#steven + sylphia aren't shown because steven is busy monologuing about the flying buttresses on the exterior of the museum. sylphias rivete

[pockycigar]

the gang goes to the natural history museum.

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tim: paleontologists used to think the small forelimbs were used by males to hold the females during dinosaur sex. but ignore that. stupid theory. a more plausible theory submits that forearms shrank to reduce injury and mauling during feeding. frenzied t-rex heads are massive. (duh. use your eyes. Eye.) and have a bite force of 35,000 newtons. imagine that coming down on your arm. it'd tear right off. that'd be messed up. and if you kept your arm it'd become diseased and gangrenous from bacteria. you'd wish the damn thing came off. you'd wish you were dead. nasty. anyways i hate tyrannosaurs. the ideal dinosaur of the cretaceuous period was the anklyosaurus. magnificent creatures.

kelly: didja escape your exhibit. get it. cuz ur old. geezer lol. don't get dino-sore haha. crusty. hehe.