#stay serious 🧐

[cloroxcasserole]

I’m going to smother trump with a gay flag

[tsxkkis]

omg omg can i request? pls ignore if you dont!

s3 of haikyuu will always be my favourite season, maybe due to the fact that tsukishima realizes his potential in playing volleyball? (him having his MOMENT is my favouriteee scene)

so could you write gf manager reader x tsukki, where reader witnesses him having his first moment (blocking ushijima's spike), injuring his hand etc etc up until they receive their throphy and medals in the end ?🥹🥹💕 shes a proudddd reader and literally just smooch smooch hug hug tsukki because hes the mvp of karasuno x shiratorizawa 🥰😤

i realized that theres nobody includes this scene in their fics and i wonder why? 🤔🧐

# tsukishima kei - mvp

a/n: i am terribly sorry anon bcs this took so long T-T i'm not quite sure about some parts of this fic but overall i really enjoyed writing this request!! tsukishima is my fav for many reasons, one of which being the fact that i see myself in him a lot, and the particular moment during the shiratorizawa vs karasuno match is also my fav from the entire series!! i hope u enjoy reading this fic^^ i feel like it's not exactly what you asked for, so i'm sorry if i went too far away from your idea....

summary: tsukishima finally regains his love for volleyball.

warnings: a few swear words here and there, the fic doesn't exactly portray what happened in the series (i switched it up a bit)

'are you stressed?'

'not even a bit.'

'you're lying. i can read you like a book.'

tsukishima kei let out a deep breath, rolling his eyes as he looked away from your face. you were obviously right; there was no way he wouldn't be stressed before the game that determined whether or not karasuno would go to nationals. as much as he hated to admit it, he was almost as stressed as others. he was just better at controlling which of his emotions are shown.

you squeezed his hand, his fingers instinctively intertwining with yours. all it took was a reassuring smile from you to help with his nerves, his muscles finally relaxing after being tensed up for the last twenty minutes or so. he still tried to get used to you being more than a friend. your relationship was quite awkward and fresh, so much so in fact that you never even had your first kiss yet.

'i'm sure you'll do great.' you stated calmly, trying to hide the fact that you were even more stressed about the match than him. 'in fact, i'm positive that you'll win.'

'even if we do, it won't be because of me.' he mumbled, letting out a silent laugh when he saw the angry look on your face. 'oh, come on. it's not like i'm the greatest player this team has.'

'you know i hate it when you talk down on yourself.' you said, the tone serious and sharp, rather unusual for you. it stayed like that for only a short while, taken over by a softer, understanding one. 'you're a vital part of this team, tsukishima. winning this match is not up to a single person. it's a team effort. your input is as important as that of kageyama or hinata.'

he opened his mouth to say something but was instantly stopped by the voice of his captain, daichi, calling the team up to quickly warm up as the match was about to start.

you smiled at the boy, letting go of his hand before lightly patting him on the back.

'do your best for me, alright?'

'i will.' a barely noticeable smile appeared on his face, his hand affectionately ruffling your hair. 'don't worry too much about it.'

you finally realized why tsukishima kei never tried more. why he would never stay longer like other karasuno players to polish his skills, why he didn't truly seem to love the sport he chose to play in high school.

'you're insufferable, you know?' his words sent shivers down your spine. 'why don't you leave it the fuck alone?'

opposite forces, some might say. no one really knew what drew you and tsukishima to eachother - both of you completely different from one another, and yet oh so similar at the same time. frustration took over you every time you looked at him, and now you knew why.

he was like a mirror in which you could see all your flaws, and it irritated you a great deal.

his outlook on life and the way he viewed himself made you furious. how can someone be so full of contradictions? so cocky and confident, and yet so vulnerable and self depreciating at the same time. so full of himself and yet so hateful towards the person he saw in the reflection of every window, every mirror.

how can someone so great at what they do, so intelligent and talented, be so critical?

'because i can't! i can't leave it alone, you absolute moron.' the thought of how loud you were didn't stop you from continuing to shout, a mixed look on your face that tsukishima couldn't quite decipher. were you angry or sad? and why the hell would it bug you so much to evoke such strong emotions within you?

'you're saying i'm insufferable? from the moment i laid my eyes on you, you've been nothing but insufferable. so much so, that i want to gouge them out every time they spot you.' you ignored your watery eyes and tsukishima's surprised face, almost as if he didn't expect you to blow up like this. 'it pains me to see you be so full of doubt and hatred and i- i can't understand why you would think so lowly of yourself, why you feel inferior to the other guys in every way possible, when you could be so much more than them. do you even realize your potential, tsukishima?'

he stayed silent. for the first time since knowing you, tsukishima kei did not have an answer to your words.

'your doubts are so irrational i don't know if it makes me angry or sad. you're truly incredible on the court. you're intelligent, you can read the opponents well, you have the physical predispositions for volleyball and a natural talent that you choose to ignore because-'

'but what is talent without passion?'

that singular sentence managed to catch you off guard so much you had no idea how to answer him. such a simple question, and yet such a philosophical, confusing one.

'why should i put my all into something i'm not even passionate about, huh?' tsukishima tried to keep his composed nature, but it was hard to stay intact after what you've said. as much as he did not want to admit it, your words hit him deeply. 'why waste my time and energy for something that does not give me any satisfaction at all? tell me that, because i have no fucking idea.'

'passion is not something that dissapears once and never shows up again, you idiot.' you took a step closer, as if that was going to help you get your point across. 'if your passion is genuine, it will always be there. whether small or big, it will always crawl around in the back of your mind. if you ever truly loved volleyball, the moment where you fall in love with it again will come sooner or later.'

your words were met with complete silence, but you didn't mind. tsukishima slowly processed your words, a focused look gracing his face, lips in a tight line. even though it was only a couple of minutes, for you it felt like hours - awaiting an answer, any answer at all.

tsukishima moved closer, his tall frame hovering over you as he wrapped his arms around you, catching you in a tight hug, much to your surprise.

'thank you.' he mumbled quietly, glad that in this very moment you couldn't see his face, and the stupid smile plastered to it.

the moment where you fall in love with it again will come sooner or later.

tsukishima's mind lingered over these words whenever he played, awaiting this moment to come almost eagerly. the match was particularly hard - with ushijima wakatoshi as their opponent, the chances of winning were incredibly slim. every spike of his went through the block, his serves were absolutely killer, and his teammates did everything to deliver the ball to him at all costs.

what a hassle.

you noticed that his demeanor on the court changed from what it used to be. tsukishima seemed more invested now - almost as if he was trying to impress you, to keep his word. as happy as it made you, you were still anxious about the match and it's final score, hand shaky and a bit sweaty as your eyes followed the ball flying around from one side of the net to another.

another spike from ushijima, it'll probably be another point for shiratoriza-

and that's when you realized.

you saw the ball hit the ground on shiratorizawa's side of the net surprised gasps from everyone watching the match. you saw the shocked look on ushijima's face, the horror in the eyes of his teammates as the ball bounced off of the floor for the second, third, fourth time.

silence took over the court for just a mere second, quickly interrupted by tsukishima's triumphant scream.

he looked more than content with his performance. he looked... happy.

the rest of the boys joined him, screaming in unison. it was just one point, right? but for some reason, for both you and tsukishima, this one was worth a thousand.

for the first time in years, tsukishima kei felt that his spark for volleyball came back.

you noticed that his eyes were now focused on you, a full, cheeky smile gracing his face, and it only made you tear up. a short moment, probably insignificant for people around, but for the two of you it was like a breath of fresh air, like getting rid of the shackles that once held you in place, enabling you from moving forward.

'y/n, are you... alright?' coach ukai looked with his brows slightly furrowed, confused by your teary eyes and big grin plastered to your face.

'yeah, yeah, i'm fine. sorry, coach.' you mumbled, bowing a little as your eyes focused on the court. 'actually, could kiyoko replace me here for the rest of the match? i'm not quite feeling well.'

'tsukishima is injured.'

'what?' akiteru spoke in unison with you, terrified voices mixing together as you looked down from the stands to see the boy walking off of the court and rushing to the medical office along with kiyoko. your instincts took over you - feet moving on their own as you quickly ran towards the same place.

the two blondes followed right behind you, stopping only when in front of the door to the medical office, gasping for air after such a short run. as athletic as your boyfriend was, you were quite the opposite; getting tired after a little to no physical activity at times.

tsukishima saw your head peeking through the doorframe, a small smile on his face the moment he laid eyes on you.before you opened your mouth to say something, he already gave you an answer.

'yes, i feel fine.' he stated quietly, sitting down on the edge of a chair. 'you don't need to worry.'

'are you going back on court?' he only gave you a small nod in response, seemingly feeling better already as he stood up, his hand taped up.

you looked up at him, taking in the expression on his face, just how focused he already was. he looked almost as if he already had a plan to defeat shiratorizawa in this match. seeing him so eager to go back and play almost made you laugh a little - you swore you never saw him get this invested into something ever.

'go and win then.' you mumbled, patting him on the shoulder as he headed towards the gym hall.

'oh don't worry. we will.'

you couldn't stop the tears rolling down your cheeks as you saw karasuno emerge victorious from the hardest volleyball match they had to play this year, hugging yachi tightly as both of you celebrated the win of your team.

the triumphant screams filled the gym hall, the team emotional after doing what many deemed impossible. as most of them enjoyed themselves, not planning on leaving the euphoric state for a long while, tsukishima could only think of doing one thing - going to you.

you were the only person he truly wanted to celebrate with.

after the ceremony of getting the medals, to everyone's utmost shock, considering your relationship wasn't exactly public, tsukishima went up to you almost immediately, a cocky smile on his face as he ruffled your hair, looking down at you from behind his glasses.

'you didn't exactly look quite as content with your performance before getting the prize.' you mumbled, looking at the blonde haired boy with your head tilted to the side.

'well, i could've blocked more of ushijima's spikes.' he started, rolling his eyes at the sole idea of not being able to do that during today's match. 'i only managed to block one and-'

you decided to use the only method that was for sure going to shut him up in that moment, lightly grabbing him by the tshirt and pulling him closer, lips clashing for a split second in a short, sweet kiss.

'no talking down on yourself today, kei.' you said, unconsciously smiling as you saw his face getting red at what you just did, cheeks covered by a tomato-like red colour. 'i'm proud of you no matter what you think about today's match.'

he stood still for a few seconds, as if processing what had just happened seconds ago, the redness on his face deepening with each passing moment. his hand was quick to grab yours, almost dragging you away from the team and to a more private, less occupied area of the building.

'do that again.' he mumbled, after he finally led you to a quiet hallway.

'huh?'

'it was... nice.'

your eyes lit up, a cheeky smile gracing your face as you finally realized what he was on about.

'ohh, you want another kiss?' you said teasingly, eyes quickly glancing from his face down to his lips. he rolled his eyes, unamused by your act of playing dumb.

'come on, don't make me repeat myself.' still somewhat embarrassed of what he was asking for, tsukishima stood in one place, awaiting your next action.

a sigh left your lips as you took a step towards your boyfriend, standing on your tippy toes to be able to reach his face.

'alright. i guess you deserve it, match mvp.'

your arms were wrapped around his neck in no time as your lips gently touched his, tsukishima immediately kissing you back, hands positioned on your waist as you felt a smile creeping up on his face. he let out a short laugh, seeing your face being just as red as his was moments ago, hand reaching to squeeze yours.

'what?' you mumbled, as he hasn't spoken a word since breaking the kiss.

'that's surely the best prize i got today.'

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[mulletmitsuya]

Toman Groupchat (Final Timeline)

Warnings: suggestive, dark humour, mentions of abuse (kazutora's dad) in a serious and non serious way

Desc: so uh, it's not exactly like this (the request), but this is the basic format of events. the founders know kind of but Smiley and Angry don't. 🍎anon, forgive me if you hate it 😓🙏

Side Note: all the dark topics i'm making fun of (homophobia, abuse etc) are things i've personally gone through! i'm not just an asshole who jokes about bad things✋️😪!

Angry: i'm beginning to think there is something wrong with our friend

Draken: be more specific

Baji: that's literally all of us

Baji: ESPECIALLY Mikey

Mikey: ?

Mikey: you can't prove that

Baji: there's a deep sadness in your eyes

Baji: *madness

Mitsuya: tbh, both work

Mitsuya: sorry

Mikey: what do you mean

Mikey: i'm perfectly fine

Mikey: everyone in my life is alive and no one is dead

Mikey: i haven't committed any unforgivable sins

Mikey: see? i'm fine

Mitsuya: what are you ever talking about dude

Baji: see? he's crazy

Baji: i'd say something's wrong with Takemitchy but he's just ugly. does that count

Takemitchy: my wife would think otherwise😒

Baji: idgaf

Mikey: i also think otherwise just btw

Draken: bro let it go

Mikey: let what go😁

Mikey: it should've been me walking down the isle fr but like, i don't mind

Takemitchy: Mikey-kun i can't tell if this is a joke 😂

Chifuyu: Mikey you're making him uncomfortable😒

Mikey: Chifuyu, did you know that in another universe, i shot you in the head?

Chifuyu: yeah i bet, fucking psycho

Takemitchy: Mikey-kun😐

Anrgy: i mean Kazutora

Angry: there's something wrong with Kazutora

Draken: can't argue with that

Mitsuya: yep

Mikey: oh yeah definitely, but we all knew this?

Chifuyu: he should be admitted to a psych ward, in my personal opinion

Smiley: he has a few screws loose, but that's what makes him funny

Smiley: he threatened to kill me the other day and i genuinely didn't know if he was joking or not. i love that guy😁

Takemitchy: i'm sure he was joking. we all joke like that🤣

Chifuyu: he probably wasn't and we all know it

Draken: why did he threaten to kill you

Draken: did you do that thing where you intentionaly trigger people to get a reaction out of them

Draken: cause then i can vouch for Kazutora and say that Smiley would deserve it

Smiley: i only do that with you, Draken. it's really easy

Smiley: you're hot when you're mad

Smiley: i love seeing that vein pop out of that big ass head of yours

Smiley: makes me wonder what else is veiny

Angry: ew😠👎

Mikey: do you mean his penis?

Mikey: cause yeah it has like one vein

Baji: how do you even know that

Mikey: Emma has pictures

Draken: i'm gonna hurt you, Smiley

Smiley: see?

Smiley: easy

Angry: can you please stay on topic😐

Smiley: fine

Smiley: he tried to kill me cause i beat him at UNO

Smiley: insisted i cheated🙄

Mikey: did you?

Smiley: yeah

Angry: you find new ways to disappoint me big bro😡

Smiley: it's just a game lil bro 😁

Draken: one day, i'll do something i can't take back

Smiley: what, you'll fuck me?

Draken: enough

Angry: before you hurt Smiley, can we please talk about Tora

Angry: since you guys are super close

Angry: i really am worried

Chifuyu: he's fine

Angry: how do you know

Chifuyu: i'm with him like 24/7?

Chifuyu: okay maybe he's not fine fine, but Baji-san and i are dealing with it

Baji: he's going to therapy, so it's not like he's not getting help

Takemitchy: but what's wrong with him?

Takemitchy: oh, nevermind, i remember

Baji: how would *you* know🧐?

Takemitchy: uh

Takemitchy: i don't

Takemitchy: i just didn't want to look stupid!! yeah, that's it haha😅

Mikey: dude, you're gonna blow our cover

Mikey: when you could be blowing me instead 🤣🤣😭💔😂🍆💦

Mikey: anyway

Takemitchy: i don't know what to say anymore 😄

Angry: GUYS

Angry: PLEASE

Draken: see, idk if we should be disclosing why Kazutora's the way he is

Draken: isn't it like, super personal?

Baji: his dad used to beat him, real bad

Baji: his mom too. they'd fight all the time and they'd make him pick sides and shit

Angry: his mom also used to beat him🙁?

Baji: no, his dad would beat Tora and his mom

Baji: i set his dad's car on fire once 🔥

Draken: ...😐

Baji: what? it's not like he keeps it private. if you ask him, he'll tell you

Draken: yeah, we should have asked *him*

Baji: you don't get him like i do fr

Chifuyu: wait 😌🤚

Chifuyu: they don't love you like i love you 🫵

Baji: ?

Baji: i love you too?

Chifuyu: it's... it's a trend

Chifuyu: yk, on tiktok

Chifuyu: nevermind

Mikey: you look so fucking stupid🫵😭

Draken: why do i ever bother

Draken: i'm gonna leave this group for good

Mikey: you've been saying that for the past 10 years 🥱

Angry: oh😕

Angry: is there any way we can help him?

Smiley: man i feel like we should have known this

Smiley: that's why he gets so mad at "yo mama" jokes

Smiley: i feel bad now 😬

Baji: just don't talk about dad's or mom's or families at all

Baji: he's not gonna do anything, but i'm sure it hurts him inside

Mikey: we should find his dad and kill him

Mikey: amiryt guys

Draken: why are you so casual about murder

Draken: but i agree, this once

Mitsuya: you literally always agree

Kazutora: who are we killing

Kazutora:

Draken: why does it look like that

Kazutora: hang on, let me catch up

Draken: don't do that. we weren't talking about anything

Baji: we were talking about your abusive parents

Draken: 😐

Kazutora: ...

Kazutora: i thought i was hiding it well

Smiley: hiding what?

Kazutora: mental illness

Smiley: oh

Smiley: you weren't

Mikey: dude

Angry: there's something wrong with all of us! so it's okay

Smiley: yeah but it's more obvious with Kazutora

Draken: are you good tho?

Kazutora: yeah i'm fine. my dad came to the pet shop the other day and i guess i've been freaked out

Kazutora: but i killed him👍

Angry: 😧

Takemitchy: SHIT

Mikey: oh god, please tell me you're joking

Baji: dude😐

Kazutora: i'm joking lol

Kazutora: i just hit him several times in the head with a crowbar

Draken: ...

Draken: so you, killed him?

Kazutora: he's in the hospital. he's fine

Kazutora: well, he's in a coma, but he's alive

Smiley: dude, you're gonna go to jail?????

Kazutora: nahhh

Baji: fym "nahhh" ???

Kazutora: no evidence

Kazutora: i followed him home and he didn't see me

Takemitchy: what about camera's??

Kazutora: i have an alibi

Draken: holy shit you're gonna go to jail man

Draken: ok we need to have a meeting or something. plan of action

Mitsuya: Kazutora why would you do that man

Mikey: Kazutora

Mikey: do you know the amount of work you just undid😟

Mikey: why do you like bashing people's skulls so much holy shit 😓

Angry: what do we do

Kazutora: guys it'll be fine

Kazutora: my dad has so many ops. he's the worst guy ever. people hate him

Kazutora: and i stole some stuff so they'll just rule it as a mugging

Draken: ...or as an attempted murder😐

Kazutora: you guys are bumming me out😒

Draken: us????

Takemitchy: ok you know what

Takemitchy: let's all meet at my place

Takemitchy: we'll eat and drink and uh, discuss the situation at hand

Takemitchy: in a normal, non bumming out way

Mikey: we're cooked

Baji: i'll take the fall, if necessary

Mikey: holy shit i'm going to kill myself

Draken: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU

Mikey: YES IT IS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

Takemitchy: we're cooked

[starrynights-sunnyskies]

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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.

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you this idiota accidentally bought us tickets for the newest paw patrol film

bff2 This is exactly what I meant with zero braincells

bff3 You say accidentally but you can't convince me jajaja

bff1 race to the rescue! 🐶🚓

bff2 Wait, please tell me you're not still watching it...

you 😶

you wellllll, we're watching until our actual film starts and we can go into that theatre so PLS keep me company until then bc she's fully invested in the film now

bff1 ryder and his team of pups will come and save the day!! 🚓

bff2 Oh god 😂😫

bff3 At least I know my baby would have a good time being babysat by you two!

you aw i can't wait until that day 🥺

bff1 that's exactly why we're practising now! trying to sus out what's a nice movie to put on for them, ya know? so hurry up and make us PAWsome aunties

bff2 😂

bff3 You might not have to wait long! ☺️

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you WHAT DO YOU MEAN

bff2 Uhhhh WHAT??

bff3 Surprise? 😅

you WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!!!!!

bff2 ARE YOU SERIOUS 😭😱

bff3 Yup... baby coming soon 😊❤️

bff1 we're going to be aunties? 😢

bff3 I hope so! But please don't fight over who gets godmother rights 😇

bff2 Congratulations you two!!!!!!!! 😭😘❤️

bff1 okay, but it will be me, right?

bff1 kidding, congratulations OMGGGGGGGGG 😍😍😍😍

bff2 Can we come over tonight to properly congratulate you? ❤️

bff2 Also, is Y/N still here? 😅

bff1 she's crying and our popcorn is all over the floor 🤣

you omg i'm so happy for you two im overwhelmed om im soo sorry liuu screw this film im coming over right now wtf why did you drop a bomb like that through TEXTSS im nOT OKAY !!!!!!

bff1 heck no you aren't, i paid already 😡

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bff1 sigh she won, we're in the car.

you SEE YOU SOON. I LOVE YOU.

you SO MUCH!

you 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖

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yourusername: city trip with olga 👯‍♀️ Liked by alexiaputellas, leahwilliamsonn, leilaouahabi and 3,113 others

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alexiaputellas Have fun and keep each other safe, por favor. Miss you 😘

bff1 remember to look right-left-right when crossing the street!!! ↳ albaps9 i second that. pls don't die in london bc after brexit, it'll be hell to ship your body back to spain ↳ bff1 how much do you think she'll cost to ship or do you think we should just let them keep her ↳ marisabel_rguez She has a heart of gold, so a lot of money, but can you girls maybe not talk about her dying? 😅

bff1 yeah because the wag life must be SO exhausting 😬

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you hey chula, i have a question. m 💌 Yes, I'd carry you around if you were a severed head. We've gone over this. 😆 you sweet! but i can't decide on something. can i send you a photo? m 💌 Princesa, I swear to god, if it's another one of those photos that'll drive me insane, I'll choke you. you oh you i wasn't going to but i now might m 💌 Noted...but okay, send me. you black or red? m 💌 YN... I swear 👀 you black or red? 😠 you sent a photo open ▼

m 💌 Oh phew they're just dresses jajaja m 💌 Hmmm... well you know what I think of you in black, but I'd love you in both 😉 m 💌 Why? What are you up to? you picking my ballon d'or dress for next week! you but ugh misa that doesn't help me m 💌 Ohh right! 😂😅 m 💌 For the record, I'd have said red if you were talking about lingerie. you ○○○ you ○○○ you great minds think alike you sent a photo open ▼

[spicy photo attached, use your imagination, teehee]

m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 YN?!? m 💌 Ale's sat beside me in the bus, dios mio m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 Fuck, you're beautiful. Amor, I love you but please!!!! m 💌 ○○○ you 😇 m 💌 😐 you oh, so are you scared of my sister now? m 💌 No. you of how she'll react when she realises the thoughts you're having about me? you because you are having those, no? m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 I am... you well i've been having thoughts about you too. you all day now m 💌 Go on. Delivered m 💌 Querida? you ○○○ you wait sorry, i have to run! m 💌 Fuck, YN, you're a menace, you know that? 😩 Delivered m 💌 And she's gone 😅 Delivered

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marisabel_rguez You went with black? yourusername yep, just for you 😊 yourusername (so you'll have something to fantasise about when the award show gets boring) marisabel_rguez You like doing this to me, don't you? yourusername i thought you did too marisabel_rguez I did, until you kept it going for an entire week in which I couldn't see you... yourusername oh! no! 😱! whatever will you do to me now! 🤭! marisabel_rguez Well, nothing, not anymore. And seeing as I'm currently on the train to Barcelona to stay with you for the weekend, that sounds like a problem for you. yourusername sorry 🥺🥺🥺🥺 marisabel_rguez Too late. yourusername fine. then maybe it will become a problem for you too because i don't think i will stop teasing. how sad for you that nothing will come out of it 💔 marisabel_rguez Always a menace, aren't you? yourusername 😇 marisabel_rguez Never change, my love.

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yourusername: my hero, my big sister. finally, after everything. it was a nervewracking night, but we had a little help from above. Liked by albaps9, alexiaputellas, marisabel_rguez and 12,389 others

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judebellingham Congrats Alexia! And lovely meeting you, YN! liked by 193 others ↳ username1 👀 ↳ username2 eh, please no? 😰

albaps9 ❤️

alexiaputellas I love you.

marisabel_rguez We screamed so loud when she won! ↳ bff3 I'm pretty sure they could have heard us in France if they tried!! ↳ yourusername 🥺 ↳ bff2 Congrats Alexiaaa! ↳ marisabel_rguez Award to the most beautiful girl in the audience went to you btw! 😁 ↳ albaps9 oh oh oh! what award did i get? ↳ yourusername the most annoying girl in the audience 🤣 liked by bff1

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alexiaputellas: All that matters 🖤 (pretend you're on here again 😔) Liked by albaps9, samanthakerr20, tobinheath and 139,319 others

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albaps9 I LOVE YOU 😊

bff2 Yaaaaay, Alexia!!!

janafernandez3 😍

bff1 still my adoptive family ↳ albaps9 ..... fine. but only bc i'm in a good mood today ↳ bff1 oh... are you? 🤭 ↳ albaps9 not like that, dipshit 🤢 ↳ username1 ✨ i don't care, i ship it ✨ ↳ albaps9 🤢 ↳ bff1 🤢

username1 😍😍😍

username2 YES ALEXIA!!!

yourusername t'estimo 🥺

username3 So well deserved 🥺

username4 finally getting the recognition!! 👏

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sofie.svava Is it as heavy as it looks? ↳ marisabel_rguez I don't know, she only let me touch it for five seconds, not hold it 😪 ↳ alexiaputellas How are you complaining when my sister is yours to hold as you please? ↳ marisabel_rguez 🤐 ↳ alexiaputellas I thought so! 😜

bff1 togeeeether, foreeeever ↳ albaps9 we're misa, and alexia ↳ yourusername ✨best friends! ✨ ↳ username1 the linda and heather meme? stop 😂 ↳ username2 im living for them taking the piss out of ale and misa 🤣

username3 we've come a looooooong waaaaay

username4 can someone edit this cute picture next to the pk pic 🤣

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albaps9 I love how misa has just accepted you're all a package deal yourusername uhhh it's the other way around, if they want me, they get misa too 🥺 liked

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yourusername: house cooling party! saying goodbye in style. thank you for making me feel home on the best and worst days of my life. Liked by bff1, albaps9, marisabel_rguez and 1,893 others

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alexiaputellas It was a fun night 😁

username1 wait, leaving? to where 👀 ↳ username2 Madrid, duh ↳ username1 you think so? ↳ username2 Where else? 😅

bff3 Finally found use again for that karaoke machine again, hm? ↳ yourusername and i'm sure the neighbours loved it too!

bff1 goodbye to my second home. i won't forget you 💔 ↳ bff2 And I'm sure it won't forget you either 🤣

albaps9 HOUSE cooling party? pffff your flat's the size of a shoebox ↳ yourusername WAS. i'm upgrading 😌

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yourusername: bye barcelona 🥺 Liked by marialeonn16, bff2, janafernandez3 and 1,893 others

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marialeonn16 Bye tiny laelia, we'll miss you!

alexiaputellas ❤️☹️

bff1 i'm honestly heartbroken and it's not even sarcastic this time ↳ bff2 Sigh, me too 😕 ↳ yourusername no please don't say that. i've already stalled packing my last few things 😔 ↳ bff3 Can we come over? ↳ bff1 yes please, can we? ↳ yourusername please!!! and never forget that my door will always be open for you guys, no matter where i live 😞

username1 but hello madrid? 👀 liked by 21 others

albaps9 still in denial but oh well, little sisters have to spread their wings and leave the nest some day i suppose. going to miss being able to show up at random times for sleepovers with you. ↳ yourusername alba 😔

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Alexia Hey Misa. We spoke about this already, but I just want to say it one last time. I wish you and Y/N all the best together in Madrid, you're part of our family and I love you for how you love her. And I know you know this and will do this, but please take care of our laelia. Please. She's always been our entire world and I'm still a little reluctant letting her go where I cannot be there for her. But I know she has you now, which is the next best thing 😉But truly, I trust you with her. I know we've come a long way when it comes to that, but I speak the truth when I say that I am so grateful that it's you who has her heart. Don't be hard on each other when things get a little difficult in the beginning. You both haven't lived with someone for a while, so it will take some time to adjust to each other, no matter how much you love one another. But if anyone can do it, it's you two. It feels a little silly that I'm hurting so bad, but that kind of also means you're the right person for my sister. Because if you weren't, I wouldn't be hurting that hard, because I'd know she'll come back to us eventually. I'm not so sure that's the case this time. You've got her heart now, and like it or not, I don't think you'll ever get rid of her even if you wanted to jaja. She really loves you, Misa. She's never loved someone so hard. I can see that what you have is forever, even if it's only been a year. I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for what you've done for her, the way you love her and did so even when she needed time. Your patience, respect and gentleness with her has earned you our love and respect. I guess I also kind of want to apologise again for what I whispered into your ear all those months ago after the PK. Because you're family. Vale? You are. Never forget.

Misa Hey. Thank you for telling me all of this, and for trusting me to take care of her. I know how close you all are and I actually feel really terrible for plucking her away from you, from her familiarities and her routines and her people. I know it was her own decision and that she really wants this, despite feeling a little torn too. If I could, I would have us live closer to you all. I know how lucky I am with her loving me so much that she wants to make a lot of sacrifices for me, but I also can't help but feel really bad about it. She's starting all over again and that can be scary, but I'm going to make sure that she feels at home and safe and loved over here, I promise you. That she'll settle in quickly and that she will never forget she's my world. That she doesn't feel like she made all those sacrifices in vain. You can trust me that I'll keep to my promise, Alexia. She's my entire world, and I have loved her for longer than I even realised myself. I know it might be a little challenging at first, but after the obstacles we went through together, I know this will only be a small bump. I'll make sure to schedule regular visits to Barcelona, even if our schedules get a little busy. I don't want to come in between the bond she has with you and her friends. I would never want to take that away from her, which is why I feel so guilty that I'm indirectly kind of doing exactly that. I actually wanted to pass up on the place we found and wait with looking for anything until after the world cup, so that she wouldn't already be by herself right away. But she insisted and I have to agree, it's the perfect place for us. I think her friends are planning to stay some weekends with her while we're in Australia, so that does ease my mind. And you're also always welcome to stay and visit us, Alexia. Actually, I'd love if you could come over for a few days during our time off after the world cup. I think she'd really appreciate it. Just keep it a surprise, for now? Anyway, I have to go back to painting the next layer in the living room so all the painting is done when she arrives, jaja! She gave me clear instructions which colours to use and where. She got really serious about it and it made me love her even more. But thank you, Alexia. You mean a lot to me. I will forever cherish you and your sister. I promise you.

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salmaparalluelo We KNEW it was the same person!!!! ↳ ona.battle Up top! 🙏

marisabel_rguez Time flies when you're having fun 😱 liked by yourusername ↳ yourusername it sure does! 😊

ingridengen Congratulations, sweetie!

username1 brb sending flowers to my crush if this is the end result

bff1 eyo ❤️

alexiaputellas Happy one year, you two 🌼 liked by marisabel_rguez

janafernandez3 Aaaaah 😭

username3 IS NO ONE SEEING THE TAG ON THE LAST SLIDE?>>> HELLO??? ↳ username4 HOOOOOLY FUCK ↳ username5 😱😱😱 ↳ username6 quick someone screenshot before it's gone again 😅

aitanabonmati 🎉🌼

jennihermoso Congrats, tiny ❤️

albaps9 you can make me feel single all you want today 😘

leilaouahabi 😍

patri8guijarro felicidades!!!

username1 THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED! ↳ username2 only officially, bc im pretty sure we all already knew who sent the flowers lol

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yourusername thank you for the flowers, my sweet friend 😘 ↳ marisabel_rguez The couch is yours tonight. liked by alexiaputellas

bff1 what does a card game have to do with yn ↳ yourusername i have no CLUEdo you??

albaps9 😊

username1 HARD LAUNCH?? ↳ username2 HARD LAUNCH!!!! ↳ username3 I COULD CRY AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM ↳ username4 as if we haven't seen them flirt, interact and post secretive pics of each other for over a year 🤭

username5 i love how they're so casual about it lol

username6 Aww yessss congrats 😭

sofie.svava yeeeeeeeehaaaa ❤️

claudiaapina 😍👏

alexiaputellas 😘

jennihermoso Cat's out of the bag!! 😝💖

bff2 Happy one year, lovelies!

mariona8co 😁🎉

marialeonn16 FINALLY

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a/n: choose a flower of your liking, hope it'll cheer you up! 🌼🌻🌷🌺

[wannaeatramyeon]

I have a very serious question I need your urgent response on: Which lookism boys give you a “My girl is mad at me. I hope I die” energy? 🧐

this made me lol. sorry about my lack of urgency anon.

Lookism boys :'My girl is mad at me. I hope I die' energy

Dead. So dead. A rotting corpse.

The first whiff of your displeasure, they will drop dead. Either that or be on their knees, tears in their eyes, hands clasped together, begging for forgiveness.

+ Goo Kim, Ryuhei Kuroda, Jay Hong, Zack Lee

Wilting before your very eyes.

A little less... dramatic. But their heart is shattering into a million pieces. They've upset you? Your pain is their pain. You might as well just stab them in the heart when they realise.

+ Goo Kim, Daniel Park, Vasco Tabasco, Jake Kim, Jace Park, Jibeom Kwak, Lineman

Playing it cool, but secretly dying.

'Get over it. Who cares?' They do. They care. Also likely to tell you to calm down, you're overreacting, you're being hysterical. They must have a death wish. 99% chance of dying by your hands.

+ Goo Kim, Vin Jin

You're mad? That's fine. That's healthy, they suppose. A relationship that is smooth sailing all the time is just unrealistic. Will still toss and turn in bed all night dwelling on it.

+ Warren Chae, Sinu Han, Brad Lee, Jason Yoon, Jerry Kwon, Xiaolong, Jihan Kwak, Eli Jang, Hudson Ahn, Gun Park (maybe), Johan Seong (once he stops being childish)

Stay mad.

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+ Goo Kim, Gun Park, Johan Seong, Samuel Seo, DG

(Goo's energy is entirely dependent on his mercurial moods. Good luck!)

[voidspiraling]

Omg Till is so cute whattttttt. Excuse my brain rotting I just needed to get this out of my system.

LOOK AT THEM SO CUTE

ALL OF THEM SO CUTE!!!!

Ahem.

Now time for some serious analysis 🧐 (I don’t rlly get anywhere tho so less of an analysis and more just me asking a bunch of questions hoping for an answer from the void)

One thing I noticed aside from how cute Till is his eye bags.

This baby Till doesn’t have eye bags yet, so we can conclude that Till was starting to become sleep deprived after the age of 3 and before the age of 8. (I’m just making a guess based on the pics of their age Till could be 12 in that picture I truly couldn’t tell you)

Now what does this mean when a child is continuously sleep deprived by a stupid alien?

Impacts Behaviors: Harder to pay attention, prone to mood swings, and increased impulsivity (Yep that’s Till)

Impacts Mental Health: Increases the risk and severity of depression and anxiety (What do you know that’s also Till!)

Impacts Brain Development: Negatively affects the memory and intelligence parts of the brain (Do you guys remember that brain scan that showed a brain suffering from trauma?)

As you can see from an early age Till was already put through the wringer before he even got a bruise. I say this because sleep deprivation is extremely torturous regardless of whether it’s forced or self inflicted. Mentally and physically not getting enough sleep fucks up every aspect of your life. The lack of sleep could be bc Till was staying up late, it was noted by other Anakt kids that Till kept them up at night bc he was practicing his music. It could also be bc Urak forced him to stay awake.

Like when he made Till watch videos of a younger Luka. Overall my heart broke once again at the way they treat a literal baby. Another thing I want to point out is their necks.

I’m leaving out Ivan cuz he doesn’t wear the collar anyways. But Mizi and Sua both wear the standard (I’m assuming standard bc they’re the most common) collars both lit up green. They’re living in a little bubble and while they look cute, knowing how their story goes makes them look uncanny. Anyways this is the collar most of the kids wear.

But Till is wearing a different collar and also is wearing a green patch. It always made me curious why he has different collars compared to the rest. Like I get it’s bc of the fact that he rebels a lot so he has a lot more restraints. But this collar is thinner and more metallic than the other ones. You’d think that if they were trying to punish him more they’d give him a bigger collar or a more restrictive one. They forced him into one that restrains his arm to his torso and one over his mouth. But this is just a thin collar that he wears on stage and it doesn’t seem to have any function other than to be a small collar. It also doesn’t show a mood indicator like the other ones do. I guess bc Urak doesn’t care what Till is feeling so he didn’t bother getting that feature. But it also makes it ambiguous what Till is feeling. In the picture while Mizi and Sua look happy, and Ivan looks focused, Till looks shocked and perplexed about writing in the air. (And adorable but when doesn’t he look adorable?) Anyways I can’t for the life of me figure out why his loser alien would get a custom collar that is so simple. From what I’ve gathered abt that freak he grew up in the slums but due to his greedy nature and inability to have compassion was able make it big by doing illegal shit. So maybe it was cost effective to just make simple collars instead of getting the standard one? What a cheap bastard.

Another thing that confuses me is the green patch on his neck.

Just what is this? My first thought went to nicotine patches and insulin patches. But those aren’t suppose to go on the neck, usually on the arm. Then as I did my daily watch of Round 6 I noticed that Till has been injected with unknown substances through his neck.

My guess is that the green patches are injecting him with some type of drug. And because the skin around the neck is so fragile the drugs can seep through easier. (It’s completely unsafe but in line with how the loser alien acts)

There are two possible explanations.

One is that Till has become addicted to the drugs they pump him with. And in order to keep him normal and keep him from showing withdrawal signs they use the green patches like a nicotine patch. Drugs have been used by artists as a way to further their craft. Some have even become reliant on it in order to make art. There’s a sense of enlightenment as well, some use it as a way to gain a new perspective on life. I personally can’t understand using drugs for that purpose, but some of the greatest works of art have been created through the use of substances like these. So it’s possible that Urak in his attempt to create a weapon that could topple Luka tries to make Till produce songs using that method. Such as injecting a bunch of drugs and leaving him in a room to write songs.

Two is that they use the green patch as a way to sedate Till, or as a way to enhance his performance. As evident by just looking at Till you can tell he’s running on fumes when he’s on stage. So maybe as a way to push past his limit they drug him so that he can keep performing even when his body is at its limit. The patches are only seen in Round 2 but that could explain why Till got a nosebleed when he was performing in Round 7. His body was finally catching up to him.

Alternatively they could just be there to cover up the wounds from injections while also looking cool lol.

As you can tell I am very confused ;-; but also very curious abt these experiments. They seemed to be focused on the throat and mouth which makes me think they’re trying to modify how these kids sing. Like are they trying to make it so that they can sing outside of their vocal range? Are they trying to make it so that they can sing without having to breath? Or maybe the drugs can affect their literal genes. I know human editing is a procedure in Alien stage universe but what does that actually mean? Can you edit their appearance? Their personality? Their memory? Their thoughts?

My attempts at analysis have only left me with more questions.

Thanks for reading byeeeeee

[heavyhitterheaux]

one sentence request for jack

“You cannot be fucking serious right now jackman”

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NSFW 😏

"Baby, come on. Are you going to ignore me all night?" Jack whispered in your ear before placing a quick kiss to your cheek as the two of you were at dinner surrounded by your friends.

All you did was roll your eyes in response and took another bite of your food before your fork also made its way over to Jack’s plate and also took a bite of what he was eating.

Jack had been getting on your nerves the entire day and it heightened when he had forgotten to make your hair and nail appointment for tonight like you asked him to, making you have to rush to get everything ready. He usually always made it for you and would simply tell you a time to be there, but that wasn't the case today so obviously you were annoyed no matter how small that may seem.

He promised to do it, so obviously you were disappointed when he didn't.

After announcing you were going to the bathroom, Jack waited a few minutes before following you. Luckily he made sure no one else was in there with you before coming in and locking the door behind him.

You made eye contact with him in the mirror and rolled your eyes.

"What the? Now Jackman….'

"I'm tired of you having an attitude with me." He leaned down to whisper in your ear as his hands immediately went to the hem of your dress and pulled it up so it sat at your waist. He pressed into you and you could feel how hard he was almost making your mouth water and immediately wanting to take him in your mouth.

“You cannot be fucking serious right now Jackman. This can't wait?"

"You know you want this as bad as I do so stop playing. Wearing that tiny ass dress. You knew what the hell you were doing." He said while running his fingers along your folds since you didn't wear anything underneath.

"I'm still mad at you." You breathed out through moans.

"I promise to make it up to you, baby. Just been a little distracted lately." Jack replied to you as he kissed down your neck and slowly inserted two fingers into you.

"Mmm, baby. And nothing should distract you from your wife. You know better."

"Shh, be a good girl and stay quiet for me." Just then Jack got on his knees and started to eat you out from the back.

"Oohh fuckkkk." You immediately placed one of your hands over your mouth in order to attempt to muffle your moans, but the work that Jack’s tongue was putting in was making it difficult.

A few minutes had passed and since the both of you knew that your friends would come looking for the two of you, Jack increased his pace and began lightly sucking on your clit as you almost lost your balance, but Jack was quick to keep you steady.

You had finally hit your peak as Jack placed kisses along your thighs before saying anything.

"I know this isn't going to completely make up for it, but this is a good start, right?" Jack said as he stood up while bringing your dress back down and turning you around to face him as he leaned down to kiss you.

"It's a good start, but I need this too." You replied while palming Jack through his dress pants.

"That can be arranged." He bit his lip while smirking down at you as he told you to go first back to the table and he would wait a few minutes and follow.

Once the both of you were at the table, Urban just shook his head at the both of you before each of your phones went off signaling that you had a text from him.

Big Whore- Yall literally couldn’t wait to go home to fuck each other's brains out?

Jack- I ate her out from the back, we're saving the rest for later 😏

Big Whore- Like that makes it any better. You two are nasty as hell smh

You- Hmm but there is only one person in this group chat who is named Big Whore, correct? 🧐

Big Whore- 🙄

You- Thought so

Jack- 🤭🤭🤭

All you did as you were eating your dessert was palm Jack through his dress pants and knew for a fact that the two of you wouldn't be able to wait until you got home.

[icyjelli]

imagine kung lao is your childhood friend (and crush) that you lose connection with because you move away

Okay so this has been sitting in my notes so I think I’ll post it as a warm up for my eventual works LMAO

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ofc you two eventually meet again when you come back home to visit your grandparents

and man, you thought that crush would have been gone by now but NOPE

definitely still there, the way you fumble over your words when you bump into him at the market speaks volumes

as for kung lao, being the cheeky mf he is, teases you about it but is actually internally screaming bc holy shit he never thought he’d ever see you, one of his childhood friends (and crush) again

would immediately invite you to have dinner with him at madam bo’s

there’s a catch though, whoever gets there last has to pay the bill

you both are fueled by competition so it’s def serious business

not to mention man does not mess around with his food

cue a series of yelling and laughter filling the dusk air as the two of you race down the bustling streets

probably very nostalgic, fond memories of doing similar things when you both were kids

would say he let you win bc he wanted to pay for dinner (definitely wasn’t because he got distracted by you)

a lot of catching up ensues, a few longing looks and touches along with a familiar feeling settling between you two

the type of goodbye hug you guys have is one of those hugs where neither of you wanna let go and when you both pull apart there’s that tension of wanting to say/do more

but kung lao does demand that next time you come to visit that you stay longer and for a rematch

“you really wanna lose again, lao?”

“oh you’ll be eating those words, city girl. and paying for them too.”

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I might make this into a little series for certain characters but we’ll see🧐 (def will be making one for raiden tho hehe ;3c)

[luvhughes43]

yes to heaven💐| quinn hughes x sunshine!reader insta edit

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y/nuser: say yes to heaven💐🤍

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bestiegirl: and heaven is…?

y/nuser: shhh he’s shy🤭

jackhughes: 🤔🤔

fan01: NOW HOLD ON IS THIS JACKS GF ALL THE BROTHERS LIKED??

lhughes_06: I know [REDACTED] didn’t get u those flowers🧐

y/nuser: he’s actually really sweet unlike some…

lhughes_06: WOAH! we all know i’m ur fav lets be serious now

y/nuser: whatever u say lukey pookie !💐💐

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fan02: okay so this has to be lukes gf because- and and and👩‍💻

fan03: are u blind because that’s def not luke😭

fan04: guys it’s [REDACTED] just like luke said!

bestiegirl: and if u don’t i’ll dance anyway😢💗 (that should be me on that beach with u not him btw)

y/nuser: next time i swear😭💗 i miss uu

_quinnhughes: 💙💙

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fan02: now hold on…👩‍💻

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_quinnhughes: i’ve got my mind on you💙🧡

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jackhughes: captions cringe af ngl

y/nuser: stop it’s cute😭🫶

_quinnhughes: what she said🫡

jackhughes: simp🤮

fan02: GUYS ITS QUINN! i always knew it was him and y/n🥲❤️

fan05: don’t lie we all saw the luke comments…

bestiegirl: when gf has a bf😢💔

trevorzegras: are u looking for a bf orr..?🤣🙏

y/nuser: TREVOR STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!

trevorzegras: but i’ve got my mind on her😢❤️

y/nuser: …

lhughes_06: damn i guess he did get u those flowers y/nuser😭

y/nuser: he’s so bf😭🫶

lhughes_06: whatever u say !😀

fan06: when they listen to unreleased lana together>>>

[writing-whump]

Okay, i'm fine with those new schedue. 😊

I was thinking about something what could cause emeto, and consider this - near-drowning experience 🧐 (with unvoluntarily drinking a lot of water) I know there is a river in Vienna, and I know wolves deffinitely can swim, but it can be something accidental during a fight or something...

Character of your choice.

🐾

Drowning

Here you go. Meet Levi, have an angsty Executioner discussion and some Rip and Dylan drowning.

"Do you really not want to come inside?" Isaiah said, looking around nervously. This was a calm neighbourhood, but they were nearing the bank of the river and anyone could see them from there.

"Stop making excuses, boy," Levi said moodily.

Isaiah wasn't sure what the purpose of this visit was. He almost had a heart attack when the ancient wolf appeared unannounced at his door.

While he trusted Levi, there was never any good news involved when one of the most legendary Executioners got involved.

Levi didn't want to stay over though. He barked an order instead of a hi. He was quite fast for someone who walked with a cane.

Injuries were absolute taboo for wolves. You had your shadow. If you can't heal up, there must be something wrong with you.

Which Isaiah recognised as nonsense, because an injury the shadow couldn't hear must have been serious - mortal, silver, or signalling demage to the shadow itself.

But scars and any visible deficiencies were still very very stigmatised.

Levi didn't look like he got the memo.

The wolf was short in stature and had the look of an 40 something guy, which already meant he must have been older than most. You had to he at least 100 for your years to show at least a little.

Isaiah wasn't exactly sure with Levi. 150? 200?

Levi was in more packs than Isaiah got to know in his lifetime, killed more than Isaiah met and fought in more wars than Isaiah heard of. He was a legend among the Executioners. His high age meant he survived incredibly dangerous situations and enemies, reaching a status where he was a threat for anyone, yet too powerful to be messed with.

And he walked with a cane. Not to mention the state of his right eye, though today it was thankfully covered by his bangs. His hair was cut short on the sides and back, but longer at the front, giving him the choice.

Isaiah figured that was because they were outside, not to scare kids on the sidewalk or something. Levi never bothered hiding that scary looking scarred eye from him before.

"This looks like a good place," Levi said, selecting a bench overlooking the curve of the river, where the bank was high, giving a view of the city as well.

Isaiah stood beside him, trying hard not to fidget. "They will see you."

"Sit down already. We need to talk."

Isaiah made a face and complied, sitting as far away from Levi as possible.

Not that he didn't trust Levi. The ancient Executioner had been there at crucial points of his life. Once when he was still with the Wolfsons, then when he left them, and then every couple of years. Calling, checking in, criticising him for something.

Usually also giving advice Isaiah was not always able to accept or telling truths he didn't want to hear. Some that he managed to overcome.

They sat quietly for a while, the older wolf letting Isaiah bask in his nervosity. Only after his breathing stilled and his heartbeat calmed down, accepting his situation, did Levi lean back.

"You have been neglecting your duties, Isaiah." That sounded like Levi. Always cutting straight to the point

Isaiah tensed, but made sure to relax his shoulders, palms open on his knees. If he was nervous the wolf would take offense and stop talking.

It was always a test of patience with Levi.

"The Starks have been growing more bold, yet you only got involved when your brother was in trouble. The street strays have been multiplying, yet you do not visit the neighbourhood. The witches have been scheming against human authorities, yet there was no one calling them out at the last Wolf meet."

Isaiah felt a wave of cold sweat washing over him. How did Levi know all this? He wasn't even in the city, retired in the middle of nowhere. A nice blue house in the wheat fields, with a white fence and a sensible wife. Idyllic.

But no. Somehow he still knew about every move and event, as if he read newspapers describing the city every morning with his coffee.

"I have a life now," Isaiah protested quietly. "I'm not an Executioner anymore."

Levi huffed in annoyance, the wind gently blowing the bangs from his face. "An Executioner is crucial for a city filled with wolves to work."

"There are dozens packs training new Executioners as we speak-"

"Those childish arrogant little wannabees? Trained by their overambitious shortsighted leaders? Don't make me laugh. Neither of them has a sense of balance, fighting only for their own pack's gain."

"I'm not an Executioner anymore," Isaiah repeated calmly. This was the truth from which he wouldn't budge.

Levi gave him an angry look, steely black eye gleaming in the sunlight. "Then you should train a new one."

Isaiah let out an exasperated sigh. "Why should I? I didn't know what I was doing and you know I wasn't trained...right. What makes my selection any better?"

"It doesn't matter how you were trained but how you turned out to be," Levi said. "You were the last of the real Executioners this city had. You are going at it a bit rebelliously - too diplomatic and careful for my tastes - but only a powerful wolf can negotiate any peace. Only one that can kill can show mercy and give meaningful second chances."

Isaiah was silent, heartbeat picking up as he listened. "It's not a thankful job," he said quietly, looking sideways at Levi's cane and scarred eye. "I don't want it."

"You don't like the killing. That is good. We wouldn't want an Executioner who would enjoy it."

Isaiah leaned forward to rest his elbows on his knees, glaring at the river. At least the sight of running water was somehow calming. "I have a pack now."

"Excellent. It's not healthy to be a lone wolf." Levi's voice softened considerably. "I have been waiting for you to find one. To settle down. Have someone to support you. You can't be an Executioner alone."

"Shouldn't an Executioner be unpartial? Not fighting for any specific pack?"

"Some claim that would be for the best," Levi admitted. "That's why I changed packs a lot, to support and get to know them separately. But that's when it comes to big packs. A small pack can support and balance you much better. Especially when they are more like peers to you and not people to command or take care of. You have chosen well."

"I'm not just on the side of wolves. I study with humans. I have contacts and friends among them. Heck, my brother is a human, and he always suffered for it in the pack although he is one of the smartest people I know."

"That's a new aspect indeed, but one you might be right about. Something the former Executioners missed. Our relationship with humans. Keeping peace among them."

"I feel like you are trying to win me over for a job I don't want."

"It's the job only very few are capable of. One could argue that being qualified for it should make you feel obligated to fulfill it."

"What even is an Executioner if not someone everyone is afraid of?" Isaiah jumped to his feet, throwing out his hands. "One who messes up the balance between packs as he pleases? What kind of rules will he follow? How will he decide who to kill and who to save? There are no principles of this and no way everyone will be satisfied!"

"Yes, that's true. You have to keep yourself accountable. Through your pack. Or master. Or elders. Your family. Someone you trust. And you have to trust your own judgement and bear responsibility for it. Sometimes you may be right, sometimes wrong. But it's still better than not doing anything at all."

Isaiah walked around the bench in agitation. "What is an Executioner for?"

Levi leaned back, turning his cane in his hand. "That's the right question to ask. Exectioners play very important roles for wolves, especially in cities. They clean them up from the lost, the stray, the feral. From madness and from shadows that consume too much, including their bearer's sanity. And that's why we should look for the best version of the Executioner. One who can get involved with all packs, who can maintain order and enforce the rules. That is way more than just enforcing might for your pack."

Levi looked at Isaiah. Somehow the intense gaze of his one eye, his bangs on the right barely covering the huge zigzag scar over his other eye made him stop. "It's someone who keeps the balance between the packs and between humans and the packs. It's someone who does not favour any kind over the other. It's someone who asks for help and keeps himself rooted to sanity through a home and a reliable pack that love him. You have suffered, but escaped. Saved yourself. Healed. Finding a pack is the proof."

"They did not sign up for this."

"Then you will explain. But I'm sure they figured something by now. It's not like you are hiding your insistent need to get mixed up with everything that happens, running to every little conflict and problem that comes up."

Isaiah huffed, returning to doing little circles in front of the bench, arms crossed over his chest. His heart was slamming against his ribs. Levi could surely hear it.

"You are already doing it. You already break the balance of every place you step in. Your pack already carries change with it. You build things outside the rules, and with the respect, power and contacts you have, you will change things. It would just be better if you did so purposefully instead of ignorantly."

Isaiah looked at the river, before a sudden sound made him whip his head around. When he focused on his shadow, he could sense other presences nearby.

"You wanted to do this outside on purpose, didn't you," Isaiah said with realization. "So that the wolves nearby knew and spread the word."

"Rumors and reputation are important tools," Levi said, using his cane to lift himself to his feet. It was a surprisingly slow and painful looking motion.

Isaiah turned towards him on instict, as if he could help, but didn't dare come any closer, a torn expression on his face.

Levi gave him a wry smile. "If patrolling and hunting is what you can't bear, then find someone to do it for you. One way or another, you have power. If you don't use it, I can guarantee you that someone else will."

***

Rip crouched behind the bushes, sun burning holes into his back.

It's been a while since he had been in the open like this. Leaving his layer, his quarter. He took the roofs instead of the streets, minimising any contact with passerby humans.

It was luckily so warm in the early afternoon that humans kept off the streets. When he used his shadow to strenghten his movement, he could jump between buildings, railings and balconies pretty easily.

Ah really, swinging, flipping and running like this through urban areas was natural. Pleasant. He didn't need his shadow to enjoy it.

It was risky, but he had to do it. He had to check for himself, when he heard the oldest, scariest Executioner of Austria ever, was passing through their town.

That kind of guy did nothing on accident.

Levi, often called Leviathan by other strays and packs. He had been active in Germany, Switzerland and Austria, but Rip heard he had been in Italy, France and Englad as well.

He was a legendary killer.

And Rip survived on the streets since he was 14 because he was always aware of Executioners in his vicinity. What if a purge was coming? What if Levi brought or assigned a new Executioner?

Vienna was relatively safe for wolves like him, because no one seemed to manage the level of control and respect of the position.

Heck, Rip himself kept a lid on fights on the streets so they wouldn't escalate or involve outsiders, big packs or humans. They didn't need one of the big three hunting them down or some kind of police raid.

So meetings between powerhouses like Isaiah and Levi were dangerous. Could mean anything.

Doing it this openly in public and broad daylight? Fuh. That was a warning as hell.

Rip was quite shocked to watch the older wolf was in such a horrible state. The cane, the heavy movements, something wrong with the eye...

He must have debilitating permanent injuries. It didn't make him less scary for Rip. If you could survive something that would leave you with scars, you had to be deadly.

Rip had been so focused on the pieces of the talk he could catch from the two wolves, he didn't notice other presences at his back.

They must have waited, getting closer and closer as the other two got out of earshot or they wouldn't have been able to get that close.

Rip was quickly reminded why he liked to fight with his back to a building. Preferably with easy access to a door or railing to jump or climb off of.

But there was nowhere to go in the open space of the hill and the river. Just down.

He was thrown off his feat. The attacker rolled him down, shadow snapping at his neck.

Rip's shadow came blazing immediately, shadows tumbling and clawing at each other.

He managed to shake the wolf off, then another, when a giant shadow came from the back again.

A well aimed kick and he was losing his footing altogether, falling into the river. His shadow was locked in a fight outside while another shadow, giant, berserk, came clashing after him into the water.

Like a blanket filled with rocks. It was suffocating him, pushing him under.

The current of the river was agreesive, catching him in a grip. He could not swim and fight the shadow or call his own back.

As he struggled, something hit him into the shoulder from behind. The back of his head exploded with pain. The bubbles of air left his mouth that instant. He could only helplessly watch them rise up.

Where was up even? His throat burned, his lungs contracting painfully as they filled with water.

Was that it?

Could he not see in the dark or was everything getting blurrier by the second? With every breath he couldn't take? It hurt. He had not expected water to hurt this bad.

Though he never imagined it wouldn't be painful to die.

***

"-ke up! Come on, man! You can make it!"

Someone was punching him in the ribs. His chest felt like one giant bruise.

He groaned, wanting to curl up.

Another punch landed against his ribcage, over his heart.

Rip didn't understand what was happening, completely out of control, when his body suddenly heaved. Water shot up his throat, the burning disgusting froggy water...

Someone grabbed him by the shoulder and turned him to the side. He heaved and heaved, stomach spasming painfully as more water came out his mouth and nose. He was drowning in it, the ground hard against his sore ribs-

Ground?

He unscrewed his eyes with difficulty. Even his vision was burning.

Ah no. That was just sunlight, completely blinding after the darkness in the water.

"Okay. You are okay. Just breathe, Rip."

The voice sounded familiar. And unique. Only one person ever sounded this concerned when talking to him.

"D-Dyl-an?" Rip wheezed out, the mere words triggering a coughing fit. He doubled over, propped up on his elbow, the sensation of being suffocated still fresh and scary in his mind.

The coughing soon turned into a guttural retch, drowning again with liquid in his throat, groaning with pain.

Strong hands wrapped around his middle and suddenly he was propped up against Dylan's chest, draped over the other boy's lap. "Shhh. All good now."

Rip didn't have the energy to push him off, shaking all over despite the warm air and the blinding sun. "H-how did you-" he coughed, chest and stomach spasming again and he would have folded over himself if Dylan didn't hold him up.

"I felt shadows fighting nearby. Saw you fall into the river." Dylan's hand sneaked around his chest, massaging along Rip's breastbone. "Took me a bit to figure out I had to take down the wolf to get rid of the shadow drowning you," he said sheepishly.

"How did you- there were at least three-" he broke off, chest bubbling as if he still had liquid in his lungs. He would be coughing that up for a while, it seemed.

"You took care of the first one and your shadow was fighting tooth and nail with the second one. When I knocked out the third who was drowning you, the second one was still distracted enough." Dylan made it sound like he didn't do all that much, but Rip was impressed. That was a lot to do for an inexperienced pampered boy.

"Why?"

"What do you mean, why?" Dylan clicked his tongue as if Rip said something stupid.

Rip was surprised at how tired he felt. He didn't even get to fight that much. Was drowning that exhausting? Instinctively, he reached for his shadow, letting it run through him. The bruised ribs, the hit to the head and the back - yeah, it felt much better, the relief immediate.

He sagged against Dylan even more, his shadow receding quietly...when it hit him.

His shadow did not jump at Dylan at all.

The other wolf was touching him, basically hugging him to his chest, and Rip was limp and panting for the sweet, sweet air just after an attack of that scale.

And Rip's shadow didn't react at all.

A shiver ran through his spine and he wrapped his hands around his stomach. He felt nauseous all over again.

"Hey, are you cold? It's pretty warm so I figured we would dry quick, but I can get you a change of clothes."

"Change into what?"

"I have my gym clothes with me." Dylan nodded towards a bag on the side.

"What are you even doing here?"

"More like what you are doing here. My sister lives nearby. And this is pretty close to my favorite gym and shopping street."

"So this is your world," Rip sighed, looking around. River, sun, nice buildings. Everything seemed brighter here.

"Yeah. How are you feeling? If you can move, I can take you over to my sis down the street and-"

"No," Rip said, trying to sit up immediately. "I have to go back." This still wasn't safe. That was just the smallest wave awaiting him if he stayed.

He managed to climb to his feet, all healed up, but swayed immediately.

Dylan shot up after him, planting a steadying hand onto his bicep. "Okay, if you feel better that way. I'll go with you."

Rip sighed, giving him a bland look. The kid was not getting the message at all.

[cloroxcasserole]

does anybody else remember when Disney called trump a chicken wing in 2020? I was in a hotel room (where else would I do this) watching the Disney channel and a thing came on that had the line “we get to say goodbye to President chicken wing” or smth like that and they showed a chicken wing with a Santa hat on. Was it all a dream?

[itsdeniini]

Can you also do on how enhypen jay and lesserafim yunjin feel for each other?

★☆➛🍂*. ☽ How ENHYPEN Jay and LE SSERAFIM Yunjin feel about each other ?

# Yunjin about Jay ! >_<

The Fool, The Page of Cups, The Six of Cups

Yunjin perceives Jay as a driven and charismatic person, often admiring his work ethic and dedication to his craft. From her side, their relationship appears to be primarily professional, with occasional friendly conversations that go beyond surface-level pleasantries. Yunjin acknowledges Jay's talent and finds his confidence inspiring; everything he does fits him perfectly, and she has a feeling like this man KNOWS what his strengths are and uses his skills in the right direction. That's what Yunjin aspires to be as well: an independent woman with a determined mind who is able to keep everything under her spell. She appreciates his ability to stay grounded despite all the undeserved backlash and is drawn to his genuine nature, because this girlie is also unbothered, and if she has something to disclose, then she'll spill the whole teapot. Yunjin interactions with Jay are mostly centered around shared experiences, and the fact that they can express themselves in three languages that they know well is so entertaining for Yunjin, as they are both the type that are willing to experiment and study more as time goes on. Also, she finds him hilarious; she's known a lot of people throughout her life, but him? Drop the curtain, because there will NEVER be someone who does it as naturally as him. It may not happen often as they don't have much time to chat, but every time they do it, it's poor aloofness from both sides. Oh, those american besties... 😌

# Jay about Yunjin ! >_<

The Empress, The Ten of Cups, The Four of Wands

Jay's opinion doesn't differ much from what I wrote earlier; he admires her ability to stay true to herself and her beliefs because there are a lot of people who may misunderstand Yunjin, and here is where Jay's protective nature kicks in. He would like to debunk some people who have too much of a long tongue when it comes to her because he knows she's a good person without bad intentions, but he's keeping it to himself because he would not like to shatter their friendship that is already inconsistent because of the schedules and other factors. And to be honest, if there were a place for romantic emotions, then they would come more from Jay's side. That's something he briefly thought about, but he brushed it off. He just likes to imagine some things that he knows won't happen because he's a bit of a hopeless romantic. If there were serious feelings, he wouldn't confess them either, although he would acknowledge that it is a bit of a pity to slip off on the beacon of authenticity that Yunjin is, like she's truly one of a kind. He would dislike seeing her sad, so he would bring up all his silliness inside him just to put a smile on her face, even if it's a small smile behind a phone chat. That's just his nature and mindset. When Jay meets a good person and creates a bond with them, he would like to do everything so no one would corrupt that good side with rumors and fake assumptions, so those people screw off because this guy is NOT 🧐 playing...

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ Overall, ᰔ Those two are just besties!

They appreciate each other's talent and dedication, although Jay wishes for more personal depth in their interactions, while Yunjin is quite happy with their friendship as it is at the actual moment.

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 438 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

God. It’s like every week, I get even more tired than the previous week. What has my life come to? I feel so dead inside.

Anyways, wooooo new chapter is here. Let’s goooooooo!!!

“DiD yOu JuSt HiT a CoP ?” Yeah mf. Call it “injustice” or a “crime”, IDC. Daniel gon beat yo ass GTA style. 😤

It’s ok Daniel, go get him!!!

*h e a v y s i g h*

. . .

PLEASE. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND WHILE I… “TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS”.

*stays in the bathroom for about 30 min*

I'M KIDDING... not really.

BRUH EVEN DANIEL IS NAKED? AROUND GUN??? This is dangerous. 😭😭😭

OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDD.... SIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! THE WET HAIR THOOOOOO. 😩😩🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

I def know what I want for Christmas this year... 👀

Santa would definitely kill me in my sleep...

N S F W M E M E W A R N I N G !!!

(If you don't wanna see the inappropriate meme, just scroll past it.)

God, my 😺 been quivering... What? I bet those of you who read Rendezvous would agree that you want him too. I'M LOOKING AT YOU!! READERS WHO'VE READ THOSE CHAPTERS ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SMH. 👁👁 Don't lie.

Man, this is giving me mad inspiration to write again. Who knew that some steamy shower panels would bring me back to continue writing for that story? How ironic. 😅

YESSSSSS GUN BBG, MAN WHORE, DADDYYYYYYY. 🥰

DAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FANCY FIGHTING SPINS!!! Also, "I'm gonna get punished severely when I get back." 🧐 Is Gun gonna make you give him 🧠 or nah? Like what?

BRUHHHHHHHHHH. DANIEL NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭

AWWWW BABY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. JUST CONTINUE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL!!! 🥺🥺

Awwwww shit... Is this where I think this is going...? 😭

Hey Alexa, play "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.

OMG WAIT. HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHEN HE WENT CRAZY MODE IN HIS OTHER BODY!!! :O God, it's like the same demon possessed Daniel or something.

OK DANIELLLLL!!! I SEE YOUUUUUU, KING!!!! 😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

AYO, IS THAT JAKE'S OLDER BROTHER??? 👀 HOW TF JAMES LEE KNEW ABOUT HIM AND NOT EVEN HIS OWN BROTHER, JAKE KIM KNEW ABOUT HIM UNTIL TOM LEE MENTIONED HIM??? 💀💀💀💀

Geez, I'm starting to feel bad for Jichang. Like, ok Daniel, I get it. Your fight with Jichang started because you're trying to find out more about Jinyoung and all that, but... y'all can't just... talk it out? 😅 "Civilized folks" style? No? Ok.

Oh crap... that's not good. 😬

B R U H. THESE PANELS GAVE ME MAD GOOSEBUMPS. SHIIIIIT. I HOPE DANIEL'S HOMIES ARRIVE!!!! 😖

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW ITTTTTTT!!! I TOLD Y'ALL WTF. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I EVEN KNEW IT IN THE LAST REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I GOT PSYCHIC POWERS. 🔮

SEE???? I CONCLUDED THIS LAST WEEK WITH MY OWN WORDS, BRUH. CALL ME A... G E N I U S. ✨ (Actually don't. I'm still a dumbass.)

"Thanks. I almost died just now." 💀💀💀💀 Idk why I thought that line from Hudson was funny to me LMFAOOO. Just caught me off guard because I mostly see him being so serious all the time. Also, Jichang... don't underestimate Daniel lol. It'll be your downfall if you do.

I stg. Almost every chapter, Daniel always gets even more attractive. 😍😍

I always see people comment on how Daniel is turning more into Gun due to how he has improved in fighting as the story progresses. HOWEVER, I've never heard Daniel becoming James Lee before and I find that concept very interesting. I'm not sure if PTJ is leading Daniel towards that path of him becoming the new "James Lee", since he is a self-righteous character who seeks truth.

Even though I find this moment to be very cool, I worry that Daniel might create more enemies for himself and I hope he doesn't kill anyone then spiral into long-term guilt like James Lee.

God, I still can't get over the GUN SHOWER PANELS. AHHHHHHHHH!!! HIM... NAKED??? I MEAN, COME ON MAN. HE LITERALLY IS EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL WHO REALLY AGED SO GOOD. SO TASTY. SO DELICIOUS. SO SCRUMPT-DIDDLY-UMPTIOUUUSSSSS!!! CALL ME A CONNOISSEUR, BUT HE CAN BE THE YAMATO TO MY HENNESSY, WITH HIS HIGH PRICED SEXY ASS. 🤤🤤🖤🖤🖤🖤

If any one mentions him in the shower, yk Imma be "showering" down there. 💦

ALSO, WE NEED MORE SHOWER FAN SERVICE PTJ. KEEP 'EM COMING!!!

The correct answer is "Both".

They'd be amazing Calvin Klein models.

Anyways, BYE- 🏃🏽‍♀️

[saltpepperbeard]

OBLIGATORY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS™ TOWARDS THE NEW OFMD S2 PICTURES

hi y’all. hi besties. every time i think i’m solid and stable on my feet, new footage absolutely pULLS THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER ME ANDNW. EVERY TIME I THINK I’VE SUSSED OUT THEORIES, NEW FOOTAGE IS LIKE LOL NOPE.

So let’s Ramble let’s Discuss because djwndnsnd MANY THOUGHTS HEAD SCRAMBLED-

So this one is the ✨easiest✨ (IN THEORY), and also so very delightful. BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THESE SMILEY SWEETHEARTS. LOOK AT THEIR OUTFITS AND TEA AND FOUND FAMILY VIBES!!!

I would assume this is on a different ship, or maybe on the “floating market” that was teases in one of the articles. I’m of course leaning towards the Red Flag Fleet based on previous material, but I can’t really figure why or WHERE in the season.

Employing help to catch up with the Revenge? Attempting to stay hidden because Stede ran from the Naval Academy and is subsequently a VERY wanted man? A bit of both?

Either way, CUTIES. (Also that SKY 😩😩😩)

And this one,,, THIS ONE,,,,, 👀? 👀👀🧐🧐???

The first knee-jerk reaction I had to it is an immediate post-reunion shot. He looks very confused—very SHOOK, if you will lol. And he’s still wearing the same shirt he’s been traveling around in for some time. It’s also relatively dingy, which tells me a bit of time has passed.

And that flooring behind him,,, Is that the DECK OF THE REVENGE???

SOOOOOO reunion taking a bad turn? Him tripping back over himself because Ed reacts ENTIRELY differently than he expects? Him just RECOILING in shock???

But then also, I’m like 👁👁, because I feel like it COULD be a misdirect. It COULD be something entirely different. Because I feel like they love doing that with previews lol. Something ENTIRELY innocuous and unrelated to what it APPEARS to look like.

Because, I will say,,, the gloves,,,,,, who is She.

AND THEN THIS ONE,,, 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

does edward teach know i want him carnally

He’s just so so beautiful, but of course we all knew that. WE ALL FIGURED AS MUCH.

I will say though, something that caught my attention in this shot are the marks/cuts on his face. Particularly, the mark/cut on his lip, because it matches up with-

THIS shot. And this in particular is really scrambling my brain l m a o because,,,

My running theory for this was that it was Ed going through some sort of “battling his past phantoms” type journey, and was working towards healing on his own. LITERALLY on his own, because I also thought this came after him falling off the ship/getting thrown from the ship.

And I ALSO thought that him meeting up with the bunch again would come with happiness/healing as a result.

SO SEEING HIM STILL LOOK SAD AND STOIC WITH A BLUNT??? HONEY????? HONEY DARLING??????? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD LMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE STILL SAD 😭😭😭

Unless it’s just something more serious, and he IS indeed feeling better. I mean, he doesn’t have his makeup or anything, so he COULD just be in a more grim situation of some sort.

But I digress. #EdDeservesToSmile2kForever

ANNNNNNND THEN THIS LMAO. THIS. THE MOST CONFUSING OF THE BUNCH RIGHT HERE,,,

The position they’re in,,,,,,, 📸🤨

But what REALLY snagged me was Ed’s facial expression qkdjwjdjw like babe WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARRRRR YOU DOING WJDNWN

My brain just immediately shouted “FERAL BEHAVIOR” because that looks like me whenever I’m like 🤪. JUST BUG-EYED AND CHEWING ON FLOOR TILES IDK.

…BUT THAT’S ME GOING BONKERS OVER FOOTAGE SO LIKE QJDJWNS,,, IN WHAT CIRCUMSTANCE WOULD ED LOOK LIKE: THAT.

like is frenchie carrying marmalade and ed saw it and pounced and is like ⚫️👄⚫️

because honestly that’s Valid.

But it’s also VERY interesting, because Ed’s makeup is off, and his HAIR is in that one lovely updo. So again, AGAIN, it makes it very difficult to tell what the motivations are/what the characters are feeling, because it’s like,,, ED BABE ARE YOU GOOD??? DO YOU FEEL BETTER??? OR WHAT AKDJWJDS

Regardless, REGARDLESS, I don’t know how they manage when I’m already through the ceiling, but I’m somehow vibrating at an even GREATER level than before. I cannot, and I mean, CANNOT wait to know the context behind all of these.

And cannot BELIEVE we’ll know in ✨less than a month✨

[aleksa-sims]

Simselfstory

The next day D. & I went to my parents to pick up our cat and some of my stuff.  Last night, we talked again. We decided to just stay together for now, to see..... how things will turn out.

There was also something else D. told me. Since he was getting better while he was away, he thought about starting his own business, bcs he quit his job. My Dad offered to help him.

The two had this in mind anyway. They talked about it months ago and now it was time to inplement things. I don’t want to go into too much detail rn. It will explain itself over time.

Mom: You have to take your pills regularly, D. This is important! The same goes for you, A.! The more time passes, the better you’ll be and hopefully..... forget what happend. 😞

Dad (to Daniel): The main thing is that you are safe & fine. Soon we have a lot to do and distraction is always good! But one thing I want to mention again. No matter what probs you two have, even if you relapse, talk to us!! None of us will blame you for asking for help. We want you two to be well, okay?

Daniel: Yea, I got it. 😔

Dad: And what about you A.?

Me: Yea, ok! But I want you to help D. with that job thing.

Dad: Of course I’ll help him. And actually we could start immediately, but if we proceed as planned and discussed, it may be that you and Daniel have to move. 😕

Me: Um... okay. I am prepared to do whatever it takes. 🙂(😟)

Daniel (to me): You...are really ready to move? To.... my house!? 😯

Me: We’ve talked about it before, and..... now that I’m pregnant, why not? You, me and.................. our Baby? 😳

Daniel: I love you, so I’ll love your Baby, too. Our Baby! And well, N.'s Baby. 🤨

Mom: Are you serious about this, D.? Can- and do you even want that?? 😟

Daniel: Yes!

Me: We decided to try and I have to talk to N. about it too.

Dad: However you decide to continue, together or .... separately, I will help Daniel. I’m just clarifying this, so you don’t make your decision dependent on that.

My Dad and Daniel kept talking about their new plans, while my Mom couldn't stop asking me questions.

Mom: You really wanna move? You know what kind of... strange things his mother did there. In that house! 😟

Me: It's a pretty house. I like it there. And she moved out, it's all fine. Besides, I have other worries rn, as you know.

Mom: That’s what I’ve been trying to make clear to you these past few weeks. But well, now you're pregnant. Either you two accept this and move on, or you’re really getting a divorce.

Me: He wants us to stay together. And actually I want the same. I don't wanna lose him.... I’m moving back to our apartment with him for a short while, see if Daniel and I can make it? And, I'm gonna talk to N. I don’t want to disappoint N. or hurt him. I have to come up with something. A soloution! 😟🤯

Mom: In other words, it's either/or? There is no other way out, A.!

Me: Who says that? You?.... I’m gonna do what’s right for me, Daniel and Nico, not for you or anyone else. 😒

Mom: What are you trying to tell me?.... You can’t do the same thing you did back then. This isn't normal!.. And you were unhappy! That’s not what you want! And I’m sure Daniel won’t agree with that. 😦

Me: I'm going to do what I got to do.

Mom: I know you A.! You won’t do anything. You will wait until one of them.......... goes nuts.

Me: I don’t think so. 😒

Just before Daniel and I wanted to leave, Ana also had some questions for me.😩

Me: Everything you are about to say, drop it pls.

Ana: Um.... ok! Have you had makeup sex? Or, no! I’d rather call it... homecoming-sex.🧐 I mean, you didn’t really fight, he just... took off.🤷‍♀️

Me: No, we didn’t!! We talked!

Ana: Then it's obvious! You want N.! With him you couldn’t wait even 24 hours. Plus, he knocked you up. 🤷‍♀️😬

Me: Ah...yup. You know, we'll see S. later. Are you joining us?

Ana: Nah! Sounds like a double date, I really don’t feel like it. I have other plans. And now go and have fun with your..... man. 😏

Me: Who are you having fun with, Ana? 🤨 Dennis?

Ana: Are you jealous of me for Dennis? 😜

Me: Ugh!... NO! 😖

Ana: Don't worry, sis. I’m not dating Dennis, a messed up guy. NO thanks! I have fun...... with myself. 😄

Me: Hmm?... I know you Ana! You have a secret. And you know me, baby sis. I'll uncover it. 😏💁‍♀️

Ana: Weirdo!

Ana really had a secret. At first I thought she was back with Adam or something, but no, it wasn’t Adam. Just that much, I get why she kept it a secret. 🤭

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