#steph needs to stahp

[bethhxrmon]

I’m just gonna say it. Stonathan is everything that H*rringrove wish it could be.

[bethhxrmon]

All he wants for 2020 is the release of the butthole cut, okay????

Okay but Steve would probably be dragged out by Dustin to watch Cats (2019) and would unironically enjoy it for the shitstorm it is

Steve happily shoving popcorn into his mouth thinking it’s the best movie of 2019, blissfully unaware of the controversy to come

[deathbycaptainswan]

My review!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 stars. SPOILERS AHEAD!! Even though this book has been out for forever lol but you never know. I stayed away from this book for so long 4 years as i mentioned before on insta. I didnt intend to put it off for that long lol but i knew i was gnna go back to it eventually. I was just so hurt from the book before. I needed a break from the angst at that moment. Anyway i didnt expect to finish this book so fast i felt like i was zooming past the pages. And that made me sad cause just came back to this book and now i was reading it so fast! Not gnna lie as soon as Lincoln was mentioned i was tearing. And then Phoenix coming back as an angel im like nope dont u dare okay. When he was like saying he loved her so much he wanted her to be happy more than he wanted to be with her im like stahp it right now cause how dare you attack my feels. It took a while for me to get remember some characters i was like uhhh is that this person...thats what i get for putting off the book for so long lol. What surprised me was that her bestie was like im getting married to Sebastian im like whatt already?? I mean its been like 2 years and some but damn that was fast for me lol dont get me wrong i was very happy for them❤️. Also the amount of pain this chick was putting herself in by locking up her emotions in a little bottle i was like girl you gnna blow anytime now. I loved the new friends she made especially Grey *sniffles* because why not..kill my new fave character :( anyway i was also happy for the club owner guy (which i already forgot his name) and Onyx? Not sure if thats his name lol i may be mixing them up. They were soo cute together i cried a bit. I was very emotional with this book lol. Anyway when she had to go back to save Spence which damn man couldnt stay out of trouble. She sees Lincoln i was like eeeeek ahhhh my heart..and then everything that happens after that interaction i cant even my heart wasnt ready i tell u it wasnt. But after they talked for real and hes like im not gnna let u go now that you are back i was like yasss Lincoln and he started being all flirty and cute the next day im like stahppp! Lol i love it dont stop xD anyway i was so happy when they officially got back together and everyone is like about freaking time lol im like literally everyone rooting for them to get back together xD . The showdown though was crazyy i was so scared sebastian or spence would die i would have lost it. Thankfully they didnt but freaking Phoenix was exiled and then turned human?! Which i was glad for because with that connection to Violet he would never been able to move on from her. It did annoy me at some times when he would be sad that she wasnt with him and im like dude you put yourself in this situation but i tried to feel sympathy for him mostly just wanted him to move on from her so she can stop feeling guilty and be happy with her soulmate Lincoln. The ending had me sobbing with Steph’s (i think thats her name lol) wedding and how her brother showed up cause they havent spoken in year I just lost it. Such a beautiful ending and i was just like yepp here comes the slump. Anyway 5 stars alll the wayyy!!!! So Sad for the story to end.

[mostleemorethansmut]

Life is for us: A Bit of the Past

“Stephanie, I’m fine,” argued MatPat, marching into the next room.

“Babe, you’re not fine,” his wife complained, following him into their bedroom. “You didn’t sleep on the plane, you were up all night researching, you were barely functioning at this morning’s meeting, I beat you AT A PLATFORMER on the stream, and now you’re going in for a recording? Matthew, you’re becoming a stranger in your own home.”

Matt sighed, standing half-in and half-out of the recording closet. “Stephanie, I’m doing this so we can enjoy our vacation in Alaska next week. It IS our anniversary.” He hopped inside and closed the door behind him.

“Which Won’t Be Any Fun If I Have A Husband Who Won’t Do Something Other Than SLEEP!” Stephanie groaned in exasperation, see there was no getting through to him. She slipped into her pajamas and tucked herself in. Maybe Matthew would join her…. Probably not, but the hope of that thought and her husband’s silky voice coming through the closet door helped put her under.

“Hello Internet!” greeted MatPat into the microphone. “Welcome to Game Theory, the show that does THEORIES, no more ill-fated speculations on games that haven’t come out yet; where today we’re taking another jab at Life is Strange, because its sequel was just announced, and staying relevant on the internet requires you to shamelessly promote every channel you have and ride google search trends.”

Matt start off ready. He was ready to speak all four of his scripts in a record time of three hours. A ten minute script usually took an hour to record. Even though he was brimming with energy when he came in, and he sustained it for a while with a Diet Coke, soon the Diet Coke ran dry and the heat of the warm closet caught up with him.

“We see Max go through the photos lots of times… Why-” a yawn slipped out.  "Why doesn’t she…“ Matt’s body was failing him. He propped himself up with a head with a shirt awhile ago, which turned out to be a dangerous move. His head was slowly falling into the substitute pillow and he was struggling to keep his eyes open. Soon enough, he was fast asleep.

*

Matt slowly opened his eyes. He decided to skip the recording for a bit and gt some food. However, when he left the closet, there was something on his bed. It looked like Stephanie was taking a trip down memory lane. He flipped through the photo album, looking at all of their still memories.

He picked up a bag that was lying on the bed. In it was shards of glass. He smiled. The day he’d wanted to propose to Stephanie she leaned on a mirror and smashed it. She was about to cry, fearing she’d ruined everything, but he pretended to pick up the pieces and proposed to her on the spot. They kept the shards of the mirror as a memento.

He noticed a photo in the memory book. It was of him and Steph. Well, mostly him, some of Steph. It was him, grinning like a fool and Stephy hiding her face in his neck. He remembered that photo. He’d taken it the morning he’d proposed.

God, Stephanie looked gorgeous. Neither of them were wearing anything, but the bed sheets were covering the rest of them. Matt grinned as he re-heard her laughter. Audible. As if she was… Matt looked around, but saw no one.

He turned back to the photo. It had become a bit blurry. Matt frowned and focused on the photo more. The world seemed to blur. His mind filled with all of the pictures they’d taken. Them getting married, moving out of New York, finishing unpacking, the first panel he’d ever visited… Within seconds he was in the past. Holding the camera as he took the picture.

"Stahp….” Stephanie groaned into his shoulder. “It’s embarrassing.”

Matt couldn’t help but smile. Having his wife by his side certainly made the transition through time and space easier. He pulled her close to him. But she wasn’t his wife yet. That would all change, today.

The morning began as any would. Stephanie got ready while Matt helped. With a quick peck on the lips, Steph headed out and Matt set to work. He went to work turning the apartment into- He froze. He grabbed his phone and punched a number, speed dial number 7. “Micheal, I need a favor, can you keep Stephanie distracted for the day?”

*

Matthew scanned the room “She’ll come through this door,”  he worked through mentally. “I’ll direct through Duke University around to New York, and we’ll finish in the bedroom with-”

He heard someone coming down the hallway. He zoomed to the doorway. Stephanie was putting in the key… turning the lock… boy this woman was slow… opening the door…

“Bye,” Stephanie called to someone down the hall, presumably Micheal. She swung the door completely open and was startled by Matt. “Hey! What’s up?”

“Stand there,” instructed MatPat, closing the door behind her. He took off her coat and hung it up. “Now,” he directed, taking her by the hand, “today is our 1,500 day together. And it’s been a journey.” He showed her their picture memories of them at Duke University, starting with the shot of her covering her face with him.

Stephanie was surprised that he’d taken the time to do this. She gasped and looked through the pictures of the two of them. There was the picture of them graduating, them trying to keep a long distance romance, and the picture he’d taken of her before sprinting into her arms at the airport when she’d finally arrived at New York.

“Oh my gosh,” she sighed, giving him a kiss. “I can’t believe you put so much time into this little retrospective.”

“Actually,” Matt grinned, grabbing her wrist and leading her into the room with the projector set up in it. “We still have one more thing to get through.”

Matt took her into the room and started up the film. He with a giggle he offered her some popcorn to watch with. Part of the way in there his past-self began recording Pride and Prejudice. Matt made a quick excuse, something like ‘more butter,’ and rushed from the room.

He watched through the crack in the door to see her stand up with awe. It was the section of the video where the words on the screen displayed, “at the end of this video, I would propose to you.”

Matt watched for the next four minutes as Steph stood and watched the bright blinking lights, showing the best of their relationship. Matt could see the light sparkling by her eyes. She was crying. Stephanie wiped her nose. Yep, definitely crying.

As the last of the song played, Matt stepped in and recited the last lines of the video. “I just wanted it to be perfect. Then I realized it’s been perfect all along.”

Matt got down on one knee and pulled out the beautiful engagement ring he’d spent so much time saving up for. “Stephanie, my love,” he finished. “Will you merry me? Please?”

Stephanie was filled with tears and rushed down to give him a hug. “Oh Matthew,” she sobbed with joy. “I will.”

Matthew’s vision zoomed out of the altered memory. He was re-greeted to the same memories. Them getting married, moving out of New York, finishing unpacking, the first panel he’d ever visited… Strange, he’d changed such a major part of his life, yet nothing big actually changed in the grand scheme of things.

Then again, he wouldn’t have it any other way.

*

Matt awoke in the closet. He couldn’t tell if what he’d just experienced was reality, or a dream. But he loved it just the same.

Matt stood up and climbed out of the closet. He looked over at Stephanie. “Steph,” he called softly, “are you awake.”

Stephanie shifted in bed. “Yes Matt. Are you coming to bed.”

Matt practically flew onto the bed and wrapped her up in his. Stephanie was a bit startled, but was a bit pushed into her as he nuzzled up with her. “I’m glad you came to your senses,” she reasoned.

Matt just pushed in closer to her neck. “I’m just so happy that you’re with me. Just needed to be reminded.”

Stephanie didn’t know what he was talking about, but she just snuggled happily anyway. She fell asleep in his arms.

[rassasassalin]

Kane, Kane I love you, but I don't want to see you fight Brock.  It'll be the worst kind of trainwreck.  I don't even really wanna see Braun fight Brock again, just because I don't trust them to do right and have him beat mister dickchest.

...Kurt, really?  Jfc.  I guess it'll bring the casual fans in.  Fuck me, I'm just so tired of Brock.  Love Heyman, hate seeing that dumb purple face and penis tattoo.

Joe Rollins... Yeah, that'll be a good match, but it doesn't quite get the gross lesner taste outta my mouth.

Don't call Seth bad, Cole, he's trying to redeem himse- JORDAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE STOP I REALLY LEGITIMATELY WANT TO LIKE YOU AND YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD TO DO. Fuckin Seth's face, tho, like "who the hell is this child and who let him in my ring???"  Man is lucky that Dean hasn't dropped down from the ceiling to try and brutalize him.

Ah Joe, you know you're always the bell of any ball that matters.

Not sure Seth's one to talk about Daddy issues considering his history with Trips and Steph, but  ok, you a face now, we'll politely ignore the things you did as a heel.

Things I would not actually be surprised should they happen: Joe ends up kind of adopting Jason Jordan as his pupil/understudy for the purpose of annoying the shit out of Kurt as Jordan goes through his rebellious stage.

...A WWF commercial on the WWE is really weirding me out.  I mean, hell yeah, let's stop tiger poaching, but like... 's'weird.

I don't like that noise Seth made when he was rammed into the barricade, if he could never make that noise again that'd be great. Is the crowd chanting boring?  People have no appreciation for ring psychology anymore.  I know you guys don't like Jordan, but let him try to murder Seth's back jfc it makes sense, let the boy live. Wow, yeah, that probably should have been Jordan's win, wow.  Also, nice to see American Alpha on the same super cool suplexing lane.  I can dig it.

Pffff, Love Tap.  It's just a lil' love tap.  Love Booker T.

Whoever in the crowd is chanting boring needs to shut the fuck GULAK YES PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW HOW DREW IS FEELING AFTER LAST WEEK IS HE GOING TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE OR WILL HE BE TOTALLY DESPONDENT OR JUST VERY CONFLICTED?  GIVE ME MY CRUISERWEIGHTS NOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

ALSO IF THEY COULD DELETE THE SKITTLES POX COMMERCIAL THAT WOULD ALSO BE FANTASTIC I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY IT'S SO GROSS.

Dean called Sheamus and Cesaro the Europeans.  AND HE CAN'T TEAM WITH A FACE LIKE JORDAN'S.  DEANO.  Deano please.  I can't.

...I also can't deal with bwoken matt please oh my god i just want bray to be taken seriously and also want matt to do ridiculously stupid backyard wrestling shit and i'm just not sure i can get both at the same time.

BRAY PLEASE STAHP WITH THE FACES

Things I am honestly surprised by: The fact that nobody has found a way to get the chant "Oooo-ver" into Finn's theme song.  Or just, chanting Over at him any time he's in the ring.

Book, come on dude, give m'boys a chance before you say their strategy aint workin, the match only just started. Oops, someone's bleedin. Oh boyos, boooo, why you gotta be like that, come on that's not HOLY SHIT HIDEO!  I was NOT expecting him tonight!!!

...is... are they thinking of moving Finn over to 205 live?  Hideo's already there, and Vince has a habit of purposefully putting people that he doesn't think has what it takes in no win situations just so he can say he was right all along.  Well, joke's on fucking you McMahon, because those of us who actually watch the cruiserweights are totally aware of how amazing their in ring work and story telling is, and if you bring Finn over, all you're going to do is get more people to watch them and come to the same realization.  Bringing Finn over might very well make 205 a serious contender against NXT as far as loyal and slightly rabid fanbases go. ...Also did Cole say something about the Zo Train and then Drew Gulak as a separate entity from said train of Enzo???  Should I be reading into that?

That's my dude, Cedric.  Glad you know better than to underestimate Drew.

...Wheeeeeeen will I get my UK boys on their own shooooooooow?????????

Oh my god, here we go, I'm not ready, Drew bby pls Fucking yes those cheers were for Drew thank you for noticing Enzo. ...Hmm... I think they're doing the thin DREEEEEEWW FUCKLNDF KILL ME RIGHT NOW BABY NO HOW DARE YOU FUCKING JAR JAR I'M GONNA DIE I CAN"T FUCKING PLEASE STOP ALSO HE"S NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU FUCKING THANK YOU CEDRIC ...Where is Enzo going?  How is going to help Drew cheat from up there?  Also I just noticed Drew's Trunks I think I like them but might also kind of hate thhem they somehow look kinda skimpier than his black ones and I'm not sure how or why Zulak.  Eheheh.  Zuul motherfucker. Okay, so, typing this out while having my eyes glued on the screen so will probably have a number of interjections when exciting things happen, but I'm thinking maybe to explain this whole coming out like Drew didn't do nothing wrong- Drew holy shit, don't flip over the top rope like that, thanks- might be because they're doing that thing where they act like nothing happened on tuesday because they assume that the regular audience didn't bother to watch, which is like... I sort of understand but it also really pisses me off.  Wrestling fans in general aren't actually that stupid, and fun fact, Drew Gulak and Enzo Amore are in fact good enough story tellers to say through a few words, and show through their actions, that shit went down.  That's kind of the great thing about wrestling.  It's a soap opera in the way that you can stop watching for years and years and years, and come back- Sweet baby jesus another WWF commercial what the hell is happening here- to basically any show and pretty much have a pretty good idea of what's going on, storyline wise. -Look, if Cedric wasn't on the top rope, he couldn't be tossed off it, let's be real.  ALSO AMORE YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND STOP THREATENING MY DREW AND STOP CALLING HIM GABBY GOO GOO I DON'T APPROVE but I do approve Drew working the wings and back like how beautiful i do legitimately love technical wrestling- Just given the action of the "actors" we can tell who's a good guy, who's a baddy, who's got beef with who, and anything that can't be super easily explained, we got video packages for. I'm kind of seriously worried that they're going to do a- FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TIE HIM UP DREW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SHUT THE FUCK ENZO  FUCK ME THAT FIGHTING FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE WAS FUCKING AMAZING  AND where the fuck is Zo going????  Drew, no, come on, don't get distrac- fuck.  Too late.  Drew is... is Drew bleeding he IS Fuck me, okay, kinda figured that's how this'll beeeee Nia no why???

Shit, okay, thought I was having- Enzo's going to get used and abused, by his train and by Nia probably until the only one he has left is Drew, who is lame and a dweeb and a fucking square but you know what unlike everyone else he's been a true friend despite everything that Enzo has put him through and so, through Drew's good dork heart, he helps mends Enzo so he stops being so jaded and hurt after what Cas did to him.  Or not.  Probably not, at all, but it's a road that they could go down should they choose to.

Mmmkay, Asuka win, unsurprising, slightly surprised that Absolution hasn't come back out to fuck with her again.  Like, if I was eventually going to be going up against Asuka, I'd be playing mindgames and beating her down to give myself a weakpoint to target later on every chance I got.

Shhhiiiiiit, I remember that countdown, it was Ammmaaaaaazing~  I popped as hard as an 8yo could pop and I didn't quite understand what was happening but I knew that I would never be the same Ageen.  Good times.  Good fucking times.

Ah yes, and here come *in Ambrose Voice* The Europeans.  I'm sorry, I'm never going to get over it, it makes me want to both laugh and cry, Deano has a gift on the mic truly.

Not to be a grammarnazi, but it's you'RE a stupid idiot, not your.

Calling it now- Jason is gonna get in Dean's way/ knocked into him or Seth, and Ambrose is going to get distracted enough with beating the shit out of him that it somehow causes him and Seth to lose the match, either because Seth'll go for the tag and no one will be there, or someone's gonna get ambushed and then pinned real quick.  That, or Dean tries to push Jordan out of the way, and so Jordan jumps in to fight back and they lose because of that.

Woooooooow, Jordan.  Slow your damn roll. I mean, I don't think I'd have started with Seth either, because he's obviously still feeling that earlier fight, but still.  You don't go at it that way.  C'mon man. Ahahahaa omg what the hell was that slide across the ring by Cesaro that was the oddest looking thing I've seen in ages.  I mean, I appreciate the blueballing against a hot tag, but like, ehehe I want to be mad but I'm just giggling. Dean, I appreciate you putting Seth back in the ring but why didn't you put him back in closer to your corner??? Shit, Dean, are you okay???  Fuck, shit, that better be a work, jesus, oh no, ohhhh no please come on oh shit I don't like that ending it was awkward as fuck fuuuuuuuck deano....

...No, wait, uh, uhhhh, they setting up for a turn?  I mean, Dean's the obvious one to make a heel turn on the Shield right now.  Personally, I'd go with Roman, because it'd be less expected and unfortunately people are going to go back to booing him as soon as the Shield isn't around anymore so you might as well give the crowds a REASON to boo him, but I know Dean's the lunatic so...  Christ I really hope this is a work and he's not actually hurt...

Limo???  Oh!  Oh, Steph's home!  Nice!

...Matt, omg.  I'd watch Matt fight a fish.  ...Woken Warriors.  Matt, please stop. ...Fuck me, they're going to go back to crossdressing Bray again.  Please, let's not do that again. I like that Corey is a Woken Warrior.  I shouldn't, but I do.

Okay, okay, they're showing Dean getting hurt alot, so... maybe yes a work???  YES, Okay, attack backstage means work, definitely work.  Or like, Dean does have issues with his arm so he needs time off to get it fixed.   They used to do this all the time to let the wrestlers have Kayfabe reasons to not be around for a couple of months.  But like... they're pretty upfront about when a guy or gal does get injured now, so...  I have no idea what's going on.

Fuck yeah, welcome back Revival.  Missed you boys.  Who's their first victims then?  Oh, Heath and Rhyno.  Awww.  Well, makes sense.  At least they're getting tv timmmmmmm what is Dana Wearing???  Why???????  BOOKER MY DUDE NO PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT DANA COUNTING CALORIES THAT'S NOT COOL.

KURT DON'T YOU FIRE MY HEATH HE'S GOT KIDS!!!  oh god what is rhyno gonna put heath through????

Hello Elias. ...I love Elias. please go caroling at me. Man fuck Goodell. I- what?  Sasha???  What are you doing?  Oh my god.  Are the girls gonna beat up Elias?  I mean, not that I'm super against it or anything, but like, why?  Is there a reason for this?  Has he done something?  Oh, it's because it's time for their match, right?  He's eating up their time.... Oh no that one buddy, that's so sad, but it was a good try Bailey. Bye, Elias.  Dude...  You can't not hug Bailey.

...Why HASN'T Nia been more involved with fighting Absolution.  She's a huge threat.  You'd think they'd try to take her out early. ...Dana changed her clothes. Well, hello there Boss Lady. Paige looks like she knows she's about to be grounded but is trying to play it cool.

I'd like to point out that if there was a big ol' fella rumble going on and an Dude McMahon came out, they wouldn't have stopped fighting.  But the Ladies know when toooooooooo YESSSSS PLEASE STEPHANIE I WANT A FUCKING WOMEN'S RUMBLE YEP YEP YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bethhxrmon]

[bethhxrmon]

Alright, it’s time for an analysis that no one asked for! So, starting off I would like to say that the “Which Kurt Kunkle Are You” instagram account has done a far better job of analyzing the movie and having humor in a similar tone to the movie than I have. I’m not gonna reinvent the wheel here, if you want some real in-depth and good analysis plus some fun memes and good art, check it out!

This is going to be a combination of a critique on Billy Hargrove and Kurt Kunkle’s characters as well as the audience reaction. Keeping in mind that I’m not an expert and it’s been a week since I’ve seen Spree and over a month since seeing Stranger Things 2 and 3 (double majoring and doing online uni is time-consuming). I might miss things and I might interpret things differently from you. That’s just how it’s gonna be.

So let’s start off with the whole Billy vs Kurt deal that one lovely anon decided to bring to my attention. My first point is going to be that comparing Billy and Kurt is like comparing apples and oranges, they’re both fruit. In this case, they’re both villains. That’s where the similarities end, unless you wanna bring up that they’re both from California lmao.

Kurt is the main character of his respective movie (whether he’s a protagonist or if that’s Jessie can be up for debate imo), whereas Billy was intended to be the human antagonist (pretty sure that’s what the Duffers said) of season 2. Obviously this opens up Kurt to be a more well-written character. He has lots of depth and development as a character and a true, complete arc. His death was, frankly, unavoidable. I say this as someone who likes his character.

Meanwhile Billy is a side character and one of the least important characters of the entire series. His job is to be a road block in season 2. He was also used as a way to prove the show acknowledges racism in that time (it’s very blatant and there’s no systemic racism in the show but that’s an essay for another time). This is something that since the season’s release, Dacre has tried to backpedal on. I’m not faulting him for that, I don’t know the guy, but it sucks that the show is essentially trying to erase its own antagonist. Anyways, his death isn’t a shocker. What was a bit surprising (more disappointing actually) was that the third season doesn’t acknowledge his actions at all. Billy has no character arc aside from the fact he has a shitty dad and that he used to have a mom. Wow. His death was also unavoidable, not much to be done with his character. I don’t blame the Duffers, they have plenty of characters to work with that are actually enjoyable.

Now, let’s get into the audience reaction/fan bases. Let me just say it here: if you’re attracted to Kurt or Billy or any other antagonist in a physical sense, good for you! I hope you’re living your best life either way whether I can relate or not. What becomes an issue is when you don’t acknowledge the bad things the fictional character has done.

In the case of the Spree fandom, to my knowledge (I’m not an all-knowing internet being, I can be wrong about things), there aren’t any “Kurt deserved better” or “Justice for Kurt uwu owo” posts. The fandom on the whole has determined that Kurt deserved what he got. He is a shitty human being, he killed people. In other shocking news, fire is hot. No one in the fandom actually wants to date or marry Kurt Kunkle. No one is genuinely trying to imagine a healthy relationship with him. Why? Because that’s not how his character works! “Stanning” him, and my one-time use of the term “Kurtslut” is meant to be funny and a joke. It’s in the same vein as the satirical, sarcastic tone of Spree itself. 

So I’ll admit it, I don’t intentionally go into the Billy tag very much, if at all now that I think about it. His character doesn’t intrigue me at all. However, since people love to come on anon and give input no one asked for, I’m aware that some people refuse to even acknowledge all of Billy’s misdeeds. They think he deserves better and shouldn’t have died. This entirely misses the point of Billy’s canon characterization. If people like his character so much, then they should accept him for what he is as a character. Otherwise, do you really like that character? Or do you just feel bad because his dad’s a shithead?

Also, this is a bit of a side note, but most of my beef with this side of the Stranger Things fandom has come more from the Harringrove end of things (I have a whole post on that). It’s a screwed up ship. I’m only saying this to cover my bases because this should go without saying, if anyone started to ship Kurt with one of the canon characters in Spree, I wouldn’t be here for it. That’s that on that.

To conclude if you made it this far, no one is stanning or glorifying Kurt. Some of us are just attracted to a fictional character. It’s not that deep. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!

[bethhxrmon]

A gentle reminder that pointing out Nancy did some dumb and harmful stuff to Steve isn't villifying her character, your fictional faves can, and probably should, have flaws 💖💝

[bethhxrmon]

Hey, I have a very important time-sensitive question: bat or cat????

[bethhxrmon]

Why ship H*rringrove when you can ship Keve (Keith and Steve)

[bethhxrmon]

I remember when I did debate that when you went over time, they would just knock on the desk obnoxiously over and over again until the person shut up

[bethhxrmon]

i firmly believe a phantom of the opera stonathan au is exactly what we need in these trying times

[bethhxrmon]

Soooo I betrayed my cat's trust today to give her a cute hat

[bethhxrmon]

Actually made an effort for my first zoom meetings of the semester!

[bethhxrmon]

Idk i just think the crop top sweater is a look

[bethhxrmon]

Pence shut up when it's not ur turn to talk challenge 2020!!!!!!!