#stephen was a sweetiepie

[cicadaknight]

the saint of steel series is so charming?? i’m charmed? i’m enchanted? big beefy paladin men struggling with the death of their god and just like… knitting socks and solving crimes and falling in love??

[bathylychnops]

jett stetsons christmas party outfit + somany drawings ofthese freaks. ilike them somuch

[stardustcrusader]

regular scene in my house

stephen: standing in the doorway, very full of love for me and excited to talk to me

me: starving to death because i waited too long to pick a dinner item and he was supposed to leave 5 minutes ago to get our pizza

[cuntstable]

Top 5 steel ball run characters I'm so sorry

never apologize brother…….. even if its for jojo posting 🫡

1. gyro to me…. hes prob not the BEST character but he was my Funny Freak i wont lie

2. johnny….. i liked his character development a lot. 3rd best jojo protag i think :)

3. hot pants…. cool nun. self explanatory

4. diego…. funny dinosaur. again self explanatory

5. ummmm. lucy……… i obviously have a lot of problems with how she was written but like theres so much i find interesting about her (the virgin mary parallers, her complicated father daughter relationship with stephen, how shes forced to grow through the story…. etc etc). shes a sweetiepie to me despite everything

[bondsmagii]

so a while back I was talking about extensive blacklists and somebody messaged to see if I wanted screenshots of a very impressive blacklist from an old Discord server they were in. of course, I did. here are the aforementioned screenshots as promised -- naturally the person wishes to remain anonymous, but here’s what they said:

hello, t'was i who was your Long Blacklist anon. here's what i have, or at least what i have scraped from the sides of my massive screenshots folder

to note: in the first image, in the section "TSS specific", the Remus mentioned is one of the characters in the show that the server is about,  whether he's secondary or main is up for debate. like. a WHOLE CHARACTER

some of these are understandable honestly, i don't mind a lot of this, but i had forgotten "y'all" was on here and. i'm sure that was probably said about 500 times in there because. how do you. IT'S Y'ALL

I gotta admit that I was not expecting this to be so wild. I had no idea an entire regional accent would be on here; nor could I have anticipated the fact that the whole of Ohio State University would be a banned topic, but there you go.

full transcription under the cut, for which you owe me, because this is long.

USER SPECIFIC

Recording <@!412026064970186753>’s voice without permission

Pet names directed at @‘beat drop’ A Jumbo Jellyfish

Referring to @rrationality in the feminine, “kiddo” directed at by anyone but Patton

“Tinker bell” or the phrase “I just want you to succeed” directed at @Groundhog badger

Deleting messages from @JEYKSHK without informing first

“Kitten” directed at @jelly 

“Know-it-all” directed at @The Rat God Summons Thee, asking to roleplay, people fighting in earshot, interacting while under the influence of any substances

Patronising and/or directing “cute” nicknames (smol, baby, dear, etc.) at @arson, overly aggressive conpliments (heart spamming, etc.)

“Princess”/“Champ”/“Sweetheart”/“Buddy” directed at @Silverquill (She/Her)

“Sweetie”/“honey”/“babe” and other pet names directed at @let airam see fuck without permission

“Hun”/“love” directed at @Ren 

“you’re acting like ___” and “very nice” directed at @probably activism, venting privately without warning/asking

“Dumb”/“stupid”/“idiot”, etc. directed at @blurryeyesinbewilderment 

“Selfish”/“worthless” directed at @Safira 

Calling attention to/making fun of the typos of @one of the best ppl here tbh

Referring to @It ya boy idk in the feminine, mocking

Referring to @I’m gonna shine like the sun as a hypochondriac

Referring to @Currently Committing Tax Fraud as argumentative

TSS SPECIFIC [translator’s note: this is an abbreviation for The S*nders Sides-- the fandom the server is about. I censor this because I do not care for him and do not wish to type his accursed name.]

Any discussion (including mentions), images, gifs and links involving Remus, and ships where he is included

The phrase “have you ever thought about killing your brother?” [translator’s note: this entire phrase was blacked out behind censor bars.]

Unsympathetic portrayals of the Sides (being villainous, abusive, (passive) aggressive, restrictive, etc.)

Ships involving the Sides and Sleep

Romantic Prinxiety

Intruality

Romantic logicality 

Snitties (tumblr post)

CenThomas (tumblr post)

TOPICS

Tangerines

Depersonalisation and depersonification

Divorce

Being controlled/your actions not being your own (including mind control)

Bullying (in a non-joking context)

Burning buildings and house fires

Belittling serious issues

Zombies

Existential issues (such as questioning reality)

Claustrophobic (small) spaces

Being patronised

Puppets

Bad parental relationships

Narcissistic people

Ohio State University

Annesia/mind-wiping

Bernie Sanders (US Politician)

Hell (discussion of)

Anesthesia

Fasting (for religious reasons or otherwise)

Unhappy endings

Power outages

Directing “stupid” at another person

Southern or Texan accents

Cringe culture

Spiders

Heights

The concept of pure nothingness

POC being stereotypes as promiscuous

Conflating age regression with age play [translator’s note: ‘age play’ was blacked out behind censor bars.]

Condiments (ketchup, mustard, etc.)

Malevolent of morbid supernatural entities

Food dicourse

Roanoke (the historical colony)

Self-depreciation

Heated discussions

Major character death

Hanahaki disease

Ants (the insect)

Eye lip eye (sequence of emojis)

Realistic-looking teeth on non-human things

Teeth in any place but a mouth

Human trafficking

Worms

OTHER MEDIA

The son “Sing me to sleep” by Alan Walker

Creepypasta (all forms)

The song “Hide and seek” by SeeU

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (webseries)

The song “Last christmas” by Wham!

Heathers (movie and musical)

The song “Empty” by boyinaband

The song “You should see me in a Crown” by Billie Eilish

The Momo challenge

Stephen King’s It (book and movies)

The song “Bury a friend” by Billie Eilish

Undertale and Delta Rune (video games)

The song “Wish you were gay” by Billie Eilish

The song “Ocean eyes” by Billie Eilish

Sora from Kingdom Hearts (video games)

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (movie)

Onward (movie)

WORDS/NAMES/PHRASES

The word “senpai”

The name “Cryptid”

“I see the light”/“I’m going into the light”/“Light at the end of the tunnel”

“A beautiful mind”

“Babe” in a romantic context

“Baby” and “sweetiepie” as pet names

The name “Tristan”

The name “Ana”

The name “Jamie”

The name “William/Will”

“Make yourself useful”

“Y’all”

“Agere” (as a shortform of age regression)

SOUNDS AND VISUALS

Fife music (fife and drum corps)

Loud noises

Spiders and insects

Trypophobic images

“Distant shore” and “It’s all over isn’t it” from Steven Universe

Homestuck (all forms)

Crying while laughing

High saturation/bright images/eyes strain

[softasawhisper]

Loki, Sylvie, Steven Universe (sorry is it Stephen???)

Aww thanks sweetiepie!

I'm going to color code my answers: Loki, Sylvie and Steven! (it's only Stephen on his World's Best Stephen mug)

favorite thing about them: complexity and vulnerability, her drive, his empathy and bravery

least favorite thing about them: sometimes he's a straight up evil lil shit, stab the big baddie first actually consider the consequences of the actions later, he puts everyone above himself and suffers for it

favorite line: I'm no good at remembering tv quotes just feelings about certain moments

brOTP: his actual bro probably? loki and mobius, Connie

OTP: LokixMobius, maybe Hunter B-15 for the most part? i'd only ship her with Loki if it were a ot3 thing with Mobius, Connie when he's older,mature and has his life sorted out

nOTP: Thanos, idk kang, anyone else on the show would be just be inappropriate

unpopular opinion: I think Loki has always been softer and I know the fandom likes to shit on how he acts on the series but I think it's always been there and we've literally seen (and were hinted at) awful things happen to him and he's adjusted his behavior to it and over compensated, I don't mind the fandom shipping her with Loki, I mind the SHOW shipping her with Loki though because Marvel's stance on multiverse identities differs from each project. like they claim the Spider-men would be brothers but Loki and Sylvie equate to no relation?? they need to pick a lane, idk how unpopular my opinion is on this but I'm glad Steven took some time away but i disagree with him just going off by himself that's the last thing he needed

song i associate with them: (well its more a shippy song for Loki and Mobius) Kamikaze by Susanne Sundfør,Not the End of the World by Katy Perry,Apple Tree by Aurora

favorite picture of them:

[adultswim2021]

Metalocalypse #2: “Dethwater” | August 13, 2006 – 11:45AM | S01E02

Frontman Nathan Explosion keeps deleting Dethklok's highly-anticipated upcoming album in a fit of perfectionism. In that same fit of perfectionism he decides that the only way the album will live up to the hype is if the band records it in the deepest place on earth: the Mariana Trench. The record label insists on sending a producer to oversee their activities, which does not sit well with Dethklok. They get down there and record their album, but due to a recording mishap they need to isolate Toki in his own pod to record his track, but instead he sings a lighthearted song about making fish friends. Toki being a sweetiepie is a very good running bit.

The producer winds up loving Dethklok's album so much that he turns his back on the tribunal, who initially had him tapped as a spy. Early on the show was sorta vaguely setting up some grand plot that would become apparent as the show went on. I guess. Honestly, I think I watched every episode of this show and I started losing interest at the end of it and I don't even really recall a whole lot about it. I think I prefer this element as just being more absurd or meta. It's almost like a Saturday Morning cartoon where the main characters just inexplicably have a villain character that hates them and tries to thwart them just cuz that's what you did in a Saturday Morning Cartoon. The fact that Dethklok sorta became a real band because of this show sorta demonstrates that they were backwards engineering this concept; It's almost like if the Harlem Globetrotters became real guys because of the Saturday Morning cartoon and not vice-versa.

The current conversation in the boys DM is about how hideous the animation is for this show, and I basically agree, but I think I find myself appreciating certain aspects of it. Like, the character designs are also really ugly, right? But they also sorta seem like they're supposed to be drawn by amateurs? Like there's the one part towards the end where the producer guy is ascending way too fast in his submarine in order to escape a monster, and he gets the bends so bad that his eyeballs explode, and it keeps zooming in on his face. You can see like jagged tossed-off lines, as though whoever drew it wasn't actually very good at drawing. I don't know man, it's a thing.

EPHEMERA CORNER:

MAIL BAG:

have you ever enjoyed a real life Adult Swim? You don't seem like the public pool type based on your eccentricities in your writing.

The only time I ever enjoyed an Adult Swim was when I was a little kid. All Kids Outta the Pool and into the clubhouse; there’s arcades in there baby!!!

Is it just me or when Will Forte says "THANKS FOR CARING" at the end of the JJ Pepper Videography sketch on Awesome Show it takes the air out of the whole bit? It feels like an SNL instinct instead of a Tim and Eric one. Sorry, I just don't like it, and I'm not gonna wait for you to get to Awesome Show to ask because I can die any day and you are going simply too slow. It would have been a Legen-DARY sketch if it wasn't for that final line.

I think it’s such a wild and weird way to end a commercial TV that I’m glad it exists.... but! You may be right. It’s just too weird. Is JJ Pepper for real?

Did you skip covering the Space Ghost Coast to Coast Volume 3 DVD set? Is it because of the Pavement menus? Did Stephen Malkmus come to one of your Simpsons Nights and insouciantly tell you he prefers watching sports?

I suspected that I DID miss it, but thought maybe I’d get away with it. But since I’m covering that season for Space Ghost Week maybe I’ll just do an entry for it to kick things off. Or... NOT!

Hm. I'm a moron for just telling you straight up how it is. Okay. Goodbye.

Bye bye! See you hell LOSER!

Here's 10 Ways To Make Your Blog's Mailbag Funner and Funniers. Number 10: Make a Call to Action with every post. This is a surefire way to get people to talk back. Number Two: Lay some ground rules. While no one likes a hall monitor, laying a few ground rules will make people know what to expect when sending you mail. Number Three: Throw in some red meat. Drink Dr. Pepper? Menton it in a blog post. It may not be relevant but a little autobiographical info can inspire some replies. Number Four:

I don’t drink Dr. Pepper. Thanks for caring.

I don't think that bug wars movie that guy was talking about was real. You have some really stupid people reading this blog. Maybe make people solve a brain teaser before they can submit something to you.

Thank god it’s not real. I think the mail bag is at it’s best when it’s an equal mix of smart cookies and sick puppies and I gotta say, COOKIES: STEP IT UP!

[tomhortons]

For those of you who don’t know who Stephen Merchant is, this is what he looks like out of the Caliban make-up and with hair js :’D

[professional-benaddict]

Med kink/age play. Pete gets a suppository for the first time. LP universe

That would happen during the third month that Peter is at Greenport, after being brought there by T’Challa and gets taken in by Stephen and Tony. It would happen during a change where Peter needs something to help him settle for naptime. He’s been cranky all day, and the doctors know some of that is due to the struggle of adjusting to the facility. But, the boy needs his rest when he is still not fully recovered from the pneumonia. At least he is somewhat stable in his littespace today so he actually tolerates having padding on. Aged up Peter surely doesn’t.

“Okay, sweetiepie, I’m gonna change you and then we’ll get you settled for naptime, all right?” Tony coos in the bathroom closest to the dorms where Peter has his bed. “Just lay back and relax. I got you, I’ll take care of you.”

And Peter does nearly drift off, which is the first time he is that comfortable with a change, but he jolts up when Tony pushes something up his bum. The boy yelps and squirms, but the suppository is already in. The doctor is highly trained after all and can get a suppository in any High Care Little.

“What- why’d you do that? What is that?” Peter whines and clenches his bum to try and figure out the odd feeling of the thin and small capsule inside of him.

“Just some medicine, Petey, nothing to worry about.” Tony says easily and finishes with the change while Peter continues to look baffled. Eventually, the suppository melts and is picked up into his bloodstream, and Peter is out like a light before Tony gets him in his bed.