#stealspeed

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

#Barry dies and you're like 'I'm the fastest being alive'

[pekkt]

“You should been watching where you were going, or is that too difficult at BREAK NECK speeds?”

[nightlegacy]

    please come back? 

    [ It took him literally five seconds after you left for him to start feeling bad. he’s not beneath begging. ]     Five minutes? You can punch me in the face and leave right after if you want. Time it.

[justwillpower]

Uncle Hal!

don’t mind him squinting a bit.

“Wally--? Damn, kid it’s been a while.”

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

She has looked me in the eye, not once, not twice, not even three times, but four times to tell me that she doesn’t love me like that, and she never will. 

[And it still hurts as much as the first time.]

And you know what? I think the last time finally did it. It was the clean break we both needed. 

I’m sorry, Wally. I am. Trust me. No one wants me to be the guy you remember more than me. But I’m...not.

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

Two arrows. In the back. While catching one in the front. From an evil genius, not from the epitome of a nice guy.

[nightlegacy]

All of them

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: the oven exploded. at work. left money out. buy new one.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: I lied. I’m not sure how okay I am with you and Helena. 

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: SOS.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: hUYFJHSGM 

[ text: Speedy. ]: frod. i wnt frood.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: ???? kiss my ass.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Are you having the hamburger dream again?

[ text: Speedy. ]: Yeah yeah, you can sleep in my bed tonight.

[ text: Speedy. ]: But so help me if you put your cold feet on my back again I’m tying them.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: OPRAH IS THE BEST THING TO EVER EXIST HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU DON’T INSULT HER.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: penis.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Bruce is mad.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: I bought you dinner. 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Okay but how close are you two ??? 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: OPRAHS DOING A SHOW IN NEW YORK WE’RE GOING TAKE ME NOW.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: I bought those fuzzy pink handcuffs ;).

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: Stop giving me so much trouble over this.

[ text: Speedy. ]: It’s my schedule, I’ll be fine. I’ll work as long as I need to. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: Go back to Kansas if you’re going to be up my ass like this. 

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

ALL OF THEM

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [text; Wally] Outside crime scene at 7 in the morning, the sun is boring a hole into my brain.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [text; Wally DRAFT] I’m never going to be the guy you remember.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [text; Wally] first nat cpt cold go now dont hurt him

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.[text; Wally] I really, really wish I could get drunk. I’m Ollie’s third wheel. 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [text; Wally] I suggest that you be careful with Helena. Just...slow down, okay?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[text; Wally] Tell me there’s a way to sleep more than an hour a night for us.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[text; Wally] Stop trying to control my life! This isn’t your universe, I’m not the guy you want me to be, and I never will be.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[text; Wally] do you ever think about Marie Curie?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.[text; Wally] no matter what happens pls protect iris

Send “&” for a LOVING text.[text; Wally] you brought me cheese fries, I love you

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[text; Wally] how fast can you actually go? can you throw lightning?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[text; Wally] oh my GOD THEY’RE REBOOTING BSG

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[text; Wally] I came like five times. I feel like I owe him new boxers. Hallmark doesn’t make a card for that.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [text; Wally] Why doesn’t my Iris love me like the one in your universe? What did I do wrong?

[venganzavioleta-blog]

[text]: Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body

[ text: ] Makes it vibrate?

[venganzavioleta-blog]

[text]: I can’t open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchat update

[ text: ] Somehow, I dont believe that.[ text: ] Is it the lockjaw?

[venganzavioleta-blog]

[text]: Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume, and I would ideally like it to be you

[ text: ] Why do you own a slutty pumpkin costume?[ text: ] Can you roll at super speed?

[nightlegacy]

[ Yeah, he replaced Dick's shampoo with blonde hair dye. It's a classic. ]

..... ---- 

WALLACE.

[nightlegacy]

Wally/Dick

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible WALLY.

likes to watch reality tvWally. Dick still doesn’t know what a Kardashian is. All he knows is it sounds scary.

refuses to wear pants when they’re home aloneDick. Like. Literally. No. No pants. No. No shirt. No undies. NOTHING. NADA.

is the jealous / protective one..... probably both, but Dick is subtly a little bit more. Wally’s more ???? and Dick’s more <____<. 

goes all out on the holidaysWally, probably. All Dick’s gotta give Wally is like, a shit ton of food and he’s good.

cries over booksDick, probably. 

is terrible with kidsNeither. Though Dick’s just a tiiiiinnnnny bit better.

drinks too much caffeineBOTH. Wally more though.

could sleep for twenty-four hours straightBoth. But Dick needs it the most.I imagine them taking naps when they were younger after missions and like, just knocking out on the couch while clinging to each other like octopuses on this itty bitty space they have on it and sleep fighting for the fucking pillows because they both need ten under their heads >=|.  

never wears matching socks.... Dick, but like, unintentionally. He’s too sleepy to bother organizing and half the time he can’t even find his socks so he just walks out. Or he steals his gf’s socks.New Headcanon: He’s gone to work in pink socks with black dress shoes and a grey suit.HE PROBABLY REFUSES TO TAKE WALLYS SOCKS THO because they smell. 

punches a tree when they’re angryDick. Punches everything when angry.

gets scared by the toaster.... also Dick, mainly because he’s a delinquent in the kitchen and chances are he expects things to explode by just looking at it.

[mxttmurdock]

Jay/Matt

insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible--matt, of course (to be fair, he’s not terrible at every dance. just a lot of them)

likes to watch reality tv--jason

refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone--jason (i mean he already never wears a shirt)

is the jealous / protective one--J A S O N

goes all out on the holidays--matt. you just wait til christmastime comes, jay...

cries over books--jason. matt thinks it’s sweet

is terrible with kids--actually neither

drinks too much caffeine--both

could sleep for twenty-four hours straight--BOTH god boys get some sleep 

never wears matching socks--matt but only because jason doesn’t put his socks in the right place

punches a tree when they’re angry--.....matt

gets scared by the toaster--jason. and then he smashes the toaster

[nightlegacy]

[ text ] You didn't eat the eggs that Crane tampered with, right?

[ text. ]: Nah. I’m not that stupid.

[ text. ]: He’s not even subtle anymore.