#still wholeheartedly support sterek reboot theory

[jaskieriswitchersexual]

So I know there’s a lot of talk about the Geralt/Jaskier dynamic being reminiscent of Shrek/donkey, and like…They’re not wrong. BUT there is a much more accurate and obvious comparison that we simply do not talk about enough.

To review:

Character A:

-Obvious ADHD

-the sunshine/comic relief character

-hides any actual feelings behind charm and sarcasm

-constantly changing hair

-only Regular Human in the middle of a bunch of magical nonsense

-is immediately physically threatened by Character B. It does nothing to deter him.

-has an almost spiritual connection to a particular item that was gifted to him. This item becomes iconically associated with him.

-smarter than most people give him credit for

-makes it his life’s mission to help a group of “wolves”

Character B:

-grumpy and withdrawn

-hides his emotions with growls and monosyllabic sentences

-is deeply traumatized but would never admit it

-powerful psuedo-magical being

-most people that meet him assume he’s the Bad Guy but in actuality he’s one of the only good guys

-his home and most of his family were destroyed by non-magic people that feared and hated “his kind”

-uses his extreme physical strength and small amount of magic to protect regular people from supernatural threats

-magically yellow eyes

-only wears black leather

-is a “wolf”

I’m so sorry to have to report this to everyone, but Geralt/Jaskier is just a reboot of this

We’ve just reinvented Sterek.

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Also on top of all that, there’s this??

*cue X-files theme*