#stick wtih me ok...

[exoscreamsoda]

i really really want there to be a crazy plottwist where they make daniel a blood relative to lestat or louis and thats one of the reasons louis was so intrigued by him. do i have any basis for this thought? no. have i read the books? clearly not.

[crazymuff1n]

ok heres my pitch for a new how i met your mother episode thats like a pride special or whatever

Barney hears his brother(gay) make a joke about how "they/them dick hits different" so Barney naturally figures that they/them pussy is also different, and then proceeds to pickup and have sex with one them/them individual and gives his review and rating. Ted however, in professor mode says that basing his assumption on one trial is unscientific (can't be published on his blog), and he needs more thussy (short for they/them pussy)

"challenge accepted" "its not a challenge" "I, Barney Stinson, will dedicate this pride month to sleeping with every they/them person i come (self-high five) across"

Next day he wears a prideflag tie and has a blue wig sticking out of his pocket (laugh track)

We see him coming around with what do the audience appears as just, average cis women. Ted at one point says "she" and he gets kicked so hard by Barney for cockblocking that he is seen lumping out of the booth when picking up some beers. Also several of the flirt with Robin. Some of them mention the hockey team she played for when she was younger and lived in canada. saying they were a big fan of her.

A whole sequence is spent in a bro-meeting asking if they/them lesbians/bisexuals should count in the "always let a woman go if she is trying to have sex with another woman" bro-code rule

At one point Ted questions his morality of sleeping with queer folk and Barney says "THEODORE" "That's not my na-" "how DARE you say that nonbinary people dont deserve love? dont deserve sex (wtih me?) I am going to spend this whole pride month giving every enby i can my love! for shame, Ted, for shame"

afterwards the people he is hooking up with gradually start to fall more in to the "blue hair and pronouns" trope

one of the hookups mentions their friend who uses xe/xer pronouns and Barney faints from realizing there's more and he wakes up in a hospital (he fell down the stairs) the nurse is distinctly similar to last sequence of enbies, and also hot. He looks at the camera and smirks. even though he is in a cast. the end (laugh track)

also as a B-plot Lily and Marshal are discussing how to handle potential future queer children and they go to discussing names and marshall keeps trying to insist that they should totally encourage their kid to have a name like bonecrusher while lily is leaning more towards normal human names.

also at some point theres a joke about being attacked by a bear and the cutaway flashback uses that one shitty bear costume but then its corrected to "gay bear" cutaway to the same bear but with leather "no the OTHER gay bear" cutaway to human gay bear

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Ok let’s see how drunk you are: Ginny/Cousin Barney

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(There’s no Alabama flag emoji so let’s stick with ‘Merica) 

(TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS, TO A PLACE, I BELONG)

Alexander Weasley was excited to attend his cousin's William's wedding. Not only was it his first wedding that he has ever attended, but his future cousin-in-law was going to be part v eela wtih a bunch of veela cousins. He was very excited.

He sat with his mom and dad on the groom's side of the aisle. He didn't know his uncle Arthur very well, let alone Bill and his six siblings. However, family always invited family to their weddings, so here Alex was.

He didn't know if Bill was is second cousin of third cousin twice removed, but he did know they were related because they shared the signature Weasley red hair.

Alex recognized a lot of his Weasley family from various reuinions held throughout the years, but one face was new to him. They called him Cousin Barney.

He must have been close to Bill's side of the family since he was an usher like Bill's siblings. It was George that ushered him into his seat, but it was Barney that caught his eye.

From the way he was awkwarldy escorting guests to their seats to the way he stared at his Cousin Ginny throughout the entirity of the wedding. There was something odd about him.

His red hair did not match the same signiture Weasley shades of red, and he had 0 freckles. He talked to both International Quidditch Star Victor Krum and Elphias Doge all while staring at his own cousin.

Disgusting really.

But it was the way she reciprocated, that truly caused him horror. Some old hag made a loud comment about his cousin's dress, and she turned around and winked at her cousin!

Alex grabbed a shot of firewhiskey from the back table. Purebloods stay purebloods for a reason, he justified. If his cousin was in love with some cousin he never met, what was he to do about it?

Maybe he could find some veela cousin of Fleur's to forget about it.

[thesschesthair]

Rogers taking a toddler Alice to the hospital, after a nasty fall... He's losing his mind with worry, while Alice just doesn't give a shit.

I made her a wee bit older than a toddler, i hope that’s ok! And if they’re cursed, i’m gonna stick to cursed names and imagine they grew up in HH lol. 

He was livid. All he kept seeing was the slam of her tiny frame falling off the side of the wall and the thud, followed by the horrific cry.

He knew it was dangerous to let her walk along that wall and yet the idiot he was just couldn’t say no to giving in to her.

“It’s stopped bleeding now!” she informed him excitedly from the gurney she was placed on.

She’d been put in a cubicle once they’d got to the emergency room and were awaiting the doctor’s results from the X-Ray to make sure nothing was broken.

Once she’d gotten over the trauma of the fall, she’d become obsessed with the large gash running along her little leg.

“The skin, papa! Look! The skin! I can see inside!” 

Wtih every excited revelation he crumbled and grimaced, feeling all the more awful about the whole incident. It was killing him. 

“Alright, Tilly. Don’t touch it, please.” He begged her.

All sorts of horrid thoughts ran through his mind. What if they thought he’d been negligent? What if child services got involved? What if they said he was unfit to be a parent? i mean, single father... they’re bound to-

“Little Miss Rogers!” The doctor greeted cheerfully as he entered, placing the X-Ray scans up on the lighting board. “Good news, nothing is damaged, just a nasty cut!” he assured her with a winning smile. 

“She’s alright? Nothing’s wrong or badly-”

“It’s just a nasty cut, Mr Rogers.” the doctor assured him. “She won’t even need stitches.It’ll be sore for a few days and she’ll need a bandage, but she’ll be fine.” 

He sighed in relief but the tension and worry was still evident.

“She’s a child, Mr Rogers. These things happen. I’ve seen all sorts come through that door, believe me, this is typical and absolutely nothing to worry about.” 

“Will I have a scar like my papa?” Tilly asked as the doctor began to clean the wound, making him chuckle.

“You might have a little one if you’re lucky.” the doctor winked causing her to cheer.

Rogers could only shake his head at her excitement. Tension left him and all that was left was fatigue at being so wound up with worry and being unable to comprehend how he ended up with such a brave little girl. 

[baggebythesea]

OK, OK, I agree that without Entrapta - given that the BFS got as far as Horde Primes ship in the first place (and managed to get to Glimmer in time to keep her alive after Catra beamed her out in space) - the violence level would be a lot higher, given that it was not only She-Ra running amock on that ship, but also Glimmer armed wtih a stick and a seriously non-constructive attitude.

But the real question in my opinion is - what would Entrapta had done if she was still on Etheria?

Bow: There’s an entire blockade between us and Etheria

Entrapta, cheerfully on the com: Heeeeelo! These guys were very technologically advanced. They’re with me now.

I wonder how save the cat would have gone with no Entrapta..... like, let's assume Bow keeps the ship operational but doesn't think to implement a feature where it comes crashing through the walls (because who does that??)...

.....what would Adora do? Would she just continue blowing the fuck out of Prime's ship until she finds him, or glimbow, or her space ship?

Honestly i think that was her game plan...

....if Adora was there entirely alone im sure shed have gone back in and destroyed things until Prime was dead, she needs bow there as her impulse control (glimmer is not impulse control)