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unrestrainedbalderdash · 1 year ago

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#steam in review #kind of love how we've got the arkham trilogy at the top but then arkham origins gets beaten by ebf #if steam in review counted days a bit later ftl would've shot up on some of these stats #imagine arkham and ebf crossover. i kind of need it now #i've already drawn anna with poison ivy #could think about comparing batman's obsession with protecting gotham and pushing his allies away with lance's war crimes #out of fear of the monolith (but he also is a shitty person)#but also it would be really funny since arkham is gritty and 'realistic' but then we have these cartoon characters #also imagine batman doing a stealthy predator mission then nolegs uses his limit break and summons godcat #matt and nolegs are criminals. imagine if nolegs teamed up with catwoman. imagine matt accidentally becoming a rogue #imagine these goofy goobers in gotham city #imagine matt endlessly complaining about all the puzzles riddler leaves while natalie tries to solve them

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who-the-fuck-is-sennalye · 1 year ago

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i'm so good at gaming

this has to be customised for everyone no way the genre graph doesn't have "FPS" on it.

mine, however, distinguishes between platformer and puzzle platformer and that distinction is very important.

#i was wondering how the hell gmod got to 34% considering I barely play it anymore #and then I remembered ''oh yeah I played a crap ton of jazztronauts in june''#and yes i am taking friend requests. but only if you promise to play source games with me #steam #steam in review #game talking #stch

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avkamfher · 1 year ago

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And it was the most emotionally rewarding.

#personal #Steam in review

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harellan · 1 month ago

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this all makes total sense. i'm not surprised bg3 is here, but i gotta admit my interest in that game has absolutely plummeted and idk if i'll ever really play it much again

#3rd year in a row for cyberpunk at number 1 for me though #steam in review

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mihotose · 1 year ago

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disco elysium will literally joke about how communists love complaining about other communists, lightly make fun of some communists (who are themselves making fun of other communists for not being the right kind of communist), and people will be like Oh they made fun of communists. i guess disco elysium was centrist all along

#gemitus #disco elysium #this tweet really just spoke to me. since id had the caption in my drafts for ages and then they mention the steam reviews #that i was in the depths of the other day.... Also. plasm 👍

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aflo · 8 months ago

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#dead by daylight #if i could i would make my steam review of dbd this picture

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jinxedshapeshifter · 2 months ago

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One of my favorite things to do is go through Steam reviews and sort them by funny. Here's a collection of Steam reviews rated funny for The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles:

Bonus that I swear almost fucking killed me:

#the great ace attorney #steam reviews

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lowkeyren · 8 months ago

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I AM NOT IMMUNE TO EDGY WHITE HAIRED TWINKS

this man has transcended babygirlness

also steam reviews will never not be funny to me LOL

#✧rentalks!#im so late to this game but wtv #“10/10 i wish men were real” —steam review #will willingly hand over my soul tf 🙏🏻#adwd #grim reaper #adwd grim #adwd casper #a date with death #a date with death grim #a date with death casper

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cnl0400 · 2 months ago

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The new dating feature... What to expect?

(Apart from disapointment, of course)

Disclaimer: I only bought this because I had a lot of Google Play points, so I could shave a looooooooooot of the total price, but my condolences to anyone who doesn't live in the US because it's a lot more expensive in another regions... Including mine, of course

Disclaimer 2: I'm not telling you what to do with your money, this Is my personal opinion. If you are planning in buying this, do whatever idc, but since a lot of people are having doubts, I felt that I might as well tell everyone what Is this about.

So yeah... Since they announced the new feature, I knew It either would cost real money, It just sounded too good to be true, but I didn't expect to cost $29.99? Almost $37 in my country currency, a total scam, really.

But to be fair to them, this Is a bundle that comes with 300 DP, and considering the price of 280 DP, it's almost like you get the ticket for "free", right?? At least that's how Solmare probably thought It would look like, but the reality Is that the common player will see this bundle and just think that this ticket cost 30 fucking dollars (just look at the comments of Twitter and the tag Right now). In my opinion, just separate the DP and the ticket, and have the bundle as an special offert If you want. Remember that selling stuff Is also about framing... Most players that were planning on buying this might not be planning on buying the DP (like myself, I don't buy DP unless it's on special offerts) so the only thing people like that will think Is that "why this ticket costs that much?"

But what you get in the actual event, you might ask? The trailer was vague as hell in my opinion, and that's an instant red flag in my radar, especially for that spicy art that came with it

For a ticket date you get:

A 1min call

A 10min storyline (not fully voiced, apart from certain lines in the las part of the storyline)

A Majolish background with the date art

The event starts with you calling you boy of preference (in this case, I choose Mammon) to invite him to a date, the call ends and you get a 10min storyline. The premise of the Mammon's date Is that MC has won tickets to Phantom Park, and then Mammon & MC get involved to a game of tag to win a price. Then couple shennigans happen, blah blah blah.

The Story Is... Not bad? I found It rather cute actually, it's romantic and at least they make It explicit that Mammon & MC aré actually dating, but again, this could very well have been in a Devilgram, it's not worth the 30 dollars Solmare expects you to pay tbh. Just tip your favorite fanfic author and call It a day

The last segment Is the one they show in the tráiler, with Mammon getting out of the shower

In this scene, some lines are voiced, and tbh, If the actual story was like this, It almost miiiight be worth It (not the full price, but at least something). But as now? Save your money people, I wouldn't really recommend It.

The only way I would recommend buying It it's If you're already planning on buying the 280 DP offert, or you have a lot of coupons/GPP so you don't pay full price lol, but If you like Lucifer (or Asmo) just do yourself a favor and buy the ASMR. At least, that's what I think

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #post0400 #hasta aqui mi reporte joaquin #like I said. I was planning in doing a mini-review of the feature when it launched but I didn't expect to actually be this expensive...#it's really dissapointing. I said this as someone who doesn't mind paying for mobile games. but honestly just a total skip #hope at least they reconsider the price because the feature as this price it's simply not worth that kind of money #just buy a full dating sim for switch/steam at that point #I never buy the 240 DP ofert so it's not appealing to me. and I know this is a busisness but you have to think of the optics #of how the common user is going to look at this. and looking at the tag right know and the comments on Twitter. it's not looking good #but if Solmare thinks they can survive of whales alone. then whatever I guess

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk)#anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw

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unrestrainedbalderdash · 1 year ago

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The fifth Arkham game... John Cena...