (nothing explicit yet, just mildly suggestive):

Drals paused in the doorway as two sets of eyes turned towards him. His gaze flicked from one to the other, suddenly nervous. He knew both of them well enough to catch the glimmers of impending mischief, the scheming smile on Azandar's lips and the twitch of Zerith-var’s tail.

“Am I interrupting something?” he asked, cautiously approaching where the two of them sat together.

“Not at all,” Azandar said, raising his eyebrows, as if he indeed had a secret to keep.

“We were just talking about you,” Zerith-var added, eyeing Drals as he approached.

“Me? What—” 

Drals wasn't given the chance to finish his thought, as strong hands wrapped around his waist and pulled him down to sit in Zerith-var’s lap. He put an arm over Zerith-var’s shoulder as one hand moved to rest on his thigh. Flustered, he looked to Azandar, his eyes wide and his skin prickling with heat.

“Oh,” he breathed, recognising the look of want on Azandar's face as Zerith-var nuzzled against him.

“We were just discussing our mutual appreciation of you,” Azandar said, raising his hand to caress Drals’ jaw. “And, I'll admit, we've come up with a pleasant little plot. You'd like that, wouldn't you, my handsome pet?”

The pet name caused him to shudder. His eyes darted between the two of them, the implications of it all beginning to dawn on him.

What exactly they had planned, Drals was unsure. But the idea of being in between them both was very appealing. He imagined two sets of hands, one soft and one clawed, wrapping around him and pressing into his skin. One pair of lips on his and another on his neck, surrounded entirely by the two men he cared so deeply for.

[sidereon-spaceace]

torn between wanting to make all my ocs Specialest Little Guys and overpowered VS. the fact I just finished watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings and am deeply moved by the struggles and worth of the common man

[disembodiedbutts]

average no man's sky NPC: welcome, traveller! my lore is the most heartbreaking shit you've ever heard! :)

[basilibino]

Season 8 was like 6 years ago(I feel old) and I know ppl have differing opinions on the Mr Echo thing (but it was intended, made it to storyboard and blocked animation and then dropped, soooo) but. I can see his recruitment p easily tbh. Bc the whole reason Dr J was in that lighthouse was because he was resurrected, forced there, and ordered to build Skulkin vehicles by Samukai. But Samukai in the flashback we see has already been deposed as leader of the Skulkin/Underworld. Which means the orders to do so most likely came from Garmadon.

And since Mr. E is one of the head honchos, he's likely an early arrival to the team, so I don't think Harumi has a whole lot figured out at this point, she's just got her Trauma and some Bad Influence Friends and an obsession with Lord Garmadon. So. Like. Plausible deniability road trip that she's just visiting important markers of Ninjago's recent past, all of which involve Lord Garmadon in some meaningful way; its sightseeing, its cathartic, and it gives her time to develop her dream Motorcycle Gang/Resurrection Cult. She's not looking for anyone at the Lighthouse, but she is looking for vehicle blueprints so she can be the Koolest leader on the block. But oops she looks in the basement and there's an Echo.

And she's flipping out bc??? A Ninja???? In the Lighthouse basement??? I mean it makes sense that it would be this one but???

Except this rusty old robot has no idea what she's talking about with this Ninja stuff, he's just waiting for his dad to come back.

And Harumi pauses.

Because how long has he been waiting? He's not sure, he had no proper way to measure time in the basement, and he doesn't have the best view of his clockwork heartpiece. But it was after his father saw a strange ship docking; Echo was worried it was the People who had locked up his father in the first place, but instead his dad sounded happy when he saw whoever was out there. It could have been a front, though, as clearly it was never safe to let Echo back out. Then Dr J popped down briefly, while everyone above was resting, to tell Echo he was desperately needed elsewhere, that it wasn't safe to bring Echo, but that he'd be back in no time.

And the pieces are fitting together for Harumi. And she's like. Your dad's dead, bro.

And he's like. What? Did he die doing what was needed of him?

And she's like. Oh, no. He died a few years later.

And he's like. Why didn't he come back for me????

And she's like. Probably because they kept him away.

And he's like. Who's they?

And she's like. The Ninja I was talking about earlier.

And it surely can't be hard in universe to find pictures of Zane and Dr J post s2-pre s3, so she pulls one up and shows Echo who is freaking out bc why is that one kind of like him and Harumi explains that that was the droid his father created first, that he became a Ninja, and that hes probably the one who took their father away and kept echo waiting for years.

But Echo has doubts, shocked as he is abt a new older brother, he wants to believe the good in the situation so he's unsure. But Harumi mentions that the Ninja's failures to uphold more than their self preservation/interests has led to uncountable losses and devastation in Ninjago time and time again, before delving into her own story. And she seems so kind, and so hurt, and I do think there's a genuine connection btwn these two that forms from this shared emotional torment that they decide came from the Ninja, and now Echo is more receptive.

And then Harumi gets to start her Garmadon pitch because wait! If Echo was made here, then that could only have happened because of Lord Garmadon. And she reiterates that he's the reason she and her city could have even survived The Great Devourer. And maybe Echo's family-by-creation left, maybe they were untrustworthy and lacking, but that's OK bc if you look at it all a certain way, Garmadon is more of a father to Echo than Dr J was. And Echo is a vulnerable, overwhelmed mess who just found out his dad fucked off for years without him and also died, and also he has a brother??? Who their dad clearly seems to have favored??? Did they even know about Echo??? Did they delight in their life free of him???

Basically. Kinda Spinel-core but getting abandoned and left completely alone does that to you. Especially when the first person to find you after being abandoned is a deeply hurt and misguided teen who is probably kinda desperate for someone, anyone else to see the Ninja the way she sees them.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

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[kylejsugarman]

going from spacebar to breaking bad as my main special interest has been so surreal because im going from the worlds most obscure off broadway play ever performed to the most popular tv show of the 21st century. there are more breaking bad references than stars in the sky meanwhile if u google spacebar i come up

[tomwaterbabies]

one thing incredibly irritating about that weird vat7k anon or whatever to me specifically is that they obviously have some weird thing with like donkeys or something. why that of all things. im the pinocchio beast here. fuck you

[glitchfang]

did. did jessie just call a ten year old girl a prostitute.

[angeltannis]

it’s with a heavy heart I must announce that I’m back on my Master Duel bullshit

[the-descolada]

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

HIGHLY disagree with some of the takes here but i still think it’s funny enough to share

[vengeancemoths]

was about to make a post like "can't believe i'm out here simping for a man on this, the eve of pride" (my hometown has the earliest pride parade in the country so the students at the local Historically Gay College can participate before school ends) but then i remembered i'm not a woman and i have the still healing top surgery incisions to prove it so! i'm in the clear

[cncity]

watchinf squirrel boy made me wanna watch duckman ...everett peck shows ily