#still scared shitless tho

[bolszaja-miedwedica]

don't know who needs to hear this but!

your gods don't care about your age regression!!!

they love you! they love tiny you! they love the whole you!

so be safe out there kiddos and remember you are loved

[aomiiine]

Think i bought the wrong resident evil game

[inkyprince]

17 9 24 39 :3

9. Tell a story about your childhood Oh boyo. Okay so this is a real stupid one. Okay so to preface this; I used to live in Arizona, so there were cacti EVERYWHERE. I'm not kidding you, everyone had at least one in their neighborhood. ANYWAYS, I was bored, and while walking in sandals I was dared to step on someone's cactus. And the stupid kid I was, I said yes. If I ever accepted a dare I wasn't going to back out. Anyways, I did, unharmed and full of bravado I was like. "Wait what if. I got one of the prickers in my sandal and took it home as a trophy? So I'm sitting there, stomping on a cactus trying to get the thorns stuck in my sandals so I can break it off but it just keeps slipping out of my sandal. My friend is laughing his ass off, and then a car drives by, honks loudly and a woman shouts from her car; "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THAT!" And I turned and ran. Turns out it was the woman's house and the cactus was hers. I unfortunately did not get the cactus thorn however.

17. Name 3 things that make you happy This is a bit cheesy, but my friends always make me happy. My stuffies also make me happy. And then drawing also makes me happy.

24. What’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for? Another stupid thing but when I was younger I was in archery, and I almost split an arrow. The instructor was like; 'wtf?' That was the day I also found out I'm left eye dominant but right handed. B/c the instructor came over to me and was like; "why are you reaching your head so far over like that". Anyways yeah. Almost split an arrow. Glad I didn't b/c that would of been expensive.

39. Youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why? So I wouldn't say obsessed with but I really like/admire Gab Smolders. It was funny b/c I only found out about her b/c my s/o loves watching Jack and Mark, and one day they both hadn't uploaded anything and he goes. "Jack has a significant other who also does youtube, wana watch?" And so we did.

[aceteling]

i don't wanna go anywhere on sunday, i don't want things to happen, i just want some peaceful times

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

svsss omegaverse au where only those with profound cultivation ability develop into alphas or omegas. this means both powerful spiritual cultivators and powerful demon lines

under luo binghe’s rule, any alpha or omega in the general populace is brought to bingge’s palace. omega women are added to the harem without question, tho there are a notable few alpha women there as well (shl and lmy).

sy transmigrates into a wandering omega cultivator exploring the world (the world building was the best part of that dumbfuck novel and now he gets to experience it firsthand!!!). his exploration quickly takes him from the few safe remaining human cities and into the wider world.

he’s chased for days by different demon groups until one finally catches him, because junshang’s been hell-bent on finding some particular male omega for the past few months. he’s put out a bounty and everything; whoever brings the right omega gets riches and their choice of one treasure from junshang’s vault.

everyone thinks he’s gonna kill this dude. they assume the omega wronged junshang somehow and he wants revenge. sy is scared absolutely shitless. these guys tie him up in immortal binding cables and beat him up a little bit. by the time they make it to the underground palace, sy looks fuckin rough

and surprisingly, lord luo is not pleased by this. so displeased, in fact, that he cuts the demons down right there in the middle of his reception hall? sy is 100% sure he’s gonna be next and he nearly passes out when bingge approaches. (part of him is screaming because!!!! luo binghe!!! in the flesh!!!!! with an air of power and deadly beauty and strength!!!! the protagonist!!!)

lbg studies sy’s face for a minute, then has servants take him away. he’s bathed (THOROUGHLY!! maybe TOO thoroughly!!! he can wash his own ass!! thank you!!) and styled, and with the cables removed he can finally heal his injuries from being captured.

the next time they meet, lbg seems weirdly angry. his hands are shaking and his face is red, and every time he makes eye contact with sy, he growls and looks sharply away. he’s definitely barely holding back from killing sy!! maybe it’s because sy left the human cities? maybe it’s because he was poking around somewhere off-limits?? sy has no idea what he did.

lbg leads him down down to the water prison, and again sy almost passes out. my mans definitely pukes into the water just from the smell alone. it’s…a gory scene. but what’s most unsettling about it isn’t the emptiness in sqq’s eyes or the desperate grunting that only becomes louder the closer lbg brings sy.

what’s most unsettling is how similar they look. they could be brothers, their family resemblance is powerful. same face shape, same nose, same cheekbones.

and sy gets it then. bingge is done playing with sqq; there’s nothing really left to do to him (though he’s still got his dick…sy was one of the loudest proponents of cutting it off for what he did to ning yingying!) so lbg must be looking for a replacement.

lbg studies them both for a long time, as if cataloguing all the similarities between their faces. the whole time, sy is shaking, trying not to fall over. eventually, lbg must be satisfied, because he looks sy up and down slowly before muttering. ‘you’ll do for now. we can see how you measure up.’

POORLY!!! shen yuan is determined to measure up extremely poorly to that old shizun of lbg’s!! to save his own skin, he’ll be nothing like that asshole!!

thus begins shen yuan’s plan to treat the emperor with such doting, kind respect that he’ll see nothing of sqq in him beyond his unfortunate face!! surely lord luo won’t want to kill someone so kind to him!!

(every measure of shen yuan’s kindness is overwhelming to lbg. after so long he’s found what that other him flaunted in his face. a close relative of his shizun’s, no doubt, (maybe a twin separated at birth?) who became that other binghe’s shizun in that timeline. he’s kind and gentle and so concerned with binghe’s wellbeing in a way…no one has since his mother, so so long ago. that one morning with the other shizun was so sweet, but this—having this omega here in his palace, fussing at him to eat more and dress more warmly when he goes to the north, smiling unrestrained, smelling so impossibly sweet—this is so much better than he could have imagined. luo bingge will convince this shen yuan to be his omega. not as a concubine, but as a proper wife. first wife, maybe. empress, even. whatever it takes to get him to say yes. whatever it takes to keep him.)

[mywritersmind]

Hi! I love your style of writing! I was thinking if you could do a Kimi Antonelli fic where the reader is replacing a driver (ur choice) for the suzuka gp and kimi kinda has like a crush on her, and then ollie teases kimi about it and at the end he finally asks her out? Ty if you could write this! (Plus random thought what did you think about the suzuka gp?)

MY DRIVER OF THE DAY - KA12

listen up : TY for the request!! i’m obsessed with this fr its so cute❤️‍🩹 no warnings! also my thoughts on the suzuka gp… it was boring. like okay mower lando and kimi leading the race tho!! i wish it stopped with him winning

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“I can’t.” I say, turning around and walking directly into my best friend. Ollie rolls his eyes, grabbing my arms and turning me back around.

“You will.” The taller boy says, pushing me towards the girl who I've been working up the courage to talk to. She pushes her hair back and laughs at something the reporter says, making my legs feel weak under me.

“No no-” I say, trying to escape again, but this time, Ollie doesn’t stop me.

He just shrugs, “I’ll do it then.” He leaves me alone, my jaw on the floor as he walks straight towards her as she waves goodbye to the reporter, “Y/n!” I hear him say, following after hesitantly.

The girl in question is Y/n L/n, a beloved reserve driver for Red Bull Racing, the woman who’s in Max Verstappen's seat in suzuka, and my long-time paddock crush.

“Ollie!” Y/n practically screams, so enthusiastic even though they saw each other last week. It takes everything in me not to roll my eyes as she wraps her arms around his shoulders and pulls him close, “I told you we’d be in a race together this year.”

Ollie pulls away, shaking his head, “You poison Max, or what?”

She’s still smiling as she talks to him, her gaze shifting to me for a moment and confirming that she notices my existence “Of course not��” Y/n says suspiciously, ending her sentence in a wink.

She turns to me now, shoving my shoulder instead of hugging me, “Antonelli.” God I love her voice, especially when she’s saying my name, “Ready to be overtaken by a girl?”

I qualified 6th with her just behind me in 7th. I have no doubt that she’ll do everything in her power to slip in front of me. I’m honestly scared that if I see her in my rear view mirror, I'll let her!

“I don’t plan to be overtaken by anyone, thanks.” I push my hand through my hair as she smiles softly.

We’re interrupted by her media manager, the woman rushing along and barely paying attention to Ollie and I. Y/n smiles at both of us before turning to me and dropping her face, “One more thing, Antonelli. You get in my way and i’ll put you into a wall.” And then she smiles like it’s absolutely nothing and practically skips away, “See you two on track!”

“She hates me.” I say to Ollie as soon as she’s out of earshot.

“She does not!” Ollie laughs.

“She does. She threatened me!” I groan, accepting my fate.

Ollie rolls his eyes and steadys me, “If you should know anything about Y/n, it’s that she is completely committed to her career.”

“Yeah? I knew that. She’s always been like that.”

“And!” Ollie says loudly so he cuts me off, “That she flirts through threats or insults.”

He drops his hands off my shoulders as my jaw drops, “I’ll catch you later, mate.”

He starts walking away as I stand there, stunned at his words. She wasn’t flirting with me! Was she? “Wait!” I yell, running after Ollie, “Who else has she threatened!?”

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“Remind me again why she doesn’t have a seat?” I ask Ollie as we walk in from the national anthem, absolutely scared shitless of this girl behind me on the grid.

“You’re talking to one of the reasons. You are the other one.” Ollie shrugs, “There were too many rookies and not enough seats… We beat her out.”

I frown, knowing she should be with us but shaking it off when I see her again. She’s talking to Jack Doohan, watching him explain something intently.

“Can you just ask her out already?” Ollie says, breaking the silence and making my eyes go wide.

“Dude!” I shush him, looking around to see if anyone heard, “Can you not!? I don’t like her like that.”

Ollie straight up laughs out loud! Everyone around us turns to see what’s so funny as my face gets redder and redder. He won’t stop! He’s literally crying laughing and I just have to stare at him. “Shut up!” I finally say as he literally wipes tears from his eyes.

“Mate…” He pulls me closer, looking at Y/n, “If you don’t fancy her then what’s up with the scared to talk to her thing?”

I cross my arms over my suit, “We’re not friends and she was busy-”

“The freaking out over me saying she was flirting?”

“I think I was perfectly reasonable with that one!”

“Kimi.” He shakes his head, “You ran after me screaming.”

I look away, wanting to leave all together.

“Just ask her out. As much as i’d like to lie and say she’ll reject you… I know Y/n. And I know she’ll say yes.”

“I don’t want her to say yes just because that’s her fucking moral code-”

“I know Y/n as in I know what she likes. And she may have mentioned that you’re cute once a while ago-”

“What!?” I say, slapping my hand over my mouth when It comes out too loud.

“Yeah yeah I forgot… Just- don’t embarrass yourself, yeah?” He nods at me as if I know what that means!

“How am I supposed to do that? You know what- nevermind. I’m not asking.”

Ollie blinks, “You’re hopeless.”

“She could say no! Plus I don’t want her debut race to be dirtied down by some kid she’s known her whole life asking her out.” Ollie looks like he might kill me. Or himself. “I’m just saying… I don’t think it’s the right time.”

“Mate, four years ago it was the right time! You’ve been making heart eyes at her ever since our karting days!” He’s right and I hate it. Ollie groans and I know what he’s about to say is going to hurt. “All you’re doing now is sabotaging yourself! I’m serious Andrea you’re never going to ask and you’ll never know if she likes you and she’s going to grow up and probably marry some hot rich guy who actually had the balls to ask her out!”

I cringe, not able to think of anything to do or say.

He’s absolutely completely right. And I'm watching her laugh with some other guy, fully jealous, but not doing anything about it.

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To my surprise, I wasn’t distracted the whole race. In fact, I watched her overtake me and smiled. Because I overtook her right back.

She flipped me off when I did it but I know she was laughing in that hot way she does when she’s joking about something.

Before I know it, the podium is starting and I'm shaking out my curls about to go watch, “Youngest race leader in history.” Y/n is walking up to me, her helmet off and her suit unzipped, “That’s kinda hot.”

I think I'm dreaming.

And then she flips her hair behind her shoulder and I'm back into my reality with a rush of confidence, “Do you wanna go out with me? Tonight.”

A smile breaks over her face, absolutely devastating in her usual way. “I compliment you once and you think I wanna go out with you?”

My heart starts beating faster. Shit. Shit. Shit. I’m going to kill Ollie I knew I shouldn’t have asked and now i’m here looking like an absolute idiot-

“Kimi.” She says my name softly. She never says my first name. “I’m joking.” I’ve never felt such a rush of relief in my life. “I’d like that… a lot.”

“Really?”

She nods, “Yeah. I was sort of hoping you’d ask so I didn’t have to.” She shoves my shoulder in the playful way she did earlier except now I see her look at me in a new light.

“You were gonna ask me out?” I say quickly.

“I was going to finish above you and say something about how I’ll make it up to you over dinner but… that overtake killed my plan.”

I’m smiling now. “Yeah well good. Maybe next time you can overtake me, hold position, and take me out after.”

“Next time?” Her eyebrows raise, “You do know that i’m not an F1 racer-”

“You just completed an F1 race. It counts. Plus I have a feeling that you’ll be on track sooner than you think.” Her smile shifts at my words.

“That means a lot.”

I shrug, “It’s true.”

“Thank you.” She steps closer, making me freeze and making her laugh. She kisses my cheek before stepping away, “I'll see you tonight, Antonelli.”

[envy-of-the-apple]

Can we have mermaid geto for din din? Idk I’m feeling like sushi tonight

k but you have to eat your sharkuna first

that one art post changed my brain chemistry forever ngl i cannot stop thinking of geto as a caecelia....cacealia??? idk how to spell it- SEXY OCTOMAN. but he's still a siren

could you imagine being IMMUNE to a siren song tho? maybe youre on a super cheap fisherman boat to travel, and you wake up to this horrific inhuman voice and you're scared shitless, but the rest of the passengers...aren't. they're calm, climbing out of bed walking onto the deck. it's almost like their in...a trance.

and then to your horror, they all start jumping overboard. one by one. until it's just you. on a creaky, empty, flimsy, fishing boat. eventually, you get brave enough to peak over the railing and thats when you see them.

heads bobbing in the water. two pairs of eyes. purple and blue. staring right at you.

and now youre stranding in the ocean, on a boat with dwindling resources surrounded by two creatures with these terrible voices that keep coaxing you overboard and join them.

[walpu]

hey, hey, I don't know how many times I've read your post "pre-relationship" especially aventurine part (omg i love how you write abt him 😭). I wonder how it will be once they are in a relationship and the kissing part please :3 thank u and have a nice day!

THANK YOUUUUU

Hope you'll enjoy this post too💛💛💛

being in a relationship with Aventurine

characters - Aventurine notes - gn!reader, fluff, hurt/comfort (do I even write something other that hurt/comfort for him lmao), no beta

can be seen as a part 2 of this post but it can stan on it's own as well

Aventurine

It would take quite some time for Aventurine to move from the pre-relationship stage with you. Will dance around the subject, throwing hints and flirty remarks but as for making an actual move? Oof.

Would cling to your side and shamelessly say something like "aww, can't get enough of me? people may think we're dating <З unless that's what you want them to think haha"

Pathetic. /affectionally.

But seriously, he really wants to be sure that you like him before making a move. That you like him, not his money, not the idea of him. At least that's what he tells himself. And while this is part of the reason, the actual thing is that he's simply... confused. He's already more vulnerable around you than he ever was around anyone else. And dating means being even more vulnerable.

While he yearns for this genuine connection he's also a scared of it. Tim Kreider wrote the line "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" about him actually.

It would take some time for him to get used to being in relationship. In the previous post I've mentioned that he, most likely, had some short flings in the past. I seriously doubt that he ever had any serious relationship before you though. It's so new to him. At first it would seem like nothing has changed between the two of you at all. Surprisingly, it looks like he even became a bit more distant.

Aventurine doesn't want to attract any unwanted attention to your relationship since it will only endanger you. Plus he doesn't want to overwhelm you. Plus he doesn't want to overwhelm himself. Plus he is scared shitless.

He can't help but feel that he looses everything he holds dear. After all, it's been like that for all of his life. And he simply can't loose you.

Mini spoiler for his leaked character story, but there is a moment there when he looks at the aventurine stone Diamond gave him and he realizes that despite the fact that he worked so hard for it, now that he has it, it holds no real value since it doesn't fill the emptiness inside of him. Logically, he knows that this won't happen with you. He loves you too much. But there's this subconscious fear inside of him that he's just so messed up inside that he simply would not be able to love you like you deserve.

Be patient with him, this mans doesn't know what he's doing. Don't give up on him and he'll crawl to your side, holding onto you for dear life.

Once he will calm down a bit, he'll make it up for all those times when you were the one reaching out to him. Texts you, calls you, arranges spontaneous dates.

In the beginning of relationship would spoil you with expensive gifts. He knows what it's like to have nothing so he doesn't want you to ever feel this way. And the best way to prevent it? To make sure that you will have anything and everything. Maybe it's a subconscious way to bribe you. Maybe. Not like he realizes it himself.

Once he'll feel more stable and more confident, his gift giving tendencies will get less overwhelming. He still like giving you gifts but now he picks and chooses. His sugar darling deserves only the best, after all.

Acts all clingy, playful and unserious but actually listens to your every word and is ready to fulfil your every need.

Is actually very caring. Shows his care by pestering you and easing you tho.

If you feel down, will sit stay by your side. May randomly start tickling you, if you're ticklish. If not, will find another way to touch you in a playful and somewhat annoying way. After you cheer up a bit, Aven will put his chin on your shoulder and hugs your waist, softly asking what happen and why is his dearest darling seems sad.

As for kisses. Aven will loooove covering your face with butterfly kisses. And not only your face. Will randomly grab your hand and kiss your knuckles and fingertips. If you've made a mistake of exposing your shoulder then be ready for it to be kissed endlessly.

Adores kissing those parts of your body that are usually covered with clothes. It feels fore intimate for him.

And if you have freckles or/and beauty marks. Oh well. Will trace them with his fingertips, connecting them with some invisible lines and sometimes gasp playfully, saying that he found his constellation. Just a silly little guy being a silly little guy.

So touch-starved it's unreal.

Has very mixed feeling about his tattoo being kissed. Would feel... weirs if you would kiss it during your casual cuddling session. He exposes it for the world to see, yes. But still, when it attracts attention of someone who knows the meaning behind it... Makes him a bit tense, it catches him off-guard. However, if you kiss it after a lovemaking session or when he shares some painful memories with you, he will feel reassured.

Will slowly start crawling out of his shell when he's with you. Before he only shared some brief memories of his past with you, now he'll start slowly opening up about other, much more painful stuff.

It still happens randomly and out of the blue. He remembers something, he tenses up. But now, instead of repressing this feelings, he shares them with you.

Don't push him too talk, he'll slowly open up on his own.

Loves waking up next to you. Especially if you're still asleep. Seeing the sun shining on your face fills him with love and tenderness. Only with you by his side he feels truly safe.

[zais-zafu]

Hi, sorry if this is personal, I just wanted to know what you manifested with the help of the loa

hii

hmm, I can't share everything but I am happy to provide some. I have a couple of posts around that but off the top of my head, here are a few:

• appearance change like I got my desired face, body hair loss, clear skin, bigger eyes, longer lashes and fuller brows, different facial structure, fuller lips, faster muscle growth, symmetrical face & body, etc.

• money!!

• full ride scholarship + desired uni

• gifts, just the other day I randomly got a smart watch just because

• dream wardrobe

• massive opportunities that I always wanted to have

• certain situations playing out exactly how I wanted, desired life plot ig?

• people in and out my life — I don't manifest sps & relationships directly but ig working on sc makes you attractive to the people you like + makes things go how you want without you consciously manifesting it

• desired friendships

• desired contact with some influencers

• changing my parents & home situation

• perfect gpa (even tho I don't really study or work hard in my classes) & natural intellect

• popularity within my major

• huge confidence in public!

• princess treatment

• being productive and healthy

• my friend's leg not being broken after being in an accident

• becoming more talented in singing, drawing, writing, and other hobbies without even practicing

• driving licence (even tho I was scared shitless of driving)

• new car on my bday (not for me tho cos I don't like driving lol)

• a fun, exciting & also peaceful life!!

• desired bday

• pretty sure I quantum jumped / shifted a few times cos people look at me crazy when I remember things being different around here lol

• just for fun I did the purple car challenge and it worked + I did the same for lime cars (cos I needed more confirmation lol) in one of my bus trips and I saw one (I still see both lime and purple cars to this day) + recently saw a lime & purple car in the uni so yeah, the law is real 100%

• mental peace — my mindset around life has drastically shifted (no longer in what felt like a rat race) + my mind is a safe space for me now <3

• and a high sc ofc

hope that was motivating to read !!

[thehighladywrites]

ACOTAR men x reader, meeting your parents

𐙚 summary: the acotar men meet ur parents for the first time, how will it go?

𐙚 warnings: crack, fluff

𐙚 amara’s note: thank u sm for the req anon!!💗 i need cassian so bad i’m not joking 🙁 | based on this req

Rhysand

okay so in my mind there are two ways this could go

either ur parents are scared shitless bc of him or they absolutely adore him

They’re real scared if your parents live in the Hewn City and have only seen Rhysand’s bad side, you know, when he was with Amarantha and just seemed like a real jerk overall

The part where they adore him would come into play if your parents lived in Velaris and witnessed Rhysand's true self, not the facade he presents to his court, but the genuine person behind the mask

I think he would act very nonchalant and act like its a casual thing meeting your parents but he is shitting himself behind the facades

He's just really eager for your parents to like him, so he ends up accidentally over-complimenting your mom, which might make your dad a bit irked.

“Mrs. L/N, your beauty is as radiant as the stars. And your cooking is absolutely divine,” he has a hand on his heart, his famous smirk playing on his lips

“Aw, thank you so very much Rhysand, how very kind of you. I’m glad you like it!” your mom beams at him sweetly

“Alright, Rhysand, let's not get carried away,” your dad mutters, staring daggers at rhys as he gets drags your moms chair closer to him

After a while they grow to love him and your father’s distaste for him lessens

Azriel

it’s kind like rhysand’s situation, your parents score is based on how much they know about him

okay, so if ur parents know he’s the scary night court torturer and spymaster who does dangerous things for his work, he might not be very well liked. not only that but they would be genuinely worried and very scared

but if they only know he works for the high lord, i believe the chance of liking him is big

I think azriel’s calm aura when he’s with you makes him very likeable and trustworthy

Your parents see how much he cares for you, the little things he does for you and they approve

they see the small things he does, like this vid right here

Azriel is actually so fucking nervous, he stalks your parents before meeting them. He knows what your dad likes and he knows what your mom likes. Azriel brings their interests up casually in conversations and see how their faces light up

of course you know about all of this but you let him think he’s slick

Eris

Just like rhys and az, it depends on how much they know ab him.

If this is pre berons death eris, they will probably not like him bc of the way he presents himself

I still think Eris is charming and will win over your parents

He’s an expert on charming people and he uses it when he meets ur parents

he is very respectful, tho not very talkative. He speaks when spoken to basically

He gets very nervous when he is asked questions about your relationship bc if there’s one thing he loves it’s privacy

Eris is super vague, i’m talking one word answer for everything

“So how did you meet?”

“at a meeting.”

“Okay! so whats the story?”

“we fell in love.”

Absolutely melts when ur parents decide to like him bc he has never had any parental figure like him that much except for his mom and he is very happy on the inside when ur parents love him

literally thinks of ur parents as his after a while

Lucien

He is extremely well liked, like right off the bat, they love him

We all now he is prythian’s most charming male

is the type to say “wow i see where my girl gets her beauty from” to your mom and “you raised her well, she is very smart” to your dad

I swear he will flirt with anyone. your brother, your sister, your mom, your dad

he brings gift baskets whenever u visit them and it’s always personalized gifts too

your younger siblings always greet him before you bc they think he’s wayyyyy cooler than u

he just basks in the attention bc slowly ur family basically adopts him and he becomes part of the family very quickly they all love him

Goes on walks with your parents, bakes with them, talks to them, literally becomes their fav in a heartbeat making u a lil jelly

This is SO him and ur mom LINK

Cassian

awww😭 bless his heart he is so awkward

he is so adamant about being liked, he goes all out

i’m talking gets a suit, shaves and gels his hair back even though you say it’s really not that deep

sweating bullets, wings drooping a tiiiiiny amount. not noticeable to anyone but himself

anyway

cassian knocks on the door w flowers for ur mom and his hands are literally sweating

absolutely doesn’t let you touch him in a romantic way. he literally swats of your hand on his bicep, “bae, we can’t do that right here, are you crazy??” he says in ur mind, looking around to see of anyone saw that super scandalous touch

at the dinner table he almost knocks over a glass and drops a fork on the floor

his tie is too tight and he carefully tugs on it for air until you decide it’s too much and take him to your childhood bedroom

“Cas, are you okay? They love you so much, there is really no need to be this nervous.”

“Are you sure they like me? Be honest.”

“Baby, I promise you, if they didn’t, you would know. Now get rid of this tie, pop a button and relax, let me get you a drink.”

After you kiss him and get him a drink, he calms down and goes back to his normal non nervous, lovely self

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[stubz]

what if the Masked Invincible and Unmasked Invincible talked before the meeting! What if Masked told Unmasked his deal with Angstrom and Unmasked was like 'I could bring this dimension's William back with me?! Why didn't I think of that!!' and then team up.

they got like an hour to kill before the scheduled meeting and go look for them. Debbie isn't home or at her office so they go look for William figuring he could help them plus they have a better idea of where to look for him. College.

they find him and Unmasked scares the shit out of him by tackling him to the ground sobbing with the most wholesome manic grin on his face. Masked just stands there impatient like 'ask your boyfriend where mom is already!'

takes a bit for poor Will to convince Masked that he doesn't know Debbie is, cause I doubt he knows where Paul lives, which makes them miss the meeting. So now they're stranded here but that's not the worse thing since now they both have their respective loved one alive and well here. just gotta find Debbie tho

Next day Mark opens the door to see a scared shitless William being lovingly yet firmly held by one of his evil variant's and then getting the air kicked out him by another who blindsides him. Debbie and Oliver sees all this, Oliver goes to get Debbie out of here but is beaten by Masked who ruins the plan by tackling her into a hug rather than flying off with her.

The Grayson's are emotional men when raised decently.

Several moments of awkward silence where everyone just looks back forth between the evil Marks. One on the floor hugging Debbie sobbing uncontrollably and the other still in the doorway back hugging William, chin over shoulder, with a very firm glare that just screams 'try me'

Somehow they end at the couches discussing terms and conditions. No killing or hurting anyone in exchange for supervised time with William/Mom. Seems like a good enough plan until the world builds up their strength enough to figure out what the hell they should do with them

edit: I made a drabble You have your mother's eyes - Stubz - Invincible (Cartoon 2021) [Archive of Our Own]

[lilly-of-the-valley-artblog]

This will probably be my most controversial design for now, but i think i have nice explanation. So, i drew fan favorite ✨Regis✨

Regis is one of the best people in witcher universe, but he is still a vampire. Geralt always felt weird about him, and when he found out what he was, he was terrified. Fringilla was also catious around him, so i figured that his very presence is intimidating.

In my headcanon, Vampires are similiar to dopplers, they can turn into various animals but only one person. And their tranformation is much more painful and grotesque which we can see in this drawing. I relied on uncanny valley, i don't want vampires in my drawings to be just another pointy thooted undeads, i want them to be smthg else. His human look should look human, but with a very small unnatural feeling, so guess what i used for inspiration. Botched plastic surgeries! Like Simon Cowell, Donatella Versace, etc. I wanted to focus on creepy smile, since in the books in the scene where Dandelion hurts his head, Regis is described with a huge scary grin. When he transforms into huge bat like creature, he basically rips his human skin off revealing horrifying, gorey insides. I think it's very interesting for Regis to look uncanny, since it's a very nice contrast for his great personality. Plus, it creates very unique dynamic between him and readers, since you will never know if he'll end up being bad, which makes his sacrifice in the end much more meaningful imo. My idea for vampires is that they can mimic human shape, but not what makes us humans. Bcz they do not understand our emotions, our mannerism, social gestures and basic human experiences, so even tho they can look human, they can never capture humanity, which causes uncanny valley.

Another subtle detail is that i tried making him look similiar to Geralt, almost like a demonic version of Geralt. And that's mostly bcz we all mimic people we like. We copy their movements and their speech when we feel comfortable. And i assume, Vampires are no different. Except instead of movements and speech, vampires borrow faces. Think of my Regis as a parody of Geralt, an extension maybe. So that's another neat detail i added.

In the upper image, he is simply discussing poetry and art with Dandelion, regardless of his creepy smile, Dandelion knows that Regis is harmless...

In the middle is my favorite scene in which when he was challanged by that priest. Here we see his petrifying and vampiric side where he walks towards the priest while scaring him shitless with his mandela catalogue type face.

And then at the bottom are simply few of his faces, mostly during the Stygga battle.

Thx ❤️✨

[cuntyhunty22]

Good men die too, oh I'd rather be with you.

(Part 4)

Description: reader had an event in the last part that unfolds in this one. Joel and readers relationship takes off in a serious way. Family time. Smut of course.. they are in love. See parts 1-3 to catch up.!

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Tags : smut. Pregnancy. Fluff. Rough sex. Unprotected sex (obvs) (be safe out there tho), cream pie , oral f receiving. Language. (Lemme know if I left anything out.

This one took some time to write, so if you could be so kind with some feedback 🫶🏼

If there are typos , grammar errors I AM SORRY. I write these on my phone.!

"Joel... say something before I pass out. Please look at that again, am I seeing shit.?"

"Darlin... that's positive." Joel is grinning ear to ear.

"There is a baby in me.. your baby.. holy fuck I'm gonna puke. God my life is insane."

Joel gets down on his knees and kisses your stomach.. " I can't believe this.."

you start sobbing.

"Oh my god joel I don't know how to feel."

Still kissing your stomach Joel looks up at you. "I promise on my life, you and our baby will be forever taken care of. I really think you are my forever darlin as crazy as this is. Let's make you a doctors appointment for this week make sure everything is good, blood tests all that."

This man really cares about you, and it scares you shitless.

"Okay baby.. yeah okay.. I'm I'm sorry I'm just speechless." You look away because you really don't know how to act besides the fact you want to bolt. That instinct in you that's always there. That when things are too good to be true or even remotely hard you want to ghost it all. In a way you just wonder if you just think you deserve the shit you went through with you ex, and then that brings a billion other things to your mind.

"Joel."

"Yeah darlin."

"What if he gets out, and comes after me.. after you.. after Sarah.. after our baby..?"

"He won't. I won't let him. "

"It's been months and we have heard nothing baby that scares me.. this all scares me so much. But it's all I want. You. Me . Sarah. The baby."

Joel stands up off the floor, and he picks you up off the toilet. Wrapping your legs around him, arms around his neck. He leans in kissing you passionately then he pulls away and looks at you.

"Let's get married."

•

"Joel." What.? You look at him bewildered.

"Baby we just found out we were expecting, one thing at a time for my little brain." You kiss him on his big nose that you love so much.

"I'm serious darlin. I want you. Our family, forever. seems right we do the damn thing. Inow all I want is to make love to you but we need to get out of this bathroom."

"Yeah we have a habit of staying in here forever.. Joel.. can we not tell Sarah just yet.? I just wanna go get checked out.. make sure it's not a false positive, make sure it's all fine ya know."

You look at him with pure love in your eyes

"I think you already know I'd marry you in a heartbeat but I want this figured out first."

"If that's what makes you comfortable, then that's what it'll be. I love you. "

"And I love you."

•

You open the bathroom door, to find Sarah in the kitchen sippin on lemonade

"Hey everything okay with you guys.?" Sarah asks.

"Yeah baby girl we are good, sorry about the rough morning.. with your mom coming and what not."

"It's okay dad.. I'm used to that honestly.. I just want you happy and obviously she makes you extremely happy. I really like her." She smiles looking over to you.

You automatically feel guilty about wanting to not tell her. She's the first priority in Joel's life and you respect that. Joel is the kind of father you wish you had.

"Why don't you guys go out today.? Like a proper date.?"

"Sarah we were supposed to spend today with you."

"Seriously dad I'll be alright I'll go hang with Ellie there is something things going on at school. Live your life dad. Be happy. You deserve it. She deserves it. Go take her out like the gentleman you are."

Joel laughs.

"Yeah a gentleman ."

You Joel and Sarah chat for a little bit then Ellie comes to pick her up.

"So date night.? What's our plans.?"

You look at Joel who is staring at you.

"You staring at me like that is freaking me-

Joel cuts you off by picking you up out of your chair, lips crashing to yours leading you to the island in the middle of the kitchen.

"Date night starts by me making love to you. And we will go from there because for the past hour it's all I can think about."

You are sitting on the island legs dangling off the edge. Joel starts kissing down your jaw right to the spot he knows drives you wild gently nibbling.

"Fuckkk you take advantage of that spot don't you Mr miller."

He chuckles into your neck not stopping his trail of kisses. Kisses from the neck lead to him pulling off the tank top you have on, he gently cups one of your breast with just enough pressure to make you let out a little moan, his lips trail down to your collar bone , to your chest , to your breasts. leaving passionate kisses on every inch he could cover. At this point you have a pool of wetness between your thighs and you want to beg him to just fuck you, but this softness of him, the tenderness was beautiful.

Joel is taking his time with you, his kisses leading down to your stomach which now has your baby beneath. He stops there for a second.

"I swear to you. I'm gonna love you and our child the way you both deserve. In a way this is a second chance for both of us. I finally get to raise a child with a mother and you get a family that loves you."

"I know you will Joel. And I love the man you are so much."

Joel kisses back up your stomach which back to your breast taking a nipple Into his mouth, gently sucking on it making your body arch. His hands trailing down your body to the waist line your shorts pulling them off. His lips leave your breasts down your stomach to between your thighs.

" always so wet for me baby. "

"I wanted to beg you to fuck me but watching you worship me was something I've never experienced and I didn't want it to end."

"Oh I'm not done darlin jus gettin started"

Joel's tongue lapping on your wetness, his tongue covering ever inch of your cunt eating you as if you are his last meal. Sucking on your clit as your cover his beard in your juices. And this takes you back to your first night With him, how hungry he was for you, and how now that hunger has never left.

"Uh fuck Joel I can't take it, I need you please." You let out a whimper.

"Patience let me love you."

Joel still devouring you, you feel your release building as you lace your fingers in Joel's hair bringing him even closer into you grinding on his face.

"Please I don't wanna cum like this.. ah- oh my god. Fuck."

"Yes baby cover me in those sweet juices, and you will cum many times."

You cum all over Joel's face and he doesn't stop he continues licking and sucking till your orgasm releases.

" now can I have your cock."

Joel laughs.

"Didn't I tell you patience baby girl. Relax."

Joel picks you up off the kitchen island and carries you to your room and lays you on the bed you have shared for months now. You watch him as he removes his clothes admiring how beautiful he really is. The curls. The tan skin. The big hands. He finally crawls back onto the bed to you spreading your legs open for him so he can get between slightly lifting you up to insert himself into you. The pressure is what you needed what you craved. The stretch of him inside of you. Joel thrusts a few times before leaning down to submerse his body into yours in this rhythm of love making, him moving in and out of you, the passionate kisses his hands cupping your face eyes never leaving one another.

"Joel- you feel so good. Please don't stop."

Joel picks up the pace slightly, eyes still not leaving you, kisses all over your lips your neck, he slightly lifts one of your thighs just so he can thrust deeper into you.

"Fuck you were made for me, keep lookin at me honey, let daddy make love to you."

He slightly grabs your chin so you can't look away as he thrusts harder and deeper keeping that same steady pace, bringing your body's even closer if that was even possible. Fucking was one thing and you got really good at that with one another but this was something completely different. It was like giving everything away to one another even more so than you already have. It was something you couldn't even explain.

You gave him that look and he could rad you like a book . He knew you were close and so was he. You put your hands on each side of his face stating into his soul as you moan on ever thrust every movement his body consuming you. You Ran your hands up into his hair and that's something that's always drove him crazy.

"Joel- I'm gonna- fuck god I love you. Please.- "

"Atta girl keep looking at me, let me see that pretty little face you make when you cum. God everything about you is beautiful."

"Don't stop - mhmmm please don't"

"Mhm darlin fuck not gonna. S'close"

Joel keeps thrusting deeper until you both reach your release together. Him filling you up with his seed. He collapses onto you his head resting on your chest as you run your hands through his hair.

"Hmm darlin i have no clue how we manage to cum together as often as we do."

"Just souls intertwined, something so out of the ordinary."

He looks up at you, those big brown eyes.

"Souls intertwined..." he trails off. "Never really thought bout that."

"Because you say that stuff doesn't make sense to you or it's made up.. like you made fun of my astrology stuff or my crystals... or how when mercury was in retrograde you said it was bullshit."

He laughs

"Maybe I should believe in it if it brought me to you."

"Nooo that's so made up, don't believe that, just because you are an Aries doesn't mean your chaotic blah blah blah" (you mock joel)

He kisses you on the forehead

"Are you making fun of me. That's not nice to make fun of an old man."

You lean up getting close to Joel's ear breath heavy on his neck.

"So what if I am, you gonna punish me.?"

He hasn't moved from you, his member still inside, that made him twitch making him slightly hard.

You smirk at him.

"Don't look at me like that."

"Why not Joel."

"Because we won't be leaving this bed."

"But what if that's what I want daddy."

"Jesus woman you are something else, so we jus stayin in then.?"

You laugh, kissing his nose.

"Do you really wanna go out? I can't drink so that's not fun, I mean we could go to dinner... Orr.. oooh babe I want bbq"

"Bbq it is then, but we need to shower.. and I mean just shower.. no seducing me woman."

•

You start the shower, Joel said he'd be in a few, he's calling Tommy to see if he wants to grill out. I guess Tommy makes the best bbq.

Your Brain drifts off which normally happens when you are alone, thoughts of just everything you have been through hit you. How different life is just from a year ago.

But right now there is one main thought.. getting married.. that's crazy that's the thing you keep thinking about since you had a positive pregnancy test today too.. but that's what it was..

but then it is what everyone is going to say.. oh she got married bc he knocked her up.. or oh they got married because she's probably pregnant. No matter what there is no way around any of that. Is it crazy you want to get married?

You haven't even been together for a year yet it feels like this is it, the real thing and maybe you knew this all along. ..The patiently waiting for him to show up to your bar, to him bringing you things to Impress you.. the constant invites to family bbqs.. him always making sure you made it to your car after your shift ends..invisible string I suppose.

A pair of hands wrap around your waist and lips meet your neck bringing you back to earth which right now feels like heaven.

"Are you seducing me Mr miller.?"

"Is it working.?" Joel reaches between your legs gently rubbing your clit. "I'd say so your soaked and it's not the water"

Your whole body shakes and you let out a loud moan.

"Yes - uh -yes it's working."

"Don't have long darlin.. gotta be at Tommy's at like 6:30 it's 5 now.. bend over."

Joel moves you forward, hands on the shower wall, back arched as he slams his cock into you. You let out a whimper, it's been months but everything time it's like shock to your system. Nothing about this time was slow and sensual, it was straight lust. Desperate Need. Joel thrusts fast grabbing a hand full of your hair shoving your face against the shower wall as he completely destroys you.

"Yes fuck yes. You fuck me so good daddy."

Joel grunts. He loves when you talk dirty to him. One of his favorite things.

"Do I darlin. Tell me more."

The hard thrusts continue as his hand move from your hair to your throat pulling you back arching you even more making his cock slam your cervix with every thrust.

"Mhmm- that big cock, you old filthy man fucking me like you do, like i'm your little fuck toy that you bread. Filling my little pussy for months with your cum. Ruining me. Claiming me."

"Jesus fuck- " Joel lets out a growl, very primal very in need to prove what you just said.

"Come on daddy, you know you wanna ruin me."

Joel's hand tighten around your throat. Pulling your head back so you can look at him.

"Open your mouth."

You do as your told, and he spits in it. Leaving you grinning like the devil, as he continues pounding your pussy. Joel moves you away from the wall, moving his other hand to your throat now both hand around you holding you in one spot and he slams into you even harder making your eyes water.

" mhmmm'coming now, gonna fill my pussy up"

Joel thrust one more time until he stays not moving as his load fills you. He pulls out and you feel empty. You whimper. He spins you around pushing you against the wall

"Don't think I'm not gonna get you too baby"

Joel inserts three fingers into your messy cum filled pussy, his seed and your juices costing his fingers as he fucks you with his hands.

"Joel- " you practically cry.

"Mhmm darlin.? What's it you want."

He smirks at you knowing damn well.

"Keep going please. I'm so- ah fuck yes-.. "

"You wanna come on my fingers huh? You dirty little slut, my dirty little slut, come for daddy do like your told"

This man literally has a spell on you because right on command you cum, knee's giving out as he wraps his arms around you, kissing you passionately.

"Okay we gotta hurry up."

He chuckled.

•

You both got ready together. You decided on a flowy maxi skirt with a lace tank top. Wavy hair. Joel tight tee shirts, that extenuates his biceps which makes you just wanna stay home. And those tight blue jeans.

When you arrive to Tommy's it's 6:35.

"Only 5 mins later Mr miller we did alright."

You wink at Joel.

Joel comes around opening your door, helping you out of the truck. The smell of bbq fills the air as there is a beautiful sunset in the sky. Tommy and Maria has a beautiful backyard, lights strung from the trees, fire pit, corn hole, beer pong table. Perfect place for family bbqs and all you ever wanted was a place like this.

"Hello brother." Tommy says as he greets Joel. "Hello again lady, how are we doing, everything good.? My brother taking care of you.?"

"Everything is great, and yes he is..."

"And are you taking care of him.?"

Joel looks to be blushing.

"I'd like to think so. You chuckle.

"Great love to hear that.. alright yall I made a bunch of food.. Joel said you were craving bbq. We got brisket, chicken , pork. lil bit of everything."

"Thank you Tommy this is wonderful."

"It's a pleasure lady, you are family now. Maria will be out shortly, she's making desert, kid is at the sitters, so just an adult evening."

"Joel I'm gonna go inside and say hello to Maria."

"Okay darlin."

He leans over and kisses your cheek.

•

Tommy and Maria's home is very similar to Joel's very welcoming, warm, very homey. The kitchen smells of cookies, and cake.

"Hey there beautiful lady how are ya!" Maria says as you walk in welcoming you with a hug.

"I'm well.. really well actually."

"Good, you want a beer.? Wine.? I have tequila I know that's your favorite."

"Ummm I'm not drinking tonight, I - uh I'm on antibiotics."

Trying to think fast on your feet about why aren't you drinking because it's not like you at all to turn down a beer.

"Antibiotics.? What for.? Everything okay.?"

You freeze. Nervous as hell and you debate on telling her because she's the closest thing to a girl friend you have. But you're unsure if Joel wants to tell them yet.

"Yeah everything is fine just had like a sinus infection..."

"Sinus infection in the summer.?" Maria walks closer to you. "You're glowing.. I know that glow.. and Joel said you were craving bbq.. you are pregnant.!?"

"Shhhh fuck. I don't know if he wanted me to say anything yet.."

"How far along.?"

"Um well I'm not sure.. I'm a week late on my period.. and I took a test this morning it was positive.. I haven't been sick or anything.. well not throwing up but I've been nauseous but I thought it was my anxiety. so I'm going to the doctor this week."

"Ahhhh come here!" Maria hugs you.

"I'm gonna be an aunt again!"

"We don't know that for sure I- "

"We don't know what?" Tommy asks.

Tommy and Joel walk into the kitchen.

You look and Joel and he looks at you.

"We are gonna have a new niece or nephew Tommy." Maria smiles.

"I was just gonna come tell you that." Tommy laughs.

You walk over to Joel kissing him on the cheek

"Guess we suck at keeping things a secret."

Joel just looks at you and smiles.

"Had to tell him darlin. I tell him everything, and I figured maybe you'd need a friend in Maria, I know you don't have many friends. Be good to vent a bit."

"God I love you."

Joel pulls you towards him arms wrapping around you as body presses against your back.

"Okay love birds let's eat."

•

Dinner was amazing, Joel was right Tommy makes the best bbq you have ever had. Tommy brought out the guitar for a little bit , you watched Joel and him play. As you and Maria chatted about life. You told her about what happened with Sarah's mom and how you have heard nothing about your ex.

•

"Let me try."

Joel hands you the guitar not knowing you know how to play.

He looks at you intrigued as do Tommy and Maria.

You begin to strum the chords for I walk the line by Johnny cash.

Humming the lyrics ( I keep a close watch on this heart of mine, I keep my eyes wide open all the time..)

"That was great, Joel she's full of tricks" Maria jokes.

"Why didn't you ever tell me you knew how to play.?" Joel ask you.

"Didn't wanna steal your spotlight." You wink.

"You're gonna play more for me when we get home."

You and Joel say your goodbyes. Maria tells you to keep her updated. Followed by three or four hugs.

"She's a good one brother"

"I know Tommy I have known since I met her."

"I remember the first day we seen her and I knew by lookin at ya old man no one makes you soft but she does."

•

The drive home was quiet but in a peaceful way, just little touches here and there. His hand on your thigh, your hand on his. You made it home and like clockwork he opened your door helping you out of the truck. You could have it like this forever, the family dinners the coming home to a peaceful house. You go into the room to change into a big teeshirt get comfortable for the rest of the night. You're slipping it on over your head as you feel kisses on your stomach.

"Mhmm I bet it's a girl just as beautiful as her momma."

"Joel.. baby.."

He looks up at you.

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves.. everything is too perfect.. I don't wanna get our hopes up and it not be what it seems.. "

you start crying.

"Hey.. darlin.. what's wrong. Everythin is gonna be alright. I'm just excited s'all."

"I just don't want this to end. And all good things end for me somehow. Some way. It ends and I'm just sitting here waiting for that to happen."

"Well keep sitting because it Ain't at least if I can help that. Whether we have this baby, or wherever life takes us."

"Bring me the guitar."

(Untouchable by Taylor swift)

Joel just watches in awe and you strum and sing, watching you like you're the prettiest thing he has ever seen.

"You are fuckin angel you know that." Joel moves the guitar hands trailing up your body and his lips meet yours into kiss , one filled with so much passion so much love, Joel bites your bottom lip making your whole body shiver.

"Mr miller.." you breath out for a second as your lips part just for a second, then straight back to making out like high school kids.

"I'm never ever losing you. Losing our family. I'll die before that happens." He looks at you so serious, like he literally means that and it's not just words.

"Tomorrow is Monday right?" Joel looks at you confused what this has to do with anything..

"Let's go to the courthouse, let's get married. I don't need a big wedding to prove what we have. I've thought about it all day and if we are gonna do this might as well jump all the way in and there is no one else think I could do this with besides you. I'm tired of being scared I just need to live and you have taught me that."

Joel pulls a ring out of his pocket. You scream.

"I've had it in my brain for the past week but I was just waiting. I don't do anything by accident, I like to think I've been a smart man but I know when my heart tells me that somethin is right it is. "

Joel puts the ring on your finger. Marquise cut, vintage. Literally that man knows you.

"Mrs miller has a nice ring to it. "

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Okay soooo~ this is my first time writing to ur acc but- I have a headcon idea about the rottmnt boys and I just laughed so hard on the inside- Okay so picture them with a short bestfriend/crush like around 5,1 or 4,11 you get the idea anyway- So their bestfriend/crush made a bet that they couldn't find them in 5-10 minutes and since reader is so short they can fit into any type of space like the kitchen cabinets maybe the ceiling maybe even the lab- and the boys are just looking around trying to find their bestfriend/crush and then maybe after so much time has passed their bestfriend/crush jumps out and scares the living daylights out of them- (*cough* Mostly Donnie or Leo *cough*) those two have the best reactions when caught off guard can't convince me otherwise- tho I feel like Donnie would be getting scared shitless the most because he always somehow forgets their bestfriend/crush is short af and can fit and hide anywhere and probably in his lab- Like just imagine Donnie in his lab working on shelldon only for their bestfriend/crush scare him shitless while he just stands there frozen staring into space trying to come back down to reality- because the poor guy got so scared his soul almost left him early- I'm actually dying picturing it and it being so fucking funny-🤣😂

Nooooo ~ The worst part is that I also find this funny 🥹 Anyways.... (I'm also short, and I think I would end up scaring them by appearing out of nowhere because of my height) Hope you like it! ♡♡♡♡

Starts off cocky

He’s laughing as he searches, all swagger, tossing out taunts like, “C’mon, this’ll be easy! You’re like, what, a foot tall?”

At first, he checks all the obvious spots, confident he’ll win

But when he doesn’t find them right away

He starts getting… annoyed

With each passing minute, he’s scrambling more and getting low-key panicked

(But will never admit it)

He’s crawling under tables, looking behind every cabinet, even balancing on his toes to check high places, muttering, “Where are you?”

By minute 9, he’s convinced they’re using some kind of stealth magic

Just when he’s about to yell for a hint

His friend leaps out of a high cabinet right above his head, shouting, “Found you!”

Leo jumps about a mile in the air and definitely lets out a yelp, only to turn and immediately play it cool

“Pfft, please, I knew you were up there the whole time,” he insists, laughing nervously while they’re laughing their head off

(He’ll never live it down).

Donnie approaches the challenge like a tactical mission

He’s positive his analytical skills will give him the edge, he’s done simulations for situations like this

He starts systematically checking everywhere he deems logical, mumbling calculations under his breath

He doesn’t even consider weird spots like tiny cabinets or tight spaces because he just assumes “they can’t fit in there.”

But as time ticks down and they still haven’t turned up, he starts… glitching

It bothers him that he can’t find them

He’s questioning his methods, his intelligence, his sanity

By minute 10, he’s pulling apart his lab in desperation, muttering, “Statistically, this makes no sense…”

Then...

BAM!

They leap out from behind a stack of lab equipment, yelling “BOO!”

He freezes

Doesn’t move, doesn’t blink, just stands there, eyes wide, brain processing while his crush is cracking up

It takes him a solid five seconds to finally exhale and snap back to reality, half-annoyed, half-awed

“How… what… That was highly unnecessary.” But inside?

He’s impressed. Very impressed.

Raph is convinced he’s got this in the bag

He’s actually low-key excited to find them

Searches quickly, carefully looking under furniture and checking behind things

His biggest worry?

Accidentally breaking whatever tiny space they might be hiding in

Around the 5-minute mark, he’s getting a little worried, muttering “Alright, you gotta come out sometime.”

(He’s trying to sound annoyed but is actually having a blast.)

After a few more minutes, they finally jump out from a hidden nook and yell, “Gotcha!”

He’s startled, sure, but instead of jumping, he just lets out a big laugh and grins wide

“Nice try, short stuff. Almost got me there.”

He’s proud

Just doesn’t totally understand why anyone would want to squeeze into such a tiny spot to hide

Raph will start opening the cabins more carefully from now on, afraid that they might be hiding there out of nowhere.

He’s 100% into it, like it’s a treasure hunt, bouncing from place to place, calling out, “Ready or not, here I come!”

He’s convinced his “hide-and-seek intuition” will help him find them in record time

But when he can’t find them, he only gets more hyped

For Mikey, it’s all part of the fun

At minute 10, he’s practically pleading

“Alright, you win! Just tell me where you are!” He even starts rapping, trying to coax them out

When they finally jump out, surprising him with a “BOO!”

He lets out a huge scream and then immediately starts laughing

“That was awesome! You’re like a tiny ninja or something!”

(Mikey gets a little paranoid though, thinking they're going to jump out at him out of nowhere.)

100% asks for a rematch immediately

Mikey just wants an excuse to play this all over again.

[mrpochatok]

I don't know why I am doing it to myself, but I am reading an angsty fic about Sokka and Zuko being imprisoned by Zhao somewhere in Earth Kingdom occupied territory.

I knew this fic has a great chance of ruining me alongside my boys (i've read warnings and first few chapters was heavy for me) yet I continue reading for I am a Certified MosaicistTM. But then i get to the part where main characters actually can do something (even small) and they are themselves still. Zuko fights like he has a death wish and Sokka enthusiasticly plans shit even when shitless scared. And it gives me so much comfort tbh. I am sure there's a room for it to change, I am still at the beginning of the long story, but for now I am good.

Fic is called "Leaving It All Behind" by Sreeder. It's a part of series I am not sure is finished tho

[rutozz]

The Bathroom

Pairing: Haruto x Reader

An: Heyyy!!~ so this is my first time posting here an I'm so sorry if it’s bad, I wrote it for the first time 😭. Also it’ll be very helpful if some gave me new ideas for other one-shots. Minors are a NO NO.

synopsis: Dating Haruto was like a dream come true, he was the perfect guy your mom would have told you to find when you were young. He was kind, gentle, rich, handsome and etc. however other than keeping your relationship private due to his status, there was another demerit.. he was highly jealous of literally anyone.

I was sitting on Haruto’s lap, my hands on his shoulders as I buried my face in the crook of his neck while I bounced up and down on his length and my slow pace. Even tho I was relatively slow the thrust were strong and not to mention his size. Haruto wanted to relieve some stress before his performance and this is the least I can do.

“H-Haruto…” I moaned quietly in his neck as his hands on my rear continued with its cold grip. “Yea my love?” asked Haruto with that stupid grin as he knew exactly what he was doing to me. Suddenly the washroom door opened as I heard heels enter the washroom, since me and haruto were in a cubical, Haruto just had a thrill of getting caught while I was scared shitless.

“Just keep moving Princess” said haruto as I kept moving slowly. 

“Hey? You in there?” Asked the voice from outside and I recognized it. It was Mina, my best friend, she has no idea that I’m dating Haruto cuz if she knew, she’ll end me. 

“Damn you did Kai wrong by rejecting his proposal” said Mina as she fixed her lipstick.

Haruto stop as he gripped my waist and pulled me off, ‘a guy tried to hit on you?’ Thought Haruto. “Haruto please..” I whined, I was so close to reaching my climax and he just pulled me off. The next second I felt his hand grasp the back of my back and pull my face closer to his. “I don’t care who that Kai dude is.. but he better stay the fuck away from my girl” he growled  under his tone, his tone sent shivers down my spine as I nodded.

“Do you like Kai?” Asked mina , still oblivious of the situation inside the washroom stall. My eyes locked with Haruto’s as I notice the fire in his eyes, I quickly responded “No-o… I like someone-e else..”.

As soon as I said that, Haruto smirked as he picked me up and slammed me down on his length causing me to let out a loud gasp and grip his back, marking scratches on it. “Hey you good?” Asked Mina in concern as I just managed to whisper out a yes. “Yea-a I just hurt my ankle-e..”

“Oh alright.. anyway I’ll be in the art room. I’ll save a seat for you, come fast” Mina said as she left the washroom. I glared at haruto for pulling such a stunt but he just gave me a sly smirk as we both soon reached the climax. 

We both secretly walked out the washroom as I headed towards the art room and he moved towards the exit as he has his Chauffeur waiting for him outside. I saw how bright the flashes were as he stepped out the premises.. after all he was a star and I was A DUMB BITCH WRITING A FANFIC ABOUT THIS MAN (at least I’m self aware I guess 🎀) 

(Thank you for reading.!!)