#stfu im obsessed with this ship name

[tyummy-rp]

It felt like it had been ages since Tara and Rose had hung out just one on one, a fact that had been weighing heavy over her like a storm cloud. She missed her friend, despite all the weirdness between them. The truth of the matter was… she was horrible at holding grudges, she had never been able to stick to her guns and be mindlessly mad at someone she cared for. Especially without good reason- and what reason did she have? Yes the Rose and Jaiden thing still stung… but was it worth ending a friendship over? Not to mention she had forgiven Jaiden. And other than that what really was there other than some weird tension? All this introspection was done and decided the minute Rose asked Tara for a ride. Things could be normal again, they could be good… right? God she hoped so.

When she hears the knock at the door it causes a flurry of panicked butterflies to rise in her, an unfamiliar feeling. Why was she nervous? She shakes the nerves off best she can, grabbing her keys from her desk as she opens the door and gives Rose a once over with a grin. And then without hesitation she pulls her in for a hug. “Ready to go?”

Bestie, You Can Drive My Car // Yum5ter

@tyummy-rp

[marioluigifan134]

The Voice of Skeeter/Henry about Nora/Starbitedreams/UmbreonDarkEdge

Hello, this is Nickolas of Miiblr writing for a brief moment here, I need to address what is really happening between us (more specifically, a user named @patti-mayonnaise A.K.A. Skeeter/Henry) and Nora/Starbitedreams, because I am getting really sick of watching people defend this person when they are not an innocent person at all. I will give this post to Skeeter's side now, here's his side of what is going on.

This is about Skeeter's relationship with Starbite.

Everything Skeeter/Henry writes will be in black text to avoid confusion (my text is in purple).

Also, there are some Trigger Warnings that I want to warn you all about, as this post contains sexually explicit and suggestive content and manipulation!

hey. im henry (starby's ex boyfriend, who came out about his actions to the mods.) fuck idk where to begin. maybe i should start with the harmless stuff because god i suck with my words starbys obsessive behavior always bothered me when i was with him. i felt like it'd be impossible for me to even speak to him because of how clingy he could get. this also came to play when i started to get f/os (i use self shipping as a coping mechanism which i guess.. pissed him off??)

ah! speaking of his bpd! he would blame it on literally everything. especially his hypersexuality. hell, he even thought making porn of IRL ME, WHOS 15 (he drew it when i was 14) WOULD BE OK??? STARBY HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING THAT SHIT CAN GET YOU IN TROUBLE

before you say "oh henry!! why didn't you stop him??" well with the given ss, i didn't have a choice. considering i was his bf at the time, i thought it'd be best to keep my mouth shut and let him do what he wants, but i was very uncomfy. considering im asexual

starby, YOU. ARE. MY. BOYFRIEND. i should be having to ask you to comfort me, ffs!!

now here's the flat out racism. before september 8th hit and i was still 14, i was talking to starby about how my dad didn't give me a quince (for personal reasons, even tho its our tradition) and with one google search, heres what he had to say

"pedophile ass shit" STARBY THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS??? AT LEAST THATS NOT HOW MY FAMILY DOES IT??? you're not even mexican yourself so how do you know???? insensitive ass

anyways moving on, going back to my self ship discussion, he would get very butthurt about my obsessions and f/os (mostly doug, my comfort character and bravoman, my f/o (who is portrayed without his suit and his mii form) which i find very ironic considering he would not stfu about wanting to fuck an old man (taizo hori)

(context for the last two images) i was in a doug server with him (since he asked and i figured cuz hes OBSESSED) with me and idk i guess he got jealous that i wasnt in the same fandom as him so he found reasons for me to not like doug??? idk but the way he worded it was very rude and i was reached out by two mods and the server owner with how uncomfortable he made everyone felt. so eventually he got banned

..thats all i have to say. bottom line is that i hope he gets the help he needs.

henry out

Alright, Nickolas is back, and I want to mention that me and my friends also had our fair share of experiences with Nora. While it is not finished (as far as I know), I feel the need to share the doc explaining them here, because what it contains should tell you everything in our true experiences.

[yourtwistedlies]

❝ women’s hearts are lethal weapons ❞

val ! ✩ she/her ✩ minor ✩ jason grace’s gf (REAL) ✩ speak now obsessed ✩ gracie abrams lovebot ✩ summer baby ✩ certified procrastinator ✩ professional listener ✩ pathological people pleaser ✩ general amaya’s #1 fan ✩ fitz vacker defender ✩ honorary grammar police ✩ kpop stan (mostly ggs) ✩ my moots’ cheerleader ✩ under the illusion i can write ✩ somewhat smart ✩ cabin 13 girl ✩

dni: if you are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, support kill all ___, sexist, 18+ only, religiophobic, creepy, toxic, or literally just a jerk, please leave!

byi: i swear sometimes!! i also adore using cute nicknames and pet names for my moots!! if you don’t feel comfortable w/ that or anything else, please let me know <33

moots - wattpad - ao3 - carrd - follower event (coming soon ⁉️) - save the children!

•̩̩͙⁺ the basics ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

call me valerie/val or twisted!!

she/her, straight (heterosexual), minor (18+ only acc’s please do not follow), 18+ do not interact unless i interact first or we are moots (on my list or to be added- i am the judge of who is to be added), cancer (zodiac, but i don’t believe in them), Christian (i post about it sometimes), << summer baby, entp (mbti), 8w7 (enneagram), ambivert, slytherin, cabin 13, shade (guys i swear i wasn’t trying to be edgy or smth with the past two and this 😭😭 i took the official quizzes i promise lmao), swiftie, kpop fan, staying up writing until 4am gives me life, purple is the best color (this is not up to debate, only yellow even comes close), proud notes app writer, CATS > DOGS (occasionally my verdict changes), bunny lover, chronic platonic sofitzer, i’m either hyperactive or extremely tired (there is no in between), people say im smart, but sometimes i feel like the biggest idiot ever lmao, and ofc dex dizznee’s much needed publicist (my favorite role of mine ever)!!!

•̩̩͙⁺ music ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sza, conan gray, alicia keys, emei, gracie abrams, maisie peters, sabrina carpenter, laufey, queen riri (rihanna), adele, beabadoobee, tiffany day, le sserafim, ive, newjeans, itzy, nmixx, stay-c, aespa, everglow, txt (baby fan), illit ＆ more kpop, lizzy mcalpine, pheobe bridgers, nessa barrett, pinkpantheress, claire rosinkranz, lyn lapid, alessia cara, reneé rapp, mckenna grace, and more!!

as i hope you can tell, i like a lot of music :)

•̩̩͙⁺ books ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

pjo, hoo, (never read toa, but yes, ik what happens in tbm), the rrverse, kotlc, city spies, ss (spy school), alex rider (not done with rr), the academy for the unbreakable arts,

and my many other fandoms i’ve forgotten about (dead magisterium fandom oop-)

i’ll add more fandoms as i remember them lol

•̩̩͙⁺ ships ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

rayllum, clauderry (stfu they’re adorable), percabeth (otp energy), sokeefe, dexiana, tiana (yes i know im the most indecisive bitch ever shut up you toad /jjjj i actually love u platonically), jason grace x ME (/j but i do love him lol), and more!!

•̩̩͙⁺ blogs ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

side blog: @yourtangledpromises

taylor blog: @iknowplxces (guys this is so abandoned + has my old intro 🤮 ignore this js trust - august 15 2024 val)

and perhaps more?? (muahahaha)

•̩̩͙⁺ side note ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

if you’d like to be added to my moots list, or talk, please tell me (by wonder girls)!!

if we’re moots we’re actually bffs now (you just don’t notice it yet)

if i don’t respond to your ask/tag/rb/literally anything immediately i am not ignoring you!! i’m just lazy or busy and will do it later <33

im your biggest fan btw

1 Corinthians 16:14

with love,

valerie

[mistyhasbraindamage]

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO A PINNED POST LOL

alright soo here's just an introduction to my blog :3

⚠️SENSITIVE STUFF YOU MIGHT/DEFINITELY WILL SEE ON HERE⚠️:

1: angst, A TON of angst :>

2: mentions of self harm, i will add a tw if it is in there

3: BLOOD☺ (again, will add a tw)

4: swearing lmao

─────────ೋღ 🌺 ღೋ─────────

names you can call me >_<

name I use most often: misty

nicknames: lemon, vinny, mistygoo :>

ೋ❀❀ೋ═══ ❀ ═══ೋ❀❀ೋ

FANDOMS!1! 1! 1! 1! 1!

the one I am obsessed with: SMG4 :3

side fandoms: FNAF, chikin nuggit, total drama, aphmau (I barely watch her videos, im just hyperfixated on Noi, KC, and Peirce lmfao), steven universe!!! >_< (there's more I jus forgor heheheh)

♡⑅*˖•. ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .•˖*⑅♡♡⑅*˖•. ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .•˖*⑅♡

things I enjoy doing ahdodkfskjdkskdld

drawing, ranting about smg4, making videos, playing roblox and minecraft [ik im cringe stfu /j], ect!!!

➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵

TᕼIᑎᘜՏ ᗩᗷOᑌT ᗰᗴᗴᗴᗴᗴᗴ!!! :ᗪ

1: i have severe anxiety, ADHD, i am on the spectrum, and a shit ton of other shit I need to get sorted out

2: i can be a yapper at some times eheheh

3: i have 10-12 pets- i honestly forgot💀

4: SENSITIVE 😱😱😱

5: I DON'T KNOW MAN I DRAW??? 😭

6: I AM #1 SMG4 DEFENDER🤬🤬

ೋ❀❀ೋ═══ ❀ ═══ೋ❀❀ೋ

𝚢𝚎𝚜!! :𝟹

𝟷: 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜

𝟸: 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚖

𝟹: 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜

𝟺: 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜

𝟻: 𝚓𝚞𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 :>

𝟼: 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢

𝙽𝚄𝙷 𝚄𝙷 >:(

𝟷: 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚜

𝟸: 𝚜𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜, 𝚜𝚑 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕

𝟹: 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚡 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜

𝟺: 𝚙𝟹𝚍𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚣𝟶𝟶 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏

𝟻: 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍𝚍𝚍𝚍𝚍𝚍𝚍𝚍 :𝙿

𝟼: 𝙱𝚘𝚋 𝚡 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 out😔

[𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝟷𝟹-𝟷𝟺 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚋 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟷𝟶𝟶𝟶+ 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍 😭💀 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚍𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚘 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔]

ˏ⸉ˋ‿̩͙‿̩̩̽‿̩͙‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̽‿̩͙‿̩͙‿̩̩̽‿̩͙‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̽‿̩͙‘⸊ˎ

ships I ship <3333

1: SMG34, been a shipper of this for like 5-4 years lmao

2: Mar4??? i dunno im chill w the ship as romantic but i usually portray em as platonic [i hope that's how u spell it 😭]

3: Axol x Melony, SO SILLY WATER MELON AND DED FISHY ^^

4: Saiko x Tari HEHEHRKSJFLSNF

5: Mario x Spaghetti ☺☺

♡⑅*˖•. ·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙·̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .•˖*⑅♡

EXAMPLE OF MY ART!!!

ೋ❀❀ೋ═══ ❀ ═══ೋ❀❀ೋ

thats it!!! ill probably add more to this, maybe not lmao, byeyeyeyeyeyyesnkthksir

[thisfan-thismonster]

Intro/Pinned

Jay || 23 || They/He || ♤♡ || ADHD + ASD

-> I'm Jay!! Trans masc non-binary guy!! Currently utterly obsessed with The Eltingville Club/Welcome to Eltingville and by extension Bill Dickey. I want to throw him at a wall (lovingly).

-> Sideblog!! My main is an art blog @jay-sketchin! I'll reblog any non self ship art I make of the club from there. My other self ship blogs are @coles-scythe and @draw-your-self-ship. I made a separate blog for Eltingville stuff bc of anxiety. Also autistic hyperifxation yippie 🤠 Everything that doesn't fit any of these blogs goes to my personal sideblog @stfu-im-thinking-abt-blorbo.

-> I have a lot of F/Os, but the only ones I'll be talking about here are the club (Bill is a romantic F/O, the rest are platonic.) However, if you're following from a self ship blog, then please dni if you also ship with T.ohru A.dachi from P.ersona 4 or J.in K.azama from T.ekken, I'm extremely uncomfortable sharing them. Bill doubles are perfectly okay though!!!

-> Idk how active I'll be!! Most of my posts here are gonna be Eltingville related and primarily be for my self ship AU + self insert OC Jay (what a creative name /j /lh)

-> DNI = Genral DNI criteria (bigots, TERFs, exclusionists, transmeds, zionists, etc.), pro//shippers or com//shippers or pro//fiction or whatever the fuck you call yourselves now, toxic anti//shippers, loli/shotacons, real people shippers, and doubles of the characters I mentioned above ^

The Self Insert OC

(Keeping it under a readmore bc I yap too much.)

Relationship chart template made by @//that0nefangi1rlinyourarea!! Idk who made the digital version of the model sheets tho :(

I'm making a separate post detailing his lore. Here's a quick basic rundown/synopsis for now. Stuff is subject to change as I figure out lore.

Jay is roughly 17/18 during the main comics and pilots, like the guys, and 26/27 during the epilogue. They're the youngest and shortest of the group.

Jay is also trans!! He uses exclusively he/him during the main comics and pilot, but switches to primarily they/them in the epilogue though they're still cool with he/him, too.

I headcanon that the guys created the club sometime in middle school when they were around 12/13. Jay joined shortly after the club's formation and was given the role of secretary of video games.

Like the others, his love of video games started out as genuine innocent enjoyment and a desire to have fun with his friends, but turned into an unhealthy obsession pushed into being a gatekeeping snob. The type to cry "fake fan" if you haven't put 300+ hours into each and every game within a series. By the epilogue, they've mellowed out significantly and has turned around to trying to make games and provide resources for up and coming developers like themself. Redemption Arc type stuff.

Bit of an artist during the comics, and can't take any criticism either. Will either blow up in anger or burst into tears, depends on if he's on his period lol. He gets severely burned on his right arm (his dominant hand) after Bill burns the comic shop down. He's still able to move and use his arm, but not with as wide of a range of motion as before. Best comparison I can make (until I draw it) is Dunban's arm in Xenoblade Chronicles, but they can still grab/grip things decently well. After becoming disabled, Jay leans more into 3D modeling and 3D art since drawing is much more exhausting/painful.

Bill and Jay develop crushes on each other shortly after meeting. They eventually figure out each other's crushes, but refuse to admit it due to pure nervousness. However, as they become more toxic people, it turns more into hostility and aggression. Constantly getting into arguments and fighting. They make each other worse </3

At some point between Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett and Bread and Suck-Asses, they do try to start dating when Jay points out how their constant bickering is bringing down the club. They decide to just suck it up, admit to each other's faces they like each other, and start dating. Worst mistake of their lives tbh.

After The Intervention, things kind of get a little better for not only them, but between the entire friend group. Arguments are a little less intense, they don't get kicked out of Bill's house as often, and they actually start acting like friends again.

But all of that crumbles when Bill tries to get a job at Joe's comic shop. He starts spiralling and undoing all of his progress with mending his friendships and relationship, and ultimately still causes the events of This Fan... This Monster!. The fire destroys not only the shop but any chance of Jay and Bill remaining together.

And then even more stuff between This Fan... This Monster! and the epilogue + post canon stuff that I still gotta write aaaaaaaa

[tobythetrashytrash]

Me deleting my Facebook posts in 2013 and pointing out dumb shit and essentially making fun of 10 year old me:

Aight, 2013 from December to January (it be backwards okay)

"went to bed at 12 and woke up at 7 🙄" ungrateful ass, you should've enjoyed it

80% of the posts are me saying "im hungry" "im tired" "im playing minecraft" "i hate school" and "goodnight"

oh my fucking god, not nightcore please, goddamn awful taste past me

okay, some art was credited in the way that i just added a link to the original post but 2013 me you're still on thin fucking ice

lot of good ol memes but a lot of "facebook" memes too

ah i see my first otp was smthn,,, pls don't ask what ship im taking that to my grave

me using "kawaii" and "uwu" unironically, also i misspelled kawaii as "kawaai"

I POSTED MY OWN FANFICTION PLS END ME, you will see me at my funeral thanks

oh god sudden reminder that i wrote fanfic on my old flip phone notes thingy and it's technically still there NO-

OH MY GOD SO MUCH FANFIC- idk if past me was hella confident or really fucking stupid

i can physically see when my emo phase began

"mo" ???

NOT ME SHARING SHIP ANIMATICS/EDITS, IM DECEASED

anyways, i will disclose that I used to simp over Shadow Link from the Four Swords manga specifically. you could argue that he is my first fictional crush-

(im barely on September pls)

Ah, me simping Suigintou since 2013

not me stealing convos from friends for art ideas tho 🤭

"ganondork"

i can pin point the exact moment the depression began lmaoo

omg back when i actually looked forward to school and was excited for 5th (??) grade

"im not talking to strangers and i never will" hun,,, about that-

oh god i got curious about one of the fanfics i used to read and i scrolled to the comments and i see my old account/name :')

apparently i still owe my nephew a cookie nearly a decade later

"*sings*" kksjksk

I knew i wasn't dumb- i couldn't find one of my favorite song remixes and its because the video is privated now :')

a lot of click-bait posts oh my god-

ig my favorite song was Utsusemi No Kage since i wont stfu 🤭

MS PAINT ART-

"im gonna sing a song" stfu nooo u cant sing-

oh my god that horse game wait I was obsessed-

sees "nya" at the top of the post "panik", scrolls down and sees a Ninjago lego piece and then remembers that's the character's name (Nya like "knee-ah") "kalm"

I am enjoying seeing old videos of my family and friends tho, like when my fam did the "harlem shake" video back when it was a thing

[prettylittlezoomer1997]

132 Thoughts I Had While Watching the PLL Finale

OMG Bridget Woo LOL nice throwback 

This is like a dream sequence or someone’s imagination, right?

Definitely has to be Mona’s imagination.

Lucas WTF 

Ha the girls don’t seem the least bit enthused with him “Hey Lucas” 

"Remember when we used to look up murder weapons, indistinctive traits of psychopaths exhibiting signs of hyper-reality disorder” IM YELLING 

JENNA! BITCH YOU IS BLIND WHY ARE YOU RIDING A HORSE?

I low-key love all of the truth tea they’re spilling, even though it’s not real 

HA I KNEW IT WAS MONA’S CRAZY ASS

So Mona gets to know who A.D. is first? 

OMG THEY ALL DID THE SHHHH  

Aw Ezria y’all are cute. 

YASSS ARIA OWN THAT UGLY CRY 

OMG EMISON TWINS FUCK THEY’RE SO CUTE 

Lily and Grace are such sweet names 

DOMESTIC EMISON!!! HEY NOW HEY NOW THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF 

MAMA PAM YES 

Melissa and Spencer getting along? Ehhhh idk about that 

OW MY SPOBY HEART 

Oh my god she re-bought his truck? I love Spencer so much. 

Hey that’s Marlene’s son!

ADDISON YOU BITCH STFU 

Alison would END YOU 

Who bullies someone just because they’re deaf? 

And there’s Jenna tapping along… 

OH YES END HER JENNA  

Lolololol she became a life skills teacher I love it 

Haleb is still cute even when they’re fighting 

MONA’S BACK YES 

Of course she would be obsessed with game shows 

Spencer’s love for interior design making an appearance, I love it!

SPALISON IS SO CUTE 

Aria’s dress here is really cute! 

"Wait for it”  

Lol but I could so see them all going on a group honeymoon to Paris together 

Oh shit where’s Mona? 

"That’s exactly why we eloped." Only in Rosewood y'all 

This scene was all Ian haha 

They’re such a cute family OWW MY HEART 

MELISSA???  

Ella could take down Diane in a SECOND  

Love me some Spanna!  

EMISON IS ABOUT TO GET THEIR SEXY ON 

LOL everyone casually sneaks off to go have sex and then there’s just Spencer and Toby 

THEY’RE PLAYING SCRABBLE FUCKKKKK

Damn Ezria get it. Nice throwback to 5x05 with Aria pulling the sheets over her! 

JESUS EMISON LET ME BREATHE 

Emily has that sex hair right now! 

"I’m trying to get pregnant” “You’re scaring my ovaries” Oh Hanna.  

MELISSA STOP BEING CREEPY 

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING. SPOBY PARALLELS TO 1x19 OMG 

Aria baby what’s wrong? 

OF COURSE IT’S MONA UNDER THERE 

So now Mona’s working for A.D.? 

Aria I’m so heartbroken for you baby!!! (ALSO IS THAT THE SONG FROM THAT SUPER SAD SCENE IN SEASON ONE AHHH THE FEELS) 

LOL Mona you sly bitch 

Uhhh Spencer what are you doing? 

ARIA APOLOGIZING FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE KIDS IM SOBBING 

HOPE BREEDS ETERNAL MISERY OMG 

Oh Hanna baby what is you doing?  

Byron you big softie! 

Poor Ella, but THE WINE MOMS ARE BACK YASSSS 

OH MY GOD THEY’RE DISCUSSING HOW THEY GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT LOLOLOL 

Toby and Emily are such an underrated friendship 

WOAH WAIT that girl is Maya’s niece? HOW SWEET 

Spoby I miss you so much 

LIMERANCE  

Ah looks like the Wine Moms had a fun night 

Ezria stop fighting right this second YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED 

THIS EMISON PROPOSAL GOT ME CRYING AGAIN 

“You wanna make a baby?” OMG STOP THEY'RE SO CUTE 

SHIRTLESS TOBY MAKING A COMEBACK

FUCK ME UP this is so hot!!!! 

UH SPENCER, weren’t you just with Toby doing the sex? 

Oooh that’s the song that played when Spencer was sitting outside of Toby’s apartment crying her eyes out back in season 3! 

MONA OMG. I do love the parallel to 2x25 though with that slap  

FUCK FUCK FUCK I KNEW IT!!!! TWINCER IS REAL BITCHES!!!! 

Emison is 500% done with Mary’s shit lol 

Ohhhh this is how Wren is connected to this shit show 

ALEX DRAKE 

Of course he ordered a vodka soda  

“It’s a lot to process, would you like a sedative?” YES PLEASE  

Spencer wants to fuck this bitch up so badly lololol 

Oh jesus she’s going to become Spencer? What a twisted sister! 

I KNEW THAT SCENE WITH HANNA AND THE ONE WITH EZRA AT THE AIRPORT WAS OFF. I didn’t catch the one where she was looking through the family album though and GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS HER KISSING TOBY IN 6x20 AND HAVING SEX WITH TOBY IN 7x18 

Like Mother Like Daughter BROOOO 

Damn Alex is just batshit crazy and I’m kinda loving it. 

I do feel bad for her though. 

Woah hold up this bitch had Wren shoot her so she’d look EXACTLY LIKE SPENCER, like down to the scars she has. Damn she’s committed, I’ll give her that. 

SHIT SHE REALLY IS INSANE SHE TURNED WREN INTO A DIAMOND 

Awwww Aria looks so beautiful! GIRL I’M CRYING TOO 

 I’m gonna just pretend like that’s all of our girls taking that selfie 

HOLY SHIT WREN IS THE BABY DADDY 

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR LUNCH MARY 

That’s actually so sad about what Alex’s parents did to her. I get why she’s so angry, she’s had a miserable life. 

Mary really does love Spencer  

OH GOOD SHE REMEMBERS THAT SPENCER CAN PICK LOCKS  

Aria baby noooo don’t cry 

I figured that Alex had Ezra… 

Do-it-yourself dungeon I’M YELLING 

Lol the look on Spencer’s face says “Bitch stop copying me” 

Ezra must feel like a dumb dumb now 

Oh so Alex shot Spencer, intending to kill her and take over her life but Mary saved her. Alright.  

Alright that’s kinda cute how Alex and Charlotte bonded 

Alex, Wren, Charlotte, and Archer were a SQUAD 

Uh Charlotte, the only really terrible one is Peter Hastings! 

No wonder Alex was so pissed when Charlotte was murdered, she was the only real family she had ever known. 

UGH I’m just gonna pretend this is Team Sparia 

Uh-Oh the horse knows it’s not really Spencer 

Of course Jenna could SMELL that Spencer wasn’t really Spencer 

Alright so these dummies have been trying to figure out who A is after all these years and they just immediately get it right now? That was so easy and ironic thing is that they didn’t have Spencer to help them figure it out.  

Mary ships Spoby and I’m living for it 

Damn Alex, psychotic much? 

I always figured it was A.D. who bought Toby’s house 

RUN BITCHES 

Alex with that hatchet is giving me “The Shining” vibes lol 

HOLY SHIT IT’S THE DOLLHOUSE 2.0 

EZRA YOU GOOD THERE HOMEBOY?! 

Oh my god Alex copying Spencer like that gives me the creeps 

TWIN FIGHT 

God dammit WHICH ONE IS SPENCER? 

AWW TOBY YASSS BABY YOU REMEMBER HER FAVORITE POEM 

OH MY GOD THIS WEDDING IS SO CUTE I CAN’T BREATHE 

Look at the babies! 

MARLENE KING OMG she did the Shhh and everything  

My babies happy… I LOVE THIS SONG 

Aww Hanna’s pregnant!!! 

STOP THIS LAST OT5 SCENE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW 

Ok Mona having a doll shop in France is literally the cutest thing ever 

She totally should’ve ended up with Mike though TBH 

BROOO Mona literally won the game I’m so proud of my child 

YOOOO THIS IS SOME SHIT OUT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. HAVEN’T YOUNG GIRLS IN ROSEWOOD LEARNED NOT TO HAVE SLEEPOVERS ON STORMY NIGHTS?