#steve is a basic bitch.

[munsonfamilyband]

Bitchy Steve who is also touch starved is so personal to me

Like, Steve who is just overall in a bad mood and has been snapping at anyone and everyone all day. Everyone is over at his house and he’s just bitching at everyone for the smallest things. Dustin brushes crumbs off his hand onto a throw pillow that normally Steve would have no issue with, gets him ripping the pillow away from Dustin and shoving it on the couch out of reach. Mike makes a snarky comment and Steve bitches right back. It keeps going until one of the kids (probably Will or El because Max thrives off of Steve’s bitchy moods) goes up to Eddie to beg him to do something, anything, to fix Steve’s mood. Eddie just looks at the kid and then at Steve and is like “I got this.” He walks over to Steve, grabs his arm and pulls Steve with him towards an arm chair. Eddie plops down into it and pulls Steve down on top of him, arms wrapped tight around his waist so he can’t leave.

Steve doesn’t even try to get away, he just huffs and crosses his arms but everyone can see him lean back into Eddie with a frown still firmly on his face. As they keep sitting there, Eddie ending up with a hand in Steve’s hair, they can see the anger slowly drip off of Steve. And even if he still sends snarky comments, they don’t have nearly as much bite to them.

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

mtf omega stevie where everyone's like why bother transitioning you've already got the vagina and the uterus and everything. but stevies like listen. it's the principle of the thing. also sue me for wanting big naturals

meanwhile alpha eddie's losing his mind bc estrogen makes stevie smell so much sweeter, like honey and caramel, and he's trying not to be a total knothead about it but the 'big naturals' are. ho boy. they're there alright. and stevie already had 'childbearing hips' according to her mother, but the fat redistribution has basically turned her into some kind of fertility goddess, and eddie is so ready to get started on those six nuggets

[thaliasthunder]

let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper drag nico's taste in men (percy) thru the mud let piper-

[frankthesnek]

Steve: *walking around the tower in gray sweatpants*

Natasha: oh 😳

Tony: Mmmmm gray sweatpants season 😏

Steve: *is confused*

[findafight]

Okay. Okay I KNOW we joke that Mike has a mega crush on Eddie and Will has one on Steve BUT please consider: both Will and Mike have a crush on Steve.

Will is like oh! Huh! Well he is handsome and kind I guess. Okay unattainable crush still but at least this one is so unattainable it's just kinda nice. There are worse people to blush around :)

But Mike. Mike is ENRAGED that Steve is so charming. He is FURIOUS that Steve is so good looking. He is SO ANGRY that he blushes when Steve laughs. He postpones his queer crisis for a solid two weeks on the soul basis that he cannot believe he has a crush of all things on his sworn enemy, Steve.

When Steve and Eddie come out the whole group watches Mike shriek like a banshee and assume it's because of his one sided rivalry with Steve and how he looks up to Eddie and thinks Eddie could do better but it's actually because he can't even complain about Eddie's taste and doing better because he is also guilty of thinking Steve is hot. Terrible. Horrible. He hates it here and he hates Steve's stupid perfect hair.

[nburkhardt]

Currently wanting to read something with mean girl/bitchy Steve being overprotective of Robin.

Like we see many fics where Robin isn’t afraid of being blunt. She in general has the nervousness to start blurting out everything. But what about if she has a line and doesn’t cross it and Steve absolutely WILL cross that line.

(Thought of this because of a TikTok I saw where it said the best duo is: one friend is like “I can’t say that, it’s rude” and the other friend is like “don’t worry, I’ll say it”)

[fanatics4l]

no actually. eddie and steve would not get hate crimed. eddie and steve are not oppressed. eddie and steve are not minorities.

eddie and steve are canonically straight, white males. not a single one of those categories connect to the oppression of minorities, therefore they would not be victims of hate crimes. don't be disgusting and insensitive by claiming these straight white boys would be oppressed or hate crimed. never disrespect or undermine the severity of hate crimes ever again. grow up, i'm forever begging yall. form your own personalities and opinions. understand who and who does NOT have privileges in this society.

and stop fucking fantasizing about characters getting hate crimed or abused. says a lot about you

[kurokoros]

I think Blly Hrgrove fans may actually have just deluded themselves into thinking their fanon is actually what was shown on the screen. Your rat man sucks. Like. He sucks as a human being. He was racist (canon). He was abusive towards his sister (canon). He repeatedly antagonized Steve because of alpha male bullshit behavior (canon).

Just because you think it was actually homoerotic (fanon) and actually Blly was secretly concerned for Max because of how Neil could react to her dating a black boy (still fanon), doesn't make it true, and it doesn't make your "character study" somehow more valid.

[hammity-hammer]

i am eating donuts & forgot that i have polls-- these are obviously my biased descriptions of the donuts & random ones i thought about from the donut place i frequent so-- feel free to tag the donuts you love/think steve would love if you don't agree!! i personally believe he would love either chocolate frosted (sometimes w sprinkles for some fun) or glazed <333 bc he's a basic bitch(gn) but he's OUR basic bitch<3

[devondespresso]

WIP Wednes-eekend: Summer Challenge Edition 

tagged by @stobinesque​ 💕💖💞 Im not sure if the summer challege edition is like. specific to your fics or not so oopsies if it is

The Rules

Post the file names of up to 5 of your WIPs for people to send you asks

Post a snippet of one of those WIPs

When people send you an ask with the name of one of your WIPs, write 3 lines of that WIP.

(Optional) Post the lines you wrote.

You can send multiple requests especially since this is going on through the weekend!

Also feel free to send as many as you want, im gonna devote my free time to this anyway so your just directing the adhd energy to a specific section

WIPs

Since I’m planning on just going wild on my Steve Henderson AU for the foreseeable future and I’m doing a lot of jumping around in it, I figured i’d list different chapters I’m working on as the wips (I also just really wanted to share chapter titles early because i put a lot of effort into making these meme references relevant and i think theyre funny) So in no particular order but definitely chronological because this is just chapters 3-6.5:

1. Get yo fucking dog, bitch (It don’t bite) (YES IT DO)

2. What the fuck kinda dog is that? (Bitch an interdimensional dog)

3. “Lab Work Ahead?” Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

4. There’s one thing worse than a demodog (Boom) A Billy Hargrove (Actually yes)

5. ✨Bonus Chapter (Dustin pov): Can we go to the tunnels (*slamming*) Can we please go to the tunnels

Snippet

this ones from chapter 3 aka Get Yo Fucking Dog, Bitch

They pulled up to Steve’s again, this time into Steve’s garage connected to the front of the house. Steve hopped out, running over to unlock the door and crack it open. Dustin was still in his seat, looking around the room. Impressed with the house: a reaction that King Steve usually found validating but now made Just Steve uneasy.

Steve went over and knocked on his window before crossing back to the other side and opening the backseat door. Dustin turned around.

“You have your own garage?”

He nodded, putting two bags in one arm and grabbing a third.

“C’mon, are we in a rush or not?” he joked. Dustin climbed out, still distracted.

Steve pushed through the door, catching it with his foot before it could bump into the wall and waited for Dustin who was balancing three bags of his own.

They turned the corner and he set the bags on the kitchen island, Dustin still absently taking everything in. It took a few trips, but eventually they got all the meat on the counter, leaving the pasta and dry groceries in the car to save time.

“Alright, you start unloading stuff and I’ll find us some buckets or something.” he said, setting the last bag down and heading back to his garage, “And do not touch the knives until I’m back.”

“Dude, I’m twelve, I can hold a knife.”

“Just don't start without me, okay?"

"Five minutes and then I'm raiding your knife block."

Tags

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[gonegrove]

Steve starting to date Heather after Nancy and entering his King Steve 2.0 era 😌

[hall0wedwyrm]

screw it the brainrot is too strong

Welcome to my sort of big post about my MCSM AU thing.

So a week or so ago I mentioned my idea of Jesse being Alex and Herobrine's child... and now it's spiraled into this.

The AU doesn't have a name yet. I kinda wanted to make a smart name but I couldn't think of anything. I'll think of something eventually (maybe like a short thing that the AU is about in the style of the names of the Episodes?? idk)

So... what is this AU about?

it's what it says on the tin, my friends.

Jesse is the child of Alex, beloved secondary human of legend, and Herobrine, feared King of Monsters and supposed Ruler of the Nether.

The two of them met through Steve, the first human and also widely beloved, who accidently introduced them to each other when they had an encounter with Herobrine. The two of them immediately took interest in each other (much to the distaste of Steve) and eventually... gradually got together. They've been inseparable since... until-

Anyway this isn't about them. This is about Jesse reconnecting with their parents, and all of their friends learning about who they are. Along with everyone else having meltdowns over Herobrine being related to Jesse.

When does this AU take place?

Post Season 1 is were it technically begins, but Post Season 2 is where it actually starts.

Post S1 is when Herobrine reaches out to Jesse for the first time since he had to leave. He writes a letter, detailing basically what actually happened (which I'm going to include in another post with all my Minecraft Lore) (I have a lot of Minecraft Lore.), and he expresses how sorry he was when he had to leave and he never stopped thinking about Jesse and Alex. He also says he's going to visit Alex soon, and hopes she'll understand too. He signs off saying he hopes they can all meet again, and maybe even Steve will be there too. Jesse makes a little response, basically saying everything is forgiven and society and they hope they can meet him too.

Post S2 is when it really begins. Jesse begins by asking Herobrine about the Admins, out of curiosity. Hero tells Jesse about when he had met them in the past and how he kind of thought they were show offs. "With their fancy, flashy powers and their overly-vast abilities. I don't think even they knew what they could do." Jesse asks some other questions, (if Herobrine knew the Old Builders, and the Order of the Stone) and they ask back and fourth for a while.

Jesse and Herobrine do meet up, as well as them meeting Alex and Steve.

Other things for the AU

I don't particularly have anything planned for this AU at the moment, but I do want to do some refs or doodles. Mainly because I LOVE Minecraft Story Mode and I haven't really drawn some of the cast?? and I want to so nows my excuse.

if I make a follow up post I'm gonna add it here (I definitely will)

If anyone wants to ask questions... PLEASE ASK ME!!!! ILL BE GLAD TO ANSWER!!!!!

[wibble-wobbegong]

can you feel my hatred. can you feel the rage.

[skeletalheartattack]

I FEEL YOU ON THE TORNADO FEAR THO I USED TO BE SO SCARED OF THEM AS A KID THAT THE FAINTEST GUST OF WIND WOULD MAKE ME CRY LMAO 💀💀💀

YEAH LEGIT IT SUCKED SO BAD!!!!!! legit honestly i think it's so funny now cause like, where i live none of that shit happens here or even comes close to reaching us. and even then my ass was still scared to tears

[princepestilence]

Quick question: what fucking world do you live in, Steve?

[chamomileteainabuttercup]

Sometimes there's a little thing about a character onscreen that fandom makes into a bigger deal than it canonically is; they mention liking a particular snack and we imagine them eating it every day, or they enjoy a song and we make it their personal theme tune, or there's simply an item visible in their home and we decide it's their favourite thing. It can get a bit silly and excessive but

the obvious exception is little things that I personally find funny to go all in on

and "Eddie Munson likes Garfield" is one of those