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don't know who needs to hear this but!
your gods don't care about your age regression!!!
they love you! they love tiny you! they love the whole you!
so be safe out there kiddos and remember you are loved
#deity work#greek gods#pagan#paganism#witchcraft#aphrodite#aphrodite devotee#sincerely from an Aphrodite devotee who was scared shitless to show her that side of me#bastet#bastet devotee#apollo#apollo devotee#dionysus#dionysus devotee#marzanna#morana#morana devotee#yes i asked them#still scared shitless tho
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17 9 24 39 :3
9. Tell a story about your childhood Oh boyo. Okay so this is a real stupid one. Okay so to preface this; I used to live in Arizona, so there were cacti EVERYWHERE. I'm not kidding you, everyone had at least one in their neighborhood. ANYWAYS, I was bored, and while walking in sandals I was dared to step on someone's cactus. And the stupid kid I was, I said yes. If I ever accepted a dare I wasn't going to back out. Anyways, I did, unharmed and full of bravado I was like. "Wait what if. I got one of the prickers in my sandal and took it home as a trophy? So I'm sitting there, stomping on a cactus trying to get the thorns stuck in my sandals so I can break it off but it just keeps slipping out of my sandal. My friend is laughing his ass off, and then a car drives by, honks loudly and a woman shouts from her car; "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THAT!" And I turned and ran. Turns out it was the woman's house and the cactus was hers. I unfortunately did not get the cactus thorn however.
17. Name 3 things that make you happy This is a bit cheesy, but my friends always make me happy. My stuffies also make me happy. And then drawing also makes me happy.
24. What’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for? Another stupid thing but when I was younger I was in archery, and I almost split an arrow. The instructor was like; 'wtf?' That was the day I also found out I'm left eye dominant but right handed. B/c the instructor came over to me and was like; "why are you reaching your head so far over like that". Anyways yeah. Almost split an arrow. Glad I didn't b/c that would of been expensive.
39. Youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why? So I wouldn't say obsessed with but I really like/admire Gab Smolders. It was funny b/c I only found out about her b/c my s/o loves watching Jack and Mark, and one day they both hadn't uploaded anything and he goes. "Jack has a significant other who also does youtube, wana watch?" And so we did.
#inky lore#these were fun#i cackled recalling the cactus event#i was scared shitless tbh#i was so afraid she was gonna find me out and tell my mom#and my mom would be so disappointed in me#that didn't happen tho#i wonder if the lady still remembers me
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I gave away some of my fish (bc they were bullying the other fish. yeah that's a thing) and my betta isn't hiding in his cave anymore. the little guy seems happier too 🥺
#t#he's still a little shy tho#he also changed color from a deep violet to pastel pink-purple#at first I thought he was sick and was scared shitless#but no apparently some betta fish just do that
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#I love angst as much as any other person but I feel like people lean too hard into CROWLEY WANT TO KILL HIMSELF WITH HOLY WATER BECAUSE#AZIRAPHALE LEFT#because first: Crowley never showed any suicidal intentions in canon#ever#whole holy water fight was *because* Aziraphale was absolutely baselessly scared that Crowley will hurt himself and Crowley just couldn't#get it and even attempt to calm him down#like sleep or drink or run away? ok#I prefer to think that Crowley will work in averting the second coming but I get it#functional and capable Crowley is not everyone's cup of tea#but also second: Crowley dying from holy water is literally Aziraphale's biggest (semi)irrational fear we saw in canon#like his reaction was overblown in a way we only saw when he dealt with literal apocalypse#Crowley's perfectly aware of this#and this...this not only shows Crowley a) suddenly losing all his optimism b) leaving earth and humans on their own c) leaving Aziraphale on#his own#it's also shows him cruel. not on petty 'dance a little dance for me' level. not on sending nazis to hell level. on the 'let's deliberately#hurt person that deeply loves me (and that I deeply love too) in most cruel and inreparable way'#I can't stress it enough — *intentionally*. burdening him with it *forever*#like. even if you imagine that Crowley *is* stupid enough to not get that Aziraphale was afraid of giving him holy water *because* he's#scared shitless of him dying (and also dying specifically because of him)#he still should get that Aziraphale cares for him in some capacity (I'm not talking about people that makes Crowley cry 'Aziraphale never#loved me at all' because those people saw some other series)#Crowley should understand that him killing himself would absolutely destroy Aziraphale#and I can't wrap my mind around it. like. Crowley won't hurt Aziraphale. not in that way.#again don't get me wrong you can write ooc fics all you want it's just...when some kind of trope gets so popular you start to question what#part of character's character made you accept this as valid and highly accepted interpretation#like I don't like slutty subby Crowley in fics but I get it he looks good in tight jeans and simps hard for Aziraphale. with this tho??#I'm absolutely lost it looks like whole other character for me#sidebote: would absolutely read good IC fic/hc about Crowley being suicidal/attempting suicide. but in my heart Aziraphale is the one that#will consider suicide as an (absolutely rational! he has arguments!) option meanwhile Crowley's like NO ANGEL THAT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL
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i don't wanna go anywhere on sunday, i don't want things to happen, i just want some peaceful times
#september was a shit month for p much everyone i care about#october is so stressful so far ;; i don't like it#domi talks#for the record: i need to stay at my aunt's during the bootcamp week at a doctoral school#i'm scared shitless and i don't wanna#i'll still go tho#but i feel so stressed about everything#negative#i guess
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having moved to Indiana to go to Purdue like 6 months ago all the way from Washington state your Indiana-posting (historic and otherwise) is holding me together through baby's first tornado warnings
-thanks and love, long time mutual
Stay safe, dearest anonymous mutual! <3 I want to say based on what they're reporting now the worst has past you by now, but I can understand fear of tornadoes. Hell I've been thru many warnings, green skies, and was close enough to hear one from the basement, and they still scare the hell out of me. It wasn't until I moved to Maryland that I could handle a warning without crying
#when I moved to Maryland none of my roommates from the area knew what to do during the tornadoes that had followed me#so I had to project a tough guy experienced and tornado wizened persona to help them thru it#they still scare me shitless tho
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U have no idea how much i contained to not pet the police dog bc he is just doing his job BUT HE WAS LITTERALY BALTO SIZED N JUSYWUSJSSJAOAO!!!!!
#but yess false allarm#twas just a control#still scared me shitless for like a minute tho cus iy was my first time#rurutalks
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My name stands for the fact that I love soup, and that I’m cracked at eating it
#name meaning#soup#I’d get a direct IV drip of the stuff if I could#can use a can opener blindfolded now#still scared shitless of getting cut on the rim tho
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My average heartrate has finally gone down to below 100bpm for the first time since The Incident™️ in August which I think is a good sign
#armchair speaks#I'm still scared shitless by it because my average heartrate used to be around 90 and nothing except the incident changed which is. not good#but it's an improvement so I'll take it#hopefully with enough time it'll go back to my normal but atp I think I'll just have to live with it#my blood pressure is still low as hell tho so🤷🏽♂️
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«I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL» FT. Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Shoko, Choso, Toji, Sukuna.
Summary: You so casually yell at them in Spanish and they have no clue how to act.
Tags: crackhead energy, cursing duh, translation for the one who can't understand duh!, freaky characters, this one is slightly connected to some smau lore lmao
A/N: Im done here. I had too much fun making this @saintkaylaa
Gojo Satoru:
“A ver, pendejito, tu te crees que soy una de tus amiguitas o que? A mi no me vengas con eso otra vez o te voy a dar un cantaso que vas a ver a Geto!" (lets see, dumbass. You think im one of your little friends? Dont come at me with that ever again or ill hit you so hard you'll see Geto!)
To say he was shocked was an understatement. He was beyond that point.
He knew you spoke Spanish, hell, he's seen you speak it. However, no matter how many times he listens to it, it will never not surprise him how fluently and easy you spoke it.
He apologized, even though he didn't understand anything, and made sure to not get on your nerves ever again. He was scared shitless.
Geto Suguru
Logically, he wasn't afraid of anything! Truly. Well, that was until you heard the girls referring to your non sorcerer family as monkeys. You sat them down, belt in hand and started shouting at them.
"Es que como se te ocurre! Monos?! A MI familia?! No no, es que tu eres imbécil! Y enfrente de las nenas!?" (What were you thinking! Monkeys?! MY family?! No no, you're an asshole! In front of the girls too!?)
The girls looked sheepishly at Geto, however, Geto had his eyes closed, almost praying, barely making noises. It wasn't his first time being shouted at in Spanish, however, it was the first time actually looking at you grabbing a belt. And with the way you talked about how your parents hit you when you were young with it? Oh yeah, he didn't even wanna move. So the girls, following the example, stayed still.
Rest assured, that day, Geto discovered he had ONE fear: you.
Nanami Kento
"Ruega a Dios que ese imbécil no se cruce en mi camino porque es que lo exorciso yo misma" (Pray to God so that imbecil don't cross paths with me because I'll exorcise him myself)
Truly, while Shoko attended Nanami, she could almost hear his heart palpitations because the way you fumed and complained, even pointing at him to reprimand him for his carelessness he was rather excited.
He knew you spoke and he tried his best to learn spanish however, he noticed that no matter how hard he tried, he would never be able to understand it. So he stayed silent during your 'lecture'. However, in his mind, he was trying to figure out what were you saying.
Shoko Ieiri
“Me importa un carajo que te ayude a quitar estrés, o sueltas el jodio cigarrillo o yo te voy a dar una razón para estresarte." (I don't give a fuck if it helps you destress, you either let go of the god-damned cigarette or ill give you a reason to be stressed)
She didn't know if she should be turned on or scared. Maybe both.
"yo... Umm? No hablar?" She tried to speak the very little spanish she knew, however, that only helped to confuse you. When she finally let go (and stopped on the cigarette) you sighed heavily.
"Your spanish is shit"
"Pardon?!"
Choso Kamo
Poor guy. He doesn't even know what you're saying. You weren't mad, just... Disappointed.
"Es que como se te ocurre? Es que de verdad, amor, no puedes hacer eso!" (What were you thinking. Truly, love, you can't do that!)
Not long ago, he had learned he was lactose intolerant and you were behind the bathroom door lecturing him, plugging your nose while doing so. He was struggling, both physically and mentally. You sounded funny but the ache on his stomach didn't let him laugh.
"Y es que si hubiera sido un poco. Pero nooooo, tu jartaste un tazon mantecado entero!" (And if it was just a little bit. But nooooo, you ate a whole bowl of ice cream!)
Its alright tho, he learned his lesson:(
Toji Fushiguro
"O te mueves o te muevo. Avanza y largate antes que yo misma decida romperte la cara" (move or ill move you. Hurry up and scatter before i break your face myself)
If you guys weren't bloody, sweaty and tired, he'd kiss you and fuck you full of his cock. But his tiredness told him he didn't have the strength to even get hard.
You'll just have to wait when he gets his rest and shower to show you how turn on he gets when you threaten him in a language he doesn't even understand.
Sukuna Ryomen
"Si te lo tengo que decir una vez más te voy a cortar los huevos. Si dejas que otra zorra se te acerque quedas soltero" (if i need to repeat this again I'll cut your dick off. You let another whore get close to you you'll be single)
You ever seen a cat widening his eyes? Yep, that's him. Looking around with a scowl on his face and looking straight and Urame for a translation, quickly. Not getting any, since they didn't know either.
However, the fire in your tone, the sass on your movements and the way you sounded threatening and serious makes him think that you truly are fit to be the queen of curses.
#jjk x reader#jjk imagines#gojo x reader#jjk crack#geto x reader#gojo satoru#geto suguru#geto imagines#geto scenarios#gojo imagine#gojo scenario#nanami kento#nanami x reader#nanami imagine#nanami scenario#shoko ieiri#shoko x reader#shoko scenarios#shoko imagine#choso imagine#choso scenario#choso x reader#choso kamo#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#toji scenario#toji imagine#sukuna ryomen#sukuna x reader#sukuna scenarios
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Can we have mermaid geto for din din? Idk I’m feeling like sushi tonight
k but you have to eat your sharkuna first
that one art post changed my brain chemistry forever ngl i cannot stop thinking of geto as a caecelia....cacealia??? idk how to spell it- SEXY OCTOMAN. but he's still a siren
could you imagine being IMMUNE to a siren song tho? maybe youre on a super cheap fisherman boat to travel, and you wake up to this horrific inhuman voice and you're scared shitless, but the rest of the passengers...aren't. they're calm, climbing out of bed walking onto the deck. it's almost like their in...a trance.
and then to your horror, they all start jumping overboard. one by one. until it's just you. on a creaky, empty, flimsy, fishing boat. eventually, you get brave enough to peak over the railing and thats when you see them.
heads bobbing in the water. two pairs of eyes. purple and blue. staring right at you.
and now youre stranding in the ocean, on a boat with dwindling resources surrounded by two creatures with these terrible voices that keep coaxing you overboard and join them.
#asks#yandere#maybe their 'song' is actually kinda terrifying to hear#like 'the siren' in love/death/and robots?#so they're screeching thinking they're seducing you and you're curled up in a ball trying not to die of fright#yandere jjk#yandere jujutsu kaisen#yandere satosugu
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hey, hey, I don't know how many times I've read your post "pre-relationship" especially aventurine part (omg i love how you write abt him 😭). I wonder how it will be once they are in a relationship and the kissing part please :3 thank u and have a nice day!
THANK YOUUUUU
Hope you'll enjoy this post too💛💛💛
being in a relationship with Aventurine
characters - Aventurine notes - gn!reader, fluff, hurt/comfort (do I even write something other that hurt/comfort for him lmao), no beta
can be seen as a part 2 of this post but it can stan on it's own as well
Aventurine
It would take quite some time for Aventurine to move from the pre-relationship stage with you. Will dance around the subject, throwing hints and flirty remarks but as for making an actual move? Oof.
Would cling to your side and shamelessly say something like "aww, can't get enough of me? people may think we're dating <З unless that's what you want them to think haha"
Pathetic. /affectionally.
But seriously, he really wants to be sure that you like him before making a move. That you like him, not his money, not the idea of him. At least that's what he tells himself. And while this is part of the reason, the actual thing is that he's simply... confused. He's already more vulnerable around you than he ever was around anyone else. And dating means being even more vulnerable.
While he yearns for this genuine connection he's also a scared of it. Tim Kreider wrote the line "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" about him actually.
It would take some time for him to get used to being in relationship. In the previous post I've mentioned that he, most likely, had some short flings in the past. I seriously doubt that he ever had any serious relationship before you though. It's so new to him. At first it would seem like nothing has changed between the two of you at all. Surprisingly, it looks like he even became a bit more distant.
Aventurine doesn't want to attract any unwanted attention to your relationship since it will only endanger you. Plus he doesn't want to overwhelm you. Plus he doesn't want to overwhelm himself. Plus he is scared shitless.
He can't help but feel that he looses everything he holds dear. After all, it's been like that for all of his life. And he simply can't loose you.
Mini spoiler for his leaked character story, but there is a moment there when he looks at the aventurine stone Diamond gave him and he realizes that despite the fact that he worked so hard for it, now that he has it, it holds no real value since it doesn't fill the emptiness inside of him. Logically, he knows that this won't happen with you. He loves you too much. But there's this subconscious fear inside of him that he's just so messed up inside that he simply would not be able to love you like you deserve.
Be patient with him, this mans doesn't know what he's doing. Don't give up on him and he'll crawl to your side, holding onto you for dear life.
Once he will calm down a bit, he'll make it up for all those times when you were the one reaching out to him. Texts you, calls you, arranges spontaneous dates.
In the beginning of relationship would spoil you with expensive gifts. He knows what it's like to have nothing so he doesn't want you to ever feel this way. And the best way to prevent it? To make sure that you will have anything and everything. Maybe it's a subconscious way to bribe you. Maybe. Not like he realizes it himself.
Once he'll feel more stable and more confident, his gift giving tendencies will get less overwhelming. He still like giving you gifts but now he picks and chooses. His sugar darling deserves only the best, after all.
Acts all clingy, playful and unserious but actually listens to your every word and is ready to fulfil your every need.
Is actually very caring. Shows his care by pestering you and easing you tho.
If you feel down, will sit stay by your side. May randomly start tickling you, if you're ticklish. If not, will find another way to touch you in a playful and somewhat annoying way. After you cheer up a bit, Aven will put his chin on your shoulder and hugs your waist, softly asking what happen and why is his dearest darling seems sad.
As for kisses. Aven will loooove covering your face with butterfly kisses. And not only your face. Will randomly grab your hand and kiss your knuckles and fingertips. If you've made a mistake of exposing your shoulder then be ready for it to be kissed endlessly.
Adores kissing those parts of your body that are usually covered with clothes. It feels fore intimate for him.
And if you have freckles or/and beauty marks. Oh well. Will trace them with his fingertips, connecting them with some invisible lines and sometimes gasp playfully, saying that he found his constellation. Just a silly little guy being a silly little guy.
So touch-starved it's unreal.
Has very mixed feeling about his tattoo being kissed. Would feel... weirs if you would kiss it during your casual cuddling session. He exposes it for the world to see, yes. But still, when it attracts attention of someone who knows the meaning behind it... Makes him a bit tense, it catches him off-guard. However, if you kiss it after a lovemaking session or when he shares some painful memories with you, he will feel reassured.
Will slowly start crawling out of his shell when he's with you. Before he only shared some brief memories of his past with you, now he'll start slowly opening up about other, much more painful stuff.
It still happens randomly and out of the blue. He remembers something, he tenses up. But now, instead of repressing this feelings, he shares them with you.
Don't push him too talk, he'll slowly open up on his own.
Loves waking up next to you. Especially if you're still asleep. Seeing the sun shining on your face fills him with love and tenderness. Only with you by his side he feels truly safe.
#one day i'll learn to control my word vomit and my post'll stop being so fuckass long#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#aventurine x reader#aventurine#walp's writing#reader insert
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ACOTAR men x reader, meeting your parents
𐙚 summary: the acotar men meet ur parents for the first time, how will it go?
𐙚 warnings: crack, fluff
𐙚 amara’s note: thank u sm for the req anon!!💗 i need cassian so bad i’m not joking 🙁 | based on this req
Rhysand
okay so in my mind there are two ways this could go
either ur parents are scared shitless bc of him or they absolutely adore him
They’re real scared if your parents live in the Hewn City and have only seen Rhysand’s bad side, you know, when he was with Amarantha and just seemed like a real jerk overall
The part where they adore him would come into play if your parents lived in Velaris and witnessed Rhysand's true self, not the facade he presents to his court, but the genuine person behind the mask
I think he would act very nonchalant and act like its a casual thing meeting your parents but he is shitting himself behind the facades
He's just really eager for your parents to like him, so he ends up accidentally over-complimenting your mom, which might make your dad a bit irked.
“Mrs. L/N, your beauty is as radiant as the stars. And your cooking is absolutely divine,” he has a hand on his heart, his famous smirk playing on his lips
“Aw, thank you so very much Rhysand, how very kind of you. I’m glad you like it!” your mom beams at him sweetly
“Alright, Rhysand, let's not get carried away,” your dad mutters, staring daggers at rhys as he gets drags your moms chair closer to him
After a while they grow to love him and your father’s distaste for him lessens
Azriel
it’s kind like rhysand’s situation, your parents score is based on how much they know about him
okay, so if ur parents know he’s the scary night court torturer and spymaster who does dangerous things for his work, he might not be very well liked. not only that but they would be genuinely worried and very scared
but if they only know he works for the high lord, i believe the chance of liking him is big
I think azriel’s calm aura when he’s with you makes him very likeable and trustworthy
Your parents see how much he cares for you, the little things he does for you and they approve
they see the small things he does, like this vid right here
Azriel is actually so fucking nervous, he stalks your parents before meeting them. He knows what your dad likes and he knows what your mom likes. Azriel brings their interests up casually in conversations and see how their faces light up
of course you know about all of this but you let him think he’s slick
Eris
Just like rhys and az, it depends on how much they know ab him.
If this is pre berons death eris, they will probably not like him bc of the way he presents himself
I still think Eris is charming and will win over your parents
He’s an expert on charming people and he uses it when he meets ur parents
he is very respectful, tho not very talkative. He speaks when spoken to basically
He gets very nervous when he is asked questions about your relationship bc if there’s one thing he loves it’s privacy
Eris is super vague, i’m talking one word answer for everything
“So how did you meet?”
“at a meeting.”
“Okay! so whats the story?”
“we fell in love.”
Absolutely melts when ur parents decide to like him bc he has never had any parental figure like him that much except for his mom and he is very happy on the inside when ur parents love him
literally thinks of ur parents as his after a while
Lucien
He is extremely well liked, like right off the bat, they love him
We all now he is prythian’s most charming male
is the type to say “wow i see where my girl gets her beauty from” to your mom and “you raised her well, she is very smart” to your dad
I swear he will flirt with anyone. your brother, your sister, your mom, your dad
he brings gift baskets whenever u visit them and it’s always personalized gifts too
your younger siblings always greet him before you bc they think he’s wayyyyy cooler than u
he just basks in the attention bc slowly ur family basically adopts him and he becomes part of the family very quickly they all love him
Goes on walks with your parents, bakes with them, talks to them, literally becomes their fav in a heartbeat making u a lil jelly
This is SO him and ur mom LINK
Cassian
awww😭 bless his heart he is so awkward
he is so adamant about being liked, he goes all out
i’m talking gets a suit, shaves and gels his hair back even though you say it’s really not that deep
sweating bullets, wings drooping a tiiiiiny amount. not noticeable to anyone but himself
anyway
cassian knocks on the door w flowers for ur mom and his hands are literally sweating
absolutely doesn’t let you touch him in a romantic way. he literally swats of your hand on his bicep, “bae, we can’t do that right here, are you crazy??” he says in ur mind, looking around to see of anyone saw that super scandalous touch
at the dinner table he almost knocks over a glass and drops a fork on the floor
his tie is too tight and he carefully tugs on it for air until you decide it’s too much and take him to your childhood bedroom
“Cas, are you okay? They love you so much, there is really no need to be this nervous.”
“Are you sure they like me? Be honest.”
“Baby, I promise you, if they didn’t, you would know. Now get rid of this tie, pop a button and relax, let me get you a drink.”
After you kiss him and get him a drink, he calms down and goes back to his normal non nervous, lovely self
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Okay soooo~ this is my first time writing to ur acc but- I have a headcon idea about the rottmnt boys and I just laughed so hard on the inside- Okay so picture them with a short bestfriend/crush like around 5,1 or 4,11 you get the idea anyway- So their bestfriend/crush made a bet that they couldn't find them in 5-10 minutes and since reader is so short they can fit into any type of space like the kitchen cabinets maybe the ceiling maybe even the lab- and the boys are just looking around trying to find their bestfriend/crush and then maybe after so much time has passed their bestfriend/crush jumps out and scares the living daylights out of them- (*cough* Mostly Donnie or Leo *cough*) those two have the best reactions when caught off guard can't convince me otherwise- tho I feel like Donnie would be getting scared shitless the most because he always somehow forgets their bestfriend/crush is short af and can fit and hide anywhere and probably in his lab- Like just imagine Donnie in his lab working on shelldon only for their bestfriend/crush scare him shitless while he just stands there frozen staring into space trying to come back down to reality- because the poor guy got so scared his soul almost left him early- I'm actually dying picturing it and it being so fucking funny-🤣😂
Nooooo ~ The worst part is that I also find this funny 🥹 Anyways.... (I'm also short, and I think I would end up scaring them by appearing out of nowhere because of my height) Hope you like it! ♡♡♡♡
Starts off cocky
He’s laughing as he searches, all swagger, tossing out taunts like, “C’mon, this’ll be easy! You’re like, what, a foot tall?”
At first, he checks all the obvious spots, confident he’ll win
But when he doesn’t find them right away
He starts getting… annoyed
With each passing minute, he’s scrambling more and getting low-key panicked
(But will never admit it)
He’s crawling under tables, looking behind every cabinet, even balancing on his toes to check high places, muttering, “Where are you?”
By minute 9, he’s convinced they’re using some kind of stealth magic
Just when he’s about to yell for a hint
His friend leaps out of a high cabinet right above his head, shouting, “Found you!”
Leo jumps about a mile in the air and definitely lets out a yelp, only to turn and immediately play it cool
“Pfft, please, I knew you were up there the whole time,” he insists, laughing nervously while they’re laughing their head off
(He’ll never live it down).
Donnie approaches the challenge like a tactical mission
He’s positive his analytical skills will give him the edge, he’s done simulations for situations like this
He starts systematically checking everywhere he deems logical, mumbling calculations under his breath
He doesn’t even consider weird spots like tiny cabinets or tight spaces because he just assumes “they can’t fit in there.”
But as time ticks down and they still haven’t turned up, he starts… glitching
It bothers him that he can’t find them
He’s questioning his methods, his intelligence, his sanity
By minute 10, he’s pulling apart his lab in desperation, muttering, “Statistically, this makes no sense…”
Then...
BAM!
They leap out from behind a stack of lab equipment, yelling “BOO!”
He freezes
Doesn’t move, doesn’t blink, just stands there, eyes wide, brain processing while his crush is cracking up
It takes him a solid five seconds to finally exhale and snap back to reality, half-annoyed, half-awed
“How… what… That was highly unnecessary.” But inside?
He’s impressed. Very impressed.
Raph is convinced he’s got this in the bag
He’s actually low-key excited to find them
Searches quickly, carefully looking under furniture and checking behind things
His biggest worry?
Accidentally breaking whatever tiny space they might be hiding in
Around the 5-minute mark, he’s getting a little worried, muttering “Alright, you gotta come out sometime.”
(He’s trying to sound annoyed but is actually having a blast.)
After a few more minutes, they finally jump out from a hidden nook and yell, “Gotcha!”
He’s startled, sure, but instead of jumping, he just lets out a big laugh and grins wide
“Nice try, short stuff. Almost got me there.”
He’s proud
Just doesn’t totally understand why anyone would want to squeeze into such a tiny spot to hide
Raph will start opening the cabins more carefully from now on, afraid that they might be hiding there out of nowhere.
He’s 100% into it, like it’s a treasure hunt, bouncing from place to place, calling out, “Ready or not, here I come!”
He’s convinced his “hide-and-seek intuition” will help him find them in record time
But when he can’t find them, he only gets more hyped
For Mikey, it’s all part of the fun
At minute 10, he’s practically pleading
“Alright, you win! Just tell me where you are!” He even starts rapping, trying to coax them out
When they finally jump out, surprising him with a “BOO!”
He lets out a huge scream and then immediately starts laughing
“That was awesome! You’re like a tiny ninja or something!”
(Mikey gets a little paranoid though, thinking they're going to jump out at him out of nowhere.)
100% asks for a rematch immediately
Mikey just wants an excuse to play this all over again.
#reader#x reader#y/n#tmnt#tmnt x reader#rottmnt raph#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt x reader#rottmnt#they/them
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hi! i was wondering if you could please do the cullens with a ghost s/o?
The Cullens with a Ghost! Reader
Still sitting at work as I write this so yeah
Is it obvious that I’m bored
Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy!
Edward:
It’s a little difficult
I mean, you don’t have a physical body
So he can’t hold you
The closest he can get is when you possess and object
And he’s a bit of a cuddle bug so he’s struggling
Other than that, he is so curious
He wants to know how you died
And how you became a ghost
If you’re willing to tell him, that is
It is super fun though
You don’t have to go to school, but you usually just possess his phone or a pen or something
You like to mess with him by whispering in his ear during class
Alice:
She’s also a little sad that she can’t give you a hug or a kiss
But she loves hanging out with you
It’s so fun that you can pass through walls
She loves it
She always makes sure to wear an extra accessory with her outfits so you can possess it and come with her
Like a hair clip or a ring
She can’t see your future tho
Which is like good and bad
It’s bad because she can’t see if anything will happen to you
But it’s okay because nothing poses a threat to you
Jasper:
This is the perfect scenario for him
He doesn’t have to worry about hurting you because there is nothing to hurt
Of course he’s a little sad that he can’t touch you, but he’s okay with it
The first time you possessed one of his shirts while he was wearing it he almost shit himself
You think you’re hilarious
He does not
It’s just so fun to mess with him
Rosalie:
She’s confused at first
She loves you, but how is she supposed to be in a relationship with a ghost
Yall work it out tho
She loves playing pranks on people with you tho
There’s a guy she doesn’t like at school?
Ok you two are breaking into his house
You’re gonna haunt him and Rosalie’s gonna break all his stuff
Emmett:
He’s confused
He doesn’t know what to do
First of all in an existential sense, he didn’t know ghosts were real
And then in a physical sense, what does he do with you?
He can’t hug you, kiss you, hold you, or even really see you that clearly
He’s frustrated
One day he did an experiment where he killed someone and had you possess the body
He was pretty proud of himself
But you weren’t a fan so back to square one
Esme:
She’s scared
Idk why but I just feel like she’d be scared of ghosts lol
It takes her a while to warm up
But after she does she’s so intrigued
She wants to know everything
Mostly she wants to know how you were able to stay behind and not move on like others spirits
And she asks what it feels like
She asks for your help with stuff all the time
“Honey, can you go into that plant there and give it just a little more life? Thank you🩷”
Carlisle:
He’s met ghosts before
But not in an amicable way
I feel like he’s probably lived in a house that had a ghost problem and he was fed up
So when he first meets you he’s skeptical
He hates that he can’t touch you
But he’s also a man with insane self control so he’ll be fine
Vampire! Bella:
This girl needs a break
She was scared shitless
I feel like Renee had some sort of irrational fear of ghosts that she passed down to Bella
So yeah she’s scared
You’re gonna need to prove to her that you’re nice
And maybe don’t possess her stuff without asking because she will call the ghostbusters on your ass
#alice cullen#bella swan#carlisle cullen#edward cullen#esme cullen#jasper cullen#jasper hale#rosalie hale#rosalie cullen#emmett cullen#alice cullen x reader#bella swan x reader#carlisle cullen x reader#esme cullen x reader#emmett cullen x reader#edward cullen x reader#jasper cullen x reader#jasper hale x reader#rosalie hale x reader#rosalie cullen x reader
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The Bathroom
Pairing: Haruto x Reader
An: Heyyy!!~ so this is my first time posting here an I'm so sorry if it’s bad, I wrote it for the first time 😭. Also it’ll be very helpful if some gave me new ideas for other one-shots. Minors are a NO NO.
synopsis: Dating Haruto was like a dream come true, he was the perfect guy your mom would have told you to find when you were young. He was kind, gentle, rich, handsome and etc. however other than keeping your relationship private due to his status, there was another demerit.. he was highly jealous of literally anyone.
I was sitting on Haruto’s lap, my hands on his shoulders as I buried my face in the crook of his neck while I bounced up and down on his length and my slow pace. Even tho I was relatively slow the thrust were strong and not to mention his size. Haruto wanted to relieve some stress before his performance and this is the least I can do.
“H-Haruto…” I moaned quietly in his neck as his hands on my rear continued with its cold grip. “Yea my love?” asked Haruto with that stupid grin as he knew exactly what he was doing to me. Suddenly the washroom door opened as I heard heels enter the washroom, since me and haruto were in a cubical, Haruto just had a thrill of getting caught while I was scared shitless.
“Just keep moving Princess” said haruto as I kept moving slowly.
“Hey? You in there?” Asked the voice from outside and I recognized it. It was Mina, my best friend, she has no idea that I’m dating Haruto cuz if she knew, she’ll end me.
“Damn you did Kai wrong by rejecting his proposal” said Mina as she fixed her lipstick.
Haruto stop as he gripped my waist and pulled me off, ‘a guy tried to hit on you?’ Thought Haruto. “Haruto please..” I whined, I was so close to reaching my climax and he just pulled me off. The next second I felt his hand grasp the back of my back and pull my face closer to his. “I don’t care who that Kai dude is.. but he better stay the fuck away from my girl” he growled under his tone, his tone sent shivers down my spine as I nodded.
“Do you like Kai?” Asked mina , still oblivious of the situation inside the washroom stall. My eyes locked with Haruto’s as I notice the fire in his eyes, I quickly responded “No-o… I like someone-e else..”.
As soon as I said that, Haruto smirked as he picked me up and slammed me down on his length causing me to let out a loud gasp and grip his back, marking scratches on it. “Hey you good?” Asked Mina in concern as I just managed to whisper out a yes. “Yea-a I just hurt my ankle-e..”
“Oh alright.. anyway I’ll be in the art room. I’ll save a seat for you, come fast” Mina said as she left the washroom. I glared at haruto for pulling such a stunt but he just gave me a sly smirk as we both soon reached the climax.
We both secretly walked out the washroom as I headed towards the art room and he moved towards the exit as he has his Chauffeur waiting for him outside. I saw how bright the flashes were as he stepped out the premises.. after all he was a star and I was A DUMB BITCH WRITING A FANFIC ABOUT THIS MAN (at least I’m self aware I guess 🎀)
(Thank you for reading.!!)
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