#stella maiden

[liroyalty]

"This is a bit late on my part." Appeared out of light and walked over to Ann. "My older brother and two of my younger siblings sure get along well with your little sister. So have the same kind of bracelet, except its light and fire aligned since you and Gram have different elements. I already gave Gram his before coming here."

"............................................................. I need your family to stop randomly inviting themselves into my palace." Please, there are rules & regulations, & at some point one of you guys are gonna cause an incident that's going to result with someone getting hurt. Someone is always getting hurt with the Novan around at this rate.

"But... thanks?"

[mogranet]

Final Fantasy Versus 13 - Stella Nox Fleuret (Maiden of Light) Cosplay

[anokha-swad]

[ttds-clown-chapter]

[callmearcturus]

hellsinker: hello! welcome to hellsinker. would you like to learn how to play?

me: sure!

hellsinker: alright, so first things first, this is a bullet hell shoot'em'up with three unique playable characters: DEADLIAR, FOSSIL MAIDEN, and MINOGAME, plus one unlockable character. hellsinker has a unique emphasis on strategy and problem solving with a special scoring system and different routes.

me: cool!

hellsinker: you have a weapon, which can charge, a subweapon, and a special move. there's also a slowdown button. you can combine and time these to do different special attacks. when youre holding down fire you'll also have a SUPPRESSION RADIUS around you where some enemy bullets slow down and you can even delete some! if you get close to an enemy, you can SEAL them, which stops them from firing.

me: got it!

hellsinker: on the left side of the screen, you're gonna see a bunch of HUD info. let's break it down. first, you can see how many lives you have left. you can also earn more lives. pretty self explanatory

me: right. so if i lose them all it's game over?

hellsinker: yeah. well no, you'll get a chance to continue. but it's not like a normal continue, you only get one and it changes the game significantly, and you can lock yourself out of a continue. anyway let's get back to the bars. next from the top is SOL. SOL determines the strength of your main shot but is also your DISCHARGE gauge, so you have to balance that. LUNA just below it determines how fast you fire.

me: alright

hellsinker: okay so next up is STELLA. the more STELLA you have, the more bullets enemies will fire. your score will also scale with STELLA. you can increase and decrease STELLA with item pickups, or by aggressive/defensive play respectively, that kind of stuff. you can acquire APPEASEMENT that will help you decrease your STELLA if you graze the requisite number thus spawning two OLD RELICS

me: hm

hellsinker: finally, TERRA starts at 240. you lose TERRA if you die, but also if you avoid LIFE CHIPS and stuff like that. oh, also, it goes down if you finish a level. if it hits zero, as the next segment, you'll be sent to the Shrine of Farewell

me: what

hellsinker: on the other side of the screen, we have at the top your autobomb status, which can be set to ASPIRANT, SOLIDSTATE, or ADEPT. as a reminder, your DISCHARGE and Subweapon will behave differently based on whether you're holding the fire button down, the state of your gauges, etc. after that, you have the Spirit score, one of the three separate scoring systems in hellsinker. it's represented by three bars which represent the base 10 decimal digit values of your Spirit score. you can get a BREAKTHROUGH at 5200 Spirit, unless youve triggered the other BREAKTHROUGH in Kills, in which case it takes 6200.

me: wait

hellsinker: there's also a Kill score, which can also trigger a BREAKTHROUGH at 2500 or 5000 kills. BREAKTHROUGH will reset the threshold of LIFE CHIPS necessary to earn an IMMORTALITY EXTEND (80+40n pts) and sets said bonus to 200. Below that is Token score, which is like the other two but has no BREAK, and is earned by collecting LUNA DROPLETS (which have inverted gravity mind you), which also slightly increases your LUNA, and DROPLETS increase in value arithmetically.

me: uh

hellsinker: okay, so remember TERRA? so the Shrine of Farewell is a bonus stage boss rush but you get infinite lives. STELLA is constantly rising. there are four bosses, and one extra. your Spirit score drops to zero though. oh, also, BOOTLEG GHOST doesnt work while you're here.

me: bootleg ghost????

hellsinker: because your Spirit score is reset (m=0) you're probably worried about your score, but don't worry, you get the chance to earn your Spirit back in the Shrine of Farewell by collecting Crystals. after this, TERRA is disabled for the rest of the run, so make sure to maximize your spirit-to-crystal ratio if you're chasing a Spirit based high-score route, but its also useful if you're going for survival. hard limit of segment 7

me: wait but

hellsinker: as i’m sure you inferred by now, along with executive fire, the primary engagement of HELLSINKER regardless of which GRAVEYARD EXECUTOR you’ve selected (and agnostic of MISTELTOE configuration) is one of: α) management of SOL (DISCHARGE when necessary), LUNA, and SUBWEAPON gauges by destruction, collection, and timing β) safely managing proximity between mutable projectiles while evading needletype and other immutables γ) proximity protocol beta applied to adversaries to reduce production of danger δ) judiciously balancing STELLA with RELICS and transubstantiation of mutables into STELLA, in order to synthesize needs for evasion and for Spirit/Kills ε) maximizing destruction (Kills), Spirit, and Token ζ) achieving IMMORTALITY EXTENDS through BREAKTHROUGH (5.2k(+1k)m || 2.5k(⋅2)d) and LIFE CHIP acquisition η) again, doing all this while evading and using the proper attack protocols contingent on your EXECUTOR and/or MISTELTOE θ) managing TERRA reducing actions in order to deploy the visit to the Shrine of Farewell strategically, such as to maximize Spirit (m) prior: 1 Crystal (i) = 0.5% m1, upper bound of n = 424i (disambiguation: non-summated) ergo maximal execution miΣ(n424) = 2.12 * pre-Shrine.

me:

hellsinker: alright! that just about covers the basics. ready to start playing?

me: i'm still working on the left side of the screen

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[toomanythoughts2]

Here's some miscellaneous Metalocalypse headcanons. I'm gonna put them here just to get them down.

Skwisgaar has flat feet, which will result in leg problems later in his life.

Toki has nerve damage to his back and he can't feel it in places. He has to go to massage therapy for it every week so it doesn't get too bad.

Murderface has long hair, his fro is just so dense. It's as long as Skiwsgaar's hair.

Stella Murderface is William Murderface's paternal grandmother, so his mother is Stella's Daughter-In-Law and his father is their biological son. Murderface's looks skipped his father, so his father and his mother were average looking individuals. The idea that Murderface's looks were the catalysis for his father's mental break were probably intensified because of the paternal skip.

Murderface's mom was very excited for William's birth. She spent a long time getting ready for his arrival. William was a wanted, planned child, whose mother was fully encapsulated in being a good mom. She took so many photos of her pregnancy and had a baby book prepared. Mama Murderface was fully ready to be a mom. When William was born, she fell in love with him. William is probably less than a year when they died, but more than 4 months. Up until their death, his mom obsessed over him, loved him, cared for him. There are so many baby photos of him up until their death, and his baby book ends at the same age of when they died.

Murderface has multiple photos of his mother tucked safely in his room. He looks at them when he's feeling particularly sad and lost. He'll look back over the home movies she took, listen to her voice, listen to how much she loved him and how she was waiting for him. He blocks out his father in the video as much as he can. He hates him more than he hates himself.

Toki has a hobby grave yard. However, he is not afraid of any hobby and will at least become competent in them.

Pickles still doesn't really understand the internet. He's got the concept but it alludes him for the most part.

Toki's family is actually the black sheep of the majority of the family and Toki is the black sheep within the black sheep.

Toki was on his way to becoming the next Reverend after Aslaug, but the family at large was very wary of this possible development. They avoided Toki at all cost due to his presence with death and his possible future position in the family.

Everyone has neck pain from head banging and windmilling, so they have physical therapy on their necks to keep them strong and to stop any further deterioration.

Nathan has back pain. Like really bad back pain. Him and his father, since they are larger men, have consistent back issues that make it hard to stand for long hours.

Rose is Nathan's biggest supporter. She co-signed on the apartment, she helped get him his first van, she helped pick out stage clothes, she painted his nails. He would read his lyrics out to her (and his dad) at the dinner table and she would help him with lyrics and support his direction. Rose knew that Nathan's life was not leading him to college, but to something else, and she fully believed that he could do anything he set his mind to.

Skwisgaar is double jointed and can pop and crack his knuckles. Murderface and Pickles DESPISE it.

While there are many "Deaddy Bears", there is only one true, original Deaddy Bear. It's the one that got burnt up in "Dethkids" but it came back afterwards. Why? BECAUSE IT'S POSSESSED! ITS A POSSESSED DEADDY BEAR KINDA LIKE THE VELVETEEN RABBIT! TOKI MADE IT BE ALIVE WITH HIS LOVE AND THE TRUAMA! TOKI NEVER QUESTIONS IT AND THE BAND IS VERY WORRIED ABOUT IT!

Murderface has gotten himself stuck in the Iron Maiden before.

There's a lot more wholesome/domestic moments within the band dynamic than their fans or even the label knows about. It's regular shit, like a routine they have worked out with themselves about how to live with each other without going crazy.

They do the "Do you want my broccoli?" "I can take your rice." "Here, take the pepper, I dont want it." kind of switch with their food when they go out. It's just a choirs of plate scraps from one plate to another.

[amirasainz]

OMG LANDO WON THE RACE TODAY. IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM. LITERALLY CAN NOT STOP CRYING. Can you write on where baby!sainz is there supporting him and literally crying as he wins.

HI loves! I'M so sorry but am I the onyl one who found the whole Carlos vs. Oscar thing so funny? Carlos whining was so funny (no hate towards any drivers!!!)

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy reading this and please send me some requests!

-XoXo

The Winner takes it all

Ah, Miami—the sun-kissed jewel in the racing calendar. Amira’s secret favorite, where the vibrant energy of the city blended seamlessly with the adrenaline-fueled atmosphere of the track. Perhaps it was the balmy weather that allowed her to flaunt those pretty summer clothes, or maybe the challenging circuit that kept drivers on their toes. And let’s not forget the food trucks—those mobile havens of culinary delight that dotted the paddock, tempting everyone with their sizzling aromas.

The livery and helmets, custom-crafted for the Miami Grand Prix, added an extra layer of excitement. Each design told a story: sleek curves and bold colors, a canvas for the drivers’ personalities. Amira reveled in the anticipation, her heart dancing to the rhythm of engines and tire screeches.

As tradition dictated, she accepted the invitation from Carlos (and the others). This year, she took her time getting ready. The morning sun painted her room in warm hues, and Amira felt it—an electric current of anticipation. Her abuela’s voice echoed in her mind: Confía en tus instintos, mi niña.

Arriving at the paddock with Carlos, Charles, and Alex, Amira’s smile bloomed. The camaraderie of the racing family enveloped her—the shared laughter, the knowing glances. The other three found her reaction endearing, a testament to her genuine love for this world. Before the engines roared to life, she soaked in the before-race energy—the hum of possibility, the promise of speed.

And then, the ex-president approached. His words hung in the air, but Amira’s instincts flared. She turned away, a subtle pivot that spoke volumes. Stranger danger, indeed. Like c'mon. Can we fault her for that?

The Miami Grand Prix—a sun-drenched spectacle where the roar of engines mingles with the rhythm of salsa beats. Finally it started. Amira stood between Alex and Pirro Ferrari, the latter a seasoned gentleman who’d seen more races than most. The anticipation hung thick in the air, a symphony of tire rubber and adrenaline.

And then it happened—the Oscar vs. Carlos showdown. Amira stifled a laugh. She loved her brother, but who did he think he was, ordering Oscar to yield? The unimpressed behavior from Oscar was priceless. But when Carlos collided with him, Amira’s amusement faded. This wasn’t the Carlos she knew—the calculated racer who danced on the edge but never lost control.

Yet destiny had other plans. As the laps ticked by, Amira’s attention shifted. Lando Norris, the boy with the perpetual grin, surged ahead. Her Lando. The backstory was simple: Lando had a crush on her, and Amira? Well, she was still figuring it out. Just a girl caught in the whirlwind of racing drama.

When Lando finally crossed the checkered flag, Amira’s heart soared. Tears escaped, unbidden. No more Lando Nowins—the boy who’d always been second. She flung herself into Pirro Ferrari’s arms, and he held her gently. “Ahh, young love,” he thought, watching the victory celebration unfold. “La cosa più dolce del mondo.” Indeed, sweetest of all.

As the cheers echoed through the paddock, Amira reveled in the euphoria of victory. Lando Norris, her Lando, had clinched his breakthrough maiden Formula 1 win at the Miami Grand Prix. The sun bathed the track in golden hues, and the air buzzed with celebration.

But then, a familiar voice cut through the noise. “Amira! Come join us, sweetie.” Zac Brown and Andrea Stella stood near the Ferrari box, beckoning her over. She glanced at Mr. Ferrari, who nodded with a smile. The McLaren bosses pulled her towards the fence. They knew better than to put her in the front row; Lando would undoubtedly leap over the barrier in his exuberance.

“Is it alright that I’m here?” Amira asked, her heart racing. “I know this is more of a McLaren celebration, and I don’t want to disturb.”

Zac and Andrea exchanged a knowing look. Andrea rested a hand on her shoulder. “Amira, honey,” he said gently. “I think Lando would flip out if you weren’t here.”

And then, as if summoned by fate, Lando appeared. He leaped into the arms of the mechanics, their cheers lifting him higher. He was their winner—the boy who’d fought for this moment. But there was one more surprise in store.

Zac and Andrea approached Lando. “We have a 1.60m surprise for you,” they said, grinning. Lando’s confusion melted into understanding as he followed their gaze. His eyes locked onto Amira, standing there like a beacon. Without hesitation, he ran to her, lifting her off her feet. She clung to him, like a baby koala seeking refuge.

For an eternity, they held each other—the race winner and the girl who’d captured his heart. And in that moment, amid the cheers and the sun-kissed joy, they found their own victory.

“Lando. My Lando… You finally did it. I’m so proud of you. Mi ganador,” she whispered quietly. In that suspended moment, the world ceased its frantic spin. The crowd froze, their collective breath held. For one perfect moment, everthing stopped.

There existed only the two of them—the victorious racer and the girl who’d cheered him on. Lando leaned his forehead against hers, a shared heartbeat. A tear escaped Amira’s eye, and he wiped it away with gentle urgency. “My Mira. I did it. I finally won,” he confessed, his voice thick with emotion. She couldn’t find words, so she nodded, her heart echoing his triumph. He buried his face in the crook of her neck, inhaling her scent—the sweet mix of adrenaline and possibility.

And then, as if the universe nudged them forward, time resumed its march. Lando was whisked away to the podium, the spotlight now on him. Cameras clicked, capturing moments that would echo through history: Lando’s gaze fixed directly on Amira, her tears as he received the trophy, and Andrea’s proud smile.

Even the commentators—Crofty and Bundl—couldn’t resist. “And here we see Amira Sainz,” they narrated. “The youngest sister of Carlos Sainz and a famous actress. It seems she’s shedding happy tears for her friend Lando Norris, who just won his first GP. And… is she reapplying her lip gloss?” The world watched, and in that snapshot of time, Amira and Lando’s story became legend.

[f1-birb]

I know people have been talking a lot about Nico's response yesterday, but I think DC's was another important perspective too and really highlighted how abusive and manipulative those radio messages were. He even described the “You're going to need the team” comment as triggering to him. He was pretty lighthearted and joking about things until that comment came up, and then he mentioned how getting team ordered for Mika to get his maiden win was undermining and set the tone for how McLaren would treat him for the rest of his career with them after that; he went as far as saying it impacted him mentally and that he personally regretted ever listening to those team orders. I know Andrea Stella just kind of brushed Nico’s comments off, but maybe if he has multiple people telling him he's mistreating his driver, he should actually listen. It was harrowing to watch DC go from laughing and kind of joking around about the situation to no sign of a smile, dead serious the second that threat was made — and we already know Lando suffers with his mental health sometimes regardless, I hope this isn't something that sticks with him the way DC seemed to think it would.

I didn't see it because I was watching Sky, but I had heard about people who watched DC and they said the exact same thing

that watching the way his whole demeanour changed, his expression, was actually awful to witness

what I do like is that social media won't shut up about it, how people are still pointing out how fucked up those radio messages were, and I hope this means it won't just be swept under the rug and that Lando sees just how many people don't agree with what was done to him

[chaifootsteps]

I'd say Stella is so cartoonish as a villain she might as well tie Stolas to a train track like a helpless maiden in a silent movie, but I forgot

she got Striker to actually do that

She did, she really did.

[soulstagger]

@adventurersdelight // Starter for Stella

She's several days behind still, though her good friend told her to remain in bed, to let them worry. Kiyoko couldn't stay still, even with severe burns and wounds under her clothes, this shrine maiden could hardly sleep knowing the one who did this was still out there.

They'd come into her shrine, threatened the kids at the Orphanage, all to force her hand into a battle. One she lost, one she shouldn't have lost but her fears for the kids slowed her down.

Now she's far away from home chasing this bug, sword on her hip. Kiyoko questions everyone in town, though none seem to have seen this silver haired, red eyed, bug looking woman.

Well one had, the one watching her from the shadows perhaps. This rogue paid in full up front by someone called 'Yura', and instructed to stall or completely stop the bunny eared woman no matter the cost.

'You can make her surrender, but she's stubborn. She won't go home, so you may have to kill her. That's why I'm giving you double your rate, just make it happen.' Instructions given to Stella.

And a picture of a pink haired shrine maiden. Kiyoko Kurousa.

[l-epingle]

oh hungarian gp you are keeping my drama-loving ass FED

first off: oscar maiden win!! lewis 200th podium!! disregarding the whole race that's such a fun result

this is really backing up my belief that it's way more difficult to be a fan of a TEAM rather than individual drivers bc this is technically a mclaren win in the best possible way and yet they look like such fucking idiots like why would i want to root for them

what the hell was up with their strategy?? like they have no bullshit excuses for what they did with the pit stops and the team orders i genuinely don't understand what mclaren was trying to achieve here besides looking like total clowns

coming from an oscar fan i don't think lando deserved the win! oscar had an amazing start and led the race for a good portion and i think that if mclaren had done their pitstops RIGHT and hadnt tried to undercut??? for no reason?? then oscar would've continued to win the race anyway

coming from a FORMULA 1 fan who loves the competitevness of the sport i totally understand why lando would feel like this win was robbed from him. literally not his fault that mclaren are being bozos and i think if i was in his position i wouldn't have given up my place

HOWEVER as i said before i don't think lando DESERVED to win here. no driver is winning races because they DESERVE to there's ton of factors and oftentimes ppl win for no particular reason. take george's recent win bc of the verstappen-norris crash, all the wins thanks to safety car luck, you could even say charles win in monaco is simply thanks to good qualifying and the way the track is designed. so many things happen during a race that are outside of a driver's control and saying someone deserves to win a race is stupid and ruins the point of the race. like if thats what you want then who even needs to race might as well hand out trophies after qualifying or award points just on fastest lap

BRING BACK TEAM RIVALRIES!! so much love to naomi but i do not agree w pretty much anything she was saying formula 1 isnt really a team sport. the driver's championship is won by ONE driver. yes the wcc is based on team pts but i guarantee that every single driver would be totally fine if their team was in last fucking place if it meant that they won the wdc. saying that you can win a championship wo being selfish is CRAZY (especially in front of nico lmaoooo) bc you HAVE to be putting yourself first every single race if you want to win. yes your teammate is your partner but they are also your RIVAL and you are both coworkers and competitors. like so many selfish moments will be looked back on with fondness as long as you win. everyone can joke about multi-21 now bc sebastian vettel is literally a 4-time world champion and he ended up winning that year. no one cares that he was a 'selfish driver' bc he delivered results and getting hung up on being a team player in a sport like this is stupid to me

one thing lando did that DID annoy me tho was his response to lewis's compliment during cooldown like what was that??? he literally just said you were fast and you had to clapback? like lewis wasn't trying to insult lando in any way why'd he have to respond like that...

also nico he just couldn't get through the day without constantly being bombared w flashbacks huh him giving advice to andrea stella regarding TEAM ORDERS is sooooo funny to me

anyway to wrap up this post (rant) here's my fav pic of the day

brocedes reunion, messy ass team radios, return of mad max... this has been my favorite race so far and i hope the rest of the season continues in a similar manner

[beelzeballing]

i am going to need to brute force this, arent i. well. HELLO MUTUALS. youre not going anywhere YOU ARE STAYING RIGHT HERE and i will explain GNOSIA CHARACTERS to you. do with this what you will.

SETSU: nonbinary legend. deutaroganist. very smart and kind but they also throw a guy out of the airlock for being annoying, calling them babe and misgendering them. everyone wants them, fish fear them.

RAQIO/RACIO: nonbinary legend number TWO. know it all little BASTARD. their hobbies include a little trolling, having a superiority complex and betraying their allies if currently convenient. i absolutely adore them.

YURIKO: fucked up cyber space-shrine maiden. LITERALLY yoinks the protagonist's plot armor after the tutorial is over. she is extremely scary

SHIGEMICHI: this is an 80 y/o human man who had an accident as a child and because he had a fucking special interest in aliens or smn like that his dad got him some shiny new skin. which makes him look like a stereotypical alien. hes as silly and goofy as he looks. an absolute FOOL. i love him.

STELLA: the ship AI. just wants to be A Real Boy. PAINFULLY heterosexual but she's very sweet.

JONAS: ship captain. he is so fucked up i dont even know whats wrong with him JUST LOOK AT HIM. fucking SPACE COWBOY. hes a weirdo. he doesn't fit in and he doesn't wanna fit in. i have never seen him without that stupid hat on. thats weird.

KUKRUSHKA: mute but like. i dont fucking know, ~telepathatically~ communicates. something is also wrong with her. one time she asked me to take a bunch of people out for her because she Didnt Trust Them and i did! and then she killed me. cunt. shes also like? a doll???

SQ: canonically a test tube baby. local bisexual gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss. she's a bit of a manipulative bitch but we love her for it.

CHIPIE: LITERALLY cat otherkin. has an entire cat thats been transplanted into his neck to aid with his transition into a cat. i swear to god im not fucking with you.

OTOME: beluga whale. BELUGA WHALE. IN A LITTLE CART. WITH LITTLE MECHANICAL HANDS. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT. HELLO? HELLO??????

i ran out of PICTURES PER POST. I HATE YOU TUMBLR. theres a couple of characters missing (namely sha-ming, gina, comet and remnan) but i made sure to have the most relevant ones here. but tl;dr

sha-ming is the guy who gets thrown out of the airlock for getting on setsu's nerves

gina is literally just some chick

comet is the host for an alien space mold that can break loose and kill everyone on the ship

remnan is honestly more anxiety than man

[bl4ckr0se-3006]

I have been rewatching the Equestria Girls, shorts included and I am still getting through the shorts at the moment and plan to move onto the series aftewwards, after finishing the movies for the first time I was reminded that I created an Au of the equestria girls characters. I named each of the girls a more human name, the names being as follows:

Wondercolts:

Rainbowdash - Dasha ‘Dash’ Rainbow

Twilight Sparkle - Twyla Sparkle

Rarity - Rachel ‘Rarity’ Bouffant

Fluttershy - Shyla Flutter

Pinkie Pie - Pinkamena ‘Pinkie’ Pie

Apple Jack - Jacqueline ‘Jack’ Bright

Sunset Shimmer - Sunniva ‘Sunny’ Shimmer

Rainbow Dash family:

Sister (Scootaloo) - Sydney ‘Sid/Scoots’ Rainbow

Pinkie Pie parents:

Father (Igneous Rock Pie) - Igneous Pie

Mother (Cloudy Quartz) - Sariyah ‘Cloudy’ Pie (Maiden surname name: Quartz)

Rarity Family:

Father (Hondo Flanks/Magnum) Magnus Bouffant

Mother (Cookie Crumbles/Betty Bouffant) - Betty Bouffant

Sister (Sweetie Belle): Belle Bouffant

Applejack family:

Mother (Pear Butter) - Buttercup Pear

Father (Bright Mac) - Macintosh ‘Mac’ Bright

Brother (Big ‘Mac’ McIntosh) - Macintosh ‘Mac’ Bright Jr

Sister (Apple Bloom) - Bloom Bright

Grandma (Granny Smith) - No need humanize her name

Fluttershy parents:

Father (Mr. Shy) - Mr. Flutters

Mother (Mrs. Shy) - Mrs Flutters

Sunset Shimmer family:

Mother (Stellar Flare) - Stella Shimmer

Father (Sunspot) - Solaris Shimmer

Brother (Sunburst) - Soleil Shimmer

I have an Aus for these characters. One being a Human/College/School Au and to some extent also an Equestria Girls Horror Au - which was partially inspired by the Rainbow Factory MLP. I would want to play Dasha for either and for this Au Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash are actually related as adoptive sisters both are also orphans. Also no I would not entirely be playing Rainbow Dash as a villain, it’s complicated just know Dasha’s personality was inspired by Rainbow Dash from the Rainbow Factory. If you’re interested pm I am happy to answer whatever questions you have. I can Rp either here or discord. Any ships I haven’t thought out beyond that I would want Dasha to be bi or lesbian. I am also looking to write Dasha as gender-fluid.

[sugarsfics]

Hellfire Mom

Summary: You have been deem the title of Hellfire Mom since you were a sophomore. Even after starting your own little family with your fiancé Eddie, you still make sure your extended family gets fed and loved.  

Trope: Dad!Eddie x Mom!Reader 

A/N: I kinda want to make this into a series. Talking about how Eddie and reader met and little things like that. Would you peeps want that? 

Warnings: Use of Y/N, horrible writing, mentions of sex but not really, fluff, Eddie just being in love with his family.  

Word count: 1.2k 

It was Friday, Hellfire Day. You always had Fridays off for that exact reason. Hellfire. You spent the day cooking and baking for your boys, the other family. You always had the mother instinct in you. You love the idea of having a family. It came a little too soon, people would say, but it was worth it. You and Eddie have been dating since freshman year and decided to wait till Prom your senior year to lose your virginity together. Well, the condom broke, because said condom was from freshman year, and boom you were pregnant. Yes, you got stares and were that talk of the town “she is having the freaks baby” “he will probably sacrifice her and the baby” but you both ignore them. Then on a chilly day in mid-January baby girl Munson was born, Stella Munson. She’s beautiful, she has Eddie’s big brown eyes, his curly brown hair other than that she was your mini me......Speaking of your mini me she should be getting up from her nap soon. 

Right on Que you hear her little feet on the wooded floor. “Well hello baby how did you sleep” “Good” she said in her sweet small voice. “That good baby” “Up mommy” she gave that puppy dog face and grabbing hands and you caved immediately. “You ready to see daddy, and all of your uncles” “DADDY” oh yea she was a big daddy’s girl. “Ok let me finish up dinner and then we will get ready to go” “I watch Belle” “Yes you can watch Belle while I finish” Beauty and the Beast is her favorite movie. On tonight's menu, your family was having fried chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, homemade biscuits, and your famous homemade cookies. As you finished packing up dinner for your family, you got Stella ready, and all bundled up then headed to the car. 

You pulled into the school Stella squealed, Eddie was waiting by his van with a smile. “DADDY” you rolled down her window“My star how are you babygirl” “I good daddy” Eddie opened your door and helped you out of the car, then got Stella out and her “Hellfire backup” which has toys and things for coloring. You walked in hand in hand to the drama room and started to set up the table with the food. “Ooo what did make for us today love-” *gasp* “You made your cookies” “Yes the chocolate was finally in stock so I had to- hey hands off” “But I haven’t had your cookies in a month” “Nether has the others” “Yea but they could wait I got fiancé privileges” when you turned your back to grab the potatoes he “sneakily” grab a cookie but got caught by Stella “Daddy me cookie” “Sssh we will spit it” her little giggles fill your ears. Your favorite sound. 

Soon the boys piled in “Y/N” “Stella” “cookies” were heard throughout the room. The boys lined up as you served them, then they all settled in, in their seats to start Eddie’s campaign. In this one-shot campaign, they had to save Eddie’s the banished's fair maiden, you, and their little princess, Stella. She was so excited to be in it, she even brought out her crown from her backpack and put it on. After she ate, she climbs into Eddie’s lap, her favorite spot, and “helped” Eddie with his visual aid. You watched your family, bellies full, big smiles even mike, after a hard week this was your reward, this was your happy place.  

The night ended, the empty Tupperware put away, Stella fast asleep on Eddie’s lap. You walked out hand in hand with Eddie holding Stella, he covered her with her blanket when he stepped outside, then he put her into her car seat with a kiss on her forehead. You made sure each boy had a ride before heading to your car. You and Eddie stay until everyone was picked up. He turned to you and kissed your lips. “I missed you” “I been with you this whole time” “Yeah but you weren’t in my arms” you rolled your eyes and laughed at him “Your too cute” You kissed Eddie again then you got into your car. “I see you at home” “Yes, I’m just going to drop by Uncle Wayne’s really quick then I will be home” “Ok” then you kissed once more before you drove away. 

You and Eddie lived in a little two bedroom next to the trailer park, so he would be a few minutes behind. You got Stella out of the car, did an amazing mom move holding her and the bags all while unlocking the door. You set the bags down then grabbed her pj’s put them on then tucked her in with a kiss. You went into the kitchen and started picking it up, getting the meat out for tomorrow's dinner and breakfast. Eddie and Stella loved Saturday mornings, you make a big breakfast, and they watched Saturday morning cartoons, you brought out extra knowing the freshman boys would probably come over. After about 15 minutes you hear Eddie’s van pull up, as you were finishing washing the dishes you feel Eddie’s arm wrap around your waist. “Oh, my love I haven’t since you in forever I almost don’t remember what your face looks like” Oh Eddie how you loved his antics you turned to play along but nothing came out. Eddie held a bouquet of flowers for you. “Eddie- I- Oh- Eddie-” he chuckled “My love” he started “ Will you accompany me on a date tomorrow night” “Oh Eddie, Stella and I would love to-” “As much as I love my Star tomorrow night will just be us” “But we don’t have a babysitter” “I already got that covered” you teared up even years later you are still touched over his love for you. “Well then yes, I will accompany you tomorrow night”  

Eddie got his clothes ready to shower “So are you going to hop in with me” you looked at the time “It’s late so I will take you up on that but no funny business” “No promises” he said with a winked. After the shower you did your night routine and put on your Eddie shirt with some shorts, Eddie was just in a pair of boxers checking you out “You're so beautiful my love” “Oh stop I’m just in my pj’s” “And” *kiss* “still” *kiss* “beautiful” *kiss*. You climb into bed when arms open as Eddie jumps into bed with you, he settles in your arms with his head on your chest as your stork his hair. He tells you about his day and how that prick Jason picked on the hellfire club again, but how he did what you told him to do when he had the urge to punch his stupid face. But you were so proud of him that he controlled himself, he can’t have another fight so close to graduation. The topic then changes, and his words got lower and slower as did his breath. He got quiet for a minute, you thought he fell asleep nut he clears his throat he smiled and said “Let's have another” 

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They knew who they were going to give that race to going into it lmao.

Lando just spontaneously has car issues that need fixed right before lights out? Yeaaaah, sure.

And then they didn't have any special hats or celebratory merchandise around for Lando's, a driver who has been part of their team in a reserve driver or active driver role since 2018, maiden win, but they just so happened to have enough OP1 hats just randomly laying around the paddock for all the team members to wear?

Not to mention the slowing Lando down throughout the ENTIRE race with these absurd claims his tyres were going off. And when he finally caught on that it was bullshit when they were begging him to just let Piastri by, suddenly he's the fastest driver on track by a long shot. Funny how that works.

He wasn't going to win that race going into it. He never had a chance. Andrea Stella made sure of that, and if Lando has any braincells and actually wants a WDC in his career, he'd be trying to find a way out of that contract.

They knew who they were going to give that race to going into it lmao.

Yep. Exactly.

I started getting this really icky feeling during the first part of the race. I could go all the way into it and I probably will later but for now I’ll just say that if anyone wants to look at Lando’s onboard, it is blatantly clear that they had Will hold Lando back for majority of that race.

There is no way Lando suddenly pulled that pace out of his ass. They never planned to give him a chance to actually fight for that win after lap 1 and it was depressing to watch. And I agree that he caught on. And I’m glad he made a point.

Part of me wishes he would have just taken the win and the other part knows he did the right thing on protecting himself after the team gave him the message loud and clear that they would make him regret it.

It was probably an absolute scene, me getting ready for church and jumping up and down yelling at Lando to “be a cunt!!! Don’t you dare give up your position!!!” Lol.

I really hoped this team would reciprocate his loyalty and dedication, pushing away the little red flags that have been popping up for me since some choices they made during races in 2023. But Andrea and McLaren really scooby doo villained themselves today and tore the masks off. It’s very disappointing.

[krizaland]

The King’s Heart

A little fic based on my comic.

Be warned there are Black Myth Wukong spoilers ahead!

Also the Destined One is kind of a mouthful so he’ll be referred to as Myth in this fic.

After finding himself in the Lego Monkie Kid universe, Myth had spent his time aimlessly wandering Flower Fruit Mountain.

His head pounded as he explored his new surroundings.

Everything was so much different from the world he once knew.

His body had become blocky and less detailed.

The colors around him were brighter and shiner.

Even the monkeys of Flower Fruit Mountain were different, as they all seemed to be smaller and cuter.

If Myth didn’t know any better, he would’ve thought he was dreaming.

But his throbbing head was a reminder that he was very much awake.

After what felt like hours of wandering, Myth soon noticed something or rather someone in the distance.

The moment he got a closer look, his jaw dropped.

There, sitting against a tree, was none other than Stella.

She peacefully scribbled into her journal, blissfully unaware of the eyes watching her.

Myth felt his heart flutter in his chest.

She was beautiful yet…why did she look so…familiar?

It was then it dawned on him:

That beautiful maiden was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong’s lost bride, Lotus Maiden.

No wonder Myth couldn’t take his eyes off her!

She was the king’s heart, a crucial piece in the puzzle of his mission.

Myth wanted to approach her but his legs kept him frozen where he stood.

All he could do was gaze upon Stella until his courage returned.

However, Myth‘a thoughts were quickly interrupted by someone loudly clearing their throat.

Myth jumped a bit and gasped.

He came face to face with the Sun Wukong of this universe.

Myth could practically feel the sheer power of his aura radiating from his ginger fur.

Despite this, Myth showed no fear.

He puffed out his chest and assumed a battle stance.

He didn't want to fight Wukong but he could sense he did not appreciate having a strange monkey in his territory.

“Can I help you?” Wukong huffed as he eyed Myth suspiciously.

The aura radiating off of Myth was just as powerful as his.

The last thing Wukong needed was another powerful demon causing trouble.

He and his friends had been through more than enough drama!

Myth said nothing but his face softened just a bit.

Almost as if to say “I mean you no harm but I won’t hesitate to defend myself.”

Wukong’s face softened as well.

“Not much of a talker eh?”

Myth simply shook his head.

With a blink of his eyes, Wukong activated his gold vision and blinked in shock.

“Woah! You have the same aura as me! That can only mean…”

Wukong gasped as the realization hit him like a sack of bricks.

“You’re my reincarnation… But how’s that even possible?! I’m immortal! Unless… You’re not from this world are you?”

Myth shook his head once more, now a little less tense.

“Ok well that explains all the staring. You must be like really confused,” Wukong chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head.

Myth nodded and gave a look that said:

“You have no idea,”

“Alright. Well we better get you back home then. Do you remember where you started?” Wukong asked gently.

Just as Myth was about to respond, a perky voice called out-

“Hey Wuwu! Uh, who’s this?”

Both monkeys turned around to a very confused Stella.

Myth felt his face heat up as it glowed brighter than Wukong’s cape.

Even her voice was enough to fill his stomach with butterflies.

“Uhh, you ok, bud?”

The sound of Wukong’s concerned voice woke Myth from his trance.

Myth shook away his infatuation, cleared his throat, and nodded.

“Ohh-Kay, I’ll take that as a yes.” Wukong turned to Stella, “Ok so try not to freak out but I think this guy might be a reincarnation of me but from like another world.”

Stella’s eyes lit up as she let out a squeal of joy.

“This is amazing! I always knew multiverse theory was real! Yes!!” Stella’s face fell, “wait.. Reincarnation? Then that means that his world’s Wukong is…”

Wukong hung his head

“Yeah… I’m trying not to think too hard about that.”

“Well every world is different! Maybe his world’s Wukong wasn’t immortal?” Stella suggested.

Myth shook his head.

“No? Then how do you- Ooh! I get it! You’re your Wukong’s successor!” Stella chirped with a grin.

Myth shook his wrist in a “kind of” motion.

“Uh, you’re not making a lot of sense, bud.” Wukong noted.

Myth let out a sigh as his shoulders sagged.

Suddenly he noticed a stick on the ground and was struck with an idea.

He picked up the stick and immediately began to draw in the dirt.

Within what felt like a minute, Myth had sketched out a crude drawing that told his story.

“Ah! Now I get it! Your Wukong gave up his immortality and you were chosen to take his place!” Stella chirped as she inspected the drawing.

Myth nodded excitedly.

“Well, you’ve definitely got some big shoes to fill, bud. But I believe in you.” Wukong mused as he looked over Stella’s shoulder.

Myth held up a paw as if to say “wait!”

“Oh? There’s more?” Asked Stella.

Myth begun to sketch out a crude drawing depicting The Lotus Maiden and his world’s Wukong.

“Ooh she looks pretty. Was she your Wukong’s wife?” Stella asked curiously.

Myth nodded excitedly and kept drawing.

Wukong let out a hum as his eyes narrowed.

Despite the crude art style, Wukong couldn’t help but notice something oddly familiar about The Lotus Maiden.

It was then Myth drew a line from the maiden to Stella.

Stella tilted her head in confusion and Wukong scratched his head as they both stared at the line.

Then it clicked.

“Oh!”

“Oh!”