#stickbundles

[everyothermouse]

tell us. about the them pleas :) politely requesting lil introductions

YAYAY okay so multee is a troll who lives in a very isolated section of [whatever you call troll land] with his rat lusus (lusus means an animal that raised a troll I'm pretty sure) and hes an autistic sopping wet weirdo /pos. Hes so silly!! He/it pronouns, chumhandle ParasiticBuddy, and here's other stuff my pal jester has said about him. I don't know what any of it means so if anyone knows homestuck feel free to explain it cus I wont

Okay now teej is a human, not a troll, hes very much a weirdo, he runs a little blog and likes taking photos and recording and stuff, he has severe social anxiety so when he first appeared in the troll zone tm he literally spent like a month hiding outside of multees house instead of just introducing himself and asking for help (hence the living in the woods drawing.) He has a hyperfixation on Multee and barely understands the rest of troll society because multee is so isolated from it all and doesn't know jackshit either. He is a stinky little guy, he/star pronouns, chumhandle StickBundle

ALSO THEYRE GAY AND DATING TY

[ofvanguards]

[ Starter for @stickbundles​ from these prompts ] 

"If these people weren't here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth." He’d heard the words but with the buzz of the Gala and the rest of his guests insisting on introducing their current spouses or mistresses. It even took his brain a moment to process what he had just heard, brows furrowing in the middle of a conversation with someone else. “What did you s—”

"I'm not wearing any underwear, thought you'd like to know."

Blue eyes flashed with the tiniest streaks of red flaring from the pupil towards the sclerae, fixated on Bruno’s features as the man spoke so nonchalantly and carelessly in a way that made their conversation truly private— with the right pitched whisper, no one but Rhett would be able to hear. His broad chest swelled as he took a deep breath to try to collect himself. “Feeling adventurous now, Bruno?” the Dragon’s voice gives away just how much self control he’s investing into this conversation, guiding a martini glass to his lips without even realizing the damn thing was already empty. “Come, step closer” he commands now, taking a step back to stand just a foot or two away from a thick velvet curtain.

[wh0resforall]

@stickbundles

Ethan let out a deep breath as he looked up at the other. The young man could feel the almost predatory gaze the man was fixing him with. He would never say it was intimidating, especially with someone of his skill set, but it definitely wasn’t tranquil or calming either. “So...” Ethan began before glaring up at the other man as he crossed his arms over his impressive chest. “What do you want?” Ethan already had to deal with the annoying small mindedness of people when they realize the magic that he practices. . “Money? Ale? A spell?” He listened off, trying to see what the other man’s goal was. “What needs to happen for you to leave and not say a word of what you’ve seen to anyone else?” Ethan’s already been kicked out of the coven him and his family had been in. The last thing he needed was for this to get out ot the other towns people.

[hawthxrnerps]

{ @stickbundles​ wanted Ryan.}

“And here I thought you were starting to like me.”

Ryan’s words are playful, he’d been teetering the line between professional and flirtatious a little while since he was brought in here. Could he remember what the job was supposed to be? A little bit, but he didn’t care, he’d have a few sips of whiskey before he came here and he was feeling a little friendly. Though one might not think it, he often took his job seriously...kind of. It was better than being a beat cop that was for sure. 

“My investigation didn’t bring anything up, guy was clean. I can keep digging if you want, but I don’t think anything is gonna come up.” 

[mensclub]

@stickbundles​ [Zack & Pierre]

Pierre winked at one particular man after his set. It was hard to grab Pierre’s  attention. He was one of the most sought after dancers, so he had no shortage of men fighting for his attention. However, something about Zack drew him in. He licked his lips before collecting the cash and leaving.  Once his money was secured in his locker, the young man made his way to the main floor. Of course he went looking for him, he just hoped that Zack would want a private dance. But before stopping by the bar and asking Gage what the man had to drink. Pierre believed you can tell a lot by what man chooses to drink, and his drink of choice didn’t give off red flag. Without a second a though he grabbed two drinks and walked over to Zack. “Thought I would top you off.” He said as he smiled at him before handing him over his drink. “I’m Pierre.” 

[comiiical]

@stickbundles​

On account on being using clay to model a piece to be sold in charity, and the clay being enchanted enough that he wouldn’t be able to wash it over quickly, Piers couldn’t help popping open the door of his guest, and friend of his son, with his mind. “Sorry to bother you, Sport, but may I ask you to help me with something? You see, I gotta take a piss but i can’t wash my hands right now. So uh... would you mind?” He added, knowing that it may be too much of a request, but he still... couldn’t help it. It was not like he could just walk in the shower and strip with his mind when he had a mortal staying at home. The door? That could be explained by using his feet, or his hip for that matter, he had a vigorous thrust after all. But that? Yeah he would rather ask than risk it. 

[strikersunindie]

@stickbundles asked from this memes "∗ 44﹕ sender aggressively shoves past receiver . "

"Mind telling me what your issue is or are am I gonna have to pull it out of you?" Elijah had been alive for too long to deal with passive aggressive methods of getting attention, though many would just consider what the other did plain ol' aggression. Being a hybrid, Elijah knew he had to control his strength against humans, especially in a public setting. "What, you wanted that boy or something?" he asked, referring to the twink that tried to ask him out. Elijah flat out said no, but when the twink wouldn't stop trying and even started touching him too much, Elijah shoved him away. The bouncer took the twink away after a quick and focused conversation with Elijah. He was making his way to the bathroom when the stud shoved past him, intentional since there was plenty of space around them. This one had more meat on his bones...he'd do better.

[thereallordphoenix]

@stickbundles

[amicablemedic]

( @stickbundles​ || sent x )

🔥  ─  have an indoor picnic by the fireplace and/or christmas tree + 💃   ─  dance around the living room to christmas songs

~

To think that he was able to get away from everything. To just be away from his work and the city and just go away for a week to relax. Especially with one of his closest friends. It had been snowing a lot outside and the scene was just out of one of those hallmark movies. With the log fire lit, Cole had prepared a little indoor picnic for him and his friend. Did he have some ulterior motives? Of course he did. The other had been his friend for a rather long time and Cole wanted to take things further. He just wasn’t really sure if his friend had those same feelings to him. So either, things would go well and he would be dating his friend...or things would go sour and he would lose that friend. With his friend out, he turned some music on as he heard the car door shut, signalling his friends return. Fingers crossed.

( thinking either Patrick, Emmett or Seb )

[herosluts]

@stickbundles​ asked for “7A for Black Widow from whoever you'd wanna see bottoming for Widow “ from this meme (accepting!)

It had been the smile that did him in. Nathan was in no mood for most people most of the time, and lived a relatively loner lifestyle as he was in and out of cities faster than most, and this would be no exception. But that smile.. he had to respond, feel the flirt, and just let himself act like a normal human being for once and not a robot or a character. And he felt himself letting loose with Thomas, more so when they were kissing, beard on beard and it made him groan, “Come with me,” was the only offer he lent to Thomas as he took him upstairs to the hotel room.

And laid him out, both naked, and he couldn’t stop kissing him and seeing that stupid smile that got him in this mess. This perfect, glorious mess, as he thrust forward finally and sunk inside fully, filling the other man up and moaning at the tight heat. “Fucking hell..” he groaned against his ear, finding the pace and rhythm, thankful he had the stamina to do this all night.

[holygroundscafe]

Muse Pop Quiz!

For Milo:

their  fav  coke  flavor: Cherry Coke, but he drinks Mountain Dew like a nerd more than coke or cherry coke.

their  starbucks  usual: “STARBUCKS DOES NOT MAKE ESPRESSO CORRECTLY. It’s crap. fuck their crap. BUY LOCAL DRINKS, SHEEPLE. I make a mean white mocha breve.”

their  fav  non-lips  place  to  be  kissed: his tummy. kiss it!

do  they  believe  in  love  at  first  sight: Yeah, but it’s usually a temporary thing. Usually.

their  karaoke  song  choice: Milo loves karaoke and can’t sing for shiz. but 99 Red Balloons(99 Luftballons by Zena)

the  disney  character  they  feel  like  they  relate  to  the  most: Milo is the bastard son of Flynn Rider and Maleficent.

fav  disney  character: Maleficent, duh. Also Ursula. Witches, baby.  ... Well, Maleficent was more likely a sorceress, but semantics. 

their  taco  bell  order: Double Decker combo meal, with a Mountain Dew, duh.

their  fav  amusement  park  /  boardwalk  ride: Milo grew up in a carnival. He looks at all those kinds of places and amusements from the worker’s side of things, and it’s just not his thing. But he does love waterslide parks! Pisces, go figure.

FRIENDS  THE OFFICE character  would  they  be: Phoebe is Milo’s WHOLE DAMNED WORLD. He doesn’t really fit any of their types, but Phoebe is his heart. And also he thinks Ross is DILF as fuck.

their  fav  type  of  cookie: Funny enough... Oatmeal Raisin. He doesn’t get why people constantly make fun of it, cuz he’s obsessed. And yes, thats why Holy Grounds Cafe always has them fresh.

tagged by @fullmoondudes

tagging @hollowedstreets (for Bradley Ferguson), @endlessdrifter (for Max), @euphoriaemporiae (for Young Alec), @canonbxys (for Deimos Polemos), @stickbundles (for Warren)

and anyone else who finds this and wants to​

[ofvanguards]

[  @stickbundles​ liked this post to get a starter from Arthur ]

“It’s really just a phone, not even an expensive one. Honestly—” the teacher says as he picks up the pieces of what used to be his ‘personal assistant’ or at least it felt as such and was at least able to salvage the SIM card. “No private info, nothing that doesn’t have a cloud backup, really it’s—” but he couldn’t keep himself from letting out a deep sigh. The man had crashed into him just as he was about to pick up a call from a student and the loose grip had not only made him drop his phone, but because of the bump itself, the damn thing had gone flying right towards the middle of the street, where a car rather comically had run it over. Truth was, he wouldn’t be able to afford one for at least the next fortnight. He really didn’t need it to work and wasn’t really into Social Media, to be honest he just used it for calls and such “You, uh, what about y—” Arthur finally turns to meet his ‘attacker’, noticing the heavy build and the charming face. Needless to say, he’s absolutely bedazzled, “Are you okay? I mean, you seemed to be in a rush”

[cxncordia]

[thighs] - to kiss and suck at my muse’s inner thighs (from whoever you want to be down there 8D)

@stickbundles || accepting

"How does that feel like?" Kaeus asked Dick looking up. Though he'd love to plow the large teddy bear until he had no air on his lunges, right now he was more hungry than horny. One of those large fingers came to his mouth and Kaeus wiped off the blood sliding off his lip. "Dick, that tasted good. You've been keeping that low carb diet? Keep going. I just love how good you taste," The vampire then spread Dick's legs just to give him a quick bite, drinking again from the femoral artery to his heart content.

[hawthxrnerps]

{ @stickbundles​ wanted Chris.}

Chris was away from home, far away from home in fact. His work at the BSAA had taken him somewhere else for a few weeks, with a little free time to himself he’d figured he’d seek out the nightlife, grab a drink at a bar and see where the night would take him. It’s not like he took any time for himself anyway, but his squad-mates had assured him that they’d cover him this evening since he’d been overworking himselff.

He’d found himself chatting to someone, were they local? He didn’t know, and he didn’t really care all that much, he was handsome and enough to grab the Captain’s attention. Things weren’t all that innocent, even from Chris’ side, his hand had reached under the table, rubbing along the man’s leg, slowly, carefully, teasingly. 

“So, I was thinking-” Chris’ voice trails off.

“You wanna keep a traveller some company tonight?” The stranger couldn’t know he was an agent of the BSAA, they were undercover. 

[mensclub]

@stickbundles​ Dick or Thomas plz Ronald looked around, the gym was rather empty. But that was normal for this time of year. Most people hold of on their goals during the holidays then as soon as they’re over they back in the gym. Ronald didn’t mind an empty gym, it mean that he could work out without worrying about people bothering him. Taking a moment to enjoy the silence, he racked up 500 pounds.  He never never lifted that much before but he had a feeling today was the day. He took a deep breath as he grabbed a handful of chalk and coated his hands in them. He took a step inside of the hex bar and lower down. As soon as he found himself in the right position and lifted. Using his entire strength he pushed himself through and managed to lift the entire hex. As soon as he was done with his rep, he dropped. There was a loud clash as 500 pounds dropped down. Even though he was still working out on the mat, it was still loud. He clapped his together as he flexed for himself. “Fuck yeah.” He said with a smile. As he looked at himself in the mirror he couldn’t help but notice someone else near by. Normally Ronald didn’t bother checking out guys at the gym but this was tooo attractive. Just then their eyes made contact and Ronald couldn’t help but smile and wink at him. He wanted to go talk to him but the last thing he wanted was to go up to another straight and try to shoot his shot. He hoped that would be more than enough to get this man to approach him. 

[comiiical]

Grabbing the first piece of underwear he could find in his way outside the bedroom, he hadn’t noticed he had gone through the briefs that didn’t belong to him. When putting them on, it was already too late, and he was too lazy, to search around for his own, and thus, chose to ignore the fact that he was walking out of the small vacation house with an over stretched piece of fabric that let anyone see a space in between his flesh and the fabric that gave nothing to interpretating what Chase owned between his legs.

Walking without a shirt, or pants, in no more than that pair of briefs, he went to grab a newspaper off of the machine, not so much for him as he didn’t care about american News as much as he should, but for his partner waiting in the bedroom. Nevertheless, he did turn his face when he chose to ignore the staring glare he felt on him from a few steps within a vacation neighbour’s window, as he skimmed over articles to find something related to sports. “Oh, well, if you keep staring I may have to put a fee on you, darling.” ( @stickbundles​ )