#steve is a basic bitch.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, loudly during a live-stream where he and Gareth are just jamming: STEVIE! STEVE!!! STEVIE!!!!

Steve, from somewhere else: YEAH?

Eddie: WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT DATING GIRLS?

Steve, yelling back: BOOBIES

Eddie: I knew that’d be his answer. He’s a tit man,

Gareth: Was any of that necessary?

*five minutes later*

Steve, sticking his head in the room: Hey, we have a very fulfilling relationship. Everything I ever wanted, I found in you and there’s nothing I’m missing…

Steve: …I’d ask what you looked for in other guys but you were a virgin when we m-

Eddie: No, I wasn’t. Stop telling people that!

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Emergency Contact 🤝 Life Alert Contact

[hello-sweetheart]

I love Eddie and Steve meeting while Eddie is still a gatekeeper and music snob. All high and mighty about his superior tastes and not liking “basic” music like the rest of society’s sheep.

And then Steve who is a Basic Bitch. He loves everything trendy from music to fashion. He’s the first in line for pumpkin spice coffee or peppermint. He knows what colors are trending that season and paints his nails accordingly. Uggs are comfy and yoga has been so good for his bad knee.

So sue him. He’s BASIC.

Eddie fucking hates him.

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

mtf omega stevie where everyone's like why bother transitioning you've already got the vagina and the uterus and everything. but stevies like listen. it's the principle of the thing. also sue me for wanting big naturals

meanwhile alpha eddie's losing his mind bc estrogen makes stevie smell so much sweeter, like honey and caramel, and he's trying not to be a total knothead about it but the 'big naturals' are. ho boy. they're there alright. and stevie already had 'childbearing hips' according to her mother, but the fat redistribution has basically turned her into some kind of fertility goddess, and eddie is so ready to get started on those six nuggets

[thaliasthunder]

let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper-

[frankthesnek]

Steve: *walking around the tower in gray sweatpants*

Natasha: oh 😳

Tony: Mmmmm gray sweatpants season 😏

Steve: *is confused*

[scythe-wolf]

Problematic take of the day: Thinking Out Loud isn't offensive DID rep because Galen is a close and personal friend of mine and not just another "serial killer alter" trope. Also that bitch deserved to die.

[apomaro-mellow]

comments are great I got inspiration on how to make my next chapter of Hawkins Confidential even better from one

[legendarydragonperson]

my daughter keeps saying mommy "can we hear the chicago song from djo live in chicago" and then i go "baby djo's not coming to chicago".

[kurokoros]

I think Blly Hrgrove fans may actually have just deluded themselves into thinking their fanon is actually what was shown on the screen. Your rat man sucks. Like. He sucks as a human being. He was racist (canon). He was abusive towards his sister (canon). He repeatedly antagonized Steve because of alpha male bullshit behavior (canon).

Just because you think it was actually homoerotic (fanon) and actually Blly was secretly concerned for Max because of how Neil could react to her dating a black boy (still fanon), doesn't make it true, and it doesn't make your "character study" somehow more valid.

[devondespresso]

WIP Wednes-eekend: Summer Challenge Edition 

tagged by @stobinesque​ 💕💖💞 Im not sure if the summer challege edition is like. specific to your fics or not so oopsies if it is

The Rules

Post the file names of up to 5 of your WIPs for people to send you asks

Post a snippet of one of those WIPs

When people send you an ask with the name of one of your WIPs, write 3 lines of that WIP.

(Optional) Post the lines you wrote.

You can send multiple requests especially since this is going on through the weekend!

Also feel free to send as many as you want, im gonna devote my free time to this anyway so your just directing the adhd energy to a specific section

WIPs

Since I’m planning on just going wild on my Steve Henderson AU for the foreseeable future and I’m doing a lot of jumping around in it, I figured i’d list different chapters I’m working on as the wips (I also just really wanted to share chapter titles early because i put a lot of effort into making these meme references relevant and i think theyre funny) So in no particular order but definitely chronological because this is just chapters 3-6.5:

1. Get yo fucking dog, bitch (It don’t bite) (YES IT DO)

2. What the fuck kinda dog is that? (Bitch an interdimensional dog)

3. “Lab Work Ahead?” Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

4. There’s one thing worse than a demodog (Boom) A Billy Hargrove (Actually yes)

5. ✨Bonus Chapter (Dustin pov): Can we go to the tunnels (*slamming*) Can we please go to the tunnels

Snippet

this ones from chapter 3 aka Get Yo Fucking Dog, Bitch

They pulled up to Steve’s again, this time into Steve’s garage connected to the front of the house. Steve hopped out, running over to unlock the door and crack it open. Dustin was still in his seat, looking around the room. Impressed with the house: a reaction that King Steve usually found validating but now made Just Steve uneasy.

Steve went over and knocked on his window before crossing back to the other side and opening the backseat door. Dustin turned around.

“You have your own garage?”

He nodded, putting two bags in one arm and grabbing a third.

“C’mon, are we in a rush or not?” he joked. Dustin climbed out, still distracted.

Steve pushed through the door, catching it with his foot before it could bump into the wall and waited for Dustin who was balancing three bags of his own.

They turned the corner and he set the bags on the kitchen island, Dustin still absently taking everything in. It took a few trips, but eventually they got all the meat on the counter, leaving the pasta and dry groceries in the car to save time.

“Alright, you start unloading stuff and I’ll find us some buckets or something.” he said, setting the last bag down and heading back to his garage, “And do not touch the knives until I’m back.”

“Dude, I’m twelve, I can hold a knife.”

“Just don't start without me, okay?"

"Five minutes and then I'm raiding your knife block."

Tags

hiding the tags down here because i definitely rambled too much up top so (no pressure ofc) @blushweddinggowns @spicysix @wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart @lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus @eriquin @marvel-ous-m 💃🪩🕺

[gonegrove]

Steve starting to date Heather after Nancy and entering his King Steve 2.0 era 😌

[hall0wedwyrm]

screw it the brainrot is too strong

Welcome to my sort of big post about my MCSM AU thing.

So a week or so ago I mentioned my idea of Jesse being Alex and Herobrine's child... and now it's spiraled into this.

The AU doesn't have a name yet. I kinda wanted to make a smart name but I couldn't think of anything. I'll think of something eventually (maybe like a short thing that the AU is about in the style of the names of the Episodes?? idk)

So... what is this AU about?

it's what it says on the tin, my friends.

Jesse is the child of Alex, beloved secondary human of legend, and Herobrine, feared King of Monsters and supposed Ruler of the Nether.

The two of them met through Steve, the first human and also widely beloved, who accidently introduced them to each other when they had an encounter with Herobrine. The two of them immediately took interest in each other (much to the distaste of Steve) and eventually... gradually got together. They've been inseparable since... until-

Anyway this isn't about them. This is about Jesse reconnecting with their parents, and all of their friends learning about who they are. Along with everyone else having meltdowns over Herobrine being related to Jesse.

When does this AU take place?

Post Season 1 is were it technically begins, but Post Season 2 is where it actually starts.

Post S1 is when Herobrine reaches out to Jesse for the first time since he had to leave. He writes a letter, detailing basically what actually happened (which I'm going to include in another post with all my Minecraft Lore) (I have a lot of Minecraft Lore.), and he expresses how sorry he was when he had to leave and he never stopped thinking about Jesse and Alex. He also says he's going to visit Alex soon, and hopes she'll understand too. He signs off saying he hopes they can all meet again, and maybe even Steve will be there too. Jesse makes a little response, basically saying everything is forgiven and society and they hope they can meet him too.

Post S2 is when it really begins. Jesse begins by asking Herobrine about the Admins, out of curiosity. Hero tells Jesse about when he had met them in the past and how he kind of thought they were show offs. "With their fancy, flashy powers and their overly-vast abilities. I don't think even they knew what they could do." Jesse asks some other questions, (if Herobrine knew the Old Builders, and the Order of the Stone) and they ask back and fourth for a while.

Jesse and Herobrine do meet up, as well as them meeting Alex and Steve.

Other things for the AU

I don't particularly have anything planned for this AU at the moment, but I do want to do some refs or doodles. Mainly because I LOVE Minecraft Story Mode and I haven't really drawn some of the cast?? and I want to so nows my excuse.

if I make a follow up post I'm gonna add it here (I definitely will)

If anyone wants to ask questions... PLEASE ASK ME!!!! ILL BE GLAD TO ANSWER!!!!!

[princepestilence]

Quick question: what fucking world do you live in, Steve?

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

Sometimes there's a little thing about a character onscreen that fandom makes into a bigger deal than it canonically is; they mention liking a particular snack and we imagine them eating it every day, or they enjoy a song and we make it their personal theme tune, or there's simply an item visible in their home and we decide it's their favourite thing. It can get a bit silly and excessive but

the obvious exception is little things that I personally find funny to go all in on

and "Eddie Munson likes Garfield" is one of those

[an-obssesed-lesbrian15]

PEGGY TURN YOUR HEAD AROUND FROM THIS ASSHOLE SKINNY DUDE AND LOOK AT THE BADASS BLACK WIDOW WHO GIVES YOU SO MUCH SIGNALS TO SEE! LOOK AT HER, SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU IN THE NAME OF ODIN! im going crazy.

okay focusing on NATASHA when Peggy and Steve were reuniting was really a choice wasn't it