#still very much a wip

[geddyqueer]

i'm looking at my parents' giant orange cat right now as he calmly balances on the 3" wide headboard right over me and..... 🐈? 🐕?

thank you! is he still there? is he hanging over the edge? can you tell him "meow meow" from me? here you go, from the Fun AU No Title Yet:

"He wouldn't give me his number. He wouldn't even give me his name! And, and the only thing I have left, the only proof I have that he even existed, is this earring!"

"Well, and all your friends saw you with him," Maddie helpfully says. 

"Yeah, that too." Buck drops his fork in the sink, lets it clatter around, and then fishes it back out of the drain before the garbage disposal can get it. "I don't know what to do!"

"You're like the prince in Cinderella," Maddie muses. "But instead of a glass slipper you have a—is that a scorpion?"

Buck holds the earring up so she can inspect it. "Yeah. Maybe he's an entomologist?"

"He might be a Scorpio," Maddie says. "Too bad you don't have pierced ears, you could wander around WeHo trying to find a match."

Buck stares at the earring.

"That… wasn't a real suggestion, Buck," Maddie says, a note of worry in her voice. "Don't pierce your ears just to find some guy who—he might've been a tourist? You never know—oh my god."

"I'm going to get my ears pierced," Buck says. He pulls out his phone. "Wait a second. How long do ear holes take to heal? Will I need to take PTO for this?"

"Oh god," Maddie says faintly. 

There's a tattoo and piercing place half a mile away. We take piercing walk-ins, the website banner says. A whole page of the site is dedicated to healing and aftercare FAQs. He feels good about this. "Maddie, wanna go for a walk with me?"

"You're relentless," she says. "I never should've said anything. You're like a dog with a bone. Good lord."

[ratwoman161]

"(Daniel Molloy) I'd like you to meet the vampire Armand" - incoming Armand acting as the victim while simultaneously trying to seduce Daniel..

[rodawgg]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hi this is. his is my series. i dont have a name for it. its about the itnerenet^tm this is spit he used to be a dinosaur but then,, now his dad is a flower so like,, hes pollen. its decided

yah !! might post more aobut these guys ive been workin on em for years but uhhh writing scary so,, here they are ,, naked and plotless,,, ok so like. tha plot ideer ^tm dave is a busy man. put son in giant daycare^tm (its. the itnerernet. the metaphor is . the internet!?!??!?!?!?!?!??) spit is given unlimited access to the entire world; here what happen cool friend (sketch) internet shenanigans,, (boowomp)

[allbuthuman]

vashwood song vashwood song vashwood song ;_;

[baejax-the-great]

Per that Forced Proximity post: reluctant caretaker Patrochilles 😍 but in a way you already have that WIP in Broken Oaths. So good 🤌🏼

Ahaha you are so right. They are both in a way a reluctant caretaker of the other, though they might take turns at it a bit. Here, a section where it is Pat's turn:

“I don’t need your help,” Achilles says while sliding his arm around Patroclus’s shoulders. He leans heavily on him. “I haven’t needed your help in ages.”

“I am aware.”

“Pff.”

They lurch toward Achilles’ room together. Patroclus wraps his arm around Achilles’ waist and gets a better grip on him. The man is solid muscle and a bit too big these days for Patroclus to carry him out, though it still might be easier to try than get Achilles to walk in a straight line at this moment.

“I do everything myself,” Achilles mutters.

Patroclus knows he should ignore this comment from a drunk prince who probably does have more responsibility on his shoulders than he would prefer, but it’s too ridiculous to let slide. “I wonder what the girls who feed and bathe you and do your laundry and scrub your floors would say about that, or your generals who lead your men or the stableboys or even your horses who drag you around.”

They are through Achilles’ door, and Achilles shrugs Patroclus off of him and stumbles to his bed. Patroclus thinks this is probably good enough, and he is about to turn and leave when he sees Achilles struggling to get his bracelet off. He keeps spinning it around his wrist, unable to find the catch, then fruitlessly tries to tug it over his too-large hand.

It’s pathetic.

“Allow me,” Patroclus says with a sigh, and he doesn’t wait for Achilles to respond before he reaches for his hand and finds the clasp. The bracelet springs open, and Patroclus places it on his bedside table. He scans Achilles for more problems that might dig into him as he sleeps, and reaches for his foot to undo the bangle there. Achilles is at least able to pull the pins out of his chiton, though he tosses them on the floor like an imbecile.

When Patroclus reaches up to take the headband out of Achilles’ hair, Achilles grabs his wrist. He stares into his eyes and says, “I would have done this for you.”

Cheap words that smell like stale wine, but he stares at Patroclus with his drink-dulled eyes like he means them, like he cares. Maybe the wine was enough to awaken his long-dead fondness for Patroclus. Patroclus just wants to finish this and get out of his room.

“I don’t drink to excess,” he states, pulling his hand out of Achilles’ grasp.  

It’s not entirely a lie. He has in the past and perhaps then it would have been nice to have a very large friend looking out for him so that he could make it home safe and not be robbed of anything vaguely shiny he might own, but that experience was enough for him to realize how foolish he was being.

Achilles lowers his head for him and mutters, “Neither do I.”

Patroclus only pulls his hair a little while removing the headband.

[tormentum-ab-intra]

creachur,,,,

[withered-tears]

Uh. So fun fact, turns out if u trying to design a Taokaka medabot, literally 70% of the work you just gotta fuse Peppercat and Sumilidon

[hoescarer]

we MIGHT be getting somewhere.

[faeriefirelightshow]

GAYS IN LOVE GAYS IN LOVE

[iokolpos]

You can laugh all you like And not once look my way, Fix your hair with a smile: I bite my tongue. So I play with my food As you laugh at his jokes – He who seems like a god Sitting near you. I think it's unfair Just how little you care When it's all i can do Not to stare. So I stifle a smile As I see you fit in – You're so easy to love I could laugh. So I watch from afar, As you chat with your friends, And pretend that no part of it Hurts.

[featherlouise]

Sending my fankids making brainwaves at u

Ooooo give them kids

/j

Dwdw I’m half way there

The happy comfort kids n a family au is still in the back of my mind dw

[djarindroid]

I’m debating turning my current AQPDO fic into two parts, I’m struggling to cohesively put the start and end together without rambling 🤔

[indigoelfinspirit]

Dangerous things happen when I watch a Solarpunk architecture documentary and one on Kowloon Walled City (densest city in the world) in the same night. Currently working on what will inevitably be the world's least playable lot. IF it doesn't crash upon loading that is.

[darkmuffinstudios]

The more completed version!!

This is for the Twitter sexyman polls being hosted by CornMayor! ^^

I made a little video to commemorate everyone’s favorite guy to bully /lh (although, it’s only a part 1 since I quickly ran out of steam,,,)

Anyways, enjoy!

(Edit: Here are the credits because I completely forgot AIDJDJSKDK:

Cornmayor >>> the host of the polls

Error, Geno, Fresh: crayonqueen/loverofpiggies on tumblr

Killer: rahafwabas

Reaper (although I forgot to draw him in the video,,,, I love him sm I promise): renrink

Nightmare, Dream: Jokublog

Crossbones: Team Switched

Ink, Fresh!Ink: Comyet

Ganz/GZtale: Nixensibrat

Lust: NSFWshamecave

Seraphim Sans: tratserEnoyreve

Fellswap: Blackgum

Underfell sans: underfellx on Twitter

Color: Super Youmna

Cross: Jael Penaloza

Dust: ask-dusttale

Swap: p0pcornpr1nce

(I actually don’t know who made uwuberry but I’d like to know, he’s so silly)

Fatal!Error: Xedramon

Horror: Sour-Apple-Studios

SANNNESSSS: Sr Pelo

Epic: yugogeer12

Swap Dream/Swad: Song_A & Litemong

Insans: Tatatale

Bill sans: Hwamyong

Outer: 2mi127

Slash: ProductionRoxy

Pale!Ink: Unu-nunium

Therapist: TehRogue

G!Sans/Echotale Sans: Borurou (Echotale by Yoralim)

Arz: DanielaVE

Programs Used:

- Procreate

- Capcut

Song: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

auction results done for @ouchpotatoex as a part of the 2024 @marveltrumpshate charity event: thank you so much for your generosity and donations !!!!

[nicoleknives]

will I ever finish this?......... 😪