#stealspeed

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

Two arrows. In the back. While catching one in the front. From an evil genius, not from the epitome of a nice guy.

[mxttmurdock]

( continued from x )

[ Matt jumps and let’s out a high-pitched yelped.

He really should’ve been expecting that. 

He takes back his phone from Wally who caught it while Matt was in a state of panic. ]

Des Gâteaux et du Pain.

[ He’s been working on his French ever since he started dating Jason. He’s getting pretty good too. ]

[nightlegacy]

How do I hide my dorkiness long enough to sleep with Tony Stark? I made a mistake and tried to act suave and I think he bought it and it's too late to go back now.

    ....

        You’re kidding me, right?

[sprynonagenarian]

service switch?

[metuspes]

“ABC, man. Always be cute.”

  “You don’t have to speak to me, I won’t be offended.”

[venganzavioleta-blog]

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[epiicenter]

@stealspeed​ submitted

[ One apartment down, with lots of mistletoe hung around because he’s a good wingman, Dick. ]

   [ Needs more champagne. ]

[pekkt]

“You should been watching where you were going, or is that too difficult at BREAK NECK speeds?”

[justwillpower]

Uncle Hal!

don’t mind him squinting a bit.

“Wally--? Damn, kid it’s been a while.”

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

She has looked me in the eye, not once, not twice, not even three times, but four times to tell me that she doesn’t love me like that, and she never will. 

[And it still hurts as much as the first time.]

And you know what? I think the last time finally did it. It was the clean break we both needed. 

I’m sorry, Wally. I am. Trust me. No one wants me to be the guy you remember more than me. But I’m...not.

[nightlegacy]

    Dude. 

[nightlegacy]

Am I wrong????

    [ SIGH. ]

[nightlegacy]

[ He's going to squint for a long time. ] .... Hold on.

    ... dude, seriously?

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

#Barry dies and you're like 'I'm the fastest being alive'

[nightlegacy]

[ text ] You didn't eat the eggs that Crane tampered with, right?

[ text. ]: Nah. I’m not that stupid.

[ text. ]: He’s not even subtle anymore.

[nightlegacy]

    please come back? 

    [ It took him literally five seconds after you left for him to start feeling bad. he’s not beneath begging. ]     Five minutes? You can punch me in the face and leave right after if you want. Time it.